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I looked at Zhao Ying and smiled slightly.

"Mr. Zhao's offer is really attractive, I simply can't refuse!" I responded with a smile.

"Okay, Mr. Yue has made a decision. This is the address and time of the Genius Thousand Island Banquet. Please keep it, Mr. Yue. I won't waste Mr. Yue's precious time. Farewell!"

After Zhao Ying finished speaking, he shook hands with me again and said goodbye.

I looked at the beautiful card in my hand, which read: Genius Thousand Island Banquet, Qiandao Lake Seven Star Resort Baiwang Pirates, the time is three days later.

I put away this strange card, the time was exactly [-]:[-], and when I looked up, my baby Yueying was galloping towards me.

Haha, I finally know what surprise I should give Yueying.

I hugged Yueying tightly, hugged her around, and then gently hugged her in my arms.

"Honey, let's take a vacation, shall we?" I said softly.

"Where are you going?" Yueying asked curiously.

"Baiwang Island in Qiandao Lake!" I replied with a smile.

"Wow, that's great, I've always wanted to go, but I don't have a vacation!" Yue Ying felt a little regretful.

"Then ask for leave!" I gently kissed Yueying's forehead and suggested.

"I still want to get promoted!" Yueying said angrily.

"I'll give you a promotion!" I laughed.

"How to upgrade?"

"First promote you to be a wife, and then have another child. This is called double promotion!"

"Destroyed!"

Yue Ying smiled and gave me a gentle fist, I quickly pretended to be scared and ran away, Yue Ying followed closely behind.

Our laughter and happiness attracted passers-by to look sideways.

After the romantic and warm dinner, Yueying and I returned home with laughter and satisfaction.

What the hell, his mood fell immediately, the bastard bamboo pole, he vomited all over the living room.

The murderer rushed to see if there was any, and wanted to chop the bamboo pole into thousands of pieces, but he couldn't forgive his hatred.

But thinking about going on vacation with Yue Ying in three days, bear with it!

I held my nose and cleaned up by myself, and Yueying wanted to help but I firmly refused, my Yueying would never do such a dirty job, let alone serve the bastard Zhugan.

How many times have I resisted the urge to drag the bamboo poles out and throw them away, tidy up the living room, clean the bamboo poles and throw them on his own bed, and even wash the dirty clothes from the bamboo poles!

My master has almost become a nanny, so suffocating!

Fortunately, thinking of going out romantically with Yue Ying, bear with it!
I just hope that the so-called Genius Thousand Island Banquet will not disappoint me!
The next day, Zhu Gan was sober, I didn't beat him up, I wanted to appease him before I left, and then he disappeared suddenly, dead bamboo pole can be tossed about as he likes!
As long as you don't pester me, of course the news that I'm going out with Yue Ying must not be leaked, it must be kept as a top secret.

I asked Yue Ying to do the same!
Then we quietly prepared to salute like underground workers, of course Yue Ying has already asked for leave!

The salutation should be as simple as possible, and if there is anything missing, go to the place to buy it.

But when we were ready and just before we booked our flight tickets, tragedy happened!
"Hey, master, is master there?" Yueying and I heard the thin monkey enter the living room and shouted from the bedroom.

"What are you doing?" Zhu Gan asked back.

"I heard that Master accepted Zhao Ying's invitation to go to Qiandao Lake to participate in the Genius Thousand Island Banquet, and I want to go too!" Skinny Monkey shouted excitedly.

MMP, how does this skinny monkey know?
If you know it, you know it, why do you have to have a big mouth.

Yueying looked at me helplessly, and I could only smile wryly.

Sure enough, the bamboo pole began to boil!

"Master, Master, you are going to participate in the Genius Thousand Island Banquet, why don't I know, are you going to surprise me?" Zhu Gan shouted in the living room.

I let Yueying stay in the bedroom and walked into the living room by myself.

"Skinny monkey, come here!" I gently asked the thin monkey.

The thin monkey walked up to me excitedly.

"Stupid child, who did you hear that I was going to participate in the Genius Thousand Island Banquet? Did you hear it wrong?" I kept blinking at Skinny Monkey.

The thin monkey didn't understand my signal, but the bamboo pole shouted loudly.

"Master, what are you doing? Why are you winking at my apprentice? Are you implying something? Master, you don't want to cheat your apprentice like this!"

"Master, I heard what Liao Jingjing said!" Shouhou replied truthfully at this time, I don't know if he also deliberately tricked me?

"Apprentice, do you want to go too?" Zhugan asked the thin monkey.

The thin monkey nodded hurriedly.

"Hold your master's leg until he agrees to take us!" The idea of ​​the bamboo pole is really bad.

What's worse is that the thin monkey still obeyed his advice, and fell to the ground and hugged my leg.

What the hell did I do in my previous life to let me meet these two bastards in this life!
"Bamboo pole, good apprentice, your teacher and I have already booked the plane tickets, only the two of us, the plane at [-]:[-] in the afternoon!" I had to explain patiently.

"It's okay, master, just give us two more patches and two pieces!" Zhugan responded very reasonably.

"The flight is full!" I continued to explain.

"Then let's change another flight!" Zhu Gan replied generously.

I gritted my teeth, this fucking bastard thing, okay, if you cheat me, I will cheat you too!
"Bamboo pole, I will pay for this kind of money, and you can book air tickets as you like, how about that?" I said with a smile as much as possible.

Damn, I won't take you in. Without invitations, I'll see how you go to the meeting. Damn, you're going to kill you. Why don't you just spend some money?
I spend one hundred thousand a month, and I can't spend it all anyway.

"Master, this is a good idea, apprentice, get up and book tickets for Master!" Bamboo Pole ordered Shouhou.

"Master, it's so boring to go by plane. Let's drive a Maybach, and we'll be there soon!" Skinny Monkey quickly suggested.

As soon as I heard it was better, it saved me all the air ticket money!
"Good idea, each of us has a Maybach, drag racing!" Zhu Gan also became excited.

"Master, you can infer other things from one example!" The thin monkey gave thumbs up with both hands.

"Apprentice, aren't you bad?" The two bastards flattered each other!

This pair of dogs and men!

The roots of my teeth are itching from hatred, the sky has no eyes, why don't you open your eyes, a lightning strike kills these two cheating things!

"Master, do you drive my Maybach, or should I drive yours?" The thin monkey said again.

"Apprentice, you are so smart, I drive yours, you drive mine, it doesn't hurt to bump this thing!" The bamboo pole patted the skinny monkey's head and praised.

"Master, you are really the roundworm in my stomach, that's what I mean, my own car is so fast!" Shouhou gave a smirk that you understand me.

God, what a wonder this is!

Why are there so many strange things around me?
I suspect that sooner or later I will become a weirdo, these two wicked and smoking bastards!
"Apprentice, let's go, let's discuss the Maybach drag racing route!" The bamboo pole hugged the thin monkey and went to find a map!
"Bastard, safety first!" I yelled.