Alpine pasture

Chapter 231 The Chinese are here
Ji Qing and Sun Ning were about to go back to China, and Wu Ming and Wang Fan also joined in the fun. After lunch, the brothers were watching TV on the sofa, chatting and digesting food.

Wang Fan then said to Ju An: "Tomorrow, Wu Ming and I happened to be walking with Boss Ji and his wife. I took Wu Ming to my place for two days, and brought this guy to experience the prosperity of New York. Come and stay with me at my house for a few days."

After hearing Wang Fan's words, Ju An said to Wu Ming: "Stay at home honestly at night, don't go out with him, even if you go out with Cora at the end, or maybe you can get in again. In the police station, it’s not good to go to New York by then, but it’s not good to be a day trip to the police station.”

Ji Qing also smiled and said: "Wang Fan is always going to some inconspicuous places, Wu Ming has to keep it, don't be led astray by him."

Wang Fan rolled his eyes and looked at the two smiling people and said angrily: "Are you that kind of person, you guys come here and don't come to rest at my place. I'm a hospitable person, so I'm taking Wu Ming to go. Stay for two days."

Ju An said with a smile: "You are pulling Wu Ming, only Boss Ji and his sister-in-law are going back with the tour group. Originally, the three of them had a companion on the way, so it's good for you."

"What am I going to do when I go back? Your horse will be racing in a few days, and you will fly back as soon as you return home?" Wu Ming said to Ju An with a smile.

After hearing this, Ji Qing picked up the remote control and pressed it twice: "I'm going back now. I'm really not used to the birds chirping all day long on the TV. Go back and watch the Chinese network broadcast for a few days to purify your mind."

Wang Fan burst out laughing when he heard this: "I just remembered what you said. A Chinese I know drives a car rental company. Last time I rented an extended car from him. This guy told me, There are several kinds of fates for Chinese people in the United States. The first is that they do well and get into the mainstream. When they become mayors or ambassadors to China, they are called traitors when they return to China. The second is that they are in the United States Marriage and childbirth, good or bad, regretted not catching up with the big development opportunities in China, either lamented not being able to live with a vice-department-level mistress and commanding the wind and rain, or lamenting not catching up with the domestic listing, big hair There are also people who live in the United States and are extremely unhappy. They are full of complaints when they meet, and they tell people what is wrong with the United States. When they say that no one believes it, they then say that everything is good in the United States. This guy It has become a traitor and penny party again. If Boss Ji stays in the United States, it is guaranteed to be the second kind of hating that he didn't do it as an official."

It was the first time for Ju An to hear this statement, and after thinking about it, he laughed: "This is the first time I've heard of this, but I read an online post some time ago, saying that the end of the world for Americans is not [-] but It was the Chinese who came. The newspaper said that a Chilean said that I used to build a house to support my family. The price was hundreds of dollars less than that of white people. The business was good. Who knew that when the Chinese came, the price was half of my own, and the work was done quickly. Well, another Mexican said that I was going to buy a house and saved money for several years. When the Chinese came, I bought two sets directly and paid in full. After I bought them, they said it was really cheap, and the house price was soaring. He still wants to save money, and then the Indians said, we Indians are smart, capable, and hardworking, and we are considered second-class whites, but when the Chinese come, they are smarter than us and can endure hardships, the key is to look whiter than us.”

Wang Fan and Ji Qing who were listening laughed, and Ju An then said: "There is another thing. Now it is popular to go to the United States to give birth. In the past, this thing was started by the Mexicans. Now Chinese pregnant women live in luxurious villas. Hundreds of children were crying at night, causing the whole neighborhood to be unbearable, and such a little American was born, and most of them were sent back to China to be raised, and when they grew up, they could immigrate with the whole family.”

Wang Fan then said: "It's not a big deal. Americans have political asylum. In the past, as long as you said something, practiced sex, or had a second child, then you believed in Catholicism, and you were persecuted when you said that. Telling a little lie is nothing to Chinese people. Just like this, hundreds of thousands of Chinese come to the United States every year. The US Immigration Service cooperated with it at the beginning. This guy’s hundreds of thousands a year shows that the human rights situation in China is poor. Who? I know that most of these hundreds of thousands are water. This guy has been doing hundreds of thousands of dollars every year for several years. In the end, the US Immigration Service couldn't stand it anymore and directly dispatched the police to seal down the suspected fraudulent asylum lawyer's office. In fact, the United States can't be blamed for this. The Immigration Bureau said that they were raped and cried like a tearful person at the Immigration Bureau. When they left the door, they turned around and put up a five-star red flag. They sang the national anthem and participated in the parade on the [-]th National Congress. They said they believed in Catholicism. I turned around and went to the temple in Chinatown to offer incense to the Buddha, thanked the Buddha for his protection, and got a green card.”

