physical education teacher

When Yan Xiaoyu walked to Grade [-], the noise inside was extremely ear-piercing. He frowned and walked in, but found that there was no teacher inside, and the students below were eating and playing cards leisurely, just like at home. Hui Xiaoyu is not a person who likes to meddle in other people's business, but out of professional ethics, he still walked to the podium and patted the table: "Shut up, or please let me out with the least friction!"

Yan Xiaoyu's voice was as clear and loud as ever, but he lived up to everyone's expectations and calmed down the students below, going out with the least friction?They reflected for a long time before they realized that the meaning of this sentence was to get out. Li Kai grabbed it.

"Who are you? What right do you have to control us?" His voice was full of arrogance, and he thought that Yan Xiaoyu was a mobile value teacher, so his eyes were full of contempt and contempt.

However, Yan Xiaoyu just smiled faintly: "Student, it's no use no matter how much you despise me. We are both made in China. I'm just an ordinary Chinese. Harmful."

After a few sentences, he suddenly changed the subject: "By the way, where is Caesar?"

After hearing his words, the arrogant boy seemed to be so angry that he could spew flames from his eyes: "What's your name?"

Yan Xiaoyu raised the corner of his mouth: "Answer my question first."

The boy smiled provocatively and squinted at him: "He's in the office."

His tone was very calm, but the students below were all chattering: "He took our class flowers to the office!"

"That's right, we abused our power during class and forcibly took away our goddess, beast!" A thin boy with glasses said in grief and indignation.

The corner of Yan Xiaoyu's mouth twitched, could this guy eat both men and women?

"Thank you, let's take a step first!" Now in Yu Xiaoyu's mind, Caesar is an out-and-out beast. He even brought the flowers of a goddess-level motherland to the office privately, and he has seen them countless times. Yan Xiaoyu, who knows the office is a place where jq frequently occurs, was furious for a moment after hearing the news. At this moment, he wished that he could become a superman who wears underwear backwards and saves the world!

After saying this, he turned around and was about to leave, but the arrogant boy said suddenly: "Stop, you haven't answered my question yet!"

There was a sense of coldness and childishness in his voice, but Yan Xiaoyu just uttered a name in a hurry and left quickly: "Please call me supperman!"

"What!" The young man looked annoyed when he saw his back disappearing in a blink of an eye. He is the only son of the teaching director. Because of Li Kai's doting, he has been like the emperor of this school since the day he entered school. People dare to offend him like this.

"Do you know who he is?" He looked at the students in the class and asked impatiently.

The girl sitting in front of him pressed her temples in distress: "It seems to be the most handsome teacher Xiaoyu who was in the newspaper last time!"

The boy raised his eyebrows and sneered, "The most handsome teacher? He just looks like a pretty face."

Because the other teachers have all gone to the conference room, Caesar is the only one in the office at this moment. Yan Xiaoyu looked in from the window, only to see Caesar talking to a very innocent little girl, who bit her The lips seemed to be holding back something.

Seeing this scene, Yan Xiaoyu's kindness that he had accumulated over the years exploded in an instant. He wanted to be more domineering and just kick open the door and rush in, but rationality finally defeated emotion. Yan Xiaoyu knew that his skills were inferior to others, so he acted The strategy of knowing yourself, knowing your enemy, and winning every battle first opened a gap in the door and then sneaked a peek inside.

Caesar yelled at the crush with a sullen face: "You don't know what 18 points is? Are you sure you don't know, you definitely don't know, you really don't know?"

Little Meimei's head drooped lower and lower, looking very pitiful.

Yan Xiaoyu clenched his fists like an angry youth, bird. beast, bird. beast!Facing women, they don't even know how to pity and cherish jade!

Caesar slammed the table: "Okay, then I'll tell you!"

He looked at Xiao Meimei and raised the corners of his mouth with a half-smile, then suddenly picked up a blank answer sheet from the table and put it on the ground.

Just when Yan Xiaoyu and Xiao Meimei didn't know what he was going to do, he suddenly raised his foot and stepped on the answer sheet, then turned the answer sheet over, and stepped on it again: "Hey, give me a good job." Watch."

He looked at the little crush with a sneer, but Yan Xiaoyu planned to break in the next moment to stop this beast!

While speaking, Caesar put the answer sheet into the card reader.

Then he took out the answer sheet and put it in front of Xiao Meimei's eyes, but at this moment, tears burst out of Xiao Meimei's eyes in an instant, and her long eyelashes were stained with crystal liquid, making her look extraordinarily pitiful.

What's on that answer sheet?Could it be that the fruit photo of the crush was printed on it?Seeing the colorful lights reflected from the tears of the little girl, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he opened the door suddenly and rushed over: "Caesar, you bastard, don't bully beautiful women! You must know that they are for the harmony of this society." It has made a great contribution, after all, seeing beautiful women has many benefits."

Speaking of this, Yan Xiaoyu obviously paused for a moment, took a deep breath, and then began to list them one by one: "First, beauties are good for the eyes: Seeing beauties quickly adjusts the eye nerves, eye muscles and retina, speeds up the blood circulation around the eyes, and achieves The effect of improving eyesight and nourishing the spirit.

Second, beauties nourish the heart: No matter men, women, or children, seeing beauties all feel pleasing to the eye, and the mood suddenly brightens up and feels great!

Third, the beauty soothes the liver: who has the heart to get angry with a beautiful sister?Seeing the charming eyes of a beautiful woman, one is going to melt, where is the anger?

Fourth, beautiful women nourish the stomach: beautiful and delicious, seeing a few more women a day is equivalent to eating delicious food with complete color, aroma and taste, and comprehensive and reasonable nutrition.

Fifth, beautiful women moisten the lungs: when seeing a beautiful woman, body fluid will be produced in the mouth unconsciously, and the breath will be held.Often accompanied by beautiful mm, often as high as 6500 vital capacity.

Sixth, beauties strengthen the kidneys Seeing beautiful beauties will generally cause men to secrete more male hormones faster, which can strengthen the kidneys and body.

Seventh, beautiful women help relieve depression. When you look at it when you are in a bad mood, you will easily distract your attention and forget some troublesome things.eighth.......

As mentioned above, the benefits of looking at beautiful women are almost endless for three days and three nights. If you hurt a beautiful woman like this, it may cause her depression and the consequences will be unimaginable. If she can't stand the blow and commit suicide by jumping off the building, it will be a great loss to our society Ah, Caesar, you are an eternal sinner! "