For many years, it has dyed the day and night
Chapter 884 Do You Think I'm Joking?
Chapter 884 Do You Think I'm Joking?
This stupid woman really doesn't know what's going on in her mind.For such an old man, he actually left himself in that ghostly place!If this is still a trap set by Zhongli Yiling, then she is still dancing so happily, thinking she has done something good!
Seeing that the pavilion master was silent, Li Wei probably knew what was going on from Miss An's cautious tone just now!No wonder the Pavilion Master is in such a bad mood, it turns out that Ms. An couldn't come with him!
The Pavilion Master's mood during those few days was extremely good!It's probably because Miss An is going to live and fly with him soon.But looking at the rapid change of the situation, the dream was suddenly shattered, can the Pavilion Master not be in a bad mood? !
"Daddy~ You're finally back! Xi Yan wants to make you hot!"
Gu Xiyan's calf moved super fast, and hit Gu Beiyan's calf with a "bang", two chubby hands hugged Gu Beiyan's thigh, her small face was still on top of his soft trousers. .
Gu Beiyan bent over slightly, put his arm through his armpit, and hugged him into his arms at once.
"Do you think I will believe you? You are just like your mother, talking nonsense all day long!"
Gu Xiyan pursed her moist mouth in dissatisfaction, "Daddy! You can't put Xiyan and stupid mommy together! Xiyan is so smart! Yes, go to Xiyan's stupid mommy!" Spicy and tired!"
"Where else could your stupid mommy go? She ran away with other men. We were left alone."
Gu Xiyan's small face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd, "Daddy~ Don't lie to Xiyan. Xiyan will take it seriously!"
Gu Beiyan's black eyes fixed on his big watery eyes, "I lied to you, do you have candy?"
"Hmph! Dad, you must be lying! Anyway, Mommy will definitely not abandon Xiyan! Xiyan is so cute, and Dad is not as beautiful as Xiyan, nor is she cute! Mommy If you want to lose it, you must lose it!"
Gu Beiyan raised his eyebrows, "Oh? Really?"
Gu Xiyan raised her chubby chin confidently, with a look of "Imperative".
Gu Beiyan hugged him and walked to the back chair and sat down. Gu Xiyan stood on Gu Beiyan's lap with her mouth pouted, alive and kicking, not afraid at all.
A group of people standing on the side, some lowered their heads, some covered their mouths and discussed privately, and some even laughed.
It seems that the pavilion master really dotes on the little pavilion master!
Gu Xiyan stretched out her little finger to touch Gu Beiyan's short hair, it was hard and a little sticky.
Gu Xiyan touched her little tender hand that was a little bit painful, "Dad, why did you cut your hair! It's so ugly! And it's hard, so blue and thin to the touch! Mommy's favorite is Xiyan hair! It’s so soft and comfortable to touch! So Mommy definitely won’t want a vegetarian daddy!”
Gu Beiyan looked down at him, and Gu Xiyan was taken aback by his gaze.Zami felt hairy on his back, Dad said with a friendly look in his eyes!
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow~"
Gu Xiyan rubbed her eyes with her hands, touched the tears that didn't exist at all, looked at her hair shorter than Gu Beiyan's in the mirror, and couldn't help but let out an aggrieved "ow".
"Xiyan is going to find Mommy! You are bullying Xiyan! You are always envious of Xiyan's hair. Woooooooooo!"
Gu Beiyan waved his hand and asked the barber to go down. Looking at Gu Xiyan's new hairstyle, he nodded with satisfaction,
"Not bad, quite my style."
Gu Xiyan stared at her starry eyes, "Daddy!"
"Boys should have a cropped cut, how handsome. Look at your face now bigger than before!"
Gu Xiyan: "."
"Tell me, what have you been doing here these days?"
Gu Xiyan didn't think much of him at first, even though this was his dad's comparison, she couldn't just cut his mommy's beloved hair like this!Daddy is just jealous that he got Mommy's favor!
snort!However, there is another Lun who is more hateful than Daddy!Let daddy teach him a lesson first, and then have a cold war with daddy!Yes, just do it!
"Dad, I want to report Lun! He bullies Xiyan every day and even threatens Wole!"
Gu Beiyan suppressed a smile and kept a straight face, "Who?"
"Just be him!"
Gu Xiyan pointed to Lan Jing who was standing on the side, Lan Jing stood behind the chair with a cold face, not looking sideways.
