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The Taihua Mountains have been the holy land of martial arts that Chinese people yearn for since ancient times.

A small village named Meihua'an is like a paradise isolated from the world, hidden in the rolling green mountains.

In the study of the Zhao family's century-old ancestral home, the white-haired old man Zhao, dressed in a green shirt, was teaching Zhao Xiaotian earnestly and earnestly.

"You son of a bitch, although I have placed high hopes on you since I was a child, but you still have many shortcomings and problems!"

"For example, the day before yesterday, I asked you to pick manure to water the eggplant seedlings in our family. It's fine if you don't know the crops in our family, but you can't even tell the eggplant seedlings from the pepper seedlings. It's unforgivable. In the end, you just drowned the chili seedlings at Mrs. Zhang's house next door..."

The corner of Zhao Xiaotian's mouth twitched violently, and his head was a little dazed.

At least 10 minutes ago, he was lying on the wall of the backyard of Widow Li’s house in the east of the village with his eyes shining brightly, admiring the unique scenery when he took a bath with relish.

Although in the end, Widow Li was alarmed by the sound of swallowing saliva, and she was scared to death by someone who said, "Who killed a thousand knives, and came to lie on my old lady's wall again", but he, Daxia Zhao, was also extremely happy, and he sighed that life is so beautiful.

But before he could make an objective evaluation of Widow Li's enchanting and plump figure, he was actually kicked off the wall by the old man.

Pulling his ear and screwing him back home, he gave him a cruel and inhumane reprimand for no reason.

"And last month, old man Liu at the entrance of the village married his daughter-in-law and held a wedding ceremony, and asked you to help butcher the pig. Although I also know that his family's big fat pig of [-] catties was spoiled and spoiled since childhood, so it is inevitable that it will be a bit stubborn. But You can completely reason with it, make it deeply aware of its responsibilities and missions as a pig, and then lay down on the killing stone in an orderly manner, waiting to be knifed!"

"In the end, you just beat it to death with one fist! How rough is the method? How brutal is the scene?"

Zhao Xiaotian Yintang was a little dark.

"For another example, last year, I asked you to go to Africa to perform a mission to rescue those important hostages. Although I also know that the group of violent terrorists are fully armed with real guns and live ammunition, and they have always killed people without blinking an eye. This mission is a little tricky. Otherwise, Long Yin The group of guys whose eyes are higher than the top will not take the initiative to come to the door and beg our Zhao family to help."

"It turned out that you were lucky. You killed those violent terrorists, and the hostages were successfully rescued. But on the way to escort the hostages to the airport, because of your improper command, a female hostage sprained her foot!" The old man suddenly became emotional. When I got up, the pipe slammed on the table of the Eight Immortals, "Do you know that I patted my chest and promised that green dragon that I would bring the hostage back unharmed! Someone sprained his foot, you Where can I put this old face of mine in the future?"

"I said old smoker..." Zhao Xiaotian finally couldn't help it anymore, "You've been rambling on for a long time, what exactly do you want to say?"

"What? You lost your temper so soon?" However, the old man's expression became serious again, "Fortunately, I have taught you since childhood that those who achieve great things will not be surprised at all, and Mount Tai will collapse in front of them without changing their face!"

"Also, I'm a grandfather worthy of your respect and admiration from the bottom of my heart. I'm a smoker and a smoker all day long, do you still understand what it means to respect elders?"

Zhao Xiaotian's forehead was covered with black lines, so he just shut up and didn't bother to talk to him, and he couldn't figure out what kind of medicine this old guy was selling in his gourd.

However, what the old man said next made him completely dumbfounded for an instant!

I saw the old guy half-closed his eyes, and after a long while he muttered unhurriedly, "It seems that you have so many problems, and our old Zhao family can't count on you to revitalize the lintel! So I decided to Well, I might as well let you get married early!"

"If you can let me hug my great-grandson earlier, you will make up for it!"

"By the way, there is something I haven't told you! In fact, as early as 20 years ago, I arranged a marriage for you in Huahai City. In the past two days, I also discussed with your future father-in-law. In the end, we It was unanimously decided that you will leave for Huahai City tomorrow to get married, and your father-in-law will have full authority over the marriage..."

"What?" In an instant, how could Zhao Xiaotian hold his breath?

Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, it jumped up with a "whoosh", "Old smoker, stop fooling me here!"

"When did I make a marriage contract? Why didn't I know? Also, even if there is a marriage contract, I don't agree to it. I firmly disagree, sir!"

How can I not guess at this moment, what is the purpose of this old man rambling on for a long time?

"What? You don't agree?" However, even though he was furious and furious, the old man remained calm.

"Nonsense! If I agree, then my head will be kicked by a donkey!" Zhao Xiaotian's teeth were itching, and he opened his voice and cursed, "Old man Zhao, you are a rich landlord who arranges marriages, and Huang Shiren, who cares about human lives. Young master push it into the fire pit!"

Uncle!What kind of shit is this?Well done, why did a fiancée emerge out of nowhere?

I haven't even met her face to face, and I don't even know her name. I don't know if that woman has an upturned nose and cross-eyed eyes. She's so ugly!

Thinking of going to sleep with an ugly woman in his arms every night since then, I feel a chill in my heart.

"It's okay..." But unexpectedly, the old man sighed softly, "After all, this kind of thing can't be forced, and I can't tie you up now, and then send you to Huahai City for a wedding chamber!"

"In this matter, it's not that there are no other options! In fact, apart from your fiancée, your father and I have always thought that the girl from the Song family in the west of the village is not bad, at least she is more than enough to be a daughter-in-law for our old Zhao family."

"Since you don't agree with this marriage, then I will go to the Song family to propose marriage in person early tomorrow morning! I have already prepared the bride price for the marriage proposal..."

"You..." In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian completely collapsed!

The old face was ashen and almost fell to the ground, but he couldn't say a word.

ruthless!This old man is too ruthless!

Song Qingcheng!That was the biggest nightmare in his life, the female devil who made his scalp tingle and his back feel cold when he mentioned it!

That woman is definitely an out-and-out lunatic. If she disagrees with her, she will beat people with her hands.

At least in his memory, he never got any good results from dealing with that female devil since he was a child. It was commonplace for him to lie on the bed for seven or eight days after being beaten with a black nose and a swollen face.

And just last year during the Chinese New Year, the woman went back to the village and met Zhao Xiaotian at the head of the village. She actually beat him up on the grounds that "the red dress on you makes my eyes hurt" He looked for the tooth everywhere, then threw it directly into the river next to it, and swaggered away.

You must know that when you were young, other people's children were disobedient, and adults would scare them, "The wolf is coming, the tiger is coming..."

But when he was mischievous, the adults threatened him, "Run, Song Qingcheng is here!"

At least he really didn't doubt that if he didn't agree to go to Huahai City to get married, this old fox would definitely do it, and went to the Song family to propose marriage.

Marrying that female devil, from now on, Zhao Xiaotian will definitely live in darkness!

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