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I'm about to collapse, it's going to be very painful if I have a bamboo pole, okay?
I'm not a weird museum here!
I still want to live my own two-person world, and I still want to enjoy my own life!
But before I refused, the bamboo pole spoke!

"Xiao Yuan, you skinny monkey, you still want to pay homage to your teacher. Don't try to compete for my teacher's love. In the future, you just need to be yourself. If my master doesn't have a car, you can give me a car. If my master doesn't have money, you can give me money." , My master doesn’t have a house, you give it away, that’s enough! As for apprenticeship, don’t think about it!” The bamboo pole snatched the car keys from the thin monkey’s hand and shouted.

The thin monkey hugged my leg tightly, and began to talk tearfully.

"Master, just accept me. Now I finally realize that money and family property are nothing compared to you. Being able to follow your side is my real happiness!" The thin monkey cried and complained.

I got goosebumps all over my body!
"Absolutely not, this is my master alone!" The bamboo pole tried desperately to pull the thin monkey away.

When I saw this scene, I suddenly had an idea!
"Shouhou, it's not that I don't want to accept you, it's that my disciple Bamboo Pole disagrees, why don't you pass his test first!" I pretended to sigh involuntarily!
The thin monkey raised his head and looked at me, then at the bamboo pole, and hugged the bamboo pole.

"Brother, you just agree to accept me as a junior!" The thin monkey began to weep and complain to the bamboo pole.

I was secretly happy in my heart, and immediately got out of the way, let these two weirdos get entangled, as for Rolls Royce and Maybach, let it go!
Liao Jingjing entered the elevator with me.

"Then Xiao Gang stammered, are you punishing him?" Liao Jingjing asked.

I shook my head seriously!

This is not my fault, I will never recite it!

"I miss you every day!" Liao Jingjing suddenly looked at me passionately and said.

"You may have misunderstood, I have a girlfriend!" I responded immediately, with a firm tone.

"I know, but I don't care!"

"I care!"

"One day you will add me to your sentence!"

As Liao Jingjing spoke, she suddenly hugged me tightly and kissed me lightly on the face.

"You are so outstanding that no woman can refuse!" Liao Jingjing murmured.

Fortunately, the elevator opened, otherwise I really don’t know if I can resist her temptation. Her gentle body, her charming body fragrance, and the itching of her long hair brushing against my ears, to be honest, it’s any one An irresistible temptation for men!

"I have established my own magic troupe, can you come and see it?" Liao Jingjing invited me.

"I don't have time recently!" I replied in a panic.

"Why are you afraid of me, I can't eat you!" Liao Jingjing smiled coquettishly.

"I really have something to do, goodbye!" I hurried away, as if running away, and came to my car.

What the hell, I'm really not Liu Xiahui, and I can't be Liu Xiahui, it's better to run away earlier!
I drove the car slowly towards home, I don't know how the bamboo pole will deal with the thin monkey, but I hope the thin monkey is strong enough to wrap around the bamboo pole, it's best to leave him at Xiao's house!
"Damn ghost, is Xiao Gang's stuttering the fault of you?" I suddenly thought of Xiao Gang and asked Hu Yifeng.

"No, he was really stimulated and stuttered!" Hu Yifeng replied seriously.

"He won't ask me to buy medicine in the future, will he? I don't have enough quota!" I pretended to be a little embarrassed and said.

"Don't worry about it, it's absolutely impossible to increase your quota!" Hu Yifeng replied very simply.

It made me lose face, I asked so tactfully, why can't you answer tactfully!
At this moment, outside the Xiao's Guild Hall, a good show is still going on!
Xiao Gang has joined the stage of Skinny Monkey and Bamboo Pole!
"You're never finished, Skinny Monkey, my master will never accept you as an apprentice!" The bamboo pole lifted the skinny monkey up and roared.

"Brother, as long as you agree, I'll give you a brand new Maybach!" The skinny monkey Chi Guoguo bribed.

"Big, big, lucky master, you are still here!" Xiao Gang opened the door and walked out of the hall, saw the bamboo pole and said, "I, I, I want to buy medicine too!"

"Shut up, my master is gone, how can I sell you any medicine?" Zhugan shouted irritably.

"Big, big, big master, I beg you, help me to ask the magic doctor for one pill after another for the magic medicine!" Xiao Gang gritted his teeth and tried hard not to stutter, but he stuttered even worse up!

"Hehe..." The thin monkey shouted happily: "So it's interesting to see people stutter!"

"Why are you watching here, I'm leaving first!" Zhu Gan said and was about to get out of the way.

The thin monkey hugged the waist of the bamboo pole tightly and began to act coquettishly.

"Brother, Maybach, brand new, do you want it?" The thin monkey had a charming face, and his voice was soft enough to squeeze out water.

Bamboo pole feels that he can't recall at all, even a skinny monkey can do it no matter how thick his skin is!
"Brother, brother, brother, please, please, brother, please give me a pill, brother and brother really don't like stuttering!" Xiao Gang stammered even more and begged the thin monkey.

"Brother, remember how you laughed at me back then, and how many nicknames you gave me, such as stuttering monkey, snarky pig, and Lianzui. I haven't given you a nickname yet, do you know? My master’s medicine only sells one pill a month, brother, I’ll stutter if I give it to you, do you think I’m stupid?” said the thin monkey sarcastically.

"No, no, no, it's impossible, the genius doctor, the genius doctor, the genius doctor must be joking!" Xiao Gang became more anxious and stuttered even more when he heard Shouhou say this!

"Go away, stammer, my master really only sells one pill a month, so don't dream about it, hurry up and think of other ways!" The bamboo pole became more irritable when it was entangled by the thin monkey, the more irritable it was, the less it would listen He stuttered, so he cursed.

"Senior brother, good senior brother, just promise me, as long as you promise to let me do anything!" Skinny Monkey acted like a baby even more shamelessly.

The bamboo pole immediately spit up, isn't the thin monkey's lethality inferior to the bamboo pole?As the old saying goes, don't deceive people, even the cheapest people are invincible!

"Let go of me, or I'll take you as my apprentice first, how about that?" Bamboo Pole made a compromise suggestion.

Zhu Gan also has his own reasons for suggesting this. The Shouhou family is really rich, so accepting him as an apprentice means that there is a small amount of money to spend, and my apprentice naturally dare not compete with me in front of me!
"Brother, what do you know?" Shouhou asked in a daze.

"What the hell, I know enough for you to learn for a lifetime!" The bamboo pole broke open the thin monkey's hand and said viciously.

But then the thin monkey hugged the bamboo pole from behind again, but he didn't let go. This is what makes the wicked have their way!

"I've already taken you as my apprentice, what else do you want?" Zhu Gan became angry from embarrassment.

"I want you to promise me that you will teach me everything the master teaches you!" The thin monkey continued to act coquettishly.

"I promise, if you let go, I promise everything!" Zhu Gan looked up to the sky and sighed.