The villain also has spring

Chapter 843 4.81 Things Only Men Have

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If the lure fails, forget it.Al, who wasted too much time, was back fighting for his belly on several new mountains of garbage at the entrance of the dump.

"Al, didn't you get any oil?" An acquainted scavenger walked over with two large bottles of black oil dangling.

"No." Al smiled and shrugged.

"It's bad luck!" the scavengers gloated and consoled. "Others' pain is one's own happiness" is also the law of goblins...

"Hey, if you don't get any oil, you don't need to put scrap iron in it. Don't you know that the glass bottle is transparent? Haha..." The scavenger pointed to the empty bottle hanging on Al's chest and laughed loudly.

Al lowered his head and glanced, and smiled indifferently, but before he grinned, his eyes suddenly popped out! With a scream of "Wow--", the little goblin jumped three feet high.

Before he landed, the glass bottle hanging on the chest of the hapless guy opposite was exploded by his high-decibel scream.Snapped!The oily liquid instantly turns the hapless kid into Uncle Slime.

"Wahhahaha..." A circle of goblins laughed like crazy, and a few old guys almost coughed out their lungs.

Al waved awkwardly at Slime Superman and floated away quietly.

Hiding in a corner where no one was around, Al let out a long sigh.When did the bottle return to his chest, he didn't feel it at all!

It must be it!

Besides that little freak in the Gaolun cemetery, who else has such terrifying speed.

But why does it put a piece of scrap iron in the bottle?Confused, he poured out the iron bars and carefully wiped off the rust on the surface. Ayrton was stunned for a moment.

"This, this, this is..."

It was no longer necessary to pick up waste, Al put the iron bars in his pocket, and ran out of the garbage dump.He seemed to think of something on the way, ran back and hung up the empty oil bottle, turned around and disappeared behind the mountain of garbage that kept shining with metallic luster...

Al didn't go home, but went directly to Fire Eye Roger's modification shop.

"Boss, is grandpa there?" Al asked out of breath.

"Now, the operation hasn't started yet, do you have anything to say?" Roger laughed.

Out of caution, Al didn't directly state the purpose of his visit: "Boss, I want to meet Grandpa."

"Okay, come with me." Roger readily agreed.And personally led Al to the backyard.

"Grandpa!" When Al entered the door, the old goblin was reading a book leisurely on the recliner by the patio.

"Hehe, dear grandson, you are here." The old goblin smiled and opened his arms, pulling Al into his arms.

Roger wanted to leave, but was stopped by the old goblin. "Old man, I think my grandson has something to say to you."

Al scratched his head in embarrassment, and carefully took out the rusty iron bar from his arms. "I found it in a junkyard."

Roger took it with a smile, and his smile froze immediately after a few glances. "It's... Mithril?!"

Even the old goblin's face was filled with shock, "Old man, take a closer look, is it really a 'miracle of flow'?!"

Fire Eye Roger pointed to his own eyes, "That's right, that's right, it's a miracle of flow, a whole strip of Mithril!"

Looking at Al who couldn't hide his excitement, the old goblin smiled and said, "So, my grandson will become a silver-ranked Gaolun operator?"

"Yes, old buddy, silver class!" Roger bumped his fist heavily.

Regarding the origin of Mithril, neither Roger nor Grandpa asked.After all, the rust stained on it and Al's humble identity have already confirmed that its origin can only be the valley of garbage.

As for why the precious mithril was found by Al, Fire Eye Roger can figure out the reason with his heels-smoke from the ancestral grave, and the dog is flying away (Wu Chen:...)!

But Al knew that this was actually the reward given to him by the monster.

Twenty gallons of lubricating oil = a bar of Mithril?

A row of gold-plated characters suddenly appeared in Al's mind: "It's a triple tortoise's egg if you don't take advantage of it"!

Saying goodbye to grandpa, Al turned and rushed out of the store. "Not too much, as long as there is another mithril bar, everything will be solved..." Al, who was full of the good life in his head, ran wildly, but didn't want to collide head-on with passers-by when he turned.

"Ouch!" As if hitting a pile of steel, Al was slammed into the air, and Gululu rolled to the side.

"Boy, you don't have eyes when you walk, you want to be a mole!" Al, staring at the stars, didn't even have time to get up, and his rough voice floated into his ears.

Al secretly thanked that it wasn't another goblin he ran into.Speaking of being able to 'head-on' collide with a goblin, the one who didn't feel like speaking so loudly at all must be a dwarf.

It's ten thousand times better to run into a dwarf than a goblin!If you run into a goblin, Al will be in big trouble... An apology is not effective at all, even if you cry and bleed, you will inevitably lose money.If you really don't think about your looks, and you accidentally bump into an older goblin, filing for bankruptcy would be the best outcome.

Punching porcelain is the goblin's ultimate skill to end his life!

Ancestors bless, fortunately it is a dwarf!

Ignoring the pain all over his body, Al gritted his teeth and stood up. "I'm sorry, it was my fault." When dealing with face-saving dwarves, admitting your mistakes first is the best choice.

"Hehe! Young man, I'm fine, but you, aren't you hurt?" The dwarf was wrapped in an old cloak, with a huge alloy battle ax on his back, with the appearance of a typical adventurer.

"I'm fine." Al grinned.

