physical education teacher
029 Which is more important, chrysanthemum or mattress?
As the voice sounded, more younger brothers began to chime in: "This guy dares to challenge Brother Yu's dignity as a man!"
"Yeah, even if Brother Yu is pretty, you can't treat Brother Yu as a woman!"
"So, brothers, in order to protect brother Yu's chrysanthemum, let's fight!"
"..." Yan Xiaoyu tugged at his clothes again, but his eye circles became even redder. Who are these grass-mud horses? ! ?
Following the sound of yelling, the younger brothers standing at the door all rushed towards Caesar, swords and swords flying in the air, Yan Xiaoyu watched his newly bought quilt and mattress turn into a ball of cotton wool, he immediately There is an urge to cry == Nima, he would rather be raped than lose so much personal property, isn't it said that personal property is sacred and inviolable?
However, even if there are enough younger brothers and enough momentum, Caesar's strength is indeed not to be underestimated. He held the wrist of the younger brother who was rushing forward, and then twisted his arm slightly, but the knife slammed at them This move made many people have to stop, but Caesar took advantage of this gap to rush to the window sill, opened the window and jumped down: "I swear if I don't get you, baby!" Don't give up!"
When Caesar disappeared from everyone's sight, Yan Xiaoyu opened his mouth wide in surprise, but the confident words kept echoing in his ears, and everyone was silent for a moment, just looking at the place where Caesar disappeared, as if they had seen Ghostly.
After a while, Wu Kong broke the silence first: "Brother Yu, what floor is this?"
Hui Xiaoyu didn't even blink: "The fifth floor."
Everyone: "..."
"Fucking brother, is this f*cking human?"
"Even if he is a foreigner, his cell structure may be somewhat different from ours, but he won't mutate too much."
Yan Xiaoyu sniffed, but suddenly sat up and patted on the bed, his dark eyes were fierce and domineering, and countless cotton waddings flew in an instant, as if it was snowing in August: "Brother, the quilt! And the Simmons mattress !"
"Brother Yu, which do you think is more important, the chrysanthemum or the mattress?" After a long while, someone asked weakly.
The corners of Yan Xiaoyu's eyes twitched, but he raised his head like a proud flower peacock, clenched his fists tightly and made a clicking sound: "Damn! Check it out for me, and you must give me this bastard." Get it out, don't waste his dick, I'm so fucking swearing I won't be human!"
So from this day on, Yan Xiaoyu has an additional ideal, from counting money at the beginning to sleeping with cramps in his hands to sleeping to waking up naturally and becoming someone's second child!
The doomed sleepless night is doomed to be late for work in disguise, but this time Yan Xiaoyu is smart, he doesn't plan to climb over the wall, he intends to carry forward the fine traditions of the Chinese nation and walk through the gate openly.
However, when he finally moved to the door, he found that Li Kai was standing at the door of the security room next to the door, admonishing someone domineeringly.
Spitting stars fluttered in the air with the wind, so at a certain thrilling moment, Yan Xiaoyu actually saw a rainbow.
Because Li Kai was standing facing the security room at this time, Yan Xiaoyu planned to sneak around the security room to avoid being discovered by Li Kai, but when he walked behind Li Kai, the person Li Kai was training suddenly He stretched out his finger and pointed at Hui Xiaoyu: "Director, that's him!"
Fuck me, is this considered to be shot while lying down?Hui Xiaoyu turned his head expressionlessly and saw Caesar's handsome face still with panda eyes.
"Teacher Yan, you're late again." Li Kai's face was very gloomy, as if the sky would collapse in the next moment.
Yan Xiaoyu wiped the tip of his nose very chicly, with an aura very similar to the Five Heroes of Langya Mountain: "Director Li, I was wrong."
Yan Xiaoyu admitted his mistake very seriously, but the corners of his slightly raised eyes were sizing up Caesar carefully.
Caesar still maintains his signature smile, his already white teeth look spotless against the background of blond hair, except for the redness and swelling of his right eye, his whole body is almost perfect.
