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Chapter 1001 There is no science, only metaphysics! (2nd update!)
Chapter 1001 There is no science, only metaphysics! (Second update!)
Entering February, because the Chinese New Year is approaching, all teams in the league have put on Chinese versions of their jerseys.
In addition, the senior management of the league specially organized the teams to shoot a short film of Chinese New Year greetings.
When Tatum suggested to Stern that the Chinese market could be developed, I am afraid that Stern himself did not expect that one day in the future, the NBA will completely bow to the Chinese market.
Well, that doesn't seem quite right.
Because no one has trouble with money.
And perhaps because I am used to wearing the usual jerseys, the Chinese version of the jerseys is currently well received in the NBA.
You know, many NBA players have Chinese tattoos, because although these stupid crooked nuts don't understand what these words mean, they can't help but look good in Chinese characters!
Of course, it takes a lot of courage to find a tattoo artist who doesn’t understand the meaning of Chinese characters, such as Canby’s “Mianzu”, Sean May’s “Can”, and Kenyon Martin’s “Considering the Gain and the Loss”.
According to Canby’s own explanation, his “Mianzu” means to encourage himself, and “Zu” means not wanting to disappoint his family’s expectations, okay. How strong is the ability to comprehend words to understand the meaning of these two words together?
As for Xiao Enmei's "can", it is easier to understand, because "can" happens to be the original Chinese meaning of his English name.
And Martin’s “concern about gain and loss” is more funny. Back then, Dayao laughed crazy about it. It turned out that Martin thought that “concern about gain and loss” meant never to be satisfied.
It is worth mentioning that in the Knicks, Lin Yi's loyal younger brother and veteran of the Six Dynasties Wilson Chandler also has Chinese tattoos on his body.
It's a pity that Lin Yi saved the tragic fate of many people, but he failed to save Little Chandler's IQ.
Because this guy's Chinese tattoo is his own name, but it's just three other words: Qiandele
Little Chandler took a photo for Lin Yi after the tattoo was done, and Lin Yi burst out laughing.
Come on, boy, can't you ask me before you get a tattoo?
The language of the tattoo artist is probably not taught by the physical education teacher, right?
But don't tell me, Chinese fans really like this little Chandler's tattoo, and don't look at the water cooler every day, but in the Knicks, his popularity is second only to the magic gun Buddha.
Closer to home.
In February, due to the All-Star Game, the schedule of each team in the league was relaxed a lot.
In fact, at this point in the season, it has reached what is commonly known as a watershed.
Because when the half season is over, if those strong players who should work hard don't work hard, this season will be gone.
In addition, at this point in the general season, it is also the most exhausting time for each team.
There are 82 games in the NBA season. Basically, on average, the players don't have much rest time at all.
However, although the recent news is very heart-wrenching, and the Lakers' record is not good, but my emperor's little life is very nourishing.
In the new season, the Lakers have been hovering on the edge of the Western Conference playoffs. For such a team that was highly anticipated at the beginning of the season and reached the finals last season, such a record is obviously unacceptable to fans.
Although Komi and Jamie still firmly believe that James and Kobe will be born in the sun and come back against the wind like last season, but after Lin Yi created 101, these two fantasy gods did not have any decent performance in the recent game except for burning their own calories.
My emperor's current reputation can no longer be compared with Lin Yi's previous life, which can be seen from the 2K score.
But no matter what, life must go on!
Could it be that my emperor had to commit suicide by caesarean section to satisfy the black fans?
After experiencing various failures, James' mentality has calmed down now, so no matter how the outside world ridicules him now, he won't mind as much as he did when he was young.
My emperor has been very happy recently.
Because the Lakers executives have officially given him a response.
Kobe will officially retire after the end of the 16/17 season.
In this life, because there was no serious injury, Kobe would play one more year than Lin Yi remembered.
Of course, the number of chattering strikes in history is getting higher and higher.
At present, Kobe's career total score has reached 34700 points. In terms of Kobe's current state, it is unrealistic to surpass Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. After all, even without that serious injury, it is an indisputable fact that Kobe's state is going from bad to worse.
As far as the nagging waist is concerned, it can last up to a year, and he can't hold on to it any more.
And as far as Kobe's character is concerned, he will not choose to continue to hang on in order to break Kareem's record.
