Alpine pasture

Chapter 283 Why Can't I Learn Chinese Kung Fu?
After packing up his luggage, Ju An prepared to go to New York. When he got there, he joined Miles and set off to hunt in remote Africa. After listening to Miles, Ju An asked Dinah to prepare only some underpants for herself. There are also two or three pairs of thick cloth suits, shorts, short-sleeved shirts, two pairs of high-bang mountain shoes, and of course Nini's request to bring some delicious food when I come back.

Looking at the slowly disappearing New York Juan, he said to Miles who was sitting next to him: "But I have been looking forward to it for many days, and this time I can finally go to Africa."

"There is nothing to do except hunting in Africa. When you get there, you will know that the weather is really terrible. If you like hunting, Africa is a paradise." Miles shrugged his shoulders and said to Ju'an.

Ju An smiled: "Hunting is actually not very attractive to me, but I am interested in seeing lions and leopards. Do you want to sit in a caged car and go to the habitat of these animals? ".

After hearing this, Myers explained with a smile: "It's not easy to see lions. Let's take a guide and drive an off-road vehicle to see them together, but it's not easy for leopards to see this. It depends on luck. These guys always hide It's hard to find in the woods."

"How troublesome is it in the woods? It's fine to just drill in and see." Ju An shook his head and said.

Miles took a look at Ju An: "You will know when the time comes, you probably won't want to let you drill or walk around, go to sleep and wait until you get off the plane and there is still a long way to go. ".After speaking, Miles pulled up the blanket on his body and put down the blindfold on his head.

Ju An couldn't fall asleep because she was thinking about watching lions and leopards. She stretched her head out of the window and looked at the dim lights below her. New York became smaller and smaller until it disappeared from sight.

When we arrived in South Africa, we got off a big plane, changed to a small plane, and finally changed to a jeep. At the beginning, there was a road that was fairly flat, and then there was only a dirt road in the back. In the end, there was no dirt road and we drove directly on the grassland. From the outside, the eyes are full of golden yellow. Occasionally, when a little green comes into view, it quickly escapes to the back of the car. If we say that Ju’an’s pasture has two colors, white in winter, and emerald green in spring, summer and autumn, Ju’an’s eyes are full now. They were all filled with withered yellow.

After more than four hours of bumping in the shaking jeep, Ju An and Myers arrived at the private protection field near the side mirror of South Africa. As soon as the car stopped, Ju An couldn't wait to jump out of the car and stretched out Myers got out of the car with trembling legs, shaking his waist and complaining: "Every time I come here, these roads drive me crazy."

Ju An smiled after hearing what Miles said, looked at Miles with a tired face and said: "If you have time to exercise more, don't waste energy staring at women's breasts all day long, look how energetic I am." .

Miles looked at Ju'an, who was still in good spirits: "I can't compare with you, you are a freak, by the way, I heard that you Chinese have some kung fu or some strange herbal medicine, get me some, a week ago I met Jasmine and she praised your first-class kung fu in bed. In her words, the whole process went from one wave to another. She also said that you must have practiced some mysterious Chinese kung fu, teach me this kung fu."

Ju An immediately broke into a cold sweat when he heard this, why did this slutty boy sleep with Jasmine again, but think about it, a slutty boy and a movie actor meet together in bed and talk together, which is not uncommon here in the United States: "Is there any trick, how much?" Exercising, eating more fruits, and wasting less energy on other women is enough. You can’t save energy with a girlfriend these days, and you can’t do it even if I tell you.”

While chatting with Miles, he looked up at the building in front of him. The building with only one layer of red brick and gray tiles looks full of American flavor, and it occupies an area as big as two or three houses in Ju'an. Go pick up Miles The black driver Ka Keka and Ju An carried their luggage and walked towards the house.

Ju An raised his heels up, and Miles followed behind Ju An and said, "Just tell me the trick, and I will concentrate on practicing. By the way, don't you Chinese have any apprenticeships? I might as well ask you to be my master." up".After saying the word "Master in Chinese" with a strange appearance, Ju An turned his head and looked, and mentioned the man's ability. install.

Ju An said with a bitter face: "I really don't have any special kung fu, how about I teach you the exercises that you have to do a few laps every morning?".Mozi's kung fu can only be done in conjunction with the space. If there is no space, it is probably the Tai Chi boxing that ordinary old people do to strengthen the body. It doesn't hurt to teach it to Miles.

Myers nodded immediately after hearing this and said, "Okay! Okay! Then I'll go to your room and you start teaching me."Seeing that Ju An was willing to teach him Kung Fu, Miles probably remembered that every girl who conquered on the bed would look at Ju An with lewd eyes, which made Ju An's hair stand on end with goosebumps.

