The villain also has spring

Chapter 1 1.1 On the warm corpse

Bar Street, 11::05, night.

A gray-faced Poussin quietly hid in a dark corner.

"Huh, Fujiwara Tofu Shop... for your own use?" Accompanied by the sound of rapid braking, the brand new Porsche 911 rushed to Poussin's side.

"Poussin...initial D." The hip-hop young man leaned out, knocked on the window of Poussin's car and jokingly said, "Tuo Haisang, are you here to pick up the corpse too?"

"Damn, why are you pretending to be an initial D..." Wu Chen, who was already lying on the driver's seat, quietly lowered his baseball cap.

"Haha!" Maybe thinking of something funny, the hip-hop youth flashed his headlights arrogantly, and pouted at the bar street: "Tuo Haisang, how about we compete to see who gets the first one, okay? "

There are all luxury cars coming and going on the bar street.This made Poussin, who was already hiding, even more embarrassed.Wu Chen was sweating profusely without knowing it.Fortunately, the headlights of the Porsche 911 are headlights, so it is difficult to see his distress clearly.

"Here we come." The hip-hop youth whistled suddenly.

Wu Chen quietly raised his head, just in time to see a young woman in revealing clothes, stepping on [-]cm high heels, walking crookedly out of the bar with difficulty.

Taking a deep breath, Poussin was about to start the car, but the 911 swung its tail gracefully and forced it to a stop.

"Tuo Haisang, don't touch this girl." The hip-hop young man tilted his head out of the window, and laughed with experience: "She is a peripheral girl pretending to be a living corpse, and she only catches tall, rich and handsome people like me!"

Wu Chen rolled his eyes: "You don't know what I do..."

"Huh?" Even through the glass, the hip-hop youth still heard Wu Chen's retort: ​​"Tuo Haisang, didn't he come to pick up the corpse?"

"Oh, is this your first time here?" Seeing Wu Chen deliberately lowering his baseball cap, the hip-hop young man immediately smiled and said, "Tuo Haisang, let me introduce you."

He waved to the lady who was pretending to be a living corpse, and greeted the middle finger sent from the other party, the young man said triumphantly: "The so-called 'picking up corpses' means taking away drunken and unconscious crushes, and doing some interesting things. thing."

Seeing Wu Chen listening very seriously, the hip-hop young man swallowed his saliva and continued his efforts: "And, this kind of 'warm corpse' can be divided into 'full corpse' and 'half corpse'. That is, 'drunk to death'" and There's a difference between 'and consciousness'. "

As he said that, he flicked his wrist through the window, "And for people like us, there is another very cool title - 'Bone Picker'."

Although he didn't turn his head, Wu Chen caught a glimpse of the weird skull tattoo on the hip-hop youth's wrist from the rearview mirror.

"Tuo Haisang, let me tell you another secret..." The hip-hop young man stared at the crush who walked out of the bar, and quietly stepped on the accelerator: "Generally speaking, bone pickers prefer half corpses. Because they still have some consciousness that can walk on their own, You don't have to carry it too hard, and these cuties are even crazier than usual! Hahaha..."

Before the laughter fell, 911 rushed out.

"Huh—" Poussin, who didn't start at all, certainly couldn't be the opponent of 911.Wu Chen, who was sitting in the Pusangli, finally heaved a sigh of relief after watching the hip-hop man carry the crush into the car with his face full of stinky farts.This kind of thing doesn't need to be so high-profile.

As time passed, more and more drunk girls were picked up by luxury cars parked on the side of the road.Glancing at the digital watch on his wrist, it was already 11:50.

"There are still 10 minutes, come out quickly." Wu Chen pushed his baseball cap, and held the steering wheel tightly to cheer himself up.

It seemed that he heard his prayer. Two minutes later, the long-haired woman in a tight black leather jacket walked out of the bar.

"It's her!" Wu Chen slammed on the gas pedal, while the old Poussin started slowly and moved forward in a leisurely manner.What Fujiwara Tofu House's own house, the shitty initial D, all of them are exposed with one kick of the gas pedal.

"Cut!" In a short period of time, several luxury cars roared past, leaving the wind with contempt.

An otaku who is so nervous that he explodes, he doesn't care about other things!His eyes are full of targets that are getting closer!Seeing the luxury cars parked all around the woman in leather clothes, Wu Chen gritted his teeth and turned the steering wheel violently!

Poussin caught sparks and crashed into the pavement.

"Bang!" Poussin, who was covered in bruises, stopped the car with difficulty by hitting the trash can into the air.

"Damn!" The luxury car owners were stunned: "It's really kind!"

The woman in the tight leather jacket stared at the blood-stained Wu Chen looking up from the steering wheel.

"Hurry up and get in the car!" Wu Chen wiped away the nosebleed indiscriminately, and kicked the car door.

"Hey..." I don't know if she was frightened or really drank too much, the woman rolled her eyes and threw herself into the car.

In a hurry, he dragged the lump of limp into the car, without closing the door, and stepped on the gas pedal to the end.

"Bang!" Accompanied by the car door flying into the air, Poussin wobbled and disappeared at the corner of the street.

Leaving behind a piece of glass slag.

"This guy, he was just released from prison." The bone pickers looked at each other with horror in their eyes.

"No way, it just came out of a comic." Looking back at his luxury car, he didn't have the courage to take a shortcut like Poussin.After all, similar body-picking scenes are performed almost every day on the nightclub street, so it's okay to return empty-handed once or twice.

"Ho Ho!" Wu Chen slapped the steering wheel and roared again and again, venting his joy of success.But before he could calm down, the phone rang.

Needless to say, it must be the buddies in the dormitory.

Sure enough, Fatty's profile picture was lit up in the center of the screen wretchedly.

"Hey, Xiao Chenchen, have you completed the task?" Fatty's voice rushed out as soon as he slid to unlock it.

"I found it." Wu Chen subconsciously glanced at the woman in leather who was sleeping soundly curled up on the passenger seat.

"Oye! Am I right? Hoho! The sword is slanted! Your broken car that was thrown away and no one picked it up, once sprayed with Fujiwara Tofu Shop, it will be different immediately? It's Ferrari passing by you , I can't help but take a second look!" the fat man roared triumphantly.

"Understood." Wu Chen smiled wryly.

"Little Chenchen, come on!" Perhaps in order not to disturb Wu Chen's work, the fat man hung up the phone wisely.

Soon, Poussin turned into a familiar alley and stopped in front of a milk tea shop.

The shop is owned by the sister of the fat Anzai who just talked to him.It is early morning, and the milk tea shop is already closed.Open the rolling gate with the key that Anzi stole, and drive the car in.When the falling rolling gate blocked the light from the street lights, Wu Chen let out a guilty breath.

"Then let's get started!" After cheering himself up, Wu Chen immediately opened the trunk, first took out a large tool box, and then took out an air mattress.

But when he walked to the side of the co-pilot who had lost the door, he was stunned.

The warm corpse disappeared.

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