fishing the heavens
Chapter 820 The Root Cause of Imprisonment
Chapter 820 The Root Cause of Imprisonment
"I'm afraid this is not to tease me..."
Beifeng held back his smile, and the serious atmosphere just now disappeared.
A big green bull was lying on the ground screaming, cursing from time to time.
Four ox feet were broken and thrown aside, leaving the big green ox lying on the ground screaming and cursing.
"I've known for a long time that you rebellious boys have bad intentions and want to step on the old cow and I will take the position!"
Qingniu's face was distorted in pain, looking at his broken foot, he wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Brother, didn't you ask us to break your foot..."
The horse demon's ears fluttered, he touched the back of his head, and said aggrievedly.
"It's a horn! It's Lao Tzu's bull horn!"
Da Qingniu was so angry that he even seemed to forget the pain on his body, spitting stars flew all over the sky, spraying on the two people and the two monsters.
"Haha, idiot!"
The toad demon also couldn't help laughing out loud, and while laughing, he sucked in the pain, not even caring about the half-broken tongue held in his little paw.
"Brother, it's a cow's foot!"
The horse demon was a little puzzled, saying that if you break your foot, it will break your foot, there is nothing wrong with it.
"No problem, steady!"
Beifeng thought to himself, his face twitched, and he could hardly bear it anymore.
"It's the horn on my head!"
There were more and more sparks coming out of Da Qing Niu's nostrils, and he was trembling with anger.
"Enough! Don't make me laugh when I'm mad! I can't help laughing with you, it's embarrassing for me!"
Bei Feng yelled loudly, he couldn't let these funny comparisons continue.
Beifeng scolded, making a group of big monsters and warriors startled.
"That's the end of this matter. Find your own parts and get out."
Beifeng is helpless, with the character of this group of big monsters and warriors, it must be because they are too stupid to be caught!
There is a good saying, what is the root cause of imprisonment?Have you done something bad, committed a crime?
no!
Getting caught is the root cause of jail time!
And why was he caught?
Beifeng looked at the group of big monsters and warriors in front of him, and rolled his eyes, it was really unreasonable not to be caught with such an IQ!
With a wave of the North Wind's sleeves, a wave of energy that oppressed a group of big monsters and warriors swept over, turning them into gourds that rolled on the ground, and rolled out directly, falling outside the cave.
"Quack, my tongue, can you connect it well?"
"Toad, I don't know if your tongue can connect well with me, but the flesh and blood on the arms of these two people must not be able to connect well!"
Da Qingniu, who was carried out by three people and one monster, gloated at the toad that was holding its tongue in its small arms and stuffing it into its mouth.
"Quack, stupid cow, you are not much better! All four hooves have been broken! Also, this monster is not a toad, but this monster is a frog! It's just that I have a little pimple recently!"
The big monster toad was so angry that he held half of his limp tongue in his small arms and threw it at the big green cow's face.
"Moo! It's so powerful, the acne grows for tens of thousands of years."
Daqing Niulian was twitched by his tongue, his eyes were red, and he moved in a blink of an eye, sarcastically.
"Brother, you see that your leg is also broken. The brothers haven't eaten meat for a long time, or..."
"Quack, Gulu, you see that the meat on both of your arms has been sliced into pieces, so why not use it as a waste, let me try it out, Boss."
The horse monster's ears fluttered like two small fans, and its big eyes were full of salivation, looking at the four broken feet of the big green bull.
And the toad demon also wiped the saliva from his mouth with his little paw, and after sucking it in, he looked at his little brother and said.
"Moo!"
Da Qingniu was so angry, sparks shot out from his nostrils, he hurriedly snatched his broken foot back from the horse demon's hand, and put it on his broken limb.
I'm afraid that if I move slowly, my feet will be made into a pot by these bastards.
"I think my foot can be salvaged again, but the flesh and blood on your little brother's arm, Toad, will definitely not be able to get back, how about..."
The big green cow connected his severed limbs, showing a mouthful of sharp white teeth, looking at the pieces of meat scattered on the ground with some excitement.
"No, get out! Ask me again and kill you!"
The big demon toad slobbered, muddying the whole body of Da Qingniu and the others.
"Do you want to communicate with each other, what's the big deal, I'll treat you to a horse's leg next time?"
Da Qingniu said seriously.
"Yes, don't be so stingy, you see my boss wants to treat you to a horse leg? Horse leg!"
"Brother, my old horse has been with you for tens of thousands of years. I have been working hard without complaint. There is hard work without credit. You can't kill a donkey."
