Chapter 243

Bai Xuan shouted: "Uncle, can you rent your boat?"

The man was motionless and seemed not to have heard him speak.

Bai Xuan raised his voice and yelled again: "Uncle, I'll give you money, let me go around."

"I'm not your uncle."

Bai Xuan's head is full of black lines, brother is nice to discuss with you, but you are putting on airs.

But soon, he lost his resentment.

The man slowly took off the hat on his head.

With just one glance, Bai Xuan was convinced.

I went, with silver hair and very long hair, combed from the front to the back of the head, neatly tied together.The beard on the chin is ten centimeters long.

This old man is a fairy, and his age is estimated to be at least eight or ninety years old.

Bai Xuan is in his 20s this year.At the age of eight or ninety, he can be his grandfather.

Opening his mouth to call someone uncle, he thought it was very polite, but it was a failure.

Bai Xuan was a little embarrassed: "Old man, I didn't see that you were wearing a bamboo hat, so I'm sorry."

The black-covered boat slowly approached the shore, and the immortal old man stared at Bai Xuan for a long time before uttering two words: "Come up."

When Bai Xuan boarded the boat, he looked at the old man with admiration even more.

There is a jug of wine in the bow and a roll of books in the stern. They catch purple mandarin fish and wash white lotus roots.The artistic conception of this old man is really beyond the comprehension of ordinary people like him.

The volume at the stern is very old.

Bai Xuan didn't know the cyan cover and a few small seal characters.He flipped through two pages at random, and the inside was also written in Xiaozhuan, which he couldn't understand at all.

Bai Xuan said, "The old man is not an ordinary person."

While rowing the boat, the old man smiled half-smile: "What do you say, little brother?"

Bai Xuan pointed at the book, and said, "How can it be possible for an ordinary old man who reads books in ancient fonts?"

The old man smiled: "Who said I can understand?"

Bai Xuan was taken aback: "You don't understand your book?"

The old man laughed loudly: "Of course I can understand."

Bai Xuan was confused.

The old man said: "Don't be dazed, you can read a few pages later, and you can understand it."

Curiosity arose in Bai Xuan's heart, and he turned directly to the middle, and suddenly, his head was covered with black lines.

Sure enough, I can understand.

The characters are still the same kind of Xiaozhuan.

But there are illustrations!

The illustrations are not that serious illustrations.Outlined by a fine brush, a woman with long hair and classic baldness is half kneeling on the ground, and there is a man behind her, who is making hard sex in a strange posture...

Dare to be so frightened that such a tall book turned out to be a **** comic.

This old man is really old and unscrupulous.

Bai Xuan laughed awkwardly, and gave a thumbs up: "The old man is old-fashioned, good job."

The old man said: "Do you like it? Here, there are [-] ancient figures, all of which are classics among the classics, and the summary is extremely comprehensive. Kowtow to me three times, and this book will be given to you."

Bai Xuan: "Farewell. I took a few glances, and the poses here are too difficult. Even if I can do it, the girls probably aren't so delicate."

The old man: "Hehe... This is the first time I know that there are such stupid boys in the world."

Silly?

Funny.

Brother kneels down and kowtows three times to you, just for a broken book, that would be stupid.Yes, the illustrations in your book are indeed very strange, but it is the 21st century, what is there on the Internet?Random search, a lot of weird poses.Besides, in this regard, I have an old driver to take care of me.

As long as Uncle Xue wakes up, won't that brother become a master in bed in minutes...

Bai Xuan didn't want to discuss the comfortable position with an old man who was estimated to be 90 or [-] years old.

He changed the subject: "Old man, you have a long life this year."

The old man glanced in the direction of Nalan's house and said, "That little fox from Nalan's house, when he sees me, he will call grandpa."

Grandpa?

I go!

What is the concept of grandpa?It's my great-grandfather's father.Grandpa is Grandpa's father.

Nalanhu called him grandpa, Nalan Huaide, and he was about to call him grandpa.

Bai Xuan counted with his fingers.

纳兰怀德今年53岁,就算他老子比他大20岁。那也73岁了。就算他老子的老子比他老子大20岁,也93岁了。

Even if his father's father's father, that is, Nalan Huaide's great-grandfather, is 20 years older, he will be 110 years old.

The old man in front of him, with a ruddy complexion and a childlike face, is actually over a hundred years old.

Bai Xuan felt sincerely: "Master Nalan really knows how to keep healthy."

The old man: "Who said my surname is Nalan?"

Bai Xuan was taken aback: "Didn't you say that Nalanhu wants to call you grandpa?"

The old man: "If I call you grandson, will you take my surname Huang?"

Bai Xuan: "..."

This old man's surname is Huang?I go!I really didn't spoil the last name.

Bai Xuan has a surprisingly good temper today.So good that he himself was a little baffled.

The old man's tone was very aggressive, but Bai Xuan was not angry at all.Not even in the mood to be angry.

The old man seemed too lazy to chat with him, and said, "Come on boy, help me watch the fishhook, and I will meet Luoshen in my dream."

Damn, this is the first time I've heard someone describe Chunmeng so elegantly.

Bai Xuan was speechless.

The old man leaned against the stern and fell asleep with the book on his pillow.

The boat has reached the middle of the lake.

Bai Xuan fixed the boat and had nothing to do, staring at the hook.

More than ten minutes passed, let alone a fish was hooked, the fishing line didn't even move.

It's okay, Bai Xuan has always been patient and can wait.

Half an hour has passed, around the awning boat, under the lotus leaves, there are fish playing and swimming. Doesn’t it look like there are no fish?Why don't you bite the hook?

Bai Xuan wondered, could it be that the bait has been eaten long ago, so it's useless to sit here now?

His patience was finally used up.

Pull up the fishing rod to see if there is any bait left.

But what happened next made Bai Xuan almost cry in depression.

There are fishing rods, fishing lines, and hooks, but his third uncle and grandma's, not to mention serious baits, even the hooks are not serious.

That fishhook is straight at all!

In ancient times, there was Jiang Taigong who fished with a straight hook, and those who wished to take the bait, but what they caught was not fish, but the country.

You are an old man, and you still imitate others, what are you going to catch?Fishing for a mermaid?

Bai Xuan threw the fishing rod away, Grandma is a bear, she stopped fishing, and now she is still fishing with wool.

But at this moment, his eyes suddenly fell on a lotus leaf not far away.

Under the lotus leaf, looming, there is a person floating.

Burlap trousers, handmade cloth shoes, cheap t-shirts.The man was lying on his back, floating on the water, and he was wearing a pair of oversized sunglasses, which looked ridiculous.

Wait, sunglasses!

Bai Xuan suddenly remembered something, his face changed drastically, and he jumped into the water without saying a word.

After a while, it was none other than Mao Xiaomiao who rescued the man on board.

(End of this chapter)

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