A certain scientific Naruto

To say that Jiraiya is also a ninja who is lustful and good to the bone, this description is not accurate and comprehensive.

How can it be just down to the bone, this is a character who has accumulated a lustful factor even in his cholesterol.

The character is immersed in the internal organs.

A long time ago, Zilai was also a lecherous young man, now he is a lecherous uncle, and in the future he will become a lecherous old man.

Lust is not a disease, lust kills...

Of course, with this level of hobby, it would be fatal if he was discovered when he exposed his sexuality.

There was also a mistake, but the misfortune he encountered in this incident was purely accidental. It was a small mistake for him to peep, and the bigger mistake was that he met such a miraculous pair of master and apprentice.

One, his voyeurism was exposed by Yu Yi, who is doing good every day, and the furious crowd caused third-degree scratches to Zilai.

Two, Jiraiya's injury was treated by Kushina, so the third-degree abrasion is likely to become a third-degree disfigurement.

From the perspective of industrial engineering, this is called a two-stop one-stop service. You plan the hole and the other bury it. The two completed a tacit cooperation without knowing each other.

But Yuyi was too careless. At that time, he was probably just waking up and ignorant, and he was relatively relaxed in the middle of the leaves, so 80% of his IQ was not online, so he only cared about invisibility and didn't respond to it. Voices are camouflaged.

He also didn't expect to meet Jiraiya again so soon, and what's even more tragic is that Jiraiya also recorded the voice of the culprit...

But even if this matter is said to be too big, it is just a prank, and after finding out the identity of Yu Yi, it is impossible for Jiraiya to really do anything to Yu Yi because of such a joke-like thing.

As a Kage-level powerhouse and a senior ninja from the same village, he still has the stamina.

But he was still very depressed after all.

Jiraiya also wanted to educate Yuyi above the level of persuasion, but unfortunately, this idea was ruthlessly produced by Kushina.

Kushina cast a guardian skill on his disciple, the art of Konoha's good master.

"Mr. Jiraiya, from the bottom of my heart, I think Yuyi has done nothing wrong. Besides, how old are you, why do you still do these extremely boring things every day? Is this kind of thing so interesting?"

Interesting, at this moment, Jiraiya thought so in his heart.

Interesting, at this moment, the answer that emerged in Yu Yi's mind was this.

Interesting, at this moment, these are two words that Minato dare not utter.

Kushina doesn't understand the psychology of male ninjas. She thinks that Minato and Yuromo are on her side, but in fact, the three of them are the ones who have the same heart with each other... They stand together Stand for male humans.

In short, they all still admit that Kushina's words are very instructive.

Moreover, being educated by Jiu Xinnai, who is a junior, is a little embarrassing and a little depressed.

Kushina glanced at Minato, and then strengthened a belief that existed before. Although Minato and Jilai are also masters and apprentices, and they are not masters and apprentices in the general sense, he must be separated from Zilai in terms of life style. .

Jilai also took a look at Minato, the meaning was obvious, this is the time to help say something nice, right?

But Minato smiled sarcastically, as if he didn't see Jiraiya asking for help.

Minato is a smart man, he knew that if he helped Jiraiya speak at this time, he would probably involve himself, and he didn't want to be attacked by Kushina indiscriminately.

Regardless of how great Hokage Namikaze Minato will become in the future, but before that, he was already in charge of his wife...well, he has gone further and further on the road of respecting women.

"Cough cough..."

Yuyi also opened his mouth to speak, he still knows how to read words, and at this time, he still has to give Zilaiye a step down.

"Uncle Ziraiya..."

Here Yuyi used a very familiar tone, and used the title of uncle.

Is there any flaw in the seniority here?Well, not at all.

"I'm really sorry about the previous incident. At that time, I really didn't know that you were the one peeping, otherwise I wouldn't have exposed you..."

"From the point of view of the succession system, we are our own people. Next time, next time, I will cover you all over the place..."

"Hagoromo? I've heard Minato describe you before. Judging from that information, I have every reason to judge that you only yelled after you recognized who I was."

In terms of character setting, is Jirai also such a skeptical ninja?

Moreover, Yuyi squinted at Minato, what kind of indescribable description did Senior Minato describe him?What kind of first impression did Jiraiya form about himself?

It's hard to say.

"Then what, let's leave this question alone. It's all a matter of personal interests and hobbies. Everyone seeks common ground while reserving differences."

Yuyi quickly stopped this topic, is it meaningful to discuss this?

Kushina didn't respond to his words for the time being. She first tidied up the medicine box on the table casually, then stood up from Jiraiya's side, and after moving away from the seat, she sat down next to Minato .

"Hagoromo, sit down."

"Ah? Oh." Hagoromo sat down on Kushina's seat just now, and from here, he could smell the medicine on Jiraiya's face - let's call it that - wafting out.

Well, it is indeed the smell of medicine, which shows that subjectively, Kushina has no intention of poisoning Jiraiya to death...

"Hagoromo, I heard that you performed very well on the battlefield, and almost killed Kazekage?"

After Yuyi sat down, Kushina asked in a curious tone.

Blast to death... This is too exaggerated.

In fact, Kushina still knows the general information, especially Yu Yi's performance on the battlefield. Although she is in Konoha, this is what she focuses on.

After all, Yuyi is her only disciple, and she still cares about his safety.

But she still wanted to hear Yuyi's description of what happened at that time.

"How could this...that level of attack kill Kazekage? At most, the suddenness of the attack will cause him a little damage. Judging from the situation I saw Kazekage a few days later, he is fine. of."

Yuyi sweated a lot, trying to kill a Kage-level powerhouse with a bird's egg, this is probably quite a challenging task.

"As for the attack ability of my psychic beast, I didn't know it at all before. Otherwise, I should be able to make a more careful plan, and the combat effect should be better... But it's a pity, after all, I It’s only been a few days since the contract was signed, and I still don’t know how these psychic beasts fight.”