Farmhouse Senda

Chapter 1281 Insanity
Li Qingyun pushed away the phone camera, a little wary, and a little cold said: "My name is Li Qingyun, it's okay to get out of the way, the ancestor of Longhushan is here, you have to respectfully call me Boss Li, just forget it."

"Have I been despised? Dear fans, give me a definite message, am I being despised by him? My ancestor of Longhushan Tianshimen will tell this person, what is his name Li Qingyun, Li Qingyun? I... God damn it!"

"My knees are a little weak, who will help me? He said his name is Li Qingyun, the boss of Lijiazhai? He is known as the villain of the Jianghu, the murderer, and he is such a handsome young man? Am I dreaming? "

Zhang Yu's legs were weak, and he was obviously shorter when he saw the flashing of the phone camera. He didn't know if he really knelt down or sat down.

"You ordinary people may not know what this title represents, but if you are a rookie who has entered the rivers and lakes, it is impossible not to have heard of this name. The return of the great god who has been missing for three years will bring bloody storms to the rivers and lakes again. .”

"By the way, three years ago, my Longhushan Tianshimen successfully reconciled with Li Jiazhai and turned an enemy into a friend, so I can't die today. Nima, this is a big man who is more terrifying than tens of thousands of monsters! , The gift is brushed up, I am excited today."

Li Qingyun was dumbfounded, he didn't understand what happened, he obviously rejected the live broadcast of this unscrupulous young man coldly, why did the more he talked, the more excited he became?
"Is your head not sick? Is your head sick?" Li Qingyun was afraid of making mistakes, so he said it in modern Chinese and classical Chinese.

"No problem, absolutely nothing wrong. Boss Li, hello, let me introduce myself again. My name is Zhang Yu, my Taoist name is Xiaoyao Taoist, and my screen name is also Xiaoyao Taoist. I am your fan, so you can tell my audience Just a few words, whatever you want."

Zhang Yu almost knelt down, extremely pious, and excitedly begged Li Qingyun to say something to the live camera.

"You are not sick, and I am not. What did you say to the phone? Say I love you, and countless beauties will throw themselves into your arms?"

Li Qingyun frowned, and the moment he finished his [-]% mocking words, the whole live broadcast room erupted.

"Handsome guy, I want to give birth to monkeys for you! It doesn't matter how many you give birth to, I found out that I'm in love with you. As long as you squeak, I will definitely throw myself into my arms!"

"Li Qingyun, Boss Li, you are so handsome, ten times more handsome than Taoist Xiaoyao, a hundred times more handsome, I have plenty of money, can we talk in private? What do you need, tell me, I will definitely satisfy your wish, I I just want to meet you."

"Oh my god, I finally met a male god today. Don't say anything else. I have already opened a room. Ice and Snow World Supreme Suite No. 99 in the Eastern Province. Come here directly. If you have any requirements, you will definitely be satisfied. First brush [-] The Buddha jumps over the wall to show his heart. Taoist Xiaoyao, you will share the money with Boss Li."

The live broadcast room was in chaos, everyone was talking about everything, but everyone paid more attention to Li Qingyun than Zhang Yu.

"Hey, I'm the anchor, you can't do this? It's absolutely not okay to change your mind. I can do somersaults in the air, do two-finger meditation handstands for ten hours without trembling, and twist my tongue 360 ​​degrees. Is Boss Li okay? He can't, I can."

"Let's be serious, he is the interview guest I met by chance. You can't see it often, but why do you regard him as a male god and abandon me in an instant? I don't! It's not fair!"

"NO! NO! I'm taking the risk of live broadcasting, do you still have sympathy? What did you say to let me die and hand over the live broadcast rights to Boss Li? Do you have any humanity? This is the exit of the Little Demon Realm, the most dangerous frontier for human beings Ah, how dare I... Hey, the exciting moment has come suddenly, Boss Li actually attacked the group of monsters, look!"

In the dark night sky, suddenly the golden snake danced wildly, lightning flashed and thundered, countless thunder and lightning, like a snake, dancing crazily.

The group of dead silent and frenzied monsters suddenly fell into chaos, fleeing desperately, because they were a little slow, they were smashed into ashes by the crazy lightning, and their souls were completely wiped out.

"Help, someone here is crazy, what the hell is this lightning, it's terrible."

"I dare to swear to Master Jie Ling, this damn lightning has a strong destructive power, I can't take it anymore, it's about to explode."

"Forgive me a dog's life, I'm really a dog! It's not easy to live today, I'm living day by day, day by day, day by day, and air by day by day, why doesn't God let me? I'm not Teddy!"

It's too late to say anything. Some monsters with extraordinary talents can speak in advance.

Zhang Yu took pictures of all this with the camera of his mobile phone. The lively live broadcast room suddenly fell into dead silence. Some people were frightened, some were excited, and some were talking crazy nonsense.

"Oh my god, come out and see God. It's true. With a wave of your hand, it's a sea of ​​thunder and lightning. I'm going to get wet."

"Boss Li, do you need a lady boss? I am a model, with a height of 1.7 meters 88, and the important data is 50:88:[-], the classic golden ratio. Please strike up a conversation, and I will reply in seconds!"

"Boss Li, I want to give birth to a monkey for you. I'm in love with you. I want to cultivate immortality. I also want to fly. I also want a flying sword! Let me do anything!"

There was everything to say. Although the live broadcast room was dead silent, those women who reacted quickly still said everything they wanted to say.

"..." Li Qingyun just glanced at the live broadcast room, and didn't want to say anything. He pushed away the camera of the phone and said coldly, "If you don't want the phone to be broken, stay away from me. Your ancestor's friendship, don't you need it?" to you."

