The domineering bodyguard of the female president

Chapter 307 Be reserved

Song Linger is not welcome?

Well, the girls in the school, maybe because of jealousy, because of envy, some don't like her.

But boy, which one should pat his chest and say that he doesn't want to have a never-ending relationship with Song Linger?

But Song Ling'er didn't explain, she was really happy that Bai Xuan could really think so.

She smiled and said: "Yes, yes, yes... You are the only man in the world who dares to be friends with me. What a handsome guy, you are so handsome, are you afraid that the sisters in my dormitory will look at you?"

The two chatted along the way and became very familiar with each other.

They are like friends for many years.

Bai Xuan almost flew into the sky with these two handsome compliments.

He was very happy in his heart, especially wanted to pull Su Yumeng's younger sister Su Yuyan over, look... look... You kept saying that you were ugly back then, look at Song Linger, how classy she is, how good her aesthetics are.

amount……

Let’s not talk about grades or grades.

It's really hard to say about the aesthetics of men.

Song Linger was studying archeology, and when she went out with her instructor, she was also digging through graves, facing a pile of skeletons.Su Yuyan studied art.

From this point alone, as an outsider, I support Su Yuyan more.

Bai Xuan put on a cool pose.

Sitting upright, looking at Song Linger's mobile phone camera, freeing his right hand, he gestured for scissors and placed it on the rough old face that hadn't been cut in two days and was full of stubble.

Well, double quotes should be added to this pull.

Bai Xuan was cynical, but he didn't take it seriously at all.When this photo got out, the sisters in Song Linger's dormitory would probably think that he was the uncle of Song University's beauty, and he was purely abducting and selling girls.

But it doesn't matter. Of course, it doesn't matter how some indifferent people evaluate him.

Just like what Bai Xuan said to Su Yuyan back then: You can't judge a man by his face.

What to watch?

It depends on the bones.

Bai Xuan has a responsibility, Bai Xuan will never give up, when everyone thinks there is no way out, Bai Xuan fights all by himself.Bai Xuan seemed careless, but he was surprisingly good at doing things properly.

This cynical and foolish man, who would never be able to wait for elegance just by looking at his appearance, showed all the outstanding qualities a man should have in front of Song Linger.

They had known each other not long ago, but in such a short period of time, Bai Xuan had already left a perfect image in this girl's heart that would shock her for a lifetime and would never be erased in her lifetime.

Well, in fact Bai Xuan is not perfect.

After all, this man is ambiguous with too many girls.

But Song Linger didn't think so.Maybe she has some regrets, but Song Linger always believes that her regrets will not affect Bai Xuan's perfection in the slightest.

Which man is not a little "special"?

That's right, Song Ling'er summed up Bai Xuan's passion with the word "special".

This photo is ugly.

At least several times uglier than Bai Xuan himself.He didn't capture Bai Xuan's aura at all, what was left was all frivolity, foolishness, and contempt.

But Song Ling'er didn't care at all.

She looks fine.

Because what she saw was Bai Xuan's inner self, she knew that this man was like the most mellow wine in the world, packed in a jar, it looked inconspicuous, but as long as he took a sip, or even got closer, he could be drunk for lifetimes.

Song Linger sent the photo.

After a while, the sisters in the dormitory responded to the message one after another.

"I'll go! What the hell is this guy?"

"Ling'er, listen to my sister, don't be too hard on it."

"Ling'er, do you lack fatherly love?"

"No, no, did this guy give you ecstasy soup?"

……

Song Linger hugged the phone and laughed non-stop.

Bai Xuan asked curiously, "What did your sisters in the dormitory say?"

Song Linger: "Say you look like Daniel Wu! You're so handsome out of the Milky Way!"

Bai Xuan suddenly felt dizzy and flustered, wiped his hair like a chicken coop, stroked his sparse beard, and said smugly: "That's right! With my brother's image, I don't know how many girls I can stand on the street Let me throw myself into your arms. Let me tell you, even if I get married one day, I don’t dare to publicize it. If the news spreads, countless girls in the world will be heartbroken and then commit suicide. Sin... Sin..."

Song Linger burst out laughing.

She is just like Bai Xuan, with a variety of styles.

Song Linger was still flipping through her phone, and suddenly said, "Bai Xuan, how do you count?"

Bai Xuan was bragging, but couldn't stop the car: "That must be good. Addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division within [-] million, eight digits after the decimal point, how complicated numbers, you don't even have to think about it, just open your mouth. Give you the answer."

Song Linger said: "Okay! Listen carefully, what does 1+9+0 equal?"

Bai Xuan: "It's so simple? I can count with my toes, and the answer is ten."

Song Linger: "Wrong!"

Bai Xuan was stunned: "Wrong? Sister, we can't be big-chested and brainless. How could it be wrong?"

Song Linger smiled happily, not at all angry at the colorful words like "big breasts and no brains". She blinked her eyes and reminded: "I said what is equal to, but I didn't say what the answer is..."

Bai Xuan was taken aback again: "Is this a joke?"

Song Linger smiled mysteriously.

Bai Xuan knew what it meant.

This is a joke, and it is a joke with great connotation.

The little girl from the Song family tested Bai Xuan's jokes, so she was playing big swords in front of Guan Gong's door.Who is Bai Xuan?Duanziwang ah!

Back then when I was chatting with Bai Ru on WeChat, all kinds of dirty jokes came up easily.Leng Shi brought an innocent little police flower into the ditch.

Besides, Bai Xuan knows the essence of jokes, when the goddess says something inexplicable to you, if you don't understand, then you don't need to understand, just throw her down.

This kind of children's simple joke is completely a "pushing question" for a "dirty demon king" like Bai Xuan.

Well, I think the word "send forced questions" is going to be popular.

1 homonym is "to".

The homonym of + is "to marry".

The homonym of 9 is "just".

The homonym of + is "to marry".

0 Huhai over there means "you".

Therefore, 1+9+0 means "marry you if you want to marry"!

Bai Xuan was dumbfounded, and there were 100 billion in his heart, I went to practice to form a line.I don’t know if he’s handsome or not, but he’s out of the Milky Way.

God treats him well. If Bai Xuan sees Uncle Xue, he will burst into tears with excitement. Let Uncle Xue see that a few years ago, when he was squatting on the curb, he could only watch you hug left and right. The man who took the girl to play, unexpectedly has today!

Did you see it?

One of the four beauties in China's rivers and lakes, the most beautiful school belle of a famous school in Shanghai since its establishment in a century, took the initiative to confess to her brother, marry you if you want to marry!

Bai Xuan's excited JJ all moved.

He didn't dare to be rude, what if someone really just happened to see this passage and didn't understand the meaning, so why not give it to him?

Bai Xuan made a joke when he misunderstood.

Therefore, at this time, you must be reserved!implicit!implicit!implicit!implicit!implicit!implicit!implicit!

Who said important things have to be said three times?Brother Feng can say it eight times!

Bai Xuan was a little embarrassed, scratched his head, and asked very subtly: "Sister, is it a car?"

(End of this chapter)