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If one day, a bright and charming black long straight girl suddenly tells you that her sister wants to get to know you.

Then, she brought you into her sister's separate room, and asked you and her ice beauty sister to do some exciting exercises in front of her that make people blush, heartbeat and shortness of breath, which are extremely exciting and children can never learn—

What kind of anticipation would that unfold...that's weird!

This is the first time Chunyuan has encountered such an unlucky thing!

Why is there such a brutal way of 'knowing'? ! !

The beautiful girl with long silver hair in front of me is indeed an iceberg beauty that makes people's heart beat. Her purple jewel-like pupils and slightly mature and hoarse voice are also very attractive, but... what are they talking about? ? ! !

"—Isayama Ryu. Volume."

The icy cold light bloomed in a ring, almost engulfing Chunyuan.

Ding----

It seems to be affected by the aftermath of the battle, and the lights are dimmed.The swaying ice-blue psionic electricity danced like a comet, and stopped motionless suddenly.At the same time, the dazzling cold light shattered and dissipated less than one meter away from the target.

Confronting Isayama Mei with a long naginata in the spacious room was a blond boy with an unchanging expression, as if he didn't pay attention to the attack at all, holding an electric demonic guitar in his hand.

——Chunyuan was completely terrified by such a merciless real knife attack.

"Isayama flow. Sticky flowers."

A satisfied smile appeared on the corner of the silver-haired girl's mouth, and the curved blade of the naginata turned into a straight line and pierced Haruhara's heart.

A crisp sound resounded, and amid the interlaced sparks of psychic electricity and metal, such a fierce attack dissipated invisible again.

However, compared to Isayama Mei, who seemed to have no idea what to do, there was another guy who made Haruhara even more dissatisfied——

"Flying bird! This is sister Ming's flying bird! Chun Yuan, you can even block this move, it's amazing!!"

No no no... don't say 'remarkable' or anything... if you don't stop it, it will definitely be in two halves!

"Qieluo!! Appeared! It's actually Qieluo of Sister Ming!"

It almost became the second part, hey!This time it is going to be divided into two from the middle!

"Moon Shadow! Oh oh oh! This is the long-lost sword technique Moon Shadow! Sister Ming can use a naginata to do it! It's amazing!"

You want to kill me!The insane attack just now was definitely trying to kill me! !

"Floating boat! It's Xinyinliu's super fast swordsmanship floating boat! Chunyuan!~fight!!!"

fight your sister!

Huang Quan, you unreliable guy, remember it for me! !

"Batu! Oh oh oh~ This attack speed is comparable to the super fast sword drawing technique cast by Wu Cu Shi No. [-]!"

——Until the attack was blocked, Haruhara was completely unaware of the attack!This is too fast! ! !

"Du Miao Zhan! The super powerful Du Miao Zhan appeared! Hey?! It was blocked again... What a pity..."

please!If you can't stop it, you'll die! !

"Awesome swastika! Hey! Chunyuan, you are still alive!!"

I'm so sorry I'm still alive...

"Jinpeng Wangchi! Sister Ming even used this trick!"

Huang Quan, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, made a fuss in the commentary, which made Chunyuan complain crazily throughout the whole process.

What the hell is this guy thinking...

After another fruitless attack with gorgeous sword skills, the delicate-faced white, long straight ice beauty finally stopped attacking with a faint blush from the exercise, and let out a long breath.

Afterwards, the girl named Isayama Mei showed a faint smile, and after saying hello kindly, she went to prepare tea and snacks for Haruhara and Huang Quan.

——It seemed that the appearance that seemed to be about to kill someone with a sacrificial knife just now was all an illusion.

Chunyuan's legs were already weak.

To be honest, he is not very afraid of monsters, evil spirits and other weird things.Compared to these, it was the icy sharp weapon that gleamed with cold light and the terrifying dizziness from looking down from above that frightened him even more.

If this is the way to enhance the relationship between exorcists, socializing in this professional circle is too dangerous! ! !

"Yo~! It's pretty good~ Although I have my god assist, but you can fight so fiercely with sister Ming, who is famous for being difficult to get along with, Chunyuan, you have a set!~ It should be said that it is Mr. Crow Meow Are you a thief..."

Seeing Isayama Mei's back disappearing into the side door of the room, Huang Quan showed a strange smile, and Chun Yuan, who sat down with weak legs, pushed his elbow and said in a low voice.

"That's not true! Huang Quan! I almost died just now!!! And is this the way you said 'knowing'? It's too dangerous!!"

Haruhara, who felt as if he had been betrayed by the black and straight girl in front of him, said with tears streaming down his face while holding the demon guitar.

However, Chunyuan inadvertently discovered that the demon guitar had not become tattered as imagined, but had not suffered any damage.

——It seems that the girl just now didn't really do anything serious.

"You are really slow. Sister Ming's favorability for you is at least sixty or seventy now..."

"Where did this data come from?!"

"Girl's intuition~ My intuition has a hit rate of about [-]%☆~~"

"It's so low!"

Chunyuan tried very hard to restrain the very tempting thought of hitting the forehead of the beautiful girl in front of him with the guitar in his arms.

...Of course, most of the reasons are because it is very likely that they will not be able to win.

"Don't look at Sister Ming, she looks like a 'three nothing' on the outside, but she's actually 'naturally stupid' and 'chatty' on the inside!~"

"Huang Quan, you..."

Chunyuan suddenly realized something was wrong.

This kind of dialogue is obviously not something that the girl in Chunyuan's impression can say!

"Eh? Me? Let me call it 'tsundere' right now!~ In a few years... maybe I will grow into a great 'queen'☆~ I will license you to rest my feet at that time." .”

