One Piece's Abnormal Existence

"Say it again, run away?"

Kong He sat on the chair, put his feet on the table, and said with an angry expression on his face, "Do you want to listen again? They all ran away!"

After all, Yubone was proud of his grand plan. He wanted to show his useful body in front of his mistress Katerina, but now it was all ruined. How could it be possible that all the credits that were already easy to grab are now gone!

Genos held a bottle of beaker, and the green speckled liquid was shining in the beaker, "Then I have to ask the good subordinate you recruited, that Belus who eats everything, I extracted these locals from the wine you drank yesterday. There is no doubt about the liquid of the plant, if I hadn’t made it in time, you would have gone to see God if you survived until today.”

Fishbone recalled the feeling that life would be worse than death in the middle of last night, "Then how come I got better so quickly?"

"Cough, cough, cough!" Genos coughed anxiously and said, "Then...that's because you are drinking pure detoxification liquid, if not for the lack of time, everyone can drink pure detoxification liquid, otherwise it would not be drinking now After finishing the diluted antidote, it can only save such a small life and turn it into such a half-dead state."

In the end, the furious Yubone looked up to the sky and screamed, "It's really unreasonable, it's really unreasonable, my..."

Before he could finish his words, the phone bug on the table started to blare, and Kong He knocked his foot on the table, and Kong He knocked down the microphone.

"Hey, Yubone, you bastard, you haven't reported to my old lady once in so many days, how is Crocodile!" The voice of the phone bug is impressively that of that old witch Katerina, who has always cared about her appearance , but why is the sound so ugly.

With a plop, the fishbone knelt down softly on the ground. Yesterday he and his subordinates were too happy to catch Crocodile, so they held a banquet all night, and forgot to inform Katerina in advance. As a result, he and his subordinates were not only poisoned, but were also calmly escaped by Crocodile and his gang. How can you tell him to answer now.

"Hi, this is Konghe, how is Madam doing these days?"

As soon as he heard Kong He's voice, Katerina's old-fashioned laughter came out of the phone bug's mouth again, "Really, I am happy when I hear your voice, why are you so likable."

[Can I slap you? 】

"Where is it? Madam has vision and can trust me so much. I have a good news and a better news here. I don't know which one Madam wants to hear?"

The old man in the phone bug couldn't stop laughing, and Kong He's eardrums were about to bleed, "That's a good relationship, every time I see you, there will be good things, and my heart will be wiped with honey." Same. Then let’s start with the good news, my wife likes to hear the good news the most.”

Kong He pondered for a while, "The good news is that we have captured the Shamate Islands and defeated the sand crocodile Crocodile, which greatly frustrated his spirit. Now he has run far away. Congratulations to the lady's territory Another big step!"

There was a click, I don't know what Katerina smashed on the other side of the phone bug, she tried her best to suppress her voice and said, "You said a big setback, did you mean a big setback!"

"Yeah, what happened to the big setback?"

Sure enough, in the next second, Katerina's loud voice was about to explode the phone bug, "Everyone has run away, and it's too late to say anything. He used to have a place to stay and he could catch them all. If he starts to fight guerrilla warfare with my mother , how much painstaking effort does my old lady have to put in to kill him, are you serious about fulfilling the covenant!"

On the other hand, Konghe seemed to have a clue in his heart, and replied slowly: "Madam, there is another better news that I haven't heard yet, so anxious?"

"Okay! Then you can clean your mouth and tell the old lady better news, or else the old lady will turn her face, it's up to you whether you dare to accept it or not!"

Kong He took a deep breath, the old witch Katerina was still too presumptuous, she even dared to yell at him, but even so he had to speak out calmly, because he took advantage of the trend and also inserted several times in the dark If he doesn't tell it, no one will listen to him and he will be extremely upset.

"The better news is that the Kaido Pirates sneaked into our place before, and he took advantage of the chaos to rescue Crocodile, who was already in his pocket last night."

"What!" Fishbone jumped over, covered the microphone with his hand, and pinched Konghe's neck with the other hand, "Don't you know all this, why didn't you tell me, why did you frame me, Why did you treat me like this, did I offend you!"

The phone bug also let out a loud roar, "Nura Konghe! What kind of tricks are you trying to play, Yubone? Why did I send you to follow me? Are you happy to fool me!"

As soon as Yubone heard Katerina's voice, his bones softened, "It's not ma'am, all of this has nothing to do with me, I don't know anything, it's all Nuliang Konghe who is framing me, ma'am!" But he He forgot to cover the microphone with his hand, presumably Katerina didn't even hear a single punctuation mark in his words.

