crawl out of hell an app

Glancing at the bamboo pole lying dead in the back seat of the car, I really admire him for being able to lie down!
"Don't lie down on the bamboo pole, I won't let you go!" I said helplessly.

Teng!
Bamboo Pole immediately sat up and looked at me excitedly.

"Master, did you change it to I'll wait for your call?"

"Go to hell!" I yelled, I was so mad!
"Master, give it to me!" The bamboo pole reached out and asked for it.

"What?" I asked puzzled.

"Tape!" Bamboo pole replied.

"No need!" I said helplessly, "Go to a nearby store and buy some small items that pregnant women can use, as well as some diapers for babies!"

"Give it to me!" The bamboo pole stretched out its hand and asked again.

"I said no tape!" I was furious.

"Give me the money, Master, I don't have any money!" Zhu Gan gave you such a stupid expression.

I took out a dozen hundred-yuan bills and slapped Zhugan directly on the face.

Bamboo poles took the money and got out of the car. An apprentice like this is so pissed that he won't lose money!

"The one who swallowed the dog, I laughed so hard, I changed my mind, the bamboo pole should follow you, this is called the wicked will be tortured by the wicked!" Hu Yifeng gloated at the side.

Judges, don't laugh, look at me, whether there are people or ghosts around me, they are all in pairs!

What, I am also the best, well, I admit it, I spend every day with the best and strange flowers, and you won’t believe it if you tell me it’s not the best!

About half an hour later, Zhugan came back, no, he didn’t come back alone, he hired someone to push a cart full of diapers.

Ay Ya I gi!
It's so real!
I knew it was a gift, but I didn't know that I thought he was going to open a diaper store!
Immediately, I frowned, how did this cart of diapers get to the obstetrics and gynecology department?
Knowing this, I shouldn't let the bamboo pole go, I should go by myself, sorry, this bamboo pole bastard must be playing with me on purpose!Absolutely sincere!

But now that this truckload of diapers has arrived, what should I do?
A headache!
I got out of the car and kicked the bamboo pole to the ground.

"If you don't recruit pregnant women here, I'll kill you, believe it or not?"

"Master, if there are diapers, there will naturally be pregnant women. Just wait, master, there is no woman who does not pluck wool, even if she is pregnant!"

The bamboo pole threw the girl and ran away. This is really working with the bamboo pole, and nothing can be achieved!

Just after I thought of the bamboo pole as a pig's head and fried it tens of thousands of times, I saw a group of pregnant women, some coming alone, some with the support of their husbands and family members, bustling with diapers led by the bamboo pole.

"How about it, don't lie to everyone!" Zhugan glanced at me proudly, and shouted loudly at the pregnant women: "Are they all packaged, are they genuine, are they famous brands, telling you is simply a free gift, we The survey is very simple, you only need to answer one question!"

"Really?" A pregnant woman shouted.

"Absolutely true!" Zhu Gan replied confidently.

"Then let's start quickly, I'll come first!" The pregnant woman seemed quite desperate.

"Okay, big sister, do you like to eat chicken blood, pig blood and duck blood after pregnancy?" Zhu Gan asked.

"It's disgusting, don't eat it!" The pregnant woman replied.

"Okay, it's over!" The bamboo pole picked up a pack of diapers and handed it to the pregnant woman, who left happily!
"I'm coming, I'm coming..."

Pregnant women began to be impatient, it is true that there is no pregnant woman who does not squeeze wool!

I have extracted the energy flow given to me by the system, and I can see the life fire on everyone's chest. There is no abnormality. It seems that all the diapers have been given away for nothing.

The second pregnant woman, Zhugan asked if your temper became more and more irritable after pregnancy?

The pregnant woman said that she was not very irritable and got a pack of diapers!

After a while, the pregnant women noticed that they were staring at each other, and asked these two questions over and over again.

So a pregnant woman suggested: "Everyone likes to eat pig blood and duck blood after pregnancy, raise your hand?"

No hands raised!

"Everyone raised their hands when they became grumpy after pregnancy?"

No hands raised!

Then I saw a group of pregnant women rushing to the diapers and looting them all, like a storm!

The bamboo pole also turned its head and smiled flatteringly at me, and praised me.

"Master, look at how fast this is. The wisdom of the people is indeed infinite, and they are very creative!"

I almost sprayed him in the face with a mouthful of old blood, you know, if killing people is not illegal, I will kill bamboo poles [-] times!

In this way for three days in a row, I went to the obstetrics and gynecology departments of six hospitals, large and small, but nothing was gained. It ignited the enthusiasm of pregnant women, and they asked one after another: "Which hospital are you going to go to next?" engage in activities?"

I'm almost crying, I can't play like this anymore, I have to change!
Otherwise I'm really going broke!
No, absolutely not!
Shouldn't this fee be paid by hell?

"Damn ghost, I have spent so much money for so many days, are you going to ask Mr. Wuchang to reimburse me?" I yelled at Hu Yifeng in a place where no one was around.

"Master Wuchang wants to reimburse you very much, but I don't know if there is anyone in the Mingbi world who wants it?" Hu Yifeng smirked.

"Go to hell!" I was angry.

"I've already died, are you bothered?" Hu Yifeng replied as if you were stupid.

"Don't I have any funds?" Very dissatisfied and angry, I growled.

"Yes, Mr. Wuchang said that he will give you an ingot of gold every month as your expenses!" Hu Yifeng replied.

"Isn't it paper?" I asked warily.

"You who swallowed a dog, you are so smart!" Hu Yifeng replied mockingly.

"I'm sitting on the mountain, and I will go bankrupt sooner or later. At that time, I can only beg for food. What kind of bullshit test is there?" I was furious.

"Master Wuchang said that you are allowed to use the energy provided by the system to earn no more than 10 yuan per month!" Hu Yifeng said seriously.

"One hundred thousand a month?" I exaggeratedly asked.

"Yeah!" Hu Yifeng's tone seemed to say that it was only a hundred thousand. As for such an exaggeration?

I don't care what that damn ghost thinks of me, I'm a hundred thousand, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'll go around the world with the system in my arms, I'll be a magician wherever I go, I can't make enough money!
"Hey, aren't you promising?" Hu Yifeng said regretfully: "Master Wuchang said that if you think it's too little, you can cap it at 100 million. Now it seems that it's completely useless. I just said a base price and waited for you to bargain. It’s nothing, you’re going crazy with joy, you’re useless!”

As soon as I heard it, I rolled my eyes and almost fainted. If I hold back for a while, it would be fine to pretend to grow to 50!
"Haha..." Hu Yifeng laughed out loud suddenly, and said out of breath, "I'm teasing you, I deliberately teased you, one hundred thousand is enough, there is no bargaining, you think hell is a vegetable market Woolen cloth?"

Do you know what is the best bad friend?

Isn't Hu Yifeng just a living ghost specimen?