A certain scientific Naruto

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A ghost, a ghost that doesn't know what it was originally, is wandering in an unknown place.

Cough, well, judging from the appearance, this place looks like a small-scale station at the level of a small and medium-sized town.

If you look down from a distance, you can see the loose track extending outward.

There is not much traffic here, so it is not necessary in terms of necessity... If it is really such a small station.

"It turns out that ghosts really exist? Can you still compose a posthumous posthumous song after rushing to the street?"

It's not easy to judge the emotion contained in his voice, but after he always felt that he didn't have to take a breath, he accepted many unacceptable things in an instant... Anyway, it's all over the street, so there's nothing unacceptable.

While talking, he walked through the door and walked into the small station.

He has nowhere to go, and as far as the eye can see, there is only such a lonely building here, so... When you come, you come.

From his distance, he could already see the crooked sign hanging on some old buildings. Those few words were enough to explain what kind of place this place was.

"X-wearer logistics distribution center."

Well, there is still such a distribution center in this world. One day, Beijing "beep--" express will deliver things to Tao "beep--"?

Although the word "wear" was missing, it didn't affect his understanding.

After entering the small station, the internal facilities are also very old, and there seems to be only one "staff" facing the door.

"That..." He seemed to want to ask something.

"Please……"

Well, the clerk is a little speechless, but this (ghost) ghost is not polite, he hasn't said anything yet, the other party is already sitting across from him carelessly... Have you figured out the situation, it's just so presumptuous.

"When a person dies, consciousness still exists. Is there such a thing?" He asked directly.

"Why not? The uma hidden in various mountains and seas, the rumored cosmic beings who invade the earth from time to time, the schoolgirl who wears short skirts and doesn't wear fat (these two words are also blocked) times in summer...things you haven't seen before. , doesn’t mean it really doesn’t exist.” The clerk said in a tone full of ‘philosophy’.

There doesn't seem to be any problem with the communication between the two. I don't know if it's because of the same language, or because of direct and deeper soul communication.

But the new spirit didn't seem to come up very much, and he sincerely made it difficult for the clerk to come down.

"That...uma and aliens aside, at least that kind of school girl exists."

"what?"

"Sorry, I've seen that kind of school girl before."

The clerk was stunned for three seconds, then said, "Huh?"

That's why you died - the clerk thought angrily.The most painful thing in the world is this. Others have seen miracles that you haven't seen... or you said it when you put on a tall posture to educate him.

"Anyway, I'm just a temporary worker, and I was suddenly arrested to take over." The clerk could only comfort himself in this way.

"Any questions?"

Sitting across the table, he seemed to be hesitant to speak again, because he finally saw the clerk's face clearly.

"It's nothing important, it's just that you look familiar... So, I want to ask if Dalong is okay?"

"...First of all, I have nothing to do with Dalong. Secondly, it's not a smart person's way to think too much about things that shouldn't be thought about." The clerk said slowly.

The person (spirit) in front of me is no longer at the level of the Dao, but rather not at the Dao level.

"In short, since you can come here, it is enough to show your identity. According to our practice, you will get three chances to draw a lottery, and then you will be sent to an unknown corner."

Even if the other party is not pleasing to the eye, the clerk still needs to act according to the "statutes".

"What's the problem?"

"Not at all, please start right away."

It's a little unclear who is the host and who is the guest. He doesn't have any problems that should be there, and he has a lot of problems that shouldn't be.

The clerk glanced at him sideways, then took out a broken cardboard box from nowhere, placed it in the center of the table, and stretched out his hand as a gesture of invitation.

While reaching in to draw, he asked the clerk, "May I ask what your superior department is, can you tell me?"

"Commercial Confidentiality, Prohibited Matters, No Comments."

The clerk finally showed the attitude that the worst civil servant at the bottom should have.

"Oh, I got it." And he seemed to have expected that he would not hear anything, and immediately turned his attention back to the lottery, "C-level...what do you mean?"

"In our place, everything will be sorted according to certain benchmarks, which can be roughly divided into six levels of EDCBAS."

"Take the category of 'skin' as an example. Below the c-level, there is no function, only appearance, and above the c-level..." He took out another deck of cards similar to poker, and from A random one was pulled out of it.

"For example, the A-level skin, Kagula sauce, the plane-level universe's strongest race, the Night Rabbit, has a big stomach and gluttonous food, and its combat power is beyond the charts. The disadvantage is that it is intermittently afraid of the sun, but it has a whitening function."

"As for the S-rank skin, it's similar to that of Saitama-sensei."

"Oh, for better illustration, we also have the same series of suits..."X-King series loved by the world""

"C-level skin Kiyoshi Handa: A well-known person in daily life, loved by all human beings before the age of 20, and dumped by all Zhengtai after the age of 20."

"B-level skin Sakamoto: A well-known figure in the daily life, this needs no explanation."

"A-level skin Saiki Kusuo: A well-known figure in the supernatural department, a planet-level powerhouse. It is also a "beep-" product that can hang the world. Saiki will never understand the sadness of Kageyama Shigeo. Remarks, after all, the world It is still ruled by the Appearance Association."

"Understood? If you understand, hurry up and smoke, I'm still waiting to get off work."

"I totally get it, and I'm done."

Just as the clerk was beeping blindly, he had already drawn all three cards on his own initiative.

"...Okay, let me see."

