Personal driver of the president's daughter

The old man is going out?What is this concept?This is the rhythm to let Arden hear it, and scare his ass to pee!In his impression, the old man has been in that small ravine for decades, and what he usually does most is to chat with the widows of various families about their experiences and the past years. Saw him go elsewhere.Now that he actually said that he was going to leave the mountain, how could Liang Xiaojing not be surprised?Since he was a child, he has been "thriving" under the strict teaching of the old man. Even if he joined the army later, he has never sent him off or visited his relatives once, but what is the reason for this time?

It can't really be like what he said, he wants to stand up for the vital interests of the vast number of women compatriots in China, right?This kind of words can only deceive the newspapers of major news magazines and weekly magazines. How can they deceive him?

After he jumped up, he blurted out subconsciously: "Old man, did you oversleep? Or did you say such nonsense after being ruthlessly abandoned by Widow Li in the east of the village next door? This is not your character!"

"Go, go, no big or small! Why was he abandoned by Widow Li? Is Lao Tzu the kind of person who can't do without widows? If widows in the world meet me, it's his ex-husband's bad luck! I mean this time Seriously, you think I'm joking with you! Let me tell you, brat, I'll go straight to Shanghai in two days, and you give me my mobile phone on standby for 25 hours. If my old man has no place to sleep, I won't take it It's you!" the old man said triumphantly.

"But, why is this? Didn't you say that you won't ask me about my mission this time? What do you mean by coming here now?" Liang Xiaojing expressed dissatisfaction.

"Who said I'm going to intervene in your mission? In my eyes, your shit mission doesn't count as fart. I'm here to find my old friend. Is that enough reason?" The old man said slightly angrily.

"Pull you down! How dare you say that you have a good friend in Shanghai with your old-fashioned appearance? Where did you get the courage? Do you really think that you are still like me, with a fair complexion? Don't insult the aesthetic standards of our female compatriots in Shanghai, if you should farm or farm, if you should raise pigs, you should raise pigs well." Liang Xiaojing was really speechless at this time.Women in Shanghai have always had their eyes set above their heads. If there is anyone who is not enlightened and dares to be the old man's friend, it will be really sad for the female compatriots in Shanghai.As the saying goes, there is a priority in learning, and there is a specialization in art. With the old man's body, he can only chat with widows in the countryside.If he comes to Shanghai, Liang Xiaojing can guarantee that no one will help him even if he falls on the road.Maybe someone will stop him: "Old man, come here, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

"Stinky boy, who are you talking to! You can insult my people, but you can't insult my personality! Let me tell you, brat, I've decided to come to Shanghai City, so prepare to die!" The old man said angrily.

When Liang Xiaojing heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and now he really became a little boy.The old man's tone was unusually firm, and he had the intention of not giving up if he didn't come to Shanghai, which made him feel cold all of a sudden.

What kind of crazy is this old man?Even if he was beaten to death, he didn't believe that the old man would have a good friend in Shanghai. It seems that this time, he came here for other things.Could it be a hero conference?Thinking of this, Liang Xiaojing showed a pensive expression. As far as he knew, the old man had not joined the excitement of the Jianghu for many years.Usually, even if there are any tasks, he basically sent himself to complete them. He himself has never been out of the mountains, and he has never done anything.Now that he is so determined to come, is there any big deal if it comes true?He immediately asked again: "Old man, did the recently popular phrase "The world is so big, I want to go out and walk" harm you? Otherwise, you have no reason to abandon the widow and the old sow next door to run away." Come to Shanghai to join in the fun? You just tell me what it is, it’s a big deal, and I’ll just block it for you!" At the end, he was very excited, and there seemed to be no difficulty in his eyes.

The old man sneered on the phone: "Can you stop it? Hehe, you can't jump as high as Yao Ming. How can you stop it? Don't think that you will ignore everything if you shoot this broken gun, hehe , you are still young!"

Liang Xiaojing sweats profusely!He replied angrily: "Can we stop talking about that broken gun? Although my gun is small, it is powerful. As long as I am not asked to cooperate with Sister Feng, everything else is fine! "

The old man said: "Go, go, go! I won't be poor with you anymore. I haven't seen you for so long. Other skills have not improved. Your bragging skills have gone up before! If you like bragging, go back to your hometown some other day to have a look, the other side of your hometown The gray old cow is looking forward to it every day, and is still waiting for you to come back to blow it! I won’t tell you more, after two days, I will arrange a place for me in two days. If it doesn’t work out, I will kill the old cow tomorrow. Let's see how you blow it off!"

"Hey! Hey, hey! Old man, you..." Liang Xiaojing saw that the old man could even say the big taboo of cutting cows, and it seemed that this time it was indeed for real.After he yelled three rounds in a row, there were already beeps on the other side.

He put down his phone, feeling mixed feelings.Originally, he planned to have a good honeymoon with the second daughter here for a few days, and he even planned to benefit the next generation and create a little surprise, but he didn't expect that the old man would also come to join in the fun.It seems that his next generation has been unable to form an embryo in the past few days. He shook his head helplessly and sighed, but he felt faintly in his heart that the land of China was about to change!

He is very aware of the old man's abilities. As a disciple, he has caused headaches for several big families in Huaxia. If this old ancestor comes out of the mountain again, the [-] Revolution will have to break out!This old man usually plays games in the world and molests the widow of a good family, but if he really wants to do something, it will definitely affect the progress of the world and the important event of human development!In this day when the country is peaceful and the people are peaceful, isn't he out to make trouble?

He was thinking about what the old man was doing, when he heard the bedroom door open, Lin Huiyin showed her head, and shouted loudly: "You just said that you want to cooperate with Sister Feng? Liang Xiaojing, where are you from?" Courageous? Huh?"

Seeing Lin Huiyin's face full of anger, Liang Xiaojing obviously heard the voice of his own phone call just now, but he probably didn't hear the whole thing, otherwise he wouldn't have said such unstandard words.Immediately, he immediately explained helplessly: "Who wants to cooperate with Sister Feng? Can you old man stop insulting me?"

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