The horse demon was on the sidelines, and at the end it felt a little wrong, horse legs?Where did the horse come from in the Qingming Realm besides myself?
At that moment, the horse demon cried to the big green cow with snot and tears.
"Bang bang! Don't worry! This cow is loyal and will not kill a donkey!"
Daqing Niu stood up manually, feeling a little weak under his feet, and slapped his chest so loudly, he bent down and picked up the front hoof that was broken due to too much force just now without changing his expression.
"Brother, my old horse's life will be entrusted to you from now on!"
The horse demon was moved and said hastily.
"I don't know how to kill a donkey, but you are a horse. The one who broke my leg just now is the fastest and the most excited. You should be the first to strike."
Da Qingniu was thinking with a resentful face, thinking about when this guy was not paying attention, he would cut off two thighs to improve the food.
"Gollum!"
"Hey, quack, the big green cow is very loyal, today I am the host, and I invite everyone to eat hot pot!"
The big monster toad sucked the saliva from his mouth, swallowed it without changing his face, and said loudly.
The rest of the people looked at the horse demon with green eyes, which made the horse demon faint.
"Brother, we won't go, I don't have a good appetite."
The boss of the two people whose arms had been cut off flesh and blood picked up their own flesh and blood, with an ugly expression on their faces.
"Quack, are you really not coming? That's a pity."
The big monster toad jumped up and down, squinting at the two of them, with some doubts.
A group of people were discussing outside Beifeng's cave, and their voices wafted into Beifeng's ears, causing Beifeng, who was sitting cross-legged, to shrug his shoulders and endure it very hard.
The voices outside the cave gradually faded away, causing Beifeng to gradually calm down, the smile in his eyes disappeared, and he was as cold as a quiet spring.
"I know too little news, so I will be very passive."
Beifeng did not forget his own crisis, and slowly thought about it.
Right now, I can't contact the sect, so I can only rely on myself.
And I don't know the plans of those giants, so I can only be led by the nose.
As for escaping and hiding in this world until half a year later when the sentence is up before going out?
Don't make trouble, don't talk about whether you can get out of this mountain, even if you get out, the whole world is a world in Emperor Qingming's body.
"Only strength! Only strength is the truth!"
Beifeng shook his head, not thinking too much, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became.
Every point of strength in the coming crisis may increase your chances of survival!
(End of this chapter)
"I'm afraid this is not to tease me..."
Beifeng held back his smile, and the serious atmosphere just now disappeared.
A big green bull was lying on the ground screaming, cursing from time to time.
Four ox feet were broken and thrown aside, leaving the big green ox lying on the ground screaming and cursing.
"I've known for a long time that you rebellious boys have bad intentions and want to step on the old cow and I will take the position!"
Qingniu's face was distorted in pain, looking at his broken foot, he wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Brother, didn't you ask us to break your foot..."
The horse demon's ears fluttered, he touched the back of his head, and said aggrievedly.
"It's a horn! It's Lao Tzu's bull horn!"
Da Qingniu was so angry that he even seemed to forget the pain on his body, spitting stars flew all over the sky, spraying on the two people and the two monsters.
"Haha, idiot!"
The toad demon also couldn't help laughing out loud, and while laughing, he sucked in the pain, not even caring about the half-broken tongue held in his little paw.
"Brother, it's a cow's foot!"
The horse demon was a little puzzled, saying that if you break your foot, it will break your foot, there is nothing wrong with it.
"No problem, steady!"
Beifeng thought to himself, his face twitched, and he could hardly bear it anymore.
"It's the horn on my head!"
There were more and more sparks coming out of Da Qing Niu's nostrils, and he was trembling with anger.
"Enough! Don't make me laugh when I'm mad! I can't help laughing with you, it's embarrassing for me!"
Bei Feng yelled loudly, he couldn't let these funny comparisons continue.
Beifeng scolded, making a group of big monsters and warriors startled.
"That's the end of this matter. Find your own parts and get out."
Beifeng is helpless, with the character of this group of big monsters and warriors, it must be because they are too stupid to be caught!
There is a good saying, what is the root cause of imprisonment?Have you done something bad, committed a crime?
no!
Getting caught is the root cause of jail time!
And why was he caught?
Beifeng looked at the group of big monsters and warriors in front of him, and rolled his eyes, it was really unreasonable not to be caught with such an IQ!
With a wave of the North Wind's sleeves, a wave of energy that oppressed a group of big monsters and warriors swept over, turning them into gourds that rolled on the ground, and rolled out directly, falling outside the cave.