"Okay, I already asked him just now, so now I'll ask you why you were late." Li Kai stared at Yan Xiaoyu closely, but his face was expressionless and a little stiff.
Yan Xiaoyu raised the corners of his mouth gently, with a refined look, but he didn't have the slightest bit of scorn in the past: "...Actually, I really don't blame my director for this, I met a shameless person in the park yesterday. A gangster wanted to pick chrysanthemums. You must know that it is the responsibility of every Chinese citizen to protect plants and public property, so I tried to stop him. Fortunately, I succeeded, but because it was already midnight, when I returned home The sleep time is obviously insufficient, but I think the director can forgive me, because I saved the life of a flower!"
The corners of Li Kai's mouth stiffened obviously when he heard the reason he gave, and then he looked at Yu Xiaoyu gloatingly: "Do you know what Caesar's reason is?"
"Well, what do you think?" Yan Xiaoyu looked humble.
"...Caesar said that he went to the park to pick a chrysanthemum, but a man tried to stop him, and then the two fought, resulting in him being punched in the face when he missed the flower. And just now he said that the person who stopped him happened to be you, and since your reason is also the same, then what Caesar said has been confirmed." Li Kai nodded and analyzed with great momentum.
Yan Xiaoyu put on a bitter face and looked like he was cheated. Nima can make up a reason to match the number. Now the two of them should be able to win the big prize by buying and betting on double-color balls together?
Caesar smiled and raised his eyebrows, looking extremely arrogant.
Li Kai, however, shook his head resentfully: "I said, what age are you all? Are you doing this for a broken flower? Don't you know that colleagues should live in harmony?"
Yan Xiaoyu nodded very seriously: "Of course, you don't understand that the director's flower is very important to me, but I believe that if it were you, you would make the same decision as me. If there is nothing wrong If not, I'll go back to the sports team first, and see you, Director."
After saying these words, he left gracefully, and Caesar and Li Kai were left watching his back petrified in the wind. Li Kai rubbed his temples with some headaches: "As a teacher, you must put your own gains and losses on the students. Behind the interests, if you guys don't fight over these small things in the future, I will definitely deal with you seriously."
"Yeah, even if Brother Yu is pretty, you can't treat Brother Yu as a woman!"
"So, brothers, in order to protect brother Yu's chrysanthemum, let's fight!"
"..." Yan Xiaoyu tugged at his clothes again, but his eye circles became even redder. Who are these grass-mud horses? ! ?
Following the sound of yelling, the younger brothers standing at the door all rushed towards Caesar, swords and swords flying in the air, Yan Xiaoyu watched his newly bought quilt and mattress turn into a ball of cotton wool, he immediately There is an urge to cry == Nima, he would rather be raped than lose so much personal property, isn't it said that personal property is sacred and inviolable?
However, even if there are enough younger brothers and enough momentum, Caesar's strength is indeed not to be underestimated. He held the wrist of the younger brother who was rushing forward, and then twisted his arm slightly, but the knife slammed at them This move made many people have to stop, but Caesar took advantage of this gap to rush to the window sill, opened the window and jumped down: "I swear if I don't get you, baby!" Don't give up!"
When Caesar disappeared from everyone's sight, Yan Xiaoyu opened his mouth wide in surprise, but the confident words kept echoing in his ears, and everyone was silent for a moment, just looking at the place where Caesar disappeared, as if they had seen Ghostly.
After a while, Wu Kong broke the silence first: "Brother Yu, what floor is this?"
Hui Xiaoyu didn't even blink: "The fifth floor."
Everyone: "..."
"Fucking brother, is this f*cking human?"
"Even if he is a foreigner, his cell structure may be somewhat different from ours, but he won't mutate too much."
Yan Xiaoyu sniffed, but suddenly sat up and patted on the bed, his dark eyes were fierce and domineering, and countless cotton waddings flew in an instant, as if it was snowing in August: "Brother, the quilt! And the Simmons mattress !"
"Brother Yu, which do you think is more important, the chrysanthemum or the mattress?" After a long while, someone asked weakly.
