What makes Ji Bei better than Xue Mi is that when he finds that this problem occurs repeatedly, he will want to solve it once and for all.He is willing to solve this process, no matter what price he pays.

What's the point of kneeling on the keyboard... This is what he searched on the Internet some time ago, and the title he searched was, "Ten ways to stop your wife from being angry".What a planner he is.

Look, isn't this coming in handy?

He was so shameless, but Xue Mi couldn't get off the stage, so he could only stare at him and said: "Get up and talk, don't make it so funny!"

I don't know what other people's husbands kneeling on the keyboard look like. Anyway, Xue Mi thinks that her husband kneeling on the keyboard is also domineering and condescending, with no attitude of punishment at all.

He had an "I just can't get up" look on his face.

Xue Mi was silent for a while before saying, "I want to take a picture of you and post it on Twitter."

Ji Bei: "..."

After a while, Xue Mi brought over a small cardboard with graffiti on it and asked him to hold it up.

Ji Bei looked down and found that it said: I will never scold my wife again.

"...Aren't you angry with me today? Why did I scold you?"

Xue Mi: "You know."

Ji Bei: "... Can Xue Mini stop holding grudges like this?"

Xue Mi: "No."

Ji Bei struggled to stand up, but suddenly Xue Mi pressed his shoulder hard and pushed him back.

Ji Bei: "!!!"

it hurts!

Xue Mi suddenly lowered his head, kissed him, and said with a smile, "Ji Bei."

Ji Bei: "..."

Why does he seem to have lost the initiative?

But at this moment, he just wants to look at her: "If I do what you say, will there be a reward?"

"The reward is that I... don't get angry anymore."

Ji Bei laughed and said, "Too little."

"But Ji Beibei, things like the past cannot be erased, they will become eternal problems between you and me."

Ji Bei: "..."

Xue Mi: "Otherwise, you can also follow our procedure once."

Last procedure?

Hit your head on the bedside table first!

Then get scolded by her again!

Then ask him to search every room again!

runaway!

Poor to see a psychiatrist! !

In comparison, it's just embarrassing... the whole world, that's all.

Ji Bei pursed his lips and said, "Add a kiss."

Xue Mi shook his head and laughed: "Keep an inch."

He stood up straight and wanted to leave.

Ji Bei hugged her waist and carried her back, measured her flat belly with his big hands, and said in a low voice, "Xue Mi, okay, just a kiss."

He turned to kiss her belly.

Xue Mi: "...I suddenly changed my mind. I don't think this is a decent punishment for you at all."

Ji Bei hurriedly said: "It's too decent!"

As he spoke, he loosened her waist, pretending to be pitiful, but his eyes were like a big lion staring at its prey.

Xue Mi looked at him sullenly.

Ji Bei: "..."

Sixi suddenly patted the cot: "Papa! Humph! Papa! Humph!"

Ji Bei: "Sixi called me..."

As he spoke, he wanted to stand up.

Xue Mi: "Kneel down!"

"..." He could only kneel down again.

In the end, Ji Bei had no choice but to lift the small wooden board above his head: "Xue Mi, you can shoot."

Xue Mi hugged Sixi and put it on his shoulder.

Sixi happily patted Papa's head: "Papa, Papa!"

Xue Mi was still adjusting the camera. Hearing this, he looked up and said, "Be careful not to drop Sixi!"

Ji Bei had no choice but to reach out and grab Sixi with one hand.

Sixi grabbed his hair obediently.

Ji Bei: "..."

"Click" one.

Xue Mi set up the tripod and set up continuous shooting.

Suddenly Sixi fell off Ji Bei's shoulder, Xue Mi was taken aback.

Ji Bei quickly went to catch Sixi with his backhand, and he caught it!But Sixi gave him a left uppercut!

"Bad papa! Bad papa!"

Xue Mi rushed over and snatched Sixi, and Ji Bei quickly hugged her waist.

In the end, because of the pain in his knee, Ji Bei rolled to the ground with his wife and child in his arms.

Fortunately, Ji Bei's first reaction was to put Xue Mi and Sixi on his belly.

Ji Bei was also terrified, kissing the older one and the younger one: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid..."

Xue Mi pinched him angrily: "You..."

Before he finished speaking, Sixi grabbed his cheek again with her small paws.

Ji Bei's face was squeezed out of shape, and finally he was a little aggrieved and said: "Xue Mi, is it okay? You can go to Twitter and leave me alone."

Xue Mi struggled to get up with her daughter in his arms, and said angrily, "Didn't you tell her not to let her fall?"

Ji Bei spread his hands and lay flat on the ground, looking like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

Xue Mi was just joking with him at first, and thought it would be good to take two photos to entertain himself.

As a result, she is now so angry that she immediately tweets.

Picking and picking, I picked a photo of Zhang Jibei kneeling on the keyboard with a card on top of his head, and a photo of Sixi beating him, and tweeted them.

Not long after it was posted, when I looked up, I saw that Ji Bei was also holding a small tablet, and he and Sixi were lying on the bed with their heads on their heads, laughing foolishly.

Xue Mi was stunned for a moment, then checked Twitter...

Ji Bei's Twitter has silently posted two pictures of him hugging Xue Mi and Si Xiqin respectively!The card fell on his long leg, and the handwriting was still obvious.

His caption read: Don't be mad at me, I love you, baby.

Xue Mi: "..."

Then Xue Mi's tablet rang crazily, and the comment information was scrolled down like a group chat record.

Xue Mi slammed the tablet angrily: "Ji Bei! I want you to admit your mistake! I don't want you to be cute!"

Ji Bei and Sixi looked back at her together, their expressions were exactly the same.

Ji Bei smiled without saying a word.

Sixi: "Cuckoo..."

Xue Mi glanced at the group of Twitter fans who wanted to eat dog food every day, turned around angrily and went out.

As a result, I just walked out the door...

She saw that Special Assistant Shen hugged Luo Mei and kissed him in the hall downstairs.

Xue Mi was dumbfounded.

Luo Mei resisted quite fiercely, but was pushed into the sofa by Special Assistant Shen.

Xue Mi ran to the stairs and looked at it with relish for a while.

Ji Bei followed Sixi on his shoulder, took a look, and said with a smile, "What's the matter?"

Xue Mi said softly: "I can't tell that Special Assistant Shen is quite aggressive. What does he want to do?"

Ji Bei smiled.

Special assistant Shen is not without feelings for Luo Mei.It is precisely because of this that he is too indulgent.

"A lot of times, a man's indifference and indifference are actually just a kind of self-protection. I asked him to take care of Luo Mei. If she is not obedient, she might just use force." Ji Bei said coolly.

Xue Mi: "..."

She suddenly found that Special Assistant Shen carried Luo Mei back to the room, and Luo Mei's resistance was not so strong...

Xue Mi smiled lowly, and said, "Ji Bei, you are not a good person."

Ji Bei: "???"

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