attack fool

At nineteen o'clock in the evening, a certain supermarket.

"Hey, 'Immortal Idiot', long time no see!"

A young man with a bald head showed a bright smile when he saw Chunyuan.

"I can't help it, there are a lot of things to do today, and I have to go to 'work' before dinner... And don't call me such a strange name, bald!"

Haruhara, who was carrying a guitar case, stared dissatisfiedly at the bald head who greeted him familiarly.

"You should be happy, 'Immortal Idiot'. You are one of the few 'wolves' with a special title in this stadium tonight! And you are the only man who has ever taken away the 'Laurel Crown' from 'Emperor Wu'." , you are quite famous~"

The bald head patted Chunyuan's shoulder without hesitation.

"That terrible woman... But now I am not as weak as before. If that woman appears, I will definitely let her know the taste of failure!"

Haruhara spoke viciously, and swallowed his saliva watching the 'Hokkaido Fried Chicken Bento' which was about to join the half-price status.

If nothing else, this bento that makes your index finger move is today's "Yueguiguan".

- No one knows when that started, but the 'half-price bento war' does exist and is still going on today.

Although there are no express regulations, there are said to be several unwritten rules that arose naturally, such as:

·You cannot sneak away before the Half Price God leaves the store.

·Do not hunt more than what you ate that night.

· Cannot attack non-hunters.

・You cannot attack a person who has acquired prey.

· Can not increase the trouble of the store.

And so on.

But even with these provisions, everything can be condensed in the following sentence:

· Follow etiquette and stake your dignity.

Rather than condensing it, perhaps it should be said that this sentence is the basis of all rules, and then more specific and detailed provisions are derived from it.

If there is no way to abide by these rules, they will all be called pigs and become the object of ridicule by everyone, otherwise they will be called wolves.People who come to the scene looking for convenience without knowing the situation, or novices who are like laymen are called dogs.

Due to some strange reasons, Chunyuan became a "wolf" with the lowest combat effectiveness inexplicably. The only thing worthy of praise is Xiaoqiang's vitality and top-notch speed even among football players.

This kind of competition for half-price bento was a kind of training that Haruhara had often participated in until not long ago.It was this kind of 'training' that allowed Chun Yuan to slowly grow from a fighting scum to the point where he could fight against stronger elementary school students.

——Of course, most of the training time was spent on being beaten.

It is worth mentioning that during a battle for half-price bento, Chunyuan was severely beaten up by a silver-haired girl with strong fighting power who hardly looked like a human being.In the end, Chunyuan, who was kicked away by the girl, miraculously landed on the location of the "Yueguiguan" bento that the girl wanted, so Chunyuan won the first half-price bento in his life—and never failed from the legend It was taken from the hands of a girl named "Emperor Wu" who had passed away.

Chunyuan became famous all at once, and because he could get up in a few minutes every time he was beaten miserably, and he would become alive and well again the next day, and he even got the title of "immortal idiot"—— Of course, Chunyuan has a lot of opinions on this title, "Immortal" is fine, but how did "Stupid" come about? ! !

"That... could it be... a two-headed devil dog! The two-headed devil dog is here too! Damn it!"

The bald head suddenly made a dissatisfied 'tsk' sound.

Already several 'wolves' were ready to leave.

A pair of twin sisters, who are as delicate as dolls, walked into the supermarket happily, picked up the vegetable basket and went to the cooked food bento area as if nothing had happened.

"Oh, it's been a long time. I didn't expect you, a lost dog, to come here today. We are so happy☆~"

"But you are really desperate. Usually, as long as you are beaten so badly by us, everyone will run away with their tails in fear..."

"Look, even the wolves here have never actually fought against us, just hearing the rumors is afraid of becoming this kind of virtue."

"I didn't expect that you would dare to continue to fight with us... I highly appreciate this persistence. Hey, hey, idiot-kun, what is your goal today?"

The twin sisters whose names could only be barely distinguished from each other by their hairstyles spoke alternately.

Their tone sounded so happy that they couldn't help themselves, as if they wanted to scorn Chunyuan but couldn't carry it through to the end, instead they had the meaning of praise.

It was true that he was beaten badly by these two guys a few times before, but compared to the silver-haired 'Wudi' girl who seemed to be fighting Chunyuan forever, that kind of attack was nothing.

"I'm here for the 'Crown of Laurels' today!"

Haruhara announced confidently.

The current Chunyuan is no longer the scum of the past with only 1 combat power.

