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What would cooking be like once it becomes a skill?

Chunyuan and his little friends were stunned.

After putting on the [Super Cooking Skill] skill, take out the ingredients from the public refrigerator of Sakurazhuang, follow the recipe step by step, and then uncover the pot when the time comes——

It's glowing!The dishes in the pot really shine!

try again...

very delicious!It's so delicious that it's not like food, but a door to a wonderful world!

Shocked, Chunyuan put his head in his hands and put on a shouting face in the classic famous painting.

Unbelievably, Chunyuan continued to cook a few dishes casually.

Ordinary bean sprouts go down with a few knives to remove the head and tail, add onion, ginger and garlic and stir-fry until the fragrance is released, then add bean sprouts, stir-fry and season, then put it in the pot, pour the egg juice and mix it well, I don’t know how to fiddle with it a few times, a crystal clear’crystal Phoenix' is spread on the plate, super dazzling!After tasting it, I couldn't hold it anymore!

Chopped green onion, spinach, and Qingjiang cabbage, cut into sections, pat the spinach stalks with the back of a knife, blanch in water, oil and salt for half a minute, put half of the chopped green onion into the pot and fry until fragrant, add rice into the pot, fry the rice, and then pour in the chopped spinach , Stir evenly, sprinkle in minced shrimp, minced mushrooms and salt, put in the blanched vegetables and quickly stir-fry out of the pan—it’s another shiny 'comet fried rice'!The taste is so good that I have no friends!

……

Chunyuan suddenly realized that he was really stupid.With such a powerful skill, he even made instant noodles for breakfast...

Then, I opened Chunyuan, which had been idle for a long time, and saw the familiar dazzling light again...

Good eight, today's Science Ji, has already fainted in the toilet.

"No, I've said it many times, it's impossible for Misaki to work in groups.

That guy is the kind of person who cuts out the animation in his head and then draws it all of a sudden.

Yes, I don't care if you negotiate with her directly.

No, no need! "Crow Meow" has the top animation scripts, at least three are in preparation, and there is even one game.

What? ...I advise you to give up your heart as soon as possible.

'Crow Meow' is a dead house, the one who doesn't want to reveal his identity is himself, it is impossible for you to meet him.

We didn't want to monopolize his talent, the cooperation is just because we can make animations if we perform our duties.And there is no one else who can perfectly keep up with Misaki's rhythm except him!

Copyright for 'Dragon Ball'?Don't waste your time, he won't give it to you, what he wants is to build his own animation kingdom.

... Are you saying it's ridiculous?I think creatures like 'genius' are not what you can imagine!

In short, I'm not Misaki's manager, nor 'Crow Meow' manager, please don't contact me about this matter again!goodbye! "

The one who hung up the phone sternly was Hitomi Mitaka, a second-year student at Hikaru Banban High School, the supervisor of Eva animation, and had worked with Haruhara as an old partner in animation production with Misaki.

But for some reason, it seems that she always has subtle malice towards Chunyuan.

Chunyuan didn't know what he did wrong... he offended such a "winner in life" who was completely different from the unlucky guy like him.

"The sleepover king you mentioned, he's not here. With his outstanding appearance and lower body, I don't know which **** he sent to heaven again today?"

——The above is the disqualification speech of the teacher Chihiro who is the supervisor, and it is also the words that best summarize the "characteristics" of this Jin-san.

hateful!I'm so envious! ! !

Although he had such thoughts, Chun Yuan, who had just set up a table of food, could only smile awkwardly.

It was the first time for him to perform the duty of "taking turns to cook", and he did feel a little sorry for Mitaka Jin who happened to be on duty today to replace Haruhara who was "not at all able to cook".

"Good morning, Jin!"

"No, I'm not fine at all."

Sure enough, Jin's tone was not kind at all.

By the way, the time now is six o'clock in the morning.

——You’re really welcome, this is a winner in life!

"Hahahahahaha... What was the call just now?"

"The producer of the animation company said that he wanted Misaki to have a better script to make animations. However, his attempt to use it to become his masterpiece and sell his fame is obvious. And it's not just Misaki, the other party treats you It seems more interesting!"

"Calls at this time... can be regarded as harassment!"

——Although Jin seems to have some deep meaning, but unfortunately, Haruhara, who is used to thinking with his cerebellum, couldn't hear it at all.

"It's very common. After all, it's this kind of industry."

Ren sat down with a tired face, looked at the table full of food, and immediately put on a face full of surprise: "You made this?"

"It's embarrassing to bother you all the time..."

Haruhara grinned sheepishly and stroked the back of his head.

"I said, you bastard...is really irritating."

"..."

Chunyuan found himself completely unable to pick up the conversation here.

Is this a compliment?

Sure enough, the band of a winner in life doesn't match up with a guy like himself?

"Actually, I've always hated you a little bit."

"--Why?!!"

Chunyuan was a little baffled by the shocking words.

Even if you hate it, why is it still 'always'? !

Although I am indeed a delinquent with dyed blond hair, I don’t like to study, I often make troubles, I don’t like women, I don’t like hygiene, I can’t cook, and I secretly collect girls’ fat times...

—Well, I'm a maggot, and no one likes it.

After completing the self-examination, Haruhara instantly squirmed.

"I am willing to accompany troublesome guys like Misaki, and get along well with incomprehensible people like Ryunosuke. You can seriously complain about Amazon female warriors like Chihiro. Even those who are rejected by boys Me, you never showed disgust.

