Chapter 191
Su Yumeng's pretty face flushed anxiously: "I... how can I help you?"
Bai Xuan: "Help me up there!"
Su Yumeng: "Shameless..."
Bai Xuan: "Daughter-in-law, you can't just sit and watch me pee my pants. Now you are with me. I peed my pants, and I need you to help me change them."
Su Yumeng was very tangled, for a long while, she gritted her silver teeth, and said, "Bastard, I owe you in my previous life... Stand still and don't move around."
She turned her face away, but groping with her weak and boneless hands, she pulled down Bai Xuan's shorts.
Then he hesitated for a long time, finally bit his lip and grabbed there.
Su Yumeng's heart was beating non-stop, her mind was blank, and she was thinking about some messy things in a daze.Oops...how is it so thick and long, how could it be possible for me to be so small...Is this guy reincarnated from a donkey...
The girl scolded herself in her heart: Su Yumeng, Su Yumeng, how can you be so perverted, what are you thinking...
She said fiercely: "Hurry up and pee!"
Bai Xuan: "I didn't aim."
Su Yumeng: "Asshole, what do you want to aim at?"
Bai Xuan's head was full of black lines: "Daughter-in-law, you didn't aim at the toilet. If you piss like this, you'll hit the wall."
Su Yumeng fumbled and put it down: "Are you ready?"
Bai Xuan: "Go a little to the left."
Su Yumeng asked, "What about now?"
Bai Xuan: "It's too late, go a little to the right..."
Su Yumeng: "How about this?"
Bai Xuan: "Go down a little bit."
Su Yumeng cooperated a little further.
Bai Xuan: "Well, we have to go a little to the left..."
Su Yumeng was furious: "Smelly rascal, you're never done, are you?"
Bai Xuan: "Okay, okay... That's it, stop scolding, I can't pee."
This guy was scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously just now, and at a glance, he felt like he was about to pee his pants in a second.But now, Su Yumeng waited for a long time, but he didn't pee.
"Hey... Are you ready?"
Bai Xuan: "Don't talk, I'll brew it..."
Su Yumeng was completely speechless, too!Anyway, I touched it, so I don't care to help him pinch it for a while.
But after a while, she realized something was wrong.
At first it was pinched by two slender fingers, but after a while, the thing got bigger and bigger and couldn't be pinched anymore.
Su Yumeng gritted her teeth: "Bai Xuan, are you peeing or not!"
Bai Xuan: "Daughter-in-law, I can't pee like this."
Su Yumeng: "There are so many shit things, tell me quickly, what do you want..."
Bai Xuan: "Otherwise, move your hand twice?"
Su Yumeng was taken aback: "How do you move?"
Bai Xuan: "Front, back, left, right, it doesn't matter how you move, you have to find a way to help it turn off the flame."
Su Yumeng suddenly realized, pinched his waist and scolded: "Bastard, you really think I don't understand anything, do you? Hurry up and pee, or I'll cut it up..."
Bai Xuan: "Okay, okay... Let me adjust it, who made my wife so charming."
Su Yumeng snorted coldly and ignored him.
Ten minutes later, Bai Xuan shivered, and finally relaxed.
Unexpectedly, with such a shake, two drops fell on Su Yumeng's hand.
"Ah..." Su Yumeng exclaimed, as if getting an electric shock, she quickly let go, gave Bai Xuan a hard look, then ran to the sink, and washed her hands well.
She rubbed her sore wrist and stared at Bai Xuan with a displeased expression.
Originally, I thought it would be over with just a little support, but I let her hold her for more than ten minutes without moving...
After pestering Bai Xuan to the hospital bed, Su Yumeng angrily ignored him.
Bai Xuan joked: "Daughter-in-law, your little face is flushed and your eyes are full of peach blossoms. What are you thinking? Are you thinking of me?"
Su Yumeng: "Get lost!"
Bai Xuan: "Peel an apple for me."
Su Yumeng gave him a blank look, but obediently peeled an apple for him.
She handed over the apple, and Bai Xuan grabbed it and took a bite.
I'll go, Su Yumeng's eyes widened.