Huang Quan, whose straight hair was loosened in school and tied into a ponytail, narrowed his eyes to reveal a cat's mouth, and patted his chest proudly.

Although the degree of exposure is not much, but the upper body clothing that highlights the chest wonderfully - plus the black stockings that set off the absolute territory under the skirt, which is far more attractive than bare feet...

So far, Huang Quan has successfully subverted the image of aloofness that has always been in Chunyuan's heart.

——This kid is completely out of the house!

Obviously when we first met, she was still an aggressive, bad-tempered, and slightly grumpy beautiful girl exorcist...

Now she has become a house girl who can actually make cute expressions, and at the same time, she can also use strange words and extremely shameful words from her mouth, and can even talk about her attributes with others with pride.

And this kind of tone and expression, no matter how you look at it, is the habit of that cute creature 'konata'!

"No...forget it...it's nothing."

Speaking of which, because of asking Huang Quan to help her get in touch with the two-dimensional world and the cute creatures in "Fantasy Township", maybe she is the culprit who made Huang Quan transform into this house girl at super-light speed!

"Could it be that the inexperienced Haruhara-san is fascinated by my cute ponytail and sailor suit, who is perfect like a goddess, and is so happy to see me dizzy?"

- Oops!This is obviously the tone of the super narcissistic 'sena'!

"Huang Quan, your brain...is completely broken..."

Chun Yuan even misses Huang Quan who used to have a bad temper.

"Don't talk about small things. If you want to be killed that much, I can help you at any time and maim you~"

——This time it's the 'Fallen Saint Black Cat''s poisonous tongue!

In the two days since I handed over my online community account to Huang Quan, what strange things did Huang Quan learn from the chat records? !What an amazing ability to learn! ! !

Why now once a specific dialogue is carried out, various amazing attributes will be exposed? ! !

Chunyuan suddenly realized that he was so sinful.

"Huang Quan... Anyway... I'm very sorry..."

Feeling deeply guilty, Chun Yuan sincerely bowed his head and apologized to Huang Quan, who had been contaminated with all kinds of otaku attributes.

"Could it be...so that's the case...no, didn't expect...my body has unexpected value to make you have evil thoughts..."

——Huang Quan, whose thinking has completely gone to a wonderful and unknown direction, made Chun Yuan spit out a mouthful of blood.

The tea made by Mei Isayama is delicious.

Even in the eyes of a complete layman like Chunyuan, it is a rare good tea.

But Huang Quan could not enjoy such high-standard hospitality with peace of mind.

"Ne, is a spirit beast that has been passed down from generation to generation in the Isayama family. If this powerful power is not properly used by talented people, it will be abandoned. Even if we inherit the lineage of spirit beasts, it does not mean that we have Qualified to inherit..."

Huang Quan, who was being recited non-stop by the serious face, kept nodding his head with a bitter face, and from time to time obediently echoed a sentence.

About ten minutes later, when Chun Yuan, who was gloating at Huang Quan being scolded, refilled himself with tea for the first time, and even began to feel the water level in his stomach rising obviously, Ming turned his clear gaze to Chunyuan.

"And Chunyuan, you too!"

"Puff...cough cough...eh?! Me?!!"

On the side, Chunyuan was shot suddenly, so frightened that all the tea sprayed out of his nose indecently, coughing repeatedly.

"Obviously you have such an excellent aptitude as an exorcist, but you waste your energy on other things... It's too dishonest! And if it's just you, forget it, after all, you already have good strength and fighting style... But now Whether it is Xiao Kagura or Huang Quan, you have already had a bad influence on them.

"In the past, Huang Quan obviously worked so hard that he spent all his time practicing... But in the past few months, he has been running to buy a magazine called 'Weekly Shonen Walk' every Monday, and he often browses your full page whenever he has time. It's a personal website with weird speeches, and sometimes I even secretly hide in the dojo to watch the dvd you released!

"There is also the little Kagura who is staying at the Tumiya family asking us about our Isayamamoto family... I often hide in bed at night and secretly read the girl manga you collaborated with others, so that my naked eye vision has dropped to a terrible 0.02! If If you don't wear contact lenses, you'll be a complete idiot who bumps into street lights when you walk..."

This time it was Chunyuan's turn to accept the teaching with a sad face, while Huang Quan secretly covered his mouth and turned his head to the side to laugh.

Sure enough, chatter is a terrifying creature... especially the beautiful girl chatter who is so serious that it makes people headache.

With his head down, Chunyuan could only seriously count the sheep in his heart, nodding his head from time to time.

"Although I can't understand the thoughts of ordinary young people nowadays, and I can't agree with Huang Quan and Xiao Kagura's worship of you..."

"—Sister Ming!!"

Huang Quan, who suddenly interrupted Isayama Mei's speech with a loud face, blushed, and hurriedly whispered, "Don't forget the orders of uncle and father yesterday!"

Haruhara was also freed from the dazed state under Huang Quan's loud interruption, and looked at Isayama Mei who seemed to be tilting his head and remembering something with a confused face.

After more than ten seconds, Isayama Mei showed a look of sudden realization.

"Haruhara, are you willing to join the Isayama family?"

——The silver-haired girl who seemed to be a few years older than Haruhara asked with a serious face.

Huang Quan, who was on the side, closed his eyes and sighed after hearing the words, showing an expression of 'hopeless', and raised his hands to cover his face.

"..."

Chun Yuan blinked and looked at the girl in front of her without moving.

"..."

Isayama Mei maintained a sitting posture, looking at Haruhara seriously.

"—Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!!!!"