In Lin Yi's previous life, judging from Kobe's state in the 15/16 season, he would have no problem playing for two more seasons, but Kobe didn't do that.
Because in Kobe's own words, he doesn't want to announce his retirement until the day he can't move.
Now, Kobe's career total score has surpassed that of Jordan, and the elderly Kobe also understands that if he continues to play, it will only be a drag on the Lakers. Therefore, after negotiating with the Lakers' high-level executives, Kobe decided to officially retire after the next season after the top Komi Bass strongly persuaded him to stay.
And because Kobe will retire in the 16/17 season, the Lakers executives will also completely change their thinking.
In this life, because Bass Jr. and Kupchak poached James, they got the support of most of the Lakers' high-level officials in the Lakers palace battle. Therefore, after a long conversation between the Lakers' high-level leaders and the emperor, James once again showed that bright smile on his face.
For James now, there is nothing that cannot wait.
After waiting for so many years, can't he wait for the last year or two?
Oh, can't wait to be useful?
Looking at the Knicks lineup, James knows very well that it is useless to bring all his brothers to the Lakers.
Therefore, rather than waiting without purpose, waiting with hope is the key to making James feel better.
James doesn't mind paddling the water this season and then taking Bryant on tour next season.
Because after the end of the 16/17 season, the Lakers, who have made room for salary, will be able to introduce two superstars at the same time.
With the addition of James and Love, the Lakers who will form the new four kings will be able to fight the Knicks.
And James thinks that it may not be a bad thing to accompany Kobe on a tour, because his agent has analyzed it for him. If he can't win the championship, he must find a way to maintain his reputation.
Needless to say, Kobe's popularity, plus the Lakers management who are good at marketing, next season, even if they can't win the championship, as long as they can play with Geriatrics in the playoffs again, James believes that even if he is no longer black, he can be completely cleansed.
In addition, after Kobe retires, he will be able to become the real king of Los Angeles without hesitation.
The Lakers management has prepared all kinds of materials, and now it is only waiting for James and Kobe to make a good show together, and then come to deceive people's tears.
When the time comes, cry for me!
In the current situation, James felt that this might be the best solution.
So my emperor is very happy recently.
Of course, there is another reason why my emperor is happy.
That is, in the Premier League recently, Liverpool has been advancing all the way. Even in the odds given by the nine major European bookmakers, Liverpool has already pre-determined the Premier League champion this season.
As a shareholder of Liverpool, James is naturally very happy, and even on Twitter, he often interacts with the Red Army's general Steven Gerrard.
The two shared a lot of experience about failure, and Gerrard also encouraged James: "Persist to the end, and you will succeed."
James took this very seriously. Look, Gerrard has been playing for so many years, and in the end, didn't he get his reward?
Lin Yi is very strong, but there will be a day when he will make mistakes.
I LeBron-Strong-James will never give up!
But just as James was happily obsessing about the return of the king, Lin Yi was also asking his agent Xiao Zhong in New York, "By the way, Xiao Zhong, when I asked you to buy Leicester City to win the championship, how much did you buy?"
"I put 10 pounds every season. I didn't dare to put more pressure on the boss, and if it wasn't because you were a minority shareholder of Leicester City, everyone felt that you wanted to cheer Leicester City through me, and I would have been laughed to death." Xiao Zhong said aggrievedly.
Lin Yi was happy, and said to Xiao Zhong: "I said, you will get half of the profit, and you just wait to become a billionaire."
Persevere until the end, of course you can succeed.
However, sometimes you will find that it is always someone else who succeeds.
10 pounds, how much is 1 to 5000?
16 years is destined to be a magical year.
To be honest, if it wasn't for the fear of causing a butterfly effect, Lin Yi would even want to buy Real Madrid to win the Champions League this year.
Because shortly after Lin Yi created 101, Real Madrid had officially announced that Zidane had taken office.
Well, although you are the king of the European game, but because of the magical operation of the young genius Benitez and the USB flash drive that taught Ronaldo to move, the current Real Madrid is suffering from internal and external troubles.
Moreover, in the Champions League, they only suffered a disastrous defeat in the first quarter of the first round.
It's just that in this year's sports circle, no one believes in science.
This is destined to be the year of metaphysics.
……
PS: The second update!The foreshadowing of Leicester City has finally been used!Hiss. There should be no Gerrard fans hammering me, right?After all, I have been in the At Milan Fan Association so many times. It's time to change the football meme.
