Looking for the lost ship girl

The young man asked the Zen master: "I aspire to be noble and clean, and I can't tolerate this filthy world."

The Zen master took out a bag and asked the young man to put the garbage in the house into it. The young man quickly filled it up, and the Zen master took out another bag.

The young man suddenly realized: "You mean that as long as you have a broad enough mind, you can accommodate the world?"

The Zen master shook his head, pointed to the bag and said, "Put it on, keep on packing it."

Equipped with many realms.

The lowest level of pretense is nothing more than posting deposits, cars, bags, and watches directly in Moments. To be honest, it is annoying to pretend.

Slightly more advanced outfits - the title is the mosquito is terrible, the skin is tanned, or the arm is injured, and the photo is naturally a wrist wearing a famous watch.A photo of a traffic jam reminds everyone not to take this road.You can take pictures of the cab quietly, showing that I have a car, or a luxury car.You can also take pictures of the sexy black silk long legs of the girlfriend sitting in the co-pilot, to show that I have a girlfriend and she is super beautiful.

So what is the highest state of pretending? "I hate money the most in my life. I feel uncomfortable earning [-] million yuan a month because I can't spend it all." "First set a small goal that can be achieved, for example, I will earn [-] million yuan first." "I don't think I am special. Wealthy. They are all from ordinary families, and the living habits of our family have not changed much over the years, at most the house is bigger."

How to install, how to install, this is a university question.

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It was the morning of the second day. Su Gu was sitting on the bench railing above the corridor outside the warehouse of the town guard's mansion, and Missouri was standing beside him: "Someone Su, are you going to the enterprise tomorrow?"

"Yes." Su Gu replied.

"What's the matter?"

"Didn't you read the monthly magazine?" Consultant Su.

In a world with no internet, no mobile phones, and underdeveloped communications, it is quite difficult to exchange information.The admirals had occasional gatherings, and there was a deep-sea ship girl in the exchange, and the labor model Shenhai Yamato was restless again, and a battleship came from the Kamijima department, which looked very easy to deceive.Then the headquarters of Jianniang wants everyone to know something. There is a publication similar to "Half Moon Talk" and "Reference News".However, some things in these magazines are not easy to publish after all, and the headquarters of the ship's mother will summon the admiral every once in a while.

Missouri said, "Look."

"It should be just a routine meeting." Su Gu said.No matter where, even if nothing happens, there are never fewer meetings, only more.

Missouri brushed her long brown hair, and her sexy and seductive lips parted slightly: "So it's decided?"

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.No matter what purpose everyone gathers for, how can there be no boats in a place with an admiral?Capital ships come first, regardless of battleships, battlecruisers or aircraft carriers, which one is more powerful, which one is rarer, which one is more beautiful, and which one to bring.It's just that there are not too many tutelary forts with capital ships, and many admirals only have heavy cruisers and light aircraft carriers, which is barely enough.There are always a few admirals, rather many admirals, only destroyers.There is no way, but I have to bite the bullet.Anyway, big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, and shrimp eat mud.

"I don't know who is better?" Su Gu crossed his arms, he hadn't decided yet.

Missouri said: "Xiao Zhai and Xiao Luo?"

"Xiao Zhai doesn't want to." Su Gu thought to himself, seeing her in the morning, Xiangxiang, Lafite, Cuxin, everyone was playing anyway, and she was the only one sitting on the ponytail looking at comics, staring intently, and talking to her Impatient, "and taking her with you, it is no longer useful to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. Many people know her."

Missouri covered her mouth and snickered: "Admiral, perverted lolicon."

"Editor bastard, accuse me of innocence." Su Gu angrily.

In the new version of "Fleet Girl Guidebook", in the introduction of the Tirpitz, the existence of the juvenile Tirpitz was mentioned.Prototypes, ship equipment parameters, photos, and anecdotes, among which there is one such anecdote - the first juvenile Tirpitz, the cutest in the world, owned by a perverted lolicon admiral, named Su Xiaozhai.Unscrupulous seals were drying boats everywhere, triggering a frenzy of construction.