The corners of Yan Xiaoyu's eyes twitched, but he raised his head like a proud flower peacock, clenched his fists tightly and made a clicking sound: "Damn! Check it out for me, and you must give me this bastard." Get it out, don't waste his dick, I'm so fucking swearing I won't be human!"
So from this day on, Yan Xiaoyu has an additional ideal, from counting money at the beginning to sleeping with cramps in his hands to sleeping to waking up naturally and becoming someone's second child!
The doomed sleepless night is doomed to be late for work in disguise, but this time Yan Xiaoyu is smart, he doesn't plan to climb over the wall, he intends to carry forward the fine traditions of the Chinese nation and walk through the gate openly.
However, when he finally moved to the door, he found that Li Kai was standing at the door of the security room next to the door, admonishing someone domineeringly.
Spitting stars fluttered in the air with the wind, so at a certain thrilling moment, Yan Xiaoyu actually saw a rainbow.
Because Li Kai was standing facing the security room at this time, Yan Xiaoyu planned to sneak around the security room to avoid being discovered by Li Kai, but when he walked behind Li Kai, the person Li Kai was training suddenly He stretched out his finger and pointed at Hui Xiaoyu: "Director, that's him!"
Fuck me, is this considered to be shot while lying down?Hui Xiaoyu turned his head expressionlessly and saw Caesar's handsome face still with panda eyes.
"Teacher Yan, you're late again." Li Kai's face was very gloomy, as if the sky would collapse in the next moment.
Yan Xiaoyu wiped the tip of his nose very chicly, with an aura very similar to the Five Heroes of Langya Mountain: "Director Li, I was wrong."
Yan Xiaoyu admitted his mistake very seriously, but the corners of his slightly raised eyes were sizing up Caesar carefully.
Caesar still maintains his signature smile, his already white teeth look spotless against the background of blond hair, except for the redness and swelling of his right eye, his whole body is almost perfect.
"Okay, I already asked him just now, so now I'll ask you why you were late." Li Kai stared at Yan Xiaoyu closely, but his face was expressionless and a little stiff.
Yan Xiaoyu raised the corners of his mouth gently, with a refined look, but he didn't have the slightest bit of scorn in the past: "...Actually, I really don't blame my director for this, I met a shameless person in the park yesterday. A gangster wanted to pick chrysanthemums. You must know that it is the responsibility of every Chinese citizen to protect plants and public property, so I tried to stop him. Fortunately, I succeeded, but because it was already midnight, when I returned home The sleep time is obviously insufficient, but I think the director can forgive me, because I saved the life of a flower!"
The corners of Li Kai's mouth stiffened obviously when he heard the reason he gave, and then he looked at Yu Xiaoyu gloatingly: "Do you know what Caesar's reason is?"
"Well, what do you think?" Yan Xiaoyu looked humble.
"...Caesar said that he went to the park to pick a chrysanthemum, but a man tried to stop him, and then the two fought, resulting in him being punched in the face when he missed the flower. And just now he said that the person who stopped him happened to be you, and since your reason is also the same, then what Caesar said has been confirmed." Li Kai nodded and analyzed with great momentum.
Yan Xiaoyu put on a bitter face and looked like he was cheated. Nima can make up a reason to match the number. Now the two of them should be able to win the big prize by buying and betting on double-color balls together?
Caesar smiled and raised his eyebrows, looking extremely arrogant.
Li Kai, however, shook his head resentfully: "I said, what age are you all? Are you doing this for a broken flower? Don't you know that colleagues should live in harmony?"
Yan Xiaoyu nodded very seriously: "Of course, you don't understand that the director's flower is very important to me, but I believe that if it were you, you would make the same decision as me. If there is nothing wrong If not, I'll go back to the sports team first, and see you, Director."
After saying these words, he left gracefully, and Caesar and Li Kai were left watching his back petrified in the wind. Li Kai rubbed his temples with some headaches: "As a teacher, you must put your own gains and losses on the students. Behind the interests, if you guys don't fight over these small things in the future, I will definitely deal with you seriously."
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