(End of this chapter)
Entering February, because the Chinese New Year is approaching, all teams in the league have put on Chinese versions of their jerseys.
In addition, the senior management of the league specially organized the teams to shoot a short film of Chinese New Year greetings.
When Tatum suggested to Stern that the Chinese market could be developed, I am afraid that Stern himself did not expect that one day in the future, the NBA will completely bow to the Chinese market.
Well, that doesn't seem quite right.
Because no one has trouble with money.
And perhaps because I am used to wearing the usual jerseys, the Chinese version of the jerseys is currently well received in the NBA.
You know, many NBA players have Chinese tattoos, because although these stupid crooked nuts don't understand what these words mean, they can't help but look good in Chinese characters!
Of course, it takes a lot of courage to find a tattoo artist who doesn’t understand the meaning of Chinese characters, such as Canby’s “Mianzu”, Sean May’s “Can”, and Kenyon Martin’s “Considering the Gain and the Loss”.
According to Canby’s own explanation, his “Mianzu” means to encourage himself, and “Zu” means not wanting to disappoint his family’s expectations, okay. How strong is the ability to comprehend words to understand the meaning of these two words together?
As for Xiao Enmei's "can", it is easier to understand, because "can" happens to be the original Chinese meaning of his English name.
And Martin’s “concern about gain and loss” is more funny. Back then, Dayao laughed crazy about it. It turned out that Martin thought that “concern about gain and loss” meant never to be satisfied.
It is worth mentioning that in the Knicks, Lin Yi's loyal younger brother and veteran of the Six Dynasties Wilson Chandler also has Chinese tattoos on his body.
It's a pity that Lin Yi saved the tragic fate of many people, but he failed to save Little Chandler's IQ.
Because this guy's Chinese tattoo is his own name, but it's just three other words: Qiandele
Little Chandler took a photo for Lin Yi after the tattoo was done, and Lin Yi burst out laughing.
Come on, boy, can't you ask me before you get a tattoo?
The language of the tattoo artist is probably not taught by the physical education teacher, right?
But don't tell me, Chinese fans really like this little Chandler's tattoo, and don't look at the water cooler every day, but in the Knicks, his popularity is second only to the magic gun Buddha.
Closer to home.
In February, due to the All-Star Game, the schedule of each team in the league was relaxed a lot.
In fact, at this point in the season, it has reached what is commonly known as a watershed.
Because when the half season is over, if those strong players who should work hard don't work hard, this season will be gone.
In addition, at this point in the general season, it is also the most exhausting time for each team.
There are 82 games in the NBA season. Basically, on average, the players don't have much rest time at all.
However, although the recent news is very heart-wrenching, and the Lakers' record is not good, but my emperor's little life is very nourishing.
In the new season, the Lakers have been hovering on the edge of the Western Conference playoffs. For such a team that was highly anticipated at the beginning of the season and reached the finals last season, such a record is obviously unacceptable to fans.
Although Komi and Jamie still firmly believe that James and Kobe will be born in the sun and come back against the wind like last season, but after Lin Yi created 101, these two fantasy gods did not have any decent performance in the recent game except for burning their own calories.
My emperor's current reputation can no longer be compared with Lin Yi's previous life, which can be seen from the 2K score.
But no matter what, life must go on!
Could it be that my emperor had to commit suicide by caesarean section to satisfy the black fans?
After experiencing various failures, James' mentality has calmed down now, so no matter how the outside world ridicules him now, he won't mind as much as he did when he was young.
My emperor has been very happy recently.
Because the Lakers executives have officially given him a response.
Kobe will officially retire after the end of the 16/17 season.
In this life, because there was no serious injury, Kobe would play one more year than Lin Yi remembered.
Of course, the number of chattering strikes in history is getting higher and higher.
At present, Kobe's career total score has reached 34700 points. In terms of Kobe's current state, it is unrealistic to surpass Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. After all, even without that serious injury, it is an indisputable fact that Kobe's state is going from bad to worse.
As far as the nagging waist is concerned, it can last up to a year, and he can't hold on to it any more.
And as far as Kobe's character is concerned, he will not choose to continue to hang on in order to break Kareem's record.
In Lin Yi's previous life, judging from Kobe's state in the 15/16 season, he would have no problem playing for two more seasons, but Kobe didn't do that.