He has such a good personality that he won't get angry at all no matter how exaggerated the joke is... He is a guy who is so funny that everyone can't help but communicate with you.

The most rare thing is that you never hide your thoughts, you are as innocent as an ignorant child. "

Ren looked at Chunyuan seriously, with complex emotions in his eyes behind the lens: "You are too dazzling, Chunyuan. Whether it is in character or talent. You always move straight towards your destination without any confusion. Go forward. That kind of speed is just like the speed of light to me standing still. It is impossible to catch up. Even Misaki struggled to keep up with your footsteps...

That's right, in this world, only a person like you can make a genius like Misaki try his best to catch up and immerse himself in the joy of chasing..."

...Is this what I call a creature called 'Haruhara Hinata'?

Chun Yuan's eyes widened, she couldn't believe it.

From Mitaka Jin who has never liked him very much, he would say such an exaggerated and often narcissistic super high evaluation that he could not accept!

"That's what I hate about you... Even a good guy like you always takes all this for granted and doesn't care about it at all.

In order to be able to create a script worthy of Misaki's talent, I have exhausted all my strength... But the distance between a genius and a mortal is there, and no matter how hard I try, I can't shorten it a bit.

——But, you did it.You, who have just been here for less than a week, did it with ease!

Not only did it do it, but Misaki, who is a genius, worked so hard like never before to be worthy of your script-even so, it was only possible with your help!

You have what I long for, to a degree I could never have imagined.

Take the goal from others, no matter how much I pray, how hard, how much I desire, I can't get it, but I easily possess it and throw it to others without caring—Chunyuan, how do you want me to forgive you?please tell me! "

There was confusion in Mitaka Jin's eyes, and unprecedented sadness on his face.

Although he couldn't fully understand Jin's thoughts, Haruhara seemed to understand the most important part.

"I said, Jin...you, have you always liked Misaki?"

Seeing behind Ren, a bunch of familiar dumb hairs protruding from the corner of the wall—Chun Yuan, who thought he had a perfect grasp of the current situation, suddenly came up with a super genius idea!

"That's right! Although it's impossible, I've always hoped that I would stand by her side instead of you, Chunyuan!"

Mitaka Jin said it directly, but shook his head again, with a dejected face: "But I know I can't do it, because only a guy like you can truly display Misaki's talent."

The dumb hair in the corner trembled slightly.

"It's really... underestimated."

Chunyuan showed an evil smile like the final oss: "It's still decades before Misaki wants to follow in my footsteps! I'm not a mere existence that one person can fight against! If you don't want Misaki to be left far behind by me If so, at least one more person should be added! Well~Although the current you are not very useful~"

— buffoon!There's a buffoon here!

Although he was playing the boss, Chunyuan was roaring with tears streaming down his face.

It's true that I really don't like Misaki, but it's too tragic to play the role of such a villain who gets slapped in the face every minute in front of a girl!

No, no, this matter has to be considered for the better...

If you prevent others from falling in love, you will be kicked to death by a horse.

If you think about it the other way around—

Promoting someone else's love kicks a dead horse.

Eh? !etc! ! !

Chunyuan, who worked hard to think about the result, suddenly found that there seemed to be nothing worthy of praise for what he had done!

"Chunyuan... Your low-level aggressiveness and rough acting skills are really eye-catching."

Resting his glasses, Jin calmly delivered a fatal blow.

The effect is outstanding!Haruhara, who was deeply hit, held his heart and otzed again!

"Idiot, idiot, idiot... Chunyuan, you are an idiot..."

Chunyuan murmured to himself with tears streaming down his face, this direct debunking of crushing IQ is really too hurtful to one's self-esteem...

Mitaka Ren's face softened, and after tasting the 'Crystal Phoenix' on the table with a faint smile, he immediately showed an unbelievably shocked expression.

a long time.

"Chunyuan, I'm starting to like you a little bit."

“noooooo！没想到人生第一次被告白会是出自男性口中！我的人生啊啊啊啊啊！！！”

Chunyuan, who had just recovered from the trauma of his heart, suffered another knowing blow, bleeding from the corner of his mouth.

"By the way, I still have photos of your women's clothing! I asked Ryunosuke, who is also interested, to find it from Misaki's computer... Mmm, super beauty! 95 points! Plus dreamy Cooking skills, Haruhara, your talent as a 'beautiful girl' is also amazing~"

"Master Jin! Please don't say any more!!!"

Chunyuan knelt down in the corner again with tears streaming down her face.

Ren smiled triumphantly, and took the whole set of 'Crystal Phoenix' in front of him.

Originally, I just wanted to use unreasonable provocations to let Chunyuan himself punish the self who kept growing darkness and jealousy in his heart.

——As a result, Chunyuan's performance directly made it impossible for him to have such an idea anymore.

Sure enough, some people are born different.

This quality cannot be described by simple words like 'gentleness', 'kindness' and 'genius'.

It is a kind of great tolerance that shines on everyone like a sun that never goes out.

Because it is too far away, no matter how scorching and hot the talent is, it will only make others feel the warmth of peace.

Chunyuan, you are extraordinary, although you don't think so.

But one day, when you realize this yourself, you will find out what a precious thing you have given us - all the people around you.

If you say thank you, save it until then!

(ps: Use this chapter as a daily thank you to Lord 'Crow Meow' who has been taught by the zombies of 'Raccoon City', but never asks for anything in return!)