I don't object to the latter one, but what I said earlier about "the admiral of the perverted lolicon" cannot be tolerated, it is simply hateful, and it is completely slanderous.Obviously, I have so many marriage ships, and I don't have a little girl. I'm much better than those admirals who gave rings to destroyers and entered the gendarmerie repeatedly.

Letting Su Gu argue, Missouri smiled contemptuously, and she said, "Little Luo is not bad, not many people know about her yet."

"Xiao Luo, it's not that she's afraid of her for a hundred thousand reasons, or Tongyan Wuji. Why does this sister wear glasses, that sister's hairstyle is so strange, and that sister looks so scary. If you want to take her there, you must take Nelson Bring it too, although it's not a problem." Su Gu sighed, although he was always at a disadvantage against young girls and little lolitas, but the time they get along with them is still too short now, and after all, it was a little bit worse.

"Actually, I like Changchun very much. She is not like Xiaozhai, she is already very famous. Missile destroyer can be said to be a destroyer, but it is different from a destroyer. It is quite powerful. It is simply the best choice for pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger." Su Gu remembered Seeing Changchun following Yixian's ass in the morning, he chattered non-stop, "But I have taken her out twice."

Missouri asked: "Twice is twice, what's the big deal?"

"Although it is possible, but—" Su Gu said, "Let's put it this way, you have a very beautiful dress, and you wear it every time you go out?"

Missouri glanced at Su Gu, and she took a deep breath.I would like to compare the general tutelary mansion to an ordinary family, and a capital ship can be said to be a car, and it is face-saving to drive out.If it was the tutelary mansion of the European admiral, it would be a wealthy family with many battleships and cars.Come on, it seems that for you, there are too many battleships. It is not appropriate to describe it as a car. It can only be clothes.She said: "If I were the admiral, you would be lying in a pool of blood by now, with eighteen bloody holes pierced by a spear."

Su Gu laughed, noncommittal.

Missouri said: "Indomitable is actually very good. She is very powerful and beautiful. She is also an armored aircraft carrier. She used to work in the West. Many people know her name, but not many people here have seen her."

"Her?" Su Gu shook his head, "Let's forget it, I'm afraid I'll be ridiculed by her sometime."

Indomitable has been well trained by Dafeng, perhaps because he found that too many people in the town guard are stronger than himself, and he is nothing. All in all, his personality has become more restrained than before.But it's just a little better, after all, it's extremely difficult for a ship girl to correct her character.Fortunately, at least it's within everyone's tolerance. In fact, everyone knows the way to deal with her, which is to directly fight without talking.

Missouri just saw California passing by, and suddenly she raised her chin and said, "Just her, California."

"Uh, California is a little more common." Su Gu didn't understand why.Although the California is a battleship, it is somewhat rare.But this time there are a lot of admirals going to the enterprise, with more people and a larger base, naturally there are more admirals with capital ships.California is relatively common among battleships, and it is easy to be compared.

"Don't be superficial, don't pretend to be so blunt." Missouri pursed her lips and smiled. "It can't be a destroyer, it can't be a light cruiser. It's better to be a relatively ordinary and inconspicuous capital ship like California."

Missouri organized the language in her mind: "Well, what is important is to suppress first and then raise. Let's equip California with blasting guns and Plesse underwater protection systems, and then 'my California ship is ugly, what do you think? It's better to change the livery''I always feel that my California's ship outfit is not right, what do you think', look for an opportunity to let her unfold the ship outfit. Where did the bomber come from? Only Richelieu. Where did the Prisser come from underwater Protection system? Veneto only. You see, a big one is installed quietly."

It's not like a game, here, in theory, any ship can be built or salvaged.No matter what kind of equipment, it can be built, not necessarily limited to a certain ship girl.But it is not easy to build such equipment as the blasting gun, even more difficult than the MK6.In general, it can be understood in this way-the history and memory contained in steel are different. There are many steels containing the history and memory of MK6, but not many steels contain the history and memory of explosive guns.Now that you have taken out the explosive cannon, most people will only think that you have built Richelieu and dismantled the equipment, and will not think that you have directly built the equipment.