"One round of free time, and another round... This is relatively rare, S-level props, you are lucky." The clerk was a little puzzled, did the gods draw it, why is the luck so good?

No need for the clerk to say much, after seeing what he pulled out, he also knew that it must be of S-grade quality, after all, it has both popularity and power.

"In that case... then you can go to platform 1 and take line 0 to leave." The clerk quickly waved his hand, signaling this person (Ling) to leave quickly, out of sight and out of mind.

However, after he took two steps, he suddenly stopped as if he was bewildered, and then turned around and said, "I see, that's how your princess skin came about?"

The clerk narrowed his eyes, and the guy said the last thing he should have said.

"Wait, there is one more thing I almost forgot."

The ghost who was about to leave was pushed back by Shengsheng. At this moment, he finally realized one thing: he seemed too arrogant in other people's territory.

"According to your comprehension, overall quality, and performance just now, it is completely in line with our gift service, so I decided to give you a skin temporarily, just to make up for your time spent in one round."

Anyway, the clerk is a temporary worker, and he doesn't care if he messes up.

The clerk picked up the stack of cards again, and turned over the top card, "Anarchy Panty, commonly known as Pandy, is the older sister of angelic sisters. Well, the hair color matches your props very well."

"Wait a minute, I'm a man!"

"Ghosts have no gender." The clerk had good reason.

"I know Pandey, she is indeed an angel, but rather than saying she is an angel, it is better to say that she is a bitch!"

These days, if it’s a takeover, it’s okay to be patient, long live the forgiveness, the society advocates green, but what the hell is it to wear a skin that has achieved the goal of “killing thousands of people”?

"This gift, can I refuse?"

"Definitely...not possible."

If you refuse, can this still be regarded as retaliation?

"Then at least replace me with someone like you...cough, Dakong Skylark, how about giving me Dakong Skylark?" He finally realized what to say and what not to say.

In short... a pseudo-mother is better than a sex change, hey.

"Dakong Skylark? No, no, rare items like S-level skins are not among the ranks of casual gifts."

"Um... Does Dakong have any side effects? According to your classification, this should be a daily character, right?"

"That's right, Dakong doesn't have any additional effects, but do you know who the world's first fake girl is?"

"Eh... big empty skylark?"

"So, S rank is the treatment he deserves as a race creator."

"Then at least give me my sister instead of my younger sister. This is my last request. Compared with yellow hair, I prefer Hei Changzhi."

"That's okay, but my sister is a devil, and strictly speaking, my sister is blue-haired..."

"It doesn't matter, she's my younger sister anyway... Snake spirit disease is much stronger than ****."

The clerk turned over a card again, and this time the complete message was finally revealed.

"Name: Stocking·Anarchy

Gender: Female

Grade: C

Race: Human/Angel/Demon

Efficacy: 1. Sweets and sugar will increase your concentration and learning ability. On the contrary, the lack of sugar will cause a series of negative effects.

2. You have dual wielding weapon proficiency bonus.

3. The following attire will lead to a significant increase in your combat effectiveness: black gothic lolita dress, blue bow, blue and white knee-length stockings, cat ears, hip-length hair, under the combined effect of your combat effectiveness, Agility, strength, critical strike rate, etc. will all be significantly improved, so please always have women's clothing, your energy is beyond your imagination.

4. Poisonous remarks can increase your personality value.

5. Regardless of whether you were a man or a woman before you got the skin, please insist on being yourself afterward. Please remember that you don’t need anyone’s help, sincerely.

Remarks: 1. Thankfully, we did not prepare the face of the US version, otherwise you can only go to the high-risk world like South Park.

2. Although it has no effect, please remember your transformation spell: the gap between birth and heaven and earth, the lost evil spirit, let the thunder and lightning attached to the sacred girl's underwear smash all filth and filth, and return to the heaven and earth room. "

"Let's just do this..." He argued forcefully as if he had been appointed, "It's a fresh attempt to live in another way, maybe being a woman would be nice."

But having said that, the magic hand he has practiced alone for many years has played its due role at this time. When he reached out to take the card, he took advantage of the clerk's blinking and followed the cover of his sleeve. With lightning speed, he stuffed the "Stroven" card under the pile of cards, and then squeezed the next card into his hand.

What reassured him was that in a trance, he also saw the words "gender male".

After getting the cards, he carefully stared at the clerk's face until the clerk spoke again:

"What are you doing in a daze, you can go."

Well, he breathed a sigh of relief, then pretended to be normal and walked towards the booth... Then he went from slow to fast to fast to fast. At this time, there happened to be a bus leaving here. In fact, he jumped on it.

It doesn't matter what line you are on, in short, let's talk about this damn place first, he really doesn't want to help anyone.

However, did he really hide from the clerk's eyes?

After he left, the clerk immediately took out a piece of paper, but wrote on it:

"Application for processing No. 94250 theft, smuggling and other matters."

This can be regarded as a fishing law enforcement of a temporary worker. I wonder if he has been involved in it before?

After describing what happened, he finally wrote, "In view of the extremely serious situation and the extremely bad circumstances, he is unable and unwilling to take on the historical responsibility of the 'beep--' person in the hacking and blasting match, and proposes to deprive No. 94250 of all the obtained items, Deprive the traveler of their political rights for life, send them to a lightly modified world, and let them take on certain high-risk jobs that no one wants to take on, such as the protagonist's parents...?

In short, the poor ghost can't beat the experienced white hair after all.