Because in Kobe's own words, he doesn't want to announce his retirement until the day he can't move.
Now, Kobe's career total score has surpassed that of Jordan, and the elderly Kobe also understands that if he continues to play, it will only be a drag on the Lakers. Therefore, after negotiating with the Lakers' high-level executives, Kobe decided to officially retire after the next season after the top Komi Bass strongly persuaded him to stay.
And because Kobe will retire in the 16/17 season, the Lakers executives will also completely change their thinking.
In this life, because Bass Jr. and Kupchak poached James, they got the support of most of the Lakers' high-level officials in the Lakers palace battle. Therefore, after a long conversation between the Lakers' high-level leaders and the emperor, James once again showed that bright smile on his face.
For James now, there is nothing that cannot wait.
After waiting for so many years, can't he wait for the last year or two?
Oh, can't wait to be useful?
Looking at the Knicks lineup, James knows very well that it is useless to bring all his brothers to the Lakers.
Therefore, rather than waiting without purpose, waiting with hope is the key to making James feel better.
James doesn't mind paddling the water this season and then taking Bryant on tour next season.
Because after the end of the 16/17 season, the Lakers, who have made room for salary, will be able to introduce two superstars at the same time.
With the addition of James and Love, the Lakers who will form the new four kings will be able to fight the Knicks.
And James thinks that it may not be a bad thing to accompany Kobe on a tour, because his agent has analyzed it for him. If he can't win the championship, he must find a way to maintain his reputation.
Needless to say, Kobe's popularity, plus the Lakers management who are good at marketing, next season, even if they can't win the championship, as long as they can play with Geriatrics in the playoffs again, James believes that even if he is no longer black, he can be completely cleansed.
In addition, after Kobe retires, he will be able to become the real king of Los Angeles without hesitation.
The Lakers management has prepared all kinds of materials, and now it is only waiting for James and Kobe to make a good show together, and then come to deceive people's tears.
When the time comes, cry for me!
In the current situation, James felt that this might be the best solution.
So my emperor is very happy recently.
Of course, there is another reason why my emperor is happy.
That is, in the Premier League recently, Liverpool has been advancing all the way. Even in the odds given by the nine major European bookmakers, Liverpool has already pre-determined the Premier League champion this season.
As a shareholder of Liverpool, James is naturally very happy, and even on Twitter, he often interacts with the Red Army's general Steven Gerrard.
The two shared a lot of experience about failure, and Gerrard also encouraged James: "Persist to the end, and you will succeed."
James took this very seriously. Look, Gerrard has been playing for so many years, and in the end, didn't he get his reward?
Lin Yi is very strong, but there will be a day when he will make mistakes.
I LeBron-Strong-James will never give up!
But just as James was happily obsessing about the return of the king, Lin Yi was also asking his agent Xiao Zhong in New York, "By the way, Xiao Zhong, when I asked you to buy Leicester City to win the championship, how much did you buy?"
"I put 10 pounds every season. I didn't dare to put more pressure on the boss, and if it wasn't because you were a minority shareholder of Leicester City, everyone felt that you wanted to cheer Leicester City through me, and I would have been laughed to death." Xiao Zhong said aggrievedly.
Lin Yi was happy, and said to Xiao Zhong: "I said, you will get half of the profit, and you just wait to become a billionaire."
Persevere until the end, of course you can succeed.
However, sometimes you will find that it is always someone else who succeeds.
10 pounds, how much is 1 to 5000?
16 years is destined to be a magical year.
To be honest, if it wasn't for the fear of causing a butterfly effect, Lin Yi would even want to buy Real Madrid to win the Champions League this year.
Because shortly after Lin Yi created 101, Real Madrid had officially announced that Zidane had taken office.
Well, although you are the king of the European game, but because of the magical operation of the young genius Benitez and the USB flash drive that taught Ronaldo to move, the current Real Madrid is suffering from internal and external troubles.
Moreover, in the Champions League, they only suffered a disastrous defeat in the first quarter of the first round.
It's just that in this year's sports circle, no one believes in science.
This is destined to be the year of metaphysics.
……
PS: The second update!The foreshadowing of Leicester City has finally been used!Hiss. There should be no Gerrard fans hammering me, right?After all, I have been in the At Milan Fan Association so many times. It's time to change the football meme.
(End of this chapter)
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