Didn't this guy just say that his arm suffered an internal injury, and he would feel dizzy if he moved his fingers?
Look at him eating the apple so happily, there is no sign of injury on his arm.
be cheated!
Needless to say, Su Yumeng knew that Bai Xuan must have deliberately taken advantage of her.
She scolded angrily: "Bastard! Okay, how dare you lie to me."
Bai Xuan didn't know why, so he took another bite of the apple and asked, "When did I lie to you?"
Su Yumeng: "Didn't you say that you can't move your hands?"
Bai Xuan was taken aback, embarrassed, pretending to be stupid, throwing the apple, his arms paralyzed there, crying out in exaggerated pain: "Ah...it hurts me to death...quick, wife, give me a massage...I want to very painful……"
Su Yumeng gritted her teeth, and said sinisterly, "Hmph, I want a massage, right? I'll do it for you."
She grabbed Bai Xuan's hand and bit it hard.
Bai Xuan couldn't pretend anymore, this girl smacked so hard, it hurt him so much, while struggling, he shouted: "Hey! Are you a cat? You have sharp teeth and sharp mouth... Let go..."
Su Yumeng didn't let go, but bit hard.
Bai Xuan: "Su Yumeng, you are trying to murder your husband!"
Su Yumeng still didn't let go.
Bai Xuan was quick to get wise: "Hey, hey, hey... Just now you went to wash your hands, and I accidentally threw a few drops on my hands. I haven't washed my hands yet, how does it smell?"
Ah!
Su Yumeng quickly let go of her, spat non-stop, grabbed a bottle of mineral water on the table, and kept gargling.
Bai Xuan teased her: "Oh, daughter-in-law, why are you drinking randomly? This is a mineral water bottle, but there is no water in the bottle. When you didn't come, no one took care of me. I was in a hurry to urinate, so I had to find a way ..."
Su Yumeng was about to be driven crazy, so she rushed forward and pinched Bai Xuan's neck: "Bai Xuan, I'm going to kill you!"
Bai Xuan hurriedly begged for mercy: "Haha...the heroine, please spare me, I'm just joking...that's really mineral water, I just opened it and drank a few sips, or I'll take another sip for you..."
Su Yumeng didn't listen, and still threw herself into his arms, scratching and scratching.
The two were fighting together, at this moment, Jiang Xiaolou suddenly came.
The little girl stood at the door, not hiding any hostility in her eyes, staring at Su Yumeng intently.
Su Yumeng also frowned and looked at her.
A woman's sixth sense is extremely strong.
Isn't there such a saying?A girl in love has an IQ comparable to that of Einstein.
Su Yumeng could tell at a glance that Jiang Xiaolou and Bai Xuan had something to do.
Jiang Xiaolou could tell at a glance that this was the real rival in love.
Su Yumeng let go of Bai Xuan, straightened her clothes and hair, squinted her eyes and said threateningly to Bai Xuan, "Okay, old cows eat tender grass, you can even deal with this kind of girl."
Bai Xuan said, "This is really not what you think."
Without waiting for him to explain, Jiang Xiaolou came over, hugged his arm, looked at him affectionately, and asked Jiao Didi, "Big Demon King, who is this auntie?"
Aunt?
Su Yumeng was so angry that she couldn't laugh or cry.
She is only 24 years old, and she is only five years older than Jiang Xiaolou.Besides, President Su is well maintained.The skin is delicate and smooth, and the complexion is as fair as jade, not much worse than that of a baby.
Obviously, Jiang Xiaolou deliberately angered her.
Bai Xuan felt dizzy for a while.
The blessing of Qi people, hugging left and right, men in the world, eight or nine out of ten dream of it.
But if you really want this kind of blessing, you must first face the jealousy.
Three women in one play.
How many are there in Beihai now?
Su Yumeng, Jiang Xiaolou, the big star Jiang Jing, and Bai Xuan who only sent him a message once but never showed up.
I went!I will have a headache later...
ps: Those who spend money to watch are all brothers. Today is ten more, so we must work hard.In the future, it will be updated every day, and it will try to be as brutal as possible.Thanks to all the food and clothing parents...
