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Then Xiaopang took the phone back and said, "Young Master Xiao, quickly bring the money! Please, or we will all be useless!"

Then I could hear Xiao Gang's voice coming from the phone!
"Redemption, redemption, redemption..."

Fatty looked at me in surprise when he heard this, and said, "Brother, look, Young Master Xiao promised to redeem us!"

As soon as his words fell, Xiao Gang also spoke clearly!

"Redeem, redeem a fart!"

Xiaopang and the others were ashamed immediately, but the bear cried even harder!

"Run!" Fatty jumped out a word for a long time.

"If you want to run away, I will make you all stutter for the rest of your life, and continue stuttering after giving birth to your son!" I threatened jokingly.

Not to mention that this threat is really useful, Xiaopang and the others who just ran away came back again, all of them looked at me pitifully, like lambs waiting to be slaughtered!
"Why do you say you bastards, you came to rob me for Xiao Gang, but Xiao Gang treats you as worthless, what are you doing for?" I taunted them.

"Brother, we're just making a living, and it's not easy for us!" Xiaopang can speak eloquently.

"Then what do you think we should do? Do you want me to abolish you, or do you want to abolish you?" I teased them with a wicked smile.

"Brother, please forgive us! In the next life, I will be a cow and a horse to repay you!" Xiaopang begged for mercy with tears in his eyes.

"Stop talking nonsense, what are you doing?" I was annoyed. Anyway, beating the children in the rainy day is idle, so I continued to tease them: "Do you know how big a crime robbery is? How about I send you in to try it out?" How long are you going to stay?"

Boom, Xiaopang and the others knelt down in front of me in unison.

"Brother, please do me a favor! We won't dare again!" Fatty cried and begged for mercy.

"Well, I'll give you a chance too, bring Xiao Gang to me within three days, otherwise you'll all be crippled for the rest of your life!" I said this to Hu Yifeng.

After speaking, I turned and left!

Xiong stopped crying, and Xiaopang was also stunned. Is this the end?
Xiaopang got up and patted the dust on his knees, with a proud expression on his face.

"Brothers, don't be afraid, he wouldn't dare to do anything to us!"

Saying that, Xiaopang walked towards the entrance of the alley.

"Brother Fat, your right leg is lame!" a cockscomb exclaimed.

"Ah, I'm really lame, I don't want to be lame forever!" Xiaopang burst into tears.

The others were too frightened to walk, for fear they would be lame too!
In the end, the bear was brave and smart, he didn't care about other people's strange eyes, and crawled towards the entrance of the alley on all fours.

Don't say that so you can't tell if he is lame?
"Brother Fat, I don't want to be lame all my life!" Cockscomb shouted.

"Go and ask Young Master Xiao, he certainly doesn't want to stutter all his life!" Xiaopang replied.

"Let's go, brothers, let's go see Young Master Xiao together!" Gou Xiong turned his head and roared, struggling to crawl towards the entrance of the alley, as if a general who was about to go into battle to kill the enemy was mobilizing for the final battle.

I walked out of the alley, and I didn't care about the comments of the people who eat melons. These days, I can quietly watch the excitement of the scene. It is not entertainment. I am very proud of being able to entertain people!
I found a small restaurant, had some noodles, and when I drove home, I was immediately amazed!
Bamboo pole and skinny monkey made a big table of meals, including burnt braised pork, braised fish, braised pork ribs, and braised tenderloin. It was simply a display of the braised series. The smell of sourdough filled the entire living room , and then there were more than ten bottles of beer on the table.

More than half of these beers are empty. Of course, there are more than ten empty bottles under the table. Let me go, the fighting power is good!

"Master, how is my cooking? Is it tasty enough?" The thin monkey stopped stuttering, and now he has a big tongue.

"Okay, apprentice!" The bamboo pole patted the thin monkey's shoulder and boasted: "Compared with my teacher's wife, your teacher's grandmother, your food is like shit, but the advantage is that I usually can't eat your teacher's grandmother's cooking at noon. Food, I seldom eat it at night now, even if I do, I would not dare to drink like this, so your food is not bad, it tastes good!"

"Master, why can't you eat the dishes cooked by Grandma?" the thin monkey asked curiously.

"It's not your master, who loves your grandma so much, I don't want to cook a dish, for fear that the oil will smoke your grandma!" Zhu Gan replied very dissatisfied.

"The master cooks?"

"If he is a fart, your master can cook instant noodles!"

"That's only done by you, Master!"

"I won't do it either. I'll tell you a trick. As long as your master asks me to cook, I must burn it like you do. Your master loves your grandma and never has the heart to let your grandma eat it, so I won't do it again." Don't let master cook for me!"

"Master, I carefully followed the recipe while cooking, I didn't burn it on purpose!"

"It doesn't matter, master, I have only one advantage, that is, I can endure, I can tolerate master, I can tolerate apprentice, master scolds me and beats me, I think he is a bastard in my heart, apprentice cooks burnt vegetables for me, I let you eat more!"

What the hell, telling the truth after drinking, this bastard always thinks I'm a bastard behind his back!
I couldn't bear it anymore, I rushed forward and I kicked like a crackling, bastard, how dare you call me a bastard!

"Master, when did you come back?" The thin monkey looked at me in horror and asked.

"I've been standing next to you for a long time!" I replied panting.

"Master, you are so unjust, you actually listen to my corner, how can a master listen to an apprentice's corner?" Bamboo pole lay on the ground and yelled aggrievedly.

Just as I was about to kick him again, the phone rang. It wasn't mine. The thin monkey took out the phone and connected the call.

"Dad, what's the matter? I'm drinking with master and master!"

"It's none of my business, he provoked my master, he committed suicide, I don't care!"

"I don't care!"

"I can't go back, I'm drinking with Master!"

"Okay, I'll go back, okay!"

The thin monkey hung up the phone and muttered to himself.

"It's outrageous that I threatened my son with pocket money!"

"Master, take it slow, disciple, I'll go home first for pocket money!"

"How did you go back?" I asked the drunk skinny monkey with a glance.

"The brand new Maybach will be home with just a kick of fuel!" The thin monkey replied flamboyantly.

"What the hell are you still able to drive after drinking so much?" I was furious.

"Master, I'll take him back!" Bamboo Pole got up from the ground and volunteered.

"Go to hell!" I kicked him down and cursed.

There is no way, let me send the thin monkey home, let alone this Maybach, how come I don’t feel particularly cool when I drive it?

Poor life!

You can only live with [-] funds a month!
So the poor will never understand the life of the rich, you thin monkey, I will find a way to let the bamboo pole go to his house to toss, and I can't harm my villa!