crawl out of hell an app

Talking about bamboo poles with Su Yinan turned into a complaint conference!

Then the more we talk, the more we have a common language!

Of course, it's all about the resentment towards the bamboo pole!

Gradually speaking, it was noon, and I left, there was no way that the martial arts school prevented the bamboo pole from coming back!

I walked out of the martial arts hall and saw a familiar figure, what the hell is a bamboo pole!
I stepped forward and grabbed him, staring at him viciously!

"Say, did you call the police?" I asked.

"Master, I was the one who saved you from the siege. It wasn't for your apprentice, I am so smart, how could you get out of the siege?" Zhu Gan said with a face of meritorious service.

I really wanted to whip him up, but I held back!
I smoked him today, who knows how he will revenge me in the future?

"Can you be more reliable?" I asked, resisting the urge to make a move.

"Master, the person I love the most is you. How can you still complain about me? I had to sacrifice myself for you. I even reported false police reports for this. Master, shouldn't you be moved?" Zhugan explained plausibly.

"I can vomit blood!" Hu Yifeng said with a sinister smile: "This thing is so fun, I even forgot that I don't have blood now!"

I really can't take it anymore, I don't care about him anymore, what will happen to him in the future?
I kicked the bamboo pole over with one foot, and it crackled like a violent beating!
I didn't stop until I was sweaty all over.

Ouch, why does my face hurt so much?

After regaining consciousness, I took out my phone and looked, I'm going!

Is this still a face?
What an upside-down cornbread!
How should I explain it to Yueying?

"Master, in fact, you don't need to take pictures anymore, your face now has a kind of asymmetrical beauty!" Zhu Gan said suddenly.

"Do you want me to give you an asymmetrical beauty too!" I threatened the bamboo pole.

"Master, there's no need, my waist was almost broken by your kick! You should have vented your anger too!" Bamboo Pole begged for mercy.

"Are you following me?" I picked up the collar of the bamboo pole and said angrily.

"Master, I'm doing this for your own good, I'm worried about your accident!"

"When did you start following me, and what did you see?"

"I didn't see anything. When I came here, I saw you nibbling her feet! That smells bad, isn't it Master?"

I have the heart to kill, but it is a pity that murder is against the law!
"Don't talk about this matter outside, absolutely not allowed, otherwise I will turn you into a stone man, do you know?" I threatened viciously!

"Master, don't worry, I will never tell anyone about this, even my wife, I usually don't tell her!"

"Go to hell, your mistress absolutely can't say that!"

"Understood Master, my wife must never say anything, but what if my wife asks?"

"Damn, your mistress will be free and ask you if I've ever gnawed someone else's foot?"

"What Master said makes sense. Sure enough, Master is Master. Why can't I remember..."

Jingle Bell……

The phone rang, and when I took it out, it turned out to be an unfamiliar number!
I'm not in the mood to answer it now, so I hung up directly, but it rang again, and I had to answer it, so as not to miss an important call!

"Hello, who?" I asked.

"Miraculous doctor, it's really you, miraculous doctor, it's me! The stuttering person who bought your medicine is my miraculous doctor. Don't you know how much effort it took me to get your mobile phone number from Liao Jingjing? I'm very excited Miracle doctor!"

"What's the matter?" I asked angrily.

"Genius doctor, it's like this! I have a friend who doesn't believe that I stopped stuttering after taking your medicine. He made a bet with me. If I didn't lie to him, he lost to me with his Rolls Royce !"

"What the hell does this have to do with me?" I asked angrily.

"Miraculous doctor, you have to prove it. As long as you let me win and the Rolls-Royce is yours, I will fight for your breath. How can you be a miracle doctor?"

"I'm not interested!" After I finished speaking, I ended the call directly!

"Master, I heard that there is a Rolls-Royce, a famous car!" Zhu Gan's ears were quite good.

"Don't worry about this, do you still think about Su Yinan, or you can go back!"

"Master, I only have you in my heart now!"

"Go to hell!" I kicked the bamboo pole away and walked away!

Driving the car and planning to go to the hospital first to reduce the swelling, Hu Yifeng suddenly thought of him.

"Brother, my face is disfigured, can you help me?" I asked.

"Yes, as long as you and Su Yinan fall in love, I will help you!" Hu Yifeng replied.

"Are you sick? What does this have to do with who I fall in love with?"

"Of course, if you fall in love with Su Yinan, then Yue Ying will return to being single, and will continue to be single for me!"

Another crazy one!
"Is the next test task set?"

"It's fixed, it's a Qingyin test, and it will start soon!"

"I'm disfigured, I guess I can't do it anymore, you should find someone else!"

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, the energy flow of the restoration technique has been prepared for you in the app, you can extract and use it!"

"Damn ghost, you still know your senses!"

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, okay?"

"You used to keep saying that we were born in the same year, the same month, the same day and the five elements match, that we are closer than twin brothers, and we are almost like one person, but this time I was bullied by that woman, why didn't you help me?"

"I obviously helped you, okay?"

"That's because you were worried that I would be killed and destroy the system!"

"Don't be so stingy? If you think about it, you can change the angle. Look at that Su Yinan is very beautiful. He has no figure at all. If it wasn't because of the beating, how could you have such close contact with her? It is best for her to help you. Tell the police that you are her boyfriend, you have taken advantage of it, do you know?"

"The beating turned out to be intimate contact, so let me have an intimate contact with you, okay?"

"Hey, can't men and women kiss each other! I'm a straight ghost!"

"Go to hell!"

I ended this conversation with a roar!
It wasn't until I saw Yueying at night that my mood completely calmed down. After eating the dinner made by Yueying herself, Yueying and I planned to go out for a walk!
It's very strange that the bamboo pole never came back. Could it be that his conscience found out that he left me on his own initiative and returned to Su Yinan's martial arts school?
Thinking of this possibility, I couldn't help being excited in my heart, God also has a time to open his eyes!
What is the most easily broken thing in the world?
When I opened the door, I had the answer to this question!
That is a wonderful fantasy!

The easiest thing to break in the world is a beautiful fantasy!

I opened the door, and before I took a step, I saw the bamboo pole, not only him, but also a thin monkey next to him, these two strange things got together for some reason.

"Master, this is Xiao Yuan. What he gave you this time is a top-end Rolls-Royce!" Zhugan looked at me proudly and explained, and then said to Shouhou: "This is my master and my father." Mistress!"

"Miraculous Doctor, I can see you!" Skinny Monkey looked at me excitedly and said, "Hello, Miracle Doctor!"

Questions floated from the sky, how did these two wonderful things make a couple?