(End of this chapter)
Su Yumeng's pretty face flushed anxiously: "I... how can I help you?"
Bai Xuan: "Help me up there!"
Su Yumeng: "Shameless..."
Bai Xuan: "Daughter-in-law, you can't just sit and watch me pee my pants. Now you are with me. I peed my pants, and I need you to help me change them."
Su Yumeng was very tangled, for a long while, she gritted her silver teeth, and said, "Bastard, I owe you in my previous life... Stand still and don't move around."
She turned her face away, but groping with her weak and boneless hands, she pulled down Bai Xuan's shorts.
Then he hesitated for a long time, finally bit his lip and grabbed there.
Su Yumeng's heart was beating non-stop, her mind was blank, and she was thinking about some messy things in a daze.Oops...how is it so thick and long, how could it be possible for me to be so small...Is this guy reincarnated from a donkey...
The girl scolded herself in her heart: Su Yumeng, Su Yumeng, how can you be so perverted, what are you thinking...
She said fiercely: "Hurry up and pee!"
Bai Xuan: "I didn't aim."
Su Yumeng: "Asshole, what do you want to aim at?"
Bai Xuan's head was full of black lines: "Daughter-in-law, you didn't aim at the toilet. If you piss like this, you'll hit the wall."
Su Yumeng fumbled and put it down: "Are you ready?"
Bai Xuan: "Go a little to the left."
Su Yumeng asked, "What about now?"
Bai Xuan: "It's too late, go a little to the right..."
Su Yumeng: "How about this?"
Bai Xuan: "Go down a little bit."
Su Yumeng cooperated a little further.
Bai Xuan: "Well, we have to go a little to the left..."
Su Yumeng was furious: "Smelly rascal, you're never done, are you?"
Bai Xuan: "Okay, okay... That's it, stop scolding, I can't pee."
This guy was scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously just now, and at a glance, he felt like he was about to pee his pants in a second.But now, Su Yumeng waited for a long time, but he didn't pee.
"Hey... Are you ready?"
Bai Xuan: "Don't talk, I'll brew it..."
Su Yumeng was completely speechless, too!Anyway, I touched it, so I don't care to help him pinch it for a while.
But after a while, she realized something was wrong.
At first it was pinched by two slender fingers, but after a while, the thing got bigger and bigger and couldn't be pinched anymore.
Su Yumeng gritted her teeth: "Bai Xuan, are you peeing or not!"
Bai Xuan: "Daughter-in-law, I can't pee like this."
Su Yumeng: "There are so many shit things, tell me quickly, what do you want..."
Bai Xuan: "Otherwise, move your hand twice?"
Su Yumeng was taken aback: "How do you move?"
Bai Xuan: "Front, back, left, right, it doesn't matter how you move, you have to find a way to help it turn off the flame."
Su Yumeng suddenly realized, pinched his waist and scolded: "Bastard, you really think I don't understand anything, do you? Hurry up and pee, or I'll cut it up..."
Bai Xuan: "Okay, okay... Let me adjust it, who made my wife so charming."
Su Yumeng snorted coldly and ignored him.
Ten minutes later, Bai Xuan shivered, and finally relaxed.
Unexpectedly, with such a shake, two drops fell on Su Yumeng's hand.
"Ah..." Su Yumeng exclaimed, as if getting an electric shock, she quickly let go, gave Bai Xuan a hard look, then ran to the sink, and washed her hands well.
She rubbed her sore wrist and stared at Bai Xuan with a displeased expression.
Originally, I thought it would be over with just a little support, but I let her hold her for more than ten minutes without moving...
After pestering Bai Xuan to the hospital bed, Su Yumeng angrily ignored him.
Bai Xuan joked: "Daughter-in-law, your little face is flushed and your eyes are full of peach blossoms. What are you thinking? Are you thinking of me?"
Su Yumeng: "Get lost!"
Bai Xuan: "Peel an apple for me."
Su Yumeng gave him a blank look, but obediently peeled an apple for him.
She handed over the apple, and Bai Xuan grabbed it and took a bite.
I'll go, Su Yumeng's eyes widened.