"That's good!" The dwarf nodded and was about to leave, but was stopped by a sudden voice. "Wait!"

Al looked back, it was Gewa, Kaba and Bru!There is a majestic goblin giant standing among the three friends!

"Boss..." Al rushed to the garbage dump. He didn't want to cause trouble, but before he could speak, he was interrupted by the majestic alien next to Gowa waving his hand.

"You hurt my little brother, and you want to leave without even saying an apology?" The majestic goblin licked the corner of his mouth sinisterly.

Covered in yellow hair, the 7-foot-tall guy is Gova's cousin who works as an administrator in the Colosseum, a strange kind among goblins-bear goblins!

Bear goblins are a variant of the goblin family, named for their bear-like faces.They are tall, strong, vicious, and more agile than humans.Evil, greedy, and stupid are the natures of bear goblins, and they are the strongest rulers of the goblin family.

Bear goblins have only two real goals in life: food and treasure.This extremely greedy xeno-goblin loots everything that shines, including weapons and armor.They will never miss an opportunity to increase their collection, even if it is stolen or robbed.

Obviously, the scarlet pupils that glanced at the dwarf's back from time to time showed nakedly that he had taken a fancy to the alloy battle axe.

Sighing secretly, Al secretly sent a sorry look to the dwarf warrior, and stood aside with interest.

Compared with a dwarf who is not much different from a goblin, the bear goblin, which is more than two meters long, is also full of great oppression.The dwarf said calmly: "It was your brother who hit me, and you heard it too. He apologized to me just now."

Unlike Al, who was full of worries, the Govacs were quite excited.

"My little brother...what's his name?" The goblin bear got stuck for a while.

"Gentleman style!" Gova excitedly raised his fingers behind him.

"Ah yes, gentlemanly! Actually, you were the one who bumped into someone, we all saw it!" The bear gnome rubbed his palms and smiled incomparably.

The dwarf glanced at Al, who was downcast, and said with a rough laugh, "Then what do you want?"

"Apologize to my brother, and leave that battle ax to soothe my brother's young heart." The bear gnome grinned.

Al was in a hurry to get to the dump, so he took the remote shortcut.There were not many people at first, but because of the bear goblins, it was quickly surrounded by goblins watching the excitement.

At this moment, the goblins were gloating at the dwarf's reaction.

The dwarf was wearing a thick cloak, showing no expression.The bear who was waiting impatiently yelled loudly: "Hurry up! Are you still a man?"

"Hey..." The dwarf who had been lowering his head suddenly raised his head, "I am! Are you?"

The hammer on the bear's chest hammered, "Of course I am, pure man!"

Looking up and seeing the dwarf's expression, Al couldn't help but shudder.It seems that this kind of smile, he often learns...

The dwarf showed a disdainful expression, "Pure man, do you dare to compare with me what only men have?"

"Wa hahaha……"

Before the goblin bear could answer, the crowd laughed like crazy.Are dwarves and bear goblins comparable?

"Hey, shorty! That thing can be your third leg!" Someone in the crowd kept joking.

"Yes, yes, I think being a tail is enough!"

"You mean that uncle's dick is very soft?"

"Bah! This is a frame-up! Where did I say such rude words!"

"Then why make a tail?"

"Uh... crutches, I mean crutches!"

"So you mean to say it's very crooked?"

"Enough!" The goblin bear waved his hand and said impatiently, "Short, are you sure you want to compare?"

The dwarf nodded, "Of course."

"Okay!" The goblin bear slapped his palms fiercely, and he was willing to go all out for the battle axe. "If you win, the ax will be mine, if you lose, you will leave!"

"It's a deal!" Glancing at the goblin bear who was undoing his belt indiscriminately, the dwarf moved his fingers and inserted it calmly—the neckline!

"Hiss—" There was a panting sound all over the world.

"What the hell! How...how...how is it possible..." The goblins watching almost stared.Is it because it is too long, so it can only be hung around the neck, so that it will not be dragged to the ground?

"Maybe it's just tied around the neck, um... like a chain!" someone in the crowd whispered.

"Yes! Yes! Let me just say, as long as the rope is a little longer, it's not surprising to hang it around the neck..." The goblins clamped their crotches tightly and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

But the next action of the dwarf caused the goblin who had just recovered his face to collapse on the spot.

I saw him slowly pulling his hand out of his collar!

"Gudong!" The goblin bear was also dumbfounded!

My God - it came out of his neck... Does he have an elephant trunk hidden in his arms?

"Come on!" The dwarf looked around with contempt, and suddenly pulled!

"Wow!" Gold flowers splashed everywhere, and all the goblins rushed to the street.

Looking at the long thing hanging down on the ground, the goblin bear wanted to cry but had no tears.

Complete defeat!

"What the hell, it's just... a beard!" Boss Gowa stroked his chest after riding the roller coaster, gnashing his teeth.

"Cut, otherwise what do you think it is!" After being severely cut by the dwarves, a group of goblins suddenly lowered their proud heads.

The dwarf whistled and swaggered away.

A group of dejected goblins almost simultaneously remembered the ancient rule: "Never try to defeat a SB, because they will first bring your IQ to his level, and then defeat you with rich experience!" 』

Nima!It turns out that the dwarf's beard is used in this way!

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