Looking for the lost ship girl

It wasn't long before he got the interview notice, and the time for the interview gradually arrived. At this time, Su Gu was standing at the interview site. To be honest, he was a little nervous now.

The location of the interview was not as exaggerated as it was said. The light in the room was good, and it didn’t feel like a prison cell.However, I also heard that there are many examination rooms, and it is possible that the one I am in and the one I heard about are not in the same place.But no matter what the interview environment is, in short, now he is standing alone in the center of the wide room.

There was a table in front of him, and there was only a pen and paper on the table. He opened the seat and put it on the bench. At this time, the interview had not started, and the examiner didn't see it, so his eyes turned around.Clean white walls, deep red and heavy curtains, and a realistic world map. The map has an artistic style. A girl wearing a heavy black ship suit is drawn on several oceans on the map.Su Gu had also acquired a lot of knowledge. He recognized that those girls were the flagships of the deep sea, and Fortress Ji liked them very much.Then his gaze followed the wall to the ceiling. The ceiling of the room was very high. It is better to describe the ceiling as a vault.Then he saw the windows on the wall in the front direction. This room actually has two floors, and the interviewer is on the second floor. This is really a strange room.

Sitting at the bottom and looking up, the examiners in the examination room couldn't see the face clearly. He remembered that in the past, in order to prevent cheating in the world, officials were even transferred from other places to be interview examiners, but now they can't even see people. It would be too easy to cheat .It's really not particular, Su Gu slandered in his heart.

At this time, a voice came out: "You are thinking about something bad."

Su Gu also heard that Jian Niang was sensitive, and she didn't feel it before, or that her Jian Niang could tolerate her not delving into what she said, but at this time the interviewer opposite didn't think about it.

He quickly said, "Nothing, nothing."

Without further investigating Su Gu's psychological thoughts, one of the examiners flipped through Su Gu's information, which was filled out before the original exam, and there was also a written exam paper.

A voice came out: "Don't be nervous. The interview is actually just asking some very simple questions. After all, there is a shortage of admirals everywhere. We still hope that many people will become admirals."

Very simple question?I believe you have a ghost.

The voice on the stage continued: "This is an interview, not an exam. If you feel that the questions we give involve privacy, don't answer them if you don't want to answer them, but try to answer them if you can. You may find some questions strange, but We have our own research."

"Then let me ask first, do you like mischievous and disobedient ship girls? Tell the truth."

Su Gu was silent for a while and decided to answer honestly, he said: "To be honest, I don't like it."

"why?"

To be honest, Su Gu is still very honest, he replied: "Even if it is Jian Niang, I can't find an ancestor to come back."

"But the ship's wife and the admiral are very close."

"Husbands and wives pay attention to raising their eyebrows and respecting each other as guests. Brothers also pay attention to brotherhood and brotherhood. Parents pay attention to father's kindness and filial piety. The admiral and the ship's wife should not go too far. She is mischievous and disobedient. I will teach her. I don’t know what to do if I teach it many times and don’t listen.”

In the game, it can naturally be dismantled and disassembled into resources, or it can be fed as dog food. To be honest, Lihui is so ugly that he doesn't even keep the illustrated book ship. However, these things can't be done now, and it's not easy to do.But speaking of his real thoughts, Xiao Zhai is obedient and cute, and Lexington is gentle and generous. Of course he likes it very much, but he doesn't like a ship girl who really has a mess.

"Then you don't like your daughter if she is disobedient?"

"of course not."

"Then why doesn't the ship's wife like it?"

"Because my daughter is my daughter and belongs to me."

"Your ship's wife is also yours."

"My daughter is really disobedient and won't change after repeated admonitions. I will beat her. It's not easy for Jian Niang to beat them, and I can't beat them."

"If they are really disobedient, you can beat them, but they dare not beat you."

One question ended, and then another examiner's question came, and her question was obviously much less reliable than the previous one.

"Your mother and your wife fell into the water at the same time, and you can only save one. Who do you save? No matter who you save, the other will be angry. How should you answer at this time so that neither of them will be angry?"

Is it to test my ability to adapt to the situation and tell lies?But your question is too classic.

Su Gu said: "Then let's say, whoever is the closest to the shore will be rescued."

"How close is that?"

"Just tell them, save my mother first, then jump into the water and die with my wife."

"What a cunning answer, but your wife will feel that she died first and you separated."

Su Gu said: "Then tell her. Lian Lian. You and I have made an agreement for a hundred years. If anyone dies at the age of 97, he will wait on the bridge for three years."

Asking this kind of question is really incomprehensible, if it wasn't for the important interview ghosts would talk to you.

As if he had guessed his thoughts, the voice on the stage continued: "Is this kind of question difficult to answer? You have a sad face. You think this is a difficult question to answer. You can ask me."

It seems that he is not a very prudent examiner, but since he has the opportunity, Su Gu doesn't mind letting the other party know what it means to be difficult, he said: "Your father and your husband have been enchanted and exchanged bodies. You only have to be with one of them." Chunxiao can only be lifted once, who do you choose?"

Well, let me see how you answer this kind of question?

There was a sudden silence in the examination room, and a voice came out not long after.

"I don't have a father, and I don't have a husband."

Completely evading the question, Su Gu also said: "Then I don't have a wife yet." He said with a little guilty conscience, Lexington is my wife, and Saratoga is also counted. Many.

"Then next question. Have you read a lot?"

Can we move on to the next question?the weak.

Su Gu replied: "There are a lot of them. I have read famous books, fairy tales, myths, and novels."

"What about the book?"

"Read the book too."

"Can you cook?"

"meeting."

……

"What fruits do you like?"

This voice was originally silent, Su Gu replied: "Mango."

Then there was another voice: "Do you know the ship or the ship girl?"

"Fortunately."

"Your wife likes you very much, but you ran away from marriage, and then you were caught again. How can you avoid punishment with the shortest words and the fewest actions?"

"Hold her and call her wife."

……

"Do you like long hair or short hair?"

It is still the original voice asking what fruit I like, and the questions asked by this voice always give people a different feeling from the questions asked by other voices.But he still answered honestly: "I like them all."

……

"Do you like kimonos?"

"like."

……

"Will you cook for your wife?"

"meeting."

"What if she eats a lot?"

"If you eat a lot, cook more, and the food must be enough for people."

……

"what sport do you like?"

"I don't really like any sports."

……

"Many people say that a wife who looks gentle and perfect will have a dark heart, such as Lexington, what do you think?"

"Not so much."

……

I don't know how many messy questions I answered, and the gap between questions became longer and longer at the end. It seemed that the interview was coming to an end.As Su Gu thought about it, the voice that always focused on his preferences sounded again.

"Tell me a love story."

Although the voice was still gentle, this request was a bit too strange.

Su Gu was stunned for a moment. He looked at a figure on the second floor who seemed to be waiting for an answer with his face on his side. He faltered and reconfirmed and asked, "Speaking of love? Did I hear correctly?"

"You heard me right, tell me a love story."