"Eh?" Yue Feiyang was stopped by Yueyue's words, and for a while, he really didn't know how to answer.
He knew that what his sister said, the children's aunt must be the little girl named Ling Luo, but unfortunately, he didn't have the slightest feeling for that girl.
What's more, in the evening, when the girl made a fuss, he lost his mind about Ling Luo even more.
Don't think that Ling Luo's innocent, weeping eyes are very innocent, but in Yue Feiyang's eyes, what he sees is a girl who is too scheming.
Of course, he couldn't say these words to the two half-year-old children in his arms.
Yue Feiyang smiled, pinched Yueyue's little nose and said: "It's adults' affairs, children should not worry about it, be careful of premature aging."
"Tch, I knew you would say that." Yueyue pouted dissatisfiedly, stretched out her little hand, and took Lele's hand, "Brother, we must grow up quickly, I'm really fed up, every day When an adult can't answer our questions, just take us as children."
Lele nodded solemnly: "Yes, I have had enough. When we grow up and can walk, we will leave home and travel."
"That's a good idea, I like it." Upon hearing this, Yue Yue immediately clapped her little hands in agreement, a cute smile blooming on that pink little face.
Yue Feiyang was stunned by the conversation between the two little guys. The two little guys dared to make the idea of running away from home. If they didn't stop it sooner or later, they wouldn't turn the world upside down!
"You two heard me clearly." Yue Feiyang looked at them seriously, and his deep voice rang in the minds of the two little guys, "In your own cultivation, you haven't reached the level where you can pass three tricks from uncle's hands." You are not allowed to run away from home, otherwise, uncle will personally arrest you and come back and spank you."
"Ah?" As soon as Yue Yue heard that she was going to be spanked, she hurriedly withdrew her small hands, covering her little butt nervously, her face blushed, her eyes blinked and she looked at Yue Feiyang shyly, "Uncle, you It's really bad, Yin's family is a girl's paper, butts are very precious, how can they be beaten casually, if they are broken, how will Yin's family find a boyfriend in the future?"
"That's right, uncle, if you break my little ass, which girl would want to marry me? You're trying to make us beat the bachelor rhythm." Lele said.
Yue Feiyang was almost laughed angrily by the two little guys, what is this all about?Where did such a tiny little one learn these inexplicable things?
"Who taught you these things?" Yue Feiyang's tone became more serious. Didn't everyone in Ouyang's family know that these two children were special from the womb?
How dare he teach them such messy things so early, no, if Ouyang's family can't teach the two children, he has to take the children to his base to learn in advance.Let them stay here again, I'm afraid that the talent of the two children will be delayed by the Ouyang family sooner or later.
The two children seemed to feel the terrifying aura on Yue Feiyang's body, but they were not afraid. The children's every six senses were quite strong. Even if Yue Feiyang's body was exuding such a powerful aura, they were sure that it was not against themselves.
Yueyue took a look at Lele, and then said weakly: "Aren't these all played in the TV series at eight o'clock? Uncle, do you need to be taught by others?"
When Yue Feiyang heard this, he was completely speechless. He looked at the two children seriously: "You guys actually watch TV series at eight o'clock?"
"Yes, my brother and I both think it's quite fun, and it can kill our boring lives." Yueyue replied cutely.
Lele also added in a low voice: "Who told us that we can't walk? If we can walk, we don't want to waste time on that awkward TV series."
"That's right, just love each other well, why are there all kinds of misunderstandings, it seems that the hero and heroine in it don't know how to use their brains, and when they see some superficial phenomena, they quarrel with each other, and then one party all kinds of things. Coaxing the other party, sometimes it seems that they are really anxious for them. Such an IQ, I don’t know how they grew up?”
After Yueyue finished speaking, she shook her head, looking very distressed for the characters in the play.