There is absolutely no suspense about the outcome.Today's Chunyuan just stopped by to take away his own half-price bento.

"What a coincidence, my goal is also 'Crown of Laurels'."

With the sudden girl's voice, the atmosphere in the store suddenly became tense.

The waist-length silver hair swayed with the girl's forward figure, and under the black headband was a cold, pretty and expressionless face.The figure of Haruhara carrying the guitar case was quietly reflected in the deep blue eyes like the cold night, and an unknown flame seemed to be burning quietly in it.

The dark blue school uniform skirt swayed slightly in the air-conditioning from the fresh and frozen food section, revealing her snow-white legs.

But no matter how glamorous her appearance was, she couldn't hide the girl's terrifying aura—even though she didn't carry any evil, she was cold and sharp like a blade.

"'Emperor Wu'! It's 'Emperor Wu'! It seems that we don't want to compete for the crown of laurel today... And with the addition of 'Two-headed Demon Dog'...and the only 'Immortal Idiot' who has ever defeated 'Emperor Wu'..."

"Are you an idiot too? The 'idiot' of 'Immortal Idiot' means that this guy is clumsy, and defeating 'Wu Di' is all about luck! In fact, this guy got a half-price bento once, and is completely useless except for being faster ah!"

"...What... What? Can I become a title wolf like this? Even I am much better than him!"

"Tch, then you try to defeat Emperor Wu once?"

"Forget it, I will die..."

There was a whisper among the 'wolves' group.

There seemed to be sparks in the eyes of the 'Double-Headed Demon Dog', looking directly at the silver-haired girl named 'Emperor Wu'.

Under the oppressive serious eyes of the silver-haired girl, Haruno turned to look at the half-price bento.

snort!A mere 'Valkyrie' is only at the level of a mortal!

My uncle will definitely win...probably.

Thinking of the girl's inhuman combat power, even the current Chunyuan couldn't help feeling a little nervous.

And this girl who seems to be only targeting her "immortal body" is probably here to vent violence...

Chunyuan, who was full of complaints and thinking wildly, suddenly froze for a moment.

The appearance of the 'Half Price God'...is a very familiar person that Chunyuan did not expect at all.

——Green mountains and seven seas!

A high school girl with long brown hair and a ponytail.

It is the high school girl who has been cooperating with Yuri-chan and providing Chunyuan with photos of Yuri-chan's daily life, Chunyuan's junior.

Unexpectedly, Qihai Sauce also has a part-time job in this kind of non-chain supermarket, and it has become a "half-price god".From the perspective of part-time job alone, this kid's talent is definitely world-class!

You know, the code name of "Half Price God" is the logo of the supermarket in the eyes of "Wolf".

——Speaking of which, this is the first time Chunyuan has seen a novice 'Half Price God'.

As soon as Qihai walked into the store, the store was already full of murderous intent.

This kind of atmosphere never existed before the half-price stickers were put on, but today is different——

The silver-haired girl seems to want to give Chunyuan a good meal to relieve the pressure of life; the twins of the 'Double-headed Demon Dog' have always wanted to challenge the strongest 'Emperor Wu' head-on; Chunyuan simply wants to eat a long-lost half-price lunch and Hurry to the countermeasure room to 'work' as soon as possible...

Qihai took out a half-price bento sticker with the laurel wreath logo, and the atmosphere that had been stable so far suddenly turned into tension.

Sure enough, Yueguiguan is the 'Hokkaido Fried Chicken Bento' that Chunyuan Xiang mentioned.

"Sister, it's time to start~"

"Okay, Jing, get rid of 'Stupid' first and then deal with 'Emperor Wu'."

"OK, all right."

"……Why?!"

Listening to the undisguised strategy of the twin sisters beside him, Chunyuan glared.

"Because it's faster☆~"

Because I don't know whether the answer of the twin girls' unison is that Chunyuan runs faster or that it is faster to solve Chunyuan, so Chunyuan doesn't know how to answer for a while.

But judging from the silver-haired girl on the other side's eyes that were so clear that it made one's heart shudder, this girl obviously wanted to beat up Chunyuan first.

The bald head had already slipped away without any sense of loyalty, away from the terrifying vortex of battle centered on Chunyuan.

Finally, Nanami finished putting up the label, and happily walked into the staff lounge with her ponytail flickering.

A pack of wolves surrounded the bento, and in the muddy heavy atmosphere, murderous aura was circling around—especially around Chunyuan, who was lying innocently with a gun x3.