Gu Xiyan slid off Gu Beiyan's lap, ran to stand on the chair in front of him, and crossed her chubby waist, "Xiyan tells you! Dad is hotter than coming back now. Seeing that you are still bullying?" Don't bully me!"
Lan Jing didn't even give him a look.
Gu Beiyan walked over slowly, protecting Gu Xiyan behind him, preventing him from falling to the ground,
"Lan Jing, tell me how you 'bullied' my son?"
Lan Jing slightly bowed his body, "Go back to Pavilion Master. Lan Jing didn't do anything too much, but I don't think there is anything wrong with being strict with the young Pavilion Master now. Children should be trained from an early age. Although I am still young now, it is normal to have a little baby fat, but the little pavilion master is indeed a lot bloated compared to his peers. If this is the case, he may not grow taller in the future, "
Gu Beiyan nodded upon hearing the words, "Yes, what Lan Jing said makes sense. Gu Xiyan, you are indeed a little swollen."
Gu Xiyan: "???"
"Wow, Daddy, you don't help Xiyan! Xiyan ignores you!"
Gu Beiyan was fearless, and stretched out his hand to pinch the thin flesh on his arm, "Did Lan Jing say something wrong? Look at your arm is full of meat, how does your mother feed you every day, just like feeding a pig?" Same."
Gu Xiyan jumped off the chair with a "shua", and walked away angrily with her short legs, leaving a cold and lonely back for them.
Someone present laughed unceremoniously.The little pavilion master is really cute!
With a slight smile on the corner of Gu Beiyan's mouth, he cleared his throat, and deliberately said loudly in Gu Xiyan's direction, "Lan Jing, then I will entrust my son to you! From now on, you will accompany him to lose weight every day!"
The little body visibly trembled, paused on the spot, and then the short legs moved very fast!
snort!He should have known that bad brother and daddy were in the same group!He should go to seek refuge with his uncle!Uncle is the one who cares about him the most!
Li Wei leaned forward, "Pavilion Master, don't bully the little Pavilion Master while Miss An is not here! The little Pavilion Master is still a child, a little fatter is so cute!"
Gu Beiyan turned his head and stared at him with black eyes, "Why don't I give you my wife and son to teach me?"
Li Wei:"."
"Master, are you serious?"
Gu Beiyan straightened his back, turned around, and showed him a slender back, "Of course, otherwise, do you think I'm joking?"
(End of this chapter)
This stupid woman really doesn't know what's going on in her mind.For such an old man, he actually left himself in that ghostly place!If this is still a trap set by Zhongli Yiling, then she is still dancing so happily, thinking she has done something good!
Seeing that the pavilion master was silent, Li Wei probably knew what was going on from Miss An's cautious tone just now!No wonder the Pavilion Master is in such a bad mood, it turns out that Ms. An couldn't come with him!
The Pavilion Master's mood during those few days was extremely good!It's probably because Miss An is going to live and fly with him soon.But looking at the rapid change of the situation, the dream was suddenly shattered, can the Pavilion Master not be in a bad mood? !
"Daddy~ You're finally back! Xi Yan wants to make you hot!"
Gu Xiyan's calf moved super fast, and hit Gu Beiyan's calf with a "bang", two chubby hands hugged Gu Beiyan's thigh, her small face was still on top of his soft trousers. .
Gu Beiyan bent over slightly, put his arm through his armpit, and hugged him into his arms at once.
"Do you think I will believe you? You are just like your mother, talking nonsense all day long!"
Gu Xiyan pursed her moist mouth in dissatisfaction, "Daddy! You can't put Xiyan and stupid mommy together! Xiyan is so smart! Yes, go to Xiyan's stupid mommy!" Spicy and tired!"
"Where else could your stupid mommy go? She ran away with other men. We were left alone."
Gu Xiyan's small face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd, "Daddy~ Don't lie to Xiyan. Xiyan will take it seriously!"
Gu Beiyan's black eyes fixed on his big watery eyes, "I lied to you, do you have candy?"
"Hmph! Dad, you must be lying! Anyway, Mommy will definitely not abandon Xiyan! Xiyan is so cute, and Dad is not as beautiful as Xiyan, nor is she cute! Mommy If you want to lose it, you must lose it!"
Gu Beiyan raised his eyebrows, "Oh? Really?"
Gu Xiyan raised her chubby chin confidently, with a look of "Imperative".
Gu Beiyan hugged him and walked to the back chair and sat down. Gu Xiyan stood on Gu Beiyan's lap with her mouth pouted, alive and kicking, not afraid at all.