Lele suddenly said: "Also, uncle, we also saw a TV series this afternoon, in which the hero was designed to sleep with the woman he disliked the most. As a result, the heroine was instigated by her good sister , I just came to see this scene, and then I was so angry that I ignored the hero. Tell me, does this heroine have no brains?"
Yue Feiyang tapped the heads of the two little guys and said: "You have watched the plot from beginning to end, of course you know the whole story, the heroine is the person involved, it's normal to misunderstand the hero for a while, don't tell uncle, you guys The two can confirm that the hero is fine without seeing the cause and effect."
"Why can't I confirm it? I know after thinking about it. It's too coincidental." Yue Yue replied very seriously, "The hostess' good sisters usually don't go to such high-end places, but this time they repeatedly encouraged the hostess In the past, I happened to see that scene, isn't it ridiculous?"
Lele also expressed her point of view cutely: "That's right, the male protagonist usually loves the female protagonist the most. No matter what she does, the male protagonist obeys her. And every time he sees that annoying woman, he never Without a good face, the heroine can't think of it? There is no trust, why do they love each other?"
Yue Feiyang was taken aback by the two little guys' opinions, he smiled and said, "Have you ever heard of the word 'authority fans'?"
"You two, don't think that you are the smartest. When you encounter things in the future, you can judge things with the mentality of a bystander, and then you will really grow up. Don't comment on the male and female protagonists in other TV dramas now. Now, learn how to analyze and judge the doubts when encountering problems, that’s what you should do now, and don’t underestimate the people of the world just because of the TV programs you watch.”
"We don't." Yueyue and Lele retorted in unison, "We're just saying that the eight o'clock program is actually just for people to pass the time."
Yue Feiyang didn't want to listen to the two children anymore, so he immediately interrupted their words: "Okay, don't just negate other people's labor results casually, when you have the ability in the future, just write a book that can be loved by the public and can stand the test of time." Let you try to see for yourself how hard those who wrote the stories actually worked.”
"What are you doing? Brother, it's the two children who are disobedient and made you angry?" Yue Menglong's teasing voice came from outside the courtyard, attracting three people, big and small, in the garden.
He knew that what his sister said, the children's aunt must be the little girl named Ling Luo, but unfortunately, he didn't have the slightest feeling for that girl.
What's more, in the evening, when the girl made a fuss, he lost his mind about Ling Luo even more.
Don't think that Ling Luo's innocent, weeping eyes are very innocent, but in Yue Feiyang's eyes, what he sees is a girl who is too scheming.
Of course, he couldn't say these words to the two half-year-old children in his arms.
Yue Feiyang smiled, pinched Yueyue's little nose and said: "It's adults' affairs, children should not worry about it, be careful of premature aging."
"Tch, I knew you would say that." Yueyue pouted dissatisfiedly, stretched out her little hand, and took Lele's hand, "Brother, we must grow up quickly, I'm really fed up, every day When an adult can't answer our questions, just take us as children."
Lele nodded solemnly: "Yes, I have had enough. When we grow up and can walk, we will leave home and travel."
"That's a good idea, I like it." Upon hearing this, Yue Yue immediately clapped her little hands in agreement, a cute smile blooming on that pink little face.
Yue Feiyang was stunned by the conversation between the two little guys. The two little guys dared to make the idea of running away from home. If they didn't stop it sooner or later, they wouldn't turn the world upside down!
"You two heard me clearly." Yue Feiyang looked at them seriously, and his deep voice rang in the minds of the two little guys, "In your own cultivation, you haven't reached the level where you can pass three tricks from uncle's hands." You are not allowed to run away from home, otherwise, uncle will personally arrest you and come back and spank you."
"Ah?" As soon as Yue Yue heard that she was going to be spanked, she hurriedly withdrew her small hands, covering her little butt nervously, her face blushed, her eyes blinked and she looked at Yue Feiyang shyly, "Uncle, you It's really bad, Yin's family is a girl's paper, butts are very precious, how can they be beaten casually, if they are broken, how will Yin's family find a boyfriend in the future?"