As the door of the lounge closed with a bang, the battle kicked off in an instant.

boom----

The moment the 'circle' around him was invaded, the battle of Haruhara was completely ignited.

The right fist collided with the cannonball-like powerful kick of 'Emperor Wu' like lightning, while the left fist and left elbow violently attacked the twin girls who invaded the air control circle.

The air shoots out an extremely strong vibration, which can even be described as a shock wave.

Just this makes the watching 'wolves' numb all over.

In less than a second, the first confrontation, which was completely beyond the reach of ordinary people, was over.

The twin girls held the vegetable baskets in their hands tightly to their chests, maintaining a protective posture, and stopped after sliding seven or eight meters on the smooth floor of the supermarket.

"There's no way to get close..."

"...'Idiot' has also grown up."

"Really..."

"...It's so interesting~"

The two girls let out childlike laughter, and rushed up waving the vegetable basket together.

Judging from the actions just now, the coordinated attack of the two sisters rushing into the dead corner almost at the same time is really too strong.As for the attack of the silver-haired girl 'Emperor Wu'... if she hadn't activated the [Air Control Circle (c)] skill, Chunyuan couldn't even react at all.

"It was almost knocked down by ordinary people... What a failure."

Originally, he just wanted to take away a half-price bento with inhuman speed, shaking his right fist and laughing helplessly.

"Emperor Wu is also good..."

A series of bursting air waves swept away layer by layer, and after the dazzling afterimage dissipated, the dignified silver-haired girl stepped back half a step like a crossbow ready to be fired, and stood still on one side.

"The 'two-headed magic dog' is also good..."

The twin girls circled the motionless Chunyuan like figure skaters and launched gorgeous combos with incomparably superb skills, even compressing Chunyuan's protective circle by a small half at one point... But the next moment, the compressed defensive circle seemed to explode. , and suddenly bounced the petite bodies of the twin girls far away.

"Don't even try to take my bento."

Haruhara said without hesitation, raised his left hand as if nothing had happened, and brushed back the blond hair scattered on his forehead.Then he raised his head abruptly, and grinned, showing his white teeth, "Because—my uncle is hungry!"

'Gululu...'

It was obviously just the wailing of the hungry, but it was like the roar of a waking beast, with a frightening domineering aura, which made the whole supermarket quiet down all of a sudden.

"As expected of the noodles I made, the taste is really good!"

——Placing the guitar case by his side, Chunyuan opened the disposable chopsticks, sat on a park bench and ate instant noodles.

Hahahahahaha... There is no other way...

From the current point of view, there are two conditions for [Air Control Circle (c)] to activate: one is not able to actively attack, and the other is not being able to move.

Otherwise, the protective effect will disappear.

If he moved casually, he would definitely be kicked away by the silver-haired girl.

If you take the initiative to attack, you will definitely be connected infinitely by the twin sisters.

So the final outcome is: Chunyuan, 'Emperor Wu' and 'Two-headed Demon Dog'...the four were all annihilated in the 'Battle for Half-price Bento'.

On the contrary, the bald head who was hiding aside wretchedly at the beginning became the final winner.

However, judging from the eyes of the 'Two-Headed Demon Dog' sisters who seem to want to kill, the fate of the bald head is worrying in the next few days...

After reminiscing, Chunyuan smelled the scent of bonito broth that stimulated appetite, as well as the white water vapor that brought happiness and satisfaction.

——On the other side of the water vapor, there was a figure of a silver-haired girl sitting on the same bench at some point unwrapping the rice ball.

"Give you."

What was handed to Haruhara by fair-skinned little hands was not only seaweed, but also rice balls and sour plums that were beautifully divided into two halves.

Unknowingly thanking him and taking the rice ball, Haruhara looked suspiciously at the girl who had always been violent before.

"This 'ring'—do you remember?"

Looking at the silver-haired girl who suddenly pointed her index finger cutely at the black headband on her head, Haruhara, who had no idea what the girl was talking about, shook his head blankly.

"Sure enough... No, don't worry, I just recognized the wrong person."

As the girl said, she stood up with a slightly red face, and said in a cold voice: "By the way, my name is Tomoyo, Sakagami Tomoyo. Nice to meet you, Haruhara~"

"Nice to meet you, Tomoyo. Wait...why do you know my name?!"

The girl didn't answer, and only left Chun Yuan a slender figure from her back.