A group of people standing on the side, some lowered their heads, some covered their mouths and discussed privately, and some even laughed.
It seems that the pavilion master really dotes on the little pavilion master!
Gu Xiyan stretched out her little finger to touch Gu Beiyan's short hair, it was hard and a little sticky.
Gu Xiyan touched her little tender hand that was a little bit painful, "Dad, why did you cut your hair! It's so ugly! And it's hard, so blue and thin to the touch! Mommy's favorite is Xiyan hair! It’s so soft and comfortable to touch! So Mommy definitely won’t want a vegetarian daddy!”
Gu Beiyan looked down at him, and Gu Xiyan was taken aback by his gaze.Zami felt hairy on his back, Dad said with a friendly look in his eyes!
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow~"
Gu Xiyan rubbed her eyes with her hands, touched the tears that didn't exist at all, looked at her hair shorter than Gu Beiyan's in the mirror, and couldn't help but let out an aggrieved "ow".
"Xiyan is going to find Mommy! You are bullying Xiyan! You are always envious of Xiyan's hair. Woooooooooo!"
Gu Beiyan waved his hand and asked the barber to go down. Looking at Gu Xiyan's new hairstyle, he nodded with satisfaction,
"Not bad, quite my style."
Gu Xiyan stared at her starry eyes, "Daddy!"
"Boys should have a cropped cut, how handsome. Look at your face now bigger than before!"
Gu Xiyan: "."
"Tell me, what have you been doing here these days?"
Gu Xiyan didn't think much of him at first, even though this was his dad's comparison, she couldn't just cut his mommy's beloved hair like this!Daddy is just jealous that he got Mommy's favor!
snort!However, there is another Lun who is more hateful than Daddy!Let daddy teach him a lesson first, and then have a cold war with daddy!Yes, just do it!
"Dad, I want to report Lun! He bullies Xiyan every day and even threatens Wole!"
Gu Beiyan suppressed a smile and kept a straight face, "Who?"
"Just be him!"
Gu Xiyan pointed to Lan Jing who was standing on the side, Lan Jing stood behind the chair with a cold face, not looking sideways.
Gu Xiyan slid off Gu Beiyan's lap, ran to stand on the chair in front of him, and crossed her chubby waist, "Xiyan tells you! Dad is hotter than coming back now. Seeing that you are still bullying?" Don't bully me!"
Lan Jing didn't even give him a look.
Gu Beiyan walked over slowly, protecting Gu Xiyan behind him, preventing him from falling to the ground,
"Lan Jing, tell me how you 'bullied' my son?"
Lan Jing slightly bowed his body, "Go back to Pavilion Master. Lan Jing didn't do anything too much, but I don't think there is anything wrong with being strict with the young Pavilion Master now. Children should be trained from an early age. Although I am still young now, it is normal to have a little baby fat, but the little pavilion master is indeed a lot bloated compared to his peers. If this is the case, he may not grow taller in the future, "
Gu Beiyan nodded upon hearing the words, "Yes, what Lan Jing said makes sense. Gu Xiyan, you are indeed a little swollen."
Gu Xiyan: "???"
"Wow, Daddy, you don't help Xiyan! Xiyan ignores you!"
Gu Beiyan was fearless, and stretched out his hand to pinch the thin flesh on his arm, "Did Lan Jing say something wrong? Look at your arm is full of meat, how does your mother feed you every day, just like feeding a pig?" Same."
Gu Xiyan jumped off the chair with a "shua", and walked away angrily with her short legs, leaving a cold and lonely back for them.
Someone present laughed unceremoniously.The little pavilion master is really cute!
With a slight smile on the corner of Gu Beiyan's mouth, he cleared his throat, and deliberately said loudly in Gu Xiyan's direction, "Lan Jing, then I will entrust my son to you! From now on, you will accompany him to lose weight every day!"
The little body visibly trembled, paused on the spot, and then the short legs moved very fast!
snort!He should have known that bad brother and daddy were in the same group!He should go to seek refuge with his uncle!Uncle is the one who cares about him the most!
Li Wei leaned forward, "Pavilion Master, don't bully the little Pavilion Master while Miss An is not here! The little Pavilion Master is still a child, a little fatter is so cute!"
Gu Beiyan turned his head and stared at him with black eyes, "Why don't I give you my wife and son to teach me?"
Li Wei:"."
"Master, are you serious?"
Gu Beiyan straightened his back, turned around, and showed him a slender back, "Of course, otherwise, do you think I'm joking?"
(End of this chapter)
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