Su Gu thought about it, and he couldn't help but praise: "It's amazing, Missouri, why didn't I think of it."

"It's nothing." Missouri waved her hand, showing no pride on her face.

Su Gu was thoughtful: "Ginger fish cake, and Oscar?"

"No." Missouri said solemnly, "compared to the blasting gun, there is also the Plese underwater protection system, most of the admirals know about it. Ginger fish cakes, and Oscar are too high-end, and many admirals have never seen it at all. However, I don’t know where it came from. Even if you show it, people don’t know what it is, so why pretend? Do you want to give them science again, only Hood has ginger fish cakes, and only Bismarck has Oscars?”

In the game, players can easily transform a ship girl. It is not easy for a ship girl to grow up here. Many admirals don't even know there is such a thing.

"It's still you who are thoughtful." Su Gu thought about it again, "Missouri, I remember that you have an early model MK7 on you."

Missouri was not happy at the time: "Hey, hey, I kindly gave you an idea, but you still have my idea, it's too much."

"I don't want your equipment, I just borrow it." Su Gu said, "After all, you are mine, so the equipment is also mine."

"You still dare to tease me?" Missouri turned her head a little bit, looking at Su Gu.Just for a second, she smiled, "Yes, I belong to you. So you come to my room tonight, or I'll go to your room."

Su Gu looked serious: "I mean you are my daughter-in-law, not my woman, where are you thinking?"

Missouri patted Su Gu, and she thought of something before she opened her mouth: "Take Bismarck directly, or something like Lexington, that is a simple and rough type of boat drying. Xiaozhai, Xiaoluo, Changchun, they are pretending to be pigs." Eat tiger-shaped boats. The one I just mentioned is a ball-shaped boat. In fact, you don’t have to bring the boat with you to tell people what boat you have.”

Su Gu narrowed his eyes: "How do you say?"

Missouri smiled slightly: "Those admirals with heavy cruisers, light cruisers, and destroyers, you don't care about them, a group of African admirals are nothing more than a group of African admirals, they have already been exposed many times, and they are used to it. Even if they are exposed , can't get pleasure, can't see them crying, it's meaningless at all."

Su Gu interrupted Missouri: "I don't mind, no matter who it is."

"I don't even know how to say hello, don't be so sneering, it's obviously interesting to show the European admiral." Missouri said, "When those people bring Bismarck, no matter what, it's good or bad, you just do it Say, your Bismarck is better, and my Bismarck keeps a straight face all day long. Then draw inferences, you know. When those people have wasps, you don’t have this, so you can say the same, your wasps are so beautiful, I Built several times, just a Yorktown and a CV-16..."

"I'm not in vain. I've known these two tricks a long time ago, and I've used them many times." Before Missouri finished speaking, Su Gu waved his hand, and he thought for a while, "You're not an admiral, but you do understand .”

Missouri suddenly complained. She remembered that when she was still a newbie, there was such an instructor...

Shaking his head, he didn't think about the sad things anymore. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Missouri said: "Actually, let me tell you, what's the use of going to the enterprise this time, even if it's blinding the eyes of those admirals? They will be pinned to the ground and beaten. If you have this time, let’s do something serious. For example, take Yorktown and Bumblebee and try to catch the Enterprise as soon as possible.”

"I thought about it too, but the enterprise is too difficult. As her sister and sister, with such a relationship, it should be easy, but who knows that York City and the Hornet have shot many times, it is not at all...... Well, Maybe it’s just that York City and the Hornet are useless.” Su Gu said that he didn’t really dislike him, he suddenly looked at Missouri, “You are also useless, but you are still a good friend and best friend of the company .”

"Punch you." Missouri raised her eyebrows, "Is that okay?"

Su Gu shook his head firmly: "Of course not."