"That's right, uncle, if you break my little ass, which girl would want to marry me? You're trying to make us beat the bachelor rhythm." Lele said.
Yue Feiyang was almost laughed angrily by the two little guys, what is this all about?Where did such a tiny little one learn these inexplicable things?
"Who taught you these things?" Yue Feiyang's tone became more serious. Didn't everyone in Ouyang's family know that these two children were special from the womb?
How dare he teach them such messy things so early, no, if Ouyang's family can't teach the two children, he has to take the children to his base to learn in advance.Let them stay here again, I'm afraid that the talent of the two children will be delayed by the Ouyang family sooner or later.
The two children seemed to feel the terrifying aura on Yue Feiyang's body, but they were not afraid. The children's every six senses were quite strong. Even if Yue Feiyang's body was exuding such a powerful aura, they were sure that it was not against themselves.
Yueyue took a look at Lele, and then said weakly: "Aren't these all played in the TV series at eight o'clock? Uncle, do you need to be taught by others?"
When Yue Feiyang heard this, he was completely speechless. He looked at the two children seriously: "You guys actually watch TV series at eight o'clock?"
"Yes, my brother and I both think it's quite fun, and it can kill our boring lives." Yueyue replied cutely.
Lele also added in a low voice: "Who told us that we can't walk? If we can walk, we don't want to waste time on that awkward TV series."
"That's right, just love each other well, why are there all kinds of misunderstandings, it seems that the hero and heroine in it don't know how to use their brains, and when they see some superficial phenomena, they quarrel with each other, and then one party all kinds of things. Coaxing the other party, sometimes it seems that they are really anxious for them. Such an IQ, I don’t know how they grew up?”
After Yueyue finished speaking, she shook her head, looking very distressed for the characters in the play.
Lele suddenly said: "Also, uncle, we also saw a TV series this afternoon, in which the hero was designed to sleep with the woman he disliked the most. As a result, the heroine was instigated by her good sister , I just came to see this scene, and then I was so angry that I ignored the hero. Tell me, does this heroine have no brains?"
Yue Feiyang tapped the heads of the two little guys and said: "You have watched the plot from beginning to end, of course you know the whole story, the heroine is the person involved, it's normal to misunderstand the hero for a while, don't tell uncle, you guys The two can confirm that the hero is fine without seeing the cause and effect."
"Why can't I confirm it? I know after thinking about it. It's too coincidental." Yue Yue replied very seriously, "The hostess' good sisters usually don't go to such high-end places, but this time they repeatedly encouraged the hostess In the past, I happened to see that scene, isn't it ridiculous?"
Lele also expressed her point of view cutely: "That's right, the male protagonist usually loves the female protagonist the most. No matter what she does, the male protagonist obeys her. And every time he sees that annoying woman, he never Without a good face, the heroine can't think of it? There is no trust, why do they love each other?"
Yue Feiyang was taken aback by the two little guys' opinions, he smiled and said, "Have you ever heard of the word 'authority fans'?"
"You two, don't think that you are the smartest. When you encounter things in the future, you can judge things with the mentality of a bystander, and then you will really grow up. Don't comment on the male and female protagonists in other TV dramas now. Now, learn how to analyze and judge the doubts when encountering problems, that’s what you should do now, and don’t underestimate the people of the world just because of the TV programs you watch.”
"We don't." Yueyue and Lele retorted in unison, "We're just saying that the eight o'clock program is actually just for people to pass the time."
Yue Feiyang didn't want to listen to the two children anymore, so he immediately interrupted their words: "Okay, don't just negate other people's labor results casually, when you have the ability in the future, just write a book that can be loved by the public and can stand the test of time." Let you try to see for yourself how hard those who wrote the stories actually worked.”
"What are you doing? Brother, it's the two children who are disobedient and made you angry?" Yue Menglong's teasing voice came from outside the courtyard, attracting three people, big and small, in the garden.
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