But Kong He disappeared in front of the fish bone with a bang, along with the phone bug, and the next moment Kong He was sitting on the balcony, "Moxi Moxi, can you hear me ma'am?"

"My old lady has heard about your future, do you want to die!"

"Ahem!" Konghe organized the next words, "But because Kaido's subordinates played tricks on Crocodile, not only did he instigate all his subordinates, but also caused Crocodile to cut off one of his own. Hand, I'm afraid it's in the order of revenge, ma'am, you have to lean back consciously, it's Kaido who should have a headache now, right, if the sand crocodile goes crazy, the whole sea will not be calm, right? "

Phew... A gust of wind blew by, and there was no sound from the phone bug for a long time, "Moxi, Madam, are you listening to me, Moxi, Moxi?"

"Kaikaikaikaikaikaikaido!" Those who didn't know on the phone bug thought that the old hen had laid eggs, "Are you kidding, Kaido! Did Kaido also send his men to kill the Matt Islands? When did it happen? , No, how long has that person been dead!"

"Judging from midnight last night, it's been five, six, seven or eight hours. Who cares about these things? In short, madam, you can sit back and relax now. Are you happy? I'm already looking forward to that bastard Crocodile taking that When the guy named Kaido turned upside down."

"No more!"

Kong He was stunned for a moment, "Ma'am, please speak slowly, I didn't hear clearly!"

Kong He saw that the whole phone bug started to sweat, in short, he looked like he was seriously ill, and Katerina on the phone bug's side also had a dying expression, "My mother said that I don't want to kill Mater Islands, I will give it to you , Anyway, we are an alliance, aren’t we? This archipelago should be considered as a site given to you by my mother. From today on, you can develop freely here, and have nothing to do with my mother! Yubone, you can follow them from now on. And sent them!"

After Katerina finished speaking, she snapped the phone button, and Konghe looked at the fishbone in a dazed state, "You don't want such a big island anymore? You still do it like this before, otherwise why is your territory so big? many?"

Fishbone jumped up all of a sudden, "You don't know if you're going to die, don't you know when you get into trouble, Kaido, the big pirate Kaido, you don't even know about such a deadly person, how can you mess with the new world! "

Genos didn't understand either. He had lived an otaku life for the past few years, how could he have the time to listen to so many famous names, and of course he was bored to start construction.Immediately said: "Is that man named Kaido so amazing, even more exaggerated than Whitebeard?"

"You guys are really convinced! Whitebeard doesn't care about our life and death, but Kaido is famous for looking for trouble, and he will go to suppress wherever there is resistance. Now his subordinates are all dead here, so now Whoever occupies this island is his enemy, so what do you say!"

Kong He nodded, really didn't understand the rules of the new world, how could everyone have such a famous name? Not bad right?"

"Try the knife!" Yubone was about to go crazy, "It would be good if he didn't cut you into sashimi, it's over, I'm on the same boat with you now, Madam must have abandoned me just now I have been hidden in the snow for so many years, and I will be sentenced to death as soon as I come out, God, why do you always make me suffer!"

Kong He put the phone bug back on the table, "Run, what are you doing now that you look like this."

"What about you?"

Yubone was just talking too much, but Gilgamesh, who came to chat, overheard him, strode in and opened his mouth and said, "Then do you need to ask, of course we left together, this island is related to us anyway It’s not too big, and it’s not a pity to lose it.”

Kong He looked at Gilgamesh and said, "Are you leaving like this? I still want to try how much Kaido is. It's rare to meet such a master. Wouldn't it be a waste not to communicate with him?"

Gilgamesh said very firmly: "As long as he is still alive, we will have opportunities to waste with him in the future, but we can't do it now, the new world really has no order at all, and this king wants to see more things. Being entangled by a group of forces earlier is a bit sloppy. Also, what you did yesterday, Nephibit, has already told this king, Genos, you dare to be an accomplice and upset so many people, when did you learn from it. "

"The team leader asked me to make the medicine. I didn't expect it to be so effective." After speaking, he shrugged as if he had nothing to do with me, without considering how Yubone felt now.

"You, you, you, what on earth do you want to do? All the good cards in your hand have been ruined by you!" Yubone's heart was already broken at this moment, "What is my fate when I meet you? I won't even give me a way out!"

Gilgamesh comforted him, "Didn't it already be given to you, take us out of here immediately, or you want to wait here to die?"

The fishbone did not come up in one breath, but was pulled away with a rattling sound.