A certain scientific Naruto

In this game, our main striker Sandaime Hokage kicked the world wave!

Then the enemy has been submerged in the ocean of people's war!

Well, fortunately, the war does not need to be broadcast live, and even if there is a live broadcast, the identity of the host cannot be handed over to Yu Yi, otherwise he may not be able to say anything.

So looking at the fighting posture of the third Hokage, he can only make up some inappropriate lines.

Although the third Hokage advanced strongly, with a stick sweeping across and vertically, there was no appearance of an all-in-one enemy for the time being, but it seemed that Kazekage was about to be dispatched, and maybe the village chiefs of the two villages would have a head-to-head confrontation.

The third generation of Hokage is strong, but when the danger is about to come, it is necessary to be reminded. It is necessary to do a good job in psychological construction in advance, at least not to be caught off guard, so Yuyi immediately reported this to the headquarters. information.

After the news was passed to the headquarters, the order passed to Yuyi again was to continue to monitor, so that Yuyi would understand what to do. As for the matters on the ground, I believe Tsunade will handle it well.

So Yuyi went forward to monitor the enemy again.

In fact, the distance he travels back and forth is very short now. Basically, he can monitor the entire battlefield by staying in the air in the middle of the battlefield without flying at both ends, because now the ninjas on both sides of the enemy and us have already intertwined, and the entire scale of the battlefield has also begun to shrink.

But just when Yuyi had the heroic mood of "I can fly all day", the bird he sat on suddenly conveyed some kind of emotion.

Yes, although the Yata Crow can't speak like some toads or snakes, but through the contract seal, Yuyi can still feel some of its intentions.

Stepping on the Yata Crow's back, he walked to the upper head step by step, and then squatted down, where he could see the Yata Crow's eyes.

"You want to attack?"

Yuyi patted Yatagaraya's head. Although the eyeballs of the two were out of proportion, they were indeed communicating with each other.

He seemed to be talking to the Yata Crow, but also seemed to be talking to himself.

Yes, the Yatagaraja just conveyed its intention to attack the enemy to Yuyi. Its attack method is unknown for the time being, but if the Yatagaraya wants to lower its height and attack, Yuyi will not agree to it anyway.

At present, his altitude is maintained at about 200 meters. The sky above this distance is basically considered safe, because it is difficult to have ninjutsu with an attack distance of up to 200 meters, let alone attacking air targets.

But if the crow wants to lower its height, that's another matter. If it wants to lower its height to give the enemy a claw, it won't work, and it will definitely be shot down.

"Wait a minute!"

Yuyi instantly understood the Yatajara's attack method!

Can't lower the altitude, but can engage in air strikes!And you can focus on picking targets!

Yes, throw excrement into enemy lines!

Just imagine, if Yata Yata Yata Yata could throw poop on top of Kazekage's head, think about it, that scene... He Shang Shiraishi Hagoromo has established since the establishment of the Ninja Village system, no, it should be since the Six Paths Immortal founded Ninja sect Biggest credit!

The fourth Kazekage was hit by a falling object (some kind of bird droppings) weighing half a ton, and died.

What a tragic life this is, what an epitaph full of breath!

Even if you can't beat him to death, you can kill him with disgust. After being hit by this thing, Yuyi doesn't believe that Kazekage still has the face to show his face.

From now on, when Gaara is born, it will all smell like shit, right?From now on, this will be the family atmosphere of the Fengying family!

So Yuyi not only did not restrict Yatajara's attack attempt, he not only did not restrict, but actively helped to aim, okay?

Among the group of people in the Sand Ninja Headquarters, one of them was wearing a bamboo hat with the word "wind" written on it.

It was because of such characteristics that Yuyi judged that this person's identity was suspected to be Kazekage, otherwise, he didn't know a popular face like Kazekage, so how could he make such a judgment.

That little bamboo hat, is it rainproof?

but……

Do you know how big the attack area is when the Yata crow spreads its poo?Humph, just kidding, that little bamboo hat is useful!

It has been living in the wet bone forest for the past few days, and it has been unable to digest it for a long time. It has been flying for a long time, and it is holding back!

It is a pity that Yuyi guessed the beginning of the matter, but not the end.

The things pulled out by the crows cost more money than poop!

After getting close to the Sand Ninja headquarters, Yuromo calculated the local speed and our speed, and considered the influence of wind speed and air resistance, etc., trying to achieve accurate bombing!

He is ready to make Fengying look like a fool!

The opponent's ninjas had already discovered that there was a bird standing on top of a person flying over the battlefield, and they could have guessed that it was Konoha's detection method, but they had nothing to do with the height and distance.

The actions on his side were exposed under the eyes of the enemy. This was definitely a tactical mistake. It can be said that Hagoromo caused considerable pain to the command system on Sand Ninja's side.

Now the bird flew straight over again, but this time Sand Ninja didn't pay much attention to it, just look at it, anyway, there is no way to attack him in that kind of air, and he can't attack this side either.

What if he was willing to lower his altitude to attack?That couldn't be better, the superior number of people here can knock him down in two seconds, but obviously the opponent is not that stupid.

One ninja, however, found something a little different.

It looks like the bird pulled a white line vertically?

Huh, what is this?

But no matter what it was, in this highly tense battlefield, his mouth reacted faster than his brain.

"Enemy attack!!!"

then……

"boom!!"

A bird's egg with a large diameter fell to the feet of this ninjutsu, but instead of breaking, the egg exploded.

Explode, explode, explode!

Then, boom boom boom boom!

Continuous blasting!

At this moment, Sand Ninja was in a daze again!

It is agreed to love each other and engage in land warfare. Why do you have an air force and bombers?

Referee, this is unscientific, this is not fair!

At this time, not only Sand Shinobi was stunned, Konoha was also stunned, even Yuyi was stunned.

When he saw that the Yata Crow threw down not poop but balls, he actually wanted to persuade him not to spend such a great deal of money, it was all painstaking efforts, young people do not know how expensive eggs are, it will be very hurtful in the future of!

Then, he heard the explosion and the smoke rising from the sand ninja headquarters...

His brain didn't react for a while, what is this?Broken egg yolk?

Then he understood in the sound of explosions again and again, this special meow is not egg yolk at all, but a cloud bomb!

You're a bomber, why didn't you tell me before?Well, it has a limited IQ, it can't talk, and it didn't have a fried feather coat when it was captured that day.

It's hard to say whether Kazekage has been bombed now, but has Hagoromo destroyed Sand Ninja's command system in a daze? !

Shiroyasha, who decided to keep a low profile for the time being, is showing off again, okay?

But Yui didn't think so.

In this war, he is personally very sad.

It's not that he's useless for birds, but he's useless for birds; it's not that he's useless for eggs, but he's useless for eggs!