After following Kacoka, Ju An and Miles entered the house, and Ju An realized that the inside of the house was much cooler than the outside, and there is an air conditioner in the house, which is a place where birds don’t lay eggs, and said with emotion: "Compared with the outside, it is heaven."

Myers said: "This house has just been built for two years. There are a few people who do animal research here. Now you can't see them until dinner at night. Your room is right next door to mine. Don’t open the windows at night, otherwise some poisonous snake might crawl in.”

"Poisonous snake?" The sound of this soft thing swimming around on the ground sent a chill down Ju An's spine: "There are also poisonous snakes here? Are they common?".

Ka Keka turned his head and explained to Ju An with a smile: "Mr. Miles is scaring you. If you say that poisonous snakes usually don't crawl into the house, there are anti-snake potions around the house, and every once in a while It's okay to spray it once."

"What poisonous snakes are there? Why do they sound so scary?" Ju An asked.

Myers said: "Viper, black mamba and everything, you must be careful when you go outside, so I told you on the plane not to go into the forest, you can't bear to be bitten by an elephant by these guys."

Speaking of that, Kacoka brought Ju An to a door, helped Ju An push the door open, and said to Ju An: "Mr. An, this is your room, and Miles' room is next door."After finishing speaking, he put down Ju'an's luggage in his hand, and thought of another door with the luggage.

Miles patted Kafka's arm and said: "No, thank you, I will take the luggage over by myself, you can go and do your work."After speaking, he took the luggage from Kacoka's hand.

Kacoka nodded and left the two of them. Ju An carried the luggage and entered the room. Miles also carried the luggage and walked towards his room. Ju An put the luggage on the bed and opened it, and put all the clothes Hanging it in the closet, I began to look around the room. There was a wooden double bed, a writing desk and two chairs, and there was a small door on the opposite side. When I opened it, it turned out to be a bathroom. There was a simple toilet and a toilet. The shower head looks like a small hotel in China, but this is Africa. Although it is in the most affluent South Africa, it is a wasteland in the wilderness. Thinking about some dilapidated cabins passing by, it is probably possible to have this equipment. Compared with five-star hotels, the only difference is that there are not a few horizontal and vertical iron grilles on the windows of five-star hotels.

Turned on the TV hanging on the wall, pressed a few channels, but there was nothing but snowflakes and no programs. Ju An continued to press it unwillingly. At this time, Miles knocked on the door, and Ju An said: "The door is not locked."Concentrate on pressing the remote again.

Miles opened the door and walked in. Seeing this scene, he smiled and said to Ju An: "Don't press it, the TV with no programs should be connected to a DVD player, and keep the DVD player."

Ju An turned off the TV and put down the remote control, and Miles urged, "Teach me Kung Fu quickly."

"Why don't you make up for the jet lag or something, I won't run away if I'm in a hurry to learn kung fu." Ju An joked with Miles with a smile.

Miles quickly said: "Learn first, I will practice with you tomorrow morning."Seeing Miles' appearance, Ju An had no choice but to teach it. It was only a few tricks in total. After teaching for more than half an hour, Miles had completely learned it. Watching Miles hehehehe, he played his own dubbing,
Another American youth poisoned by Chinese martial arts!Seeing that Miles finished playing, Ju An nodded: "Very good, just do it like this ten times a day and stick to it, not to mention that I will definitely look better."

Miles nodded happily: "Then I won't bother you, you rest and wait for someone to come and call the two of us when we have dinner at night."After speaking, he walked to the door and seemed to remember something, turned his head and said to Ju An: "Then is there any herbal medicine to go with it?"

Ju An was in a cold sweat when he heard: "What kind of herbs should be taken together with it?"

"Jasmine said that the general Chinese Kungfu can only be effective if taken with herbs. She said that when she went to China with you, one of your classmates told her. That's why many Americans can't learn Chinese Kungfu. You always Save the herbs," Myers said.

I rely on!Which classmate talked about this with Jasmine? Seeing Miles looking at Ju An suspiciously, Ju An had no choice but to get a fruit from the jasper tree from the space and put it in his pocket, then touched it from his pocket. He came out and handed it to Miles: "You are so smart, don't let anyone see you after eating this, and don't tell others after eating, I don't tell most people."The fruit of the space has the effect of defending against animals, and there are poisonous snakes here, so I simply gave Miles one as a reward for bringing him to hunt.

Miles took the fruit happily: "Sure enough, there are herbs."After speaking, he put the fruit into his mouth and chewed: "Well, it's very refreshing, with an indescribable coolness, do you have another one for me?"

Good guy, you are still addicted to eating, so Ju An had no choice but to say: "Without this thing, I can only eat one in my life."After hearing this, Miles shook his head regretfully, and helped Ju An close the door.

(End of this chapter)