Didn't this guy just say that his arm suffered an internal injury, and he would feel dizzy if he moved his fingers?
Look at him eating the apple so happily, there is no sign of injury on his arm.
be cheated!
Needless to say, Su Yumeng knew that Bai Xuan must have deliberately taken advantage of her.
She scolded angrily: "Bastard! Okay, how dare you lie to me."
Bai Xuan didn't know why, so he took another bite of the apple and asked, "When did I lie to you?"
Su Yumeng: "Didn't you say that you can't move your hands?"
Bai Xuan was taken aback, embarrassed, pretending to be stupid, throwing the apple, his arms paralyzed there, crying out in exaggerated pain: "Ah...it hurts me to death...quick, wife, give me a massage...I want to very painful……"
Su Yumeng gritted her teeth, and said sinisterly, "Hmph, I want a massage, right? I'll do it for you."
She grabbed Bai Xuan's hand and bit it hard.
Bai Xuan couldn't pretend anymore, this girl smacked so hard, it hurt him so much, while struggling, he shouted: "Hey! Are you a cat? You have sharp teeth and sharp mouth... Let go..."
Su Yumeng didn't let go, but bit hard.
Bai Xuan: "Su Yumeng, you are trying to murder your husband!"
Su Yumeng still didn't let go.
Bai Xuan was quick to get wise: "Hey, hey, hey... Just now you went to wash your hands, and I accidentally threw a few drops on my hands. I haven't washed my hands yet, how does it smell?"
Ah!
Su Yumeng quickly let go of her, spat non-stop, grabbed a bottle of mineral water on the table, and kept gargling.
Bai Xuan teased her: "Oh, daughter-in-law, why are you drinking randomly? This is a mineral water bottle, but there is no water in the bottle. When you didn't come, no one took care of me. I was in a hurry to urinate, so I had to find a way ..."
Su Yumeng was about to be driven crazy, so she rushed forward and pinched Bai Xuan's neck: "Bai Xuan, I'm going to kill you!"
Bai Xuan hurriedly begged for mercy: "Haha...the heroine, please spare me, I'm just joking...that's really mineral water, I just opened it and drank a few sips, or I'll take another sip for you..."
Su Yumeng didn't listen, and still threw herself into his arms, scratching and scratching.
The two were fighting together, at this moment, Jiang Xiaolou suddenly came.
The little girl stood at the door, not hiding any hostility in her eyes, staring at Su Yumeng intently.
Su Yumeng also frowned and looked at her.
A woman's sixth sense is extremely strong.
Isn't there such a saying?A girl in love has an IQ comparable to that of Einstein.
Su Yumeng could tell at a glance that Jiang Xiaolou and Bai Xuan had something to do.
Jiang Xiaolou could tell at a glance that this was the real rival in love.
Su Yumeng let go of Bai Xuan, straightened her clothes and hair, squinted her eyes and said threateningly to Bai Xuan, "Okay, old cows eat tender grass, you can even deal with this kind of girl."
Bai Xuan said, "This is really not what you think."
Without waiting for him to explain, Jiang Xiaolou came over, hugged his arm, looked at him affectionately, and asked Jiao Didi, "Big Demon King, who is this auntie?"
Aunt?
Su Yumeng was so angry that she couldn't laugh or cry.
She is only 24 years old, and she is only five years older than Jiang Xiaolou.Besides, President Su is well maintained.The skin is delicate and smooth, and the complexion is as fair as jade, not much worse than that of a baby.
Obviously, Jiang Xiaolou deliberately angered her.
Bai Xuan felt dizzy for a while.
The blessing of Qi people, hugging left and right, men in the world, eight or nine out of ten dream of it.
But if you really want this kind of blessing, you must first face the jealousy.
Three women in one play.
How many are there in Beihai now?
Su Yumeng, Jiang Xiaolou, the big star Jiang Jing, and Bai Xuan who only sent him a message once but never showed up.
I went!I will have a headache later...
ps: Those who spend money to watch are all brothers. Today is ten more, so we must work hard.In the future, it will be updated every day, and it will try to be as brutal as possible.Thanks to all the food and clothing parents...
(End of this chapter)
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