"Quack, my tongue, can you connect it well?"
"Toad, I don't know if your tongue can connect well with me, but the flesh and blood on the arms of these two people must not be able to connect well!"
Da Qingniu, who was carried out by three people and one monster, gloated at the toad that was holding its tongue in its small arms and stuffing it into its mouth.
"Quack, stupid cow, you are not much better! All four hooves have been broken! Also, this monster is not a toad, but this monster is a frog! It's just that I have a little pimple recently!"
The big monster toad was so angry that he held half of his limp tongue in his small arms and threw it at the big green cow's face.
"Moo! It's so powerful, the acne grows for tens of thousands of years."
Daqing Niulian was twitched by his tongue, his eyes were red, and he moved in a blink of an eye, sarcastically.
"Brother, you see that your leg is also broken. The brothers haven't eaten meat for a long time, or..."
"Quack, Gulu, you see that the meat on both of your arms has been sliced into pieces, so why not use it as a waste, let me try it out, Boss."
The horse monster's ears fluttered like two small fans, and its big eyes were full of salivation, looking at the four broken feet of the big green bull.
And the toad demon also wiped the saliva from his mouth with his little paw, and after sucking it in, he looked at his little brother and said.
"Moo!"
Da Qingniu was so angry, sparks shot out from his nostrils, he hurriedly snatched his broken foot back from the horse demon's hand, and put it on his broken limb.
I'm afraid that if I move slowly, my feet will be made into a pot by these bastards.
"I think my foot can be salvaged again, but the flesh and blood on your little brother's arm, Toad, will definitely not be able to get back, how about..."
The big green cow connected his severed limbs, showing a mouthful of sharp white teeth, looking at the pieces of meat scattered on the ground with some excitement.
"No, get out! Ask me again and kill you!"
The big demon toad slobbered, muddying the whole body of Da Qingniu and the others.
"Do you want to communicate with each other, what's the big deal, I'll treat you to a horse's leg next time?"
Da Qingniu said seriously.
"Yes, don't be so stingy, you see my boss wants to treat you to a horse leg? Horse leg!"
"Brother, my old horse has been with you for tens of thousands of years. I have been working hard without complaint. There is hard work without credit. You can't kill a donkey."
The horse demon was on the sidelines, and at the end it felt a little wrong, horse legs?Where did the horse come from in the Qingming Realm besides myself?
At that moment, the horse demon cried to the big green cow with snot and tears.
"Bang bang! Don't worry! This cow is loyal and will not kill a donkey!"
Daqing Niu stood up manually, feeling a little weak under his feet, and slapped his chest so loudly, he bent down and picked up the front hoof that was broken due to too much force just now without changing his expression.
"Brother, my old horse's life will be entrusted to you from now on!"
The horse demon was moved and said hastily.
"I don't know how to kill a donkey, but you are a horse. The one who broke my leg just now is the fastest and the most excited. You should be the first to strike."
Da Qingniu was thinking with a resentful face, thinking about when this guy was not paying attention, he would cut off two thighs to improve the food.
"Gollum!"
"Hey, quack, the big green cow is very loyal, today I am the host, and I invite everyone to eat hot pot!"
The big monster toad sucked the saliva from his mouth, swallowed it without changing his face, and said loudly.
The rest of the people looked at the horse demon with green eyes, which made the horse demon faint.
"Brother, we won't go, I don't have a good appetite."
The boss of the two people whose arms had been cut off flesh and blood picked up their own flesh and blood, with an ugly expression on their faces.
"Quack, are you really not coming? That's a pity."
The big monster toad jumped up and down, squinting at the two of them, with some doubts.
A group of people were discussing outside Beifeng's cave, and their voices wafted into Beifeng's ears, causing Beifeng, who was sitting cross-legged, to shrug his shoulders and endure it very hard.
The voices outside the cave gradually faded away, causing Beifeng to gradually calm down, the smile in his eyes disappeared, and he was as cold as a quiet spring.
"I know too little news, so I will be very passive."
Beifeng did not forget his own crisis, and slowly thought about it.
Right now, I can't contact the sect, so I can only rely on myself.
And I don't know the plans of those giants, so I can only be led by the nose.
As for escaping and hiding in this world until half a year later when the sentence is up before going out?
Don't make trouble, don't talk about whether you can get out of this mountain, even if you get out, the whole world is a world in Emperor Qingming's body.
"Only strength! Only strength is the truth!"
Beifeng shook his head, not thinking too much, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became.
Every point of strength in the coming crisis may increase your chances of survival!
(End of this chapter)
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