Ji Qing and Wu Ming's stomach ached from laughing, and said while laughing: "This guy is too messed up, he's exaggerating."

Wang Fan said: "Actually, it's not too much. The funniest thing is the fake marriage. There are two couples who pretend to be divorced, and then marry someone in China. Divorced, then remarried, this guy didn't care about the US government, and finally got the courage to start advertising in newspapers. It's too arrogant. If the Americans don't care anymore, they will not use political asylum any more. In 20 years, when Boss Ji comes to the United States again, he can speak Chinese and walk around.”

Listening to the haha, Wu Ming rolled on the sofa and said: "This group of guys are so talented, you can imagine everything."

Wang Fan went on to say: "I reckon these laowai guys miss the time of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, when all the Chinese people were directly closed to the outside world, and the Chinese were not allowed to wander around. In this way, intelligence and intelligence can only be found within the territory of China." Tossed."

"Some things were not created by the Chinese people at the beginning, but they were carried forward immediately when they were in the hands of the Chinese people. Now the entire immigration is intensively industrialized. If you want to talk about taking advantage of loopholes, those stupid South Americans and South Asians It’s really not enough to see, what can be done with a stupid brain, if it’s not that the IQ of us Chinese is comparable to that of Jews.” Wang Fan smiled and said to the two people who were staggering on the sofa.

Ju An also smiled when he heard it, shook his head and said: "This group of people are really, who came up with these crooked ideas."

Wu Ming interjected at this time: "I also know about a domestic matter. In the past, because the southern province was close to the sea, in some villages, the entire healthy labor force of the village went to the United States. They worked illegally and sent the money back home, and the whole village was left. The old, the young, and the young, in the end it was the government that expanded its control to curb it.”

Ji Qing clutched his stomach and said, "I don't think it should be controlled at all. Instead, it should be advocated vigorously. There are so many people in this country. It's good to let more people out to spread the leaves. He still consumes food when he stays in the country. If the government relaxes a little bit, it won't be long before Lao Mei can't jump around anymore."

Wang Fan interfaced and said: "Kangaroo country is almost here, and Canada is also in danger. Now there are Chinese towns in some places in the United States. You can go and see all Chinese, and even the store signs are square characters. This year, white Americans For the first time, the birth rate of children is lower than that of other ethnic groups, and this guy looks at the collapse of America."

Ju An shook his hand and said, "Don't talk about it, tell me when you and Wu Ming will go to cheer for the naughty boy, whether you will go to Kentucky with me and Dinah or what to say."

Wang Fan shook his head and said, "What are we going to do so early? We can just fly there that day. Cora Wu Ming and I will go directly to the racetrack. In the evening, we will fly back to New York directly after we finish watching. There is no need to book a hotel for us." .

"Isn't it a promise to play for two days, and it will change after one night, why are you in such a hurry, are you in such a hurry?" Ju An raised his eyebrows and said.

"I don't have any problems. The key is that Cora really doesn't have much time. This bad policeman did it, and the salary is not much. There are so many things," Wang Fan complained.

Ji Qing said with a smile on the side: "Since you get along well with Cora, those who rush in should also get married. It is the right way to spread the branches and leaves for the ancestors of Yanhuang. Get married and let Cora Resign and stay at home just to have children.” '

When the child was mentioned, Dinah and Sun Ning had already cleaned up the kitchen. Sun Ning said to Ji Qing, "What are you guys talking about? Why did you mention the child? Didn’t I tell you, we’ll have another child in a few years, and you’re bringing it up again.” He said it like a cannonball.

Wu Ming looked at the embarrassment on the boss's face and explained: "It's not about you, it's about Wang Fan. The boss urged him to get married and have a baby."

After hearing this, Sun Ning dragged Dinah out of the house, and started playing in the yard with a group of little ones.

As soon as Dinah and Sun Ning left the house, Wang Fan smiled and said to Ji Qing: "This guy! You are talking about me when you are in love. Why have you been late for a few years? You just want to push me into the fire pit easily. ".

Ji Qing shook his head and sighed: "Hey! This is a difficult scripture for every family. My mother wanted to hug her grandson, but Sun Ning didn't really want to have a child early. I'm caught in the middle to suffer, not only My mother even the mother-in-law is urging to have a child, but Sun Ning has to wait for two years, what can I do if the stomach grows on her body."

Looking at the face of the boss, it is estimated that the boss himself also wants to have a child as soon as possible. When Ju An heard that the topic became dull, he said to Ji Qing: "You have been here for a while, and you only care about playing with cattle. I haven’t seen much, how about I take you today to see the pastures of some of my friends, Old Taylor, and their cattle, how about listening to their opinions before deciding what cattle to raise?”.

Only then did Ji Qing nod his head: "Then let's go see the cow today."After speaking, everyone got up from the sofa, Ju An called Taylor, and several people drove to see the cattle raised in Taylor's pasture.

(End of this chapter)