"Come on, I'm actually your fan too. By the way, I do live broadcasts on Big Cat TV. Why don't you open an account and earn tens of thousands of dollars every day. By the way, this is the previous currency calculation method. But based on the current market conditions, there is an income of one tael of gold every day."

"Look at my mouth shape, gewuen~ Get out!" Li Qingyun lived in the little demon world for several years, got used to fighting and killing, and didn't like negotiating with people, especially some inexplicable people.

"Hey, hey, it's too cold, I don't take my celestial master seriously. But, but... I won't give up."

Zhang Yu talked without a bottom line, and used the camera of his mobile phone to capture every scene of Li Qingyun driving away the monsters. He himself did not broadcast live, but the rewards generated by these scenes were hundreds of times higher than his previous rewards.

"Look, this is the real demeanor of a master! My God, this is the power of thunder and lightning, god-like power, how did he use it?"

"I've changed my beliefs a long time ago. I don't believe in God, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in Tianzun, I only believe in power. I believe in whoever has power. My God, my legs are going to be weak, this handsome guy is really too strong! Who will help me?"

"Nimma, don't be a rich woman upstairs, I've seen you displeased for a long time. It's okay before, but now you meet the type that this lady likes, you get out of my way! This handsome guy, I take care of it. Boss Li, I My name is Shishi, you must remember me."

Li Qingyun was so tired, he really wanted to go back to Yunhuang City and give his wife homework again, and he didn't want to communicate with these crazy fans.

What is it, you want to give birth to monkeys for me, and you want to spend money to show a little affection?Pooh, is that kind of person? 100 million 1000 million, will you be interested?Are you kidding around the world, at least [-] million to start.

For the sake of the millions of people in Yunhuang City, Li Qingyun didn't have too many scruples, and he didn't care about Zhang Yu taking pictures nearby. He dispersed the five monster gathering spots in one go, and beat those monsters to howl like ghosts and wolves, which was extremely miserable.

In the entire grain road, except for some damaged roads, there are no monsters raging around, and the blocked grain road has finally returned to normal.

Li Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief. This killing and driving did not use the power of the giant python, but relied on his own spiritual skills and the addition of the special power of the law enforcement to drive these monsters away.

After finishing these things, the sky was slightly brighter, and the red sun, a little unbearably lonely, leaped out of the horizon, and a blush appeared in the green plant world.

"Oh my god, you've finally turned on the light!" Zheng Bingxing of the Beast Control Sect, who was terrified and worried all night, finally passed the long night at this time, was so excited that he almost cried.

"Bless the suzerain, we survived and were not killed by this devil. It's a surprise. Woohoo, I'm so happy."

"Mom, I'm not crazy, ha ha... ha ha... ha ha... what are you doing, what are you doing to me with your mobile phone? Have you ever seen a trapeze man? What's your mother's name? What's your grandma's name? You Ask me? My surname is Jiao!"

Some of the disciples of the Beast Controlling Sect who were hung up began to appear mentally disturbed. This night, the shock they received was too great, and some of them could no longer bear it.

Li Qingyun was speechless, he didn't want to kill people, and he didn't want to listen to these crazy words, so he had to use the banning technique again to make these people shut up.

"Be simple and keep one, be peaceful and natural, and only then can you achieve infinite achievements and good fortune. Alas, I can't bear to look at your ugly appearance now." Li Qingyun was furious, and Yu Jian returned to Yunhuang with this string of humanoid objects. city.

Zhang Yu broadcast live all night, and he was not lazy at all. He kept chasing after Li Qingyun and filmed non-stop. His income this night was higher than his income last year.

As a true disciple of Longhushan Tianshimen, Zhang Yu is not short of money, but it is the first time he has earned so much cash, and he is so excited that he jumps up and down like a big horse monkey.

"Buddha jumps over the wall, I only want Buddha jumps over the wall, and if anyone gives you bamboo, don't say they are my fans. Hey hey, big sister Longnu, don't go, I'm just kidding, I like the bamboo you gave me too." The sky was getting brighter, Zhang Yu still has no bottom line to win over fans.

During the whole night of live broadcast, the flow of people in the whole room is not less than 10 people, which is really surprising.He has also changed from a third-rate live broadcaster to a first-rate celebrity. The person in charge of the live broadcast room has already started to pay attention to him.

"Win Boss Li to sign a contract and enter the big cat live broadcast. Our company will reward you with 100 million. Daoist Xiaoyao, can you do it? Hey, hey, say something?"

Zhang Yu pretended to be dead, what a joke, he was lucky not to be beaten to death by Li Qingyun today, and his phone was not dropped by Li Qingyun, and invited him to sign with Big Cat, what joke?Are you sick in your head?
Li Qingyun returned to Yunhuang City, and after arriving at the edge of the city, he called Xie Shizuo, the person in charge of Junfang. After connecting, Li Qingyun said calmly: "It's done, the five monster gathering points, all dispersed, send someone Repair the slightly damaged road surface, remember to promise me something, and send it to Yunhuang Tianting Seven Star Hotel."

"I knew... well, if I had known this earlier, why would I have dispatched the Alien Battalion, killing and injuring dozens of people, and failing to complete the mission. Okay, our deal, I will conclude it as soon as possible without any delay."

There is no other way for Jieshizuo, the strength gap between the two sides is too great, especially in the strength assessment report given by the special management office, it simply regards Li Qingyun as a god.

Xie Shizuo didn't believe the description in the report, but he believed in Li Qingyun's words, success is success, failure is failure.

Li Qingyun called Mr. Wu again and said: "The grain road has been restored, you try to apply for grain delivery again. The matter of Aimin Food Factory is your official internal affairs, and I will not interfere. As for the future grain planting plan, We can discuss it, I want the entire Sichuan Province to be full of food and vegetables, and any monsters who dare to destroy them will be killed and eaten!"

(End of this chapter)