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The most frustrating thing about little Yao Ming is that when people ask his name, it would be impolite not to mention it, but if he did, he would definitely be the butt of jokes.

Yao Ming!That is the prince of basketball, a basketball giant with a height of more than two meters, and he is his idol.

Coincidentally, his parents also gave him this name. I don't know whether it is due to congenital malnutrition or genetic factors. In the past 24 years, he has grown to 1m.

How can the dwarf call the giant's name without making people laugh.

Fortunately, he is optimistic by nature, he doesn't take his height disadvantage to heart, and lives happily every day.

Sima Wuyun and him are cousins, and they have a very good relationship.It's a pity that the size difference between the two is too big, which makes Yao Ming feel resentful.

If they walk together, everyone's eyes will be on the handsome cousin first, and then they will find him. He seems to be just a foil for his cousin, which often makes him very depressed.

But the relationship between the two is very good, since childhood Jiao never left Meng, and Meng never left Jiao, and they were often tired of being together, either Yao Ming went to Sima Wuyun's house, or Sima Wuyun went to Yao Ming's house.

The two usually talk about everything, and they dress the same, except that their sizes are different, and they even wear the same brand of underwear and shoes and socks.

Once, two people went to buy casual clothes, the same style of clothes, and they were regarded as couple clothes after wearing them, which made the little one very annoyed. If they were seen as gay, wouldn't all the beauties be scared away up.Not only will the handsome elder brother be implicated, even he, the second Napoleon, will also suffer indiscriminately. He changed his clothes decisively to avoid trouble.

Recently, Yao Ming discovered that his cousin Sima Wuyun was behaving abnormally. He didn't like to joke with him. He often lowered his head in thought and laughed foolishly.

Yao Ming looked him up and down, but he didn't see any difference from usual.He touched the other person's forehead with concern, he definitely didn't have a cold and fever, why did the elder brother wilt like an eggplant after autumn.

From childhood to adulthood, he has removed that cousin, and the cousin has become a big brother, and the two seem to be close.

Now, a good handsome guy has turned into a melancholy prince. Does it mean that the eldest brother has a sweetheart.

"Brother, have you been boiled?"

"roll!"

Not only did Xiao Budian not get away, but he even leaned over and asked mysteriously.

"Brother, do you have a chick you like? It was like this last time, and then..."

"Small one, can you talk, and what do you mention that woman?" Hearing that his cousin mentioned his embarrassment, Sima Wuyun immediately jumped up, wishing he could kick him a few times to vent his anger.

Can the last woman be compared with the goddess in my heart?The girl looked beautiful on the outside, but after a few days of contact, she realized that she was a vulgar fan.The goddess in his mind now was just a glimpse at first sight, but he never expected to meet her again by chance, it really made him look at her with admiration, those charming eyes were always swaying in front of his eyes, making him uneasy.

"Brother, this chick must be reliable, look at your fascinated look..." Yao Ming asked with a fawning smile on his face.

"Don't meddle in your own business!" Sima Wuyun glanced at him dissatisfied.

"Brother, since I eat and sleep with you, and have been honestly by your side for more than [-] years, ask for the truth?" Yao Ming looked at her with treacherous eyes, trying to find out who the beauty in Big Brother's heart was. road. .

"Ugh... You're not a beautiful woman. I don't care how many years you sleep with me!" Sima Wuyun felt depressed when he thought of sleeping with Xiao Budian. .

The two-meter-two big bed often pushed him, a big man, to the side.

Every morning when he woke up and saw himself being bullied by Xiao Budian to the point where he almost fell under the bed, and seeing the other party's domineering sleeping posture, he felt angry.

Maybe he often bullies each other during the day, and the brat takes revenge on himself at night.

Even one day, the other party's stinky feet were placed only a few inches away from his face, making him dream of being next to the garbage dump.

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, he finally got angry!

He covered the brat with a quilt, punched him a few times, and ordered him to wash his feet every day, otherwise he would not be able to go to bed.

Yao Ming knew that he was wronged, so he agreed with great grievances, and the habit of washing feet has continued to this day.

At this time, this guy still has the nerve to accompany/sleep. It's really a big face with a nose drawn on a piece of paper.

"If you dare to sleep with me again, be careful I'll grab your chick/chicken..." Sima Wuyun smiled sinisterly, and glanced at his crotch.

Little Yao Ming felt his chrysanthemum tighten, seeing his big brother's face, he had to deal with it carelessly.

"Brother, I won't ask you how many girls you get. Don't come to trouble me. Can I go? But in the future you will have no younger brother..." The face that was full of energy just now disappeared, and the rest Unlimited hard work.

The matter should have ended, but Sima Wuyun was overly complacent, and accidentally sold himself: "Little one, do you still remember the time we lost the bet?"

Little Yao Ming blinked his eyes and thought for a long time. Since childhood, the two of them often bet, who knows which time the eldest brother said.

"Brother, what is the area of ​​the shaded area?" He was full of confusion, feeling that the question was so difficult.

"Idiot, that barbecue by the stream..." After finishing speaking, Sima Wuyun left mysteriously and somewhat proudly.

Yao Ming's mind was spinning rapidly, and he finally remembered, could it be that the elder brother was talking about the beautiful woman who was carved out of nature and hibiscus came out of clear water?

At that time, I wanted to go back and ask for confirmation, but was forcefully pulled away by my elder brother.

No, that girl is younger than him, how can he match up with his eldest brother, thinking of calling a girl younger than him sister-in-law in the future, I feel sick to my stomach.

I had an idea, no, I have to ask my elder brother for advice.

The girl I used to associate with looked good, but later I realized that the stinky girl's purpose was impure, and she wanted to get on the big brother's boat through him, but he cut her off.

At this time, like his elder brother, he was a loner.

If the eldest brother adopts his suggestion, in line with the principle of not letting the fat and water go to outsiders, he might as well let him give up this girl to me.

He thought of the girl's peerless beauty, and he was overwhelmed by his idea, and his heart was filled with excitement.

He hurriedly chased after him: "Brother, let me discuss something with you, this matter is definitely the best of both worlds..."

Sima Wuyun looked up from the notebook: "If you have anything to say, don't you see I'm busy?"

"Brother, you are 27 years old, I am 24 years old, right?"

"Nonsense!" Sima Wuyun frowned, and wanted to cover his ears immediately, the brat is making trouble, it's really ink stained, who can't bear to listen to your nonsense.

"Brother, that girl is younger than me, so she doesn't go well with you, if you don't mind, just leave her to me..." Yao Ming said obscenely, his eyes full of anticipation.

"Who said she was younger than you?" Sima Wuyun's maroon curly hair almost stood up, and he glanced at him with wide eyes.

"Brother, I lost the bet last time. At that time, I missed five skewers of mutton skewers..." Under the strong aura of his cousin, little Yao Ming muttered aggrievedly.

Sima Wuyun closed the notebook with a snap, and stood up angrily.

"Look at how promising you are. Another day, big brother will ask you to eat [-] skewers more and make it up for you. I will lose this matter. But, quickly put away your little thoughts, she is mine!" The last few words It seems to be swearing sovereignty, absolutely sonorous and powerful.

On the issue of winning or losing and getting a girlfriend, he certainly knows which is more important.At this moment, to make a decisive statement, isn't it just a few skewers of mutton?There is no way to miss his woman.

Little Yao Ming was puzzled, how could that girl be older than him since she looked young.

Could it be that the eldest brother would rather lie than let him know, or he is really older than himself, which puzzled him a lot.

Not to mention, the eldest brother seems to be playing for real, the sun is really coming out from the west.