DNF invades Marvel

Chapter 500 Good luck, eat chicken tonight

Why do gifted children sacrifice themselves to jump off a cliff?

Why does the Alien Altar make strange noises?

Why is the guardian of the soul gem pale?

Who is responsible for the successive thefts of major rough stones?

Is the boy who can't die from repeated falls a human or a ghost?

Behind all this, is the lack of integrity?Or moral decay?

Is it an outburst of humanity?Or the madness of bear children?

Stay tuned, the annual masterpiece "Approaching Unscientific" by the starting point, let us follow the camera into the inner world of a narcissistic child...

……

On Vormir planet, in the sky, the black hole at the center of the universe still shows its mysterious halo, quiet and eternal.

It also seems to be trapped in eternity, and there is that little figure that perseveres and falls again and again.

"Boom~"

Upside down head onion style.

"Crack~"

Pingsha Luoyan's fart. Butt fell to the ground.

"Pfft~"

Turn around and stand upside down 360 degrees.

"Bah~"

Split-leg side somersault for one and a half circles while turning 90 degrees and rolling forward.

"It's sputtering~"

Reverse somersault for two and a half weeks, then twist for two and a half weeks, difficulty factor 3.9

(Deadpool holds up the scoring board: "10 points!")

cliff top.

Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Red Skull are three side by side, lying on the edge of the cliff, and the three stare blankly at Luke, who has fallen freely 568 times.

The original altar has long since disappeared.The small figure of Luke, lying in the bottomless pit, smiled and waved to the three of them.

Hawkeye said to Red Skull: "You gave us the Soul Stone?"

Red Skull's face was paler than ever, and his tone was helpless: "I want to too. If I give it to you, I will be free. But now, the facts have proved that your method will not work. As I said, I want to get the soul stone, the one you love must be sacrificed."

The black widow smiled helplessly and said, "He wants to sacrifice."

The three of them sighed in unison.

I just heard Luke shouting from below: "Has the Soul Stone come out?"

"No." Black Widow shouted back.

"Mazefak!" Luke cursed, wiping the ashes off his forehead.

"Hey, children, pay attention to your language and don't swear." Black Widow educated.My heart said, isn't this Nick Fury's catchphrase?It is certain that Fury in this universe pays too little attention to his image and spoils the children.

Luke decided to come again, not believing in this evil.

Isn't it right to open the posture by yourself?Probably not.

He had tried every pose and trick he could think of.The movies are all lies.What kind of altar raised a beam of light soaring to the sky, people woke up from the lake, and soul gems appeared in their hands, all of them were fake and deceptive!

"Could it be possible that I have to die once?" Luke was indignant: "I don't even want my integrity, what a sacrifice it must be. Is this not okay?"

Seeing Luke fly up again, the Black Widow suggested, "Honey, you have to sacrifice someone you love to get the soul gem. Let me do it."

"Don't listen to this guy, it's useless." Luke said seriously with a small face: "I sacrificed myself, but it's useless."

The black widow explained with a smile: "The beloved means..."

"The one I love is myself, why, can't it?" Luke squinted at her and said with a snort.

Black Widow's tone froze, she looked at Hawkeye helplessly, and smiled wryly at each other.

It's really Tony's style.The two said in their hearts.

As a result, Luke's next sentence almost made the two of them have a heart attack: "Assistant, the Star Destroyer is charged, and I'm going to blow up this planet. I don't believe it, and I can't find the soul. stone!"

The two stared wide-eyed.

Want to blow up the Vormir planet to find the Soul Stone?

Black Widow and Hawkeye have no doubts that Luke has the ability to achieve the goal of blowing up the planet.The planet Morag has something to say.

"Young man, calm down. Don't be impulsive, impulsive is the devil." Hawkeye said hastily.

Black Widow couldn't laugh or cry in her heart, and quickly nodded to help: "Even if you can't pry open his safe, don't blow up his building. This is not Tony's style."

"This is my style!" Luke snorted dissatisfied: "It's none of Tony's business."

"But……"

"No but." The black widow was about to say something, but Luke resolutely raised his little hand and stopped him: "Your method is too bloody, sacrificing a person's life or something, it won't work here. It will take me method. I’m not bragging, my method has always been simple, brutal and easy to use.”

He never intended to sacrifice his life in exchange for the Soul Stone.

If this is the shit script written by the screenwriter of Avengers 4, then let the dog screenwriter die.With him here, Luke, no one wants to play bloody plots.Neither Black Widow nor Hawkeye will die.

As for letting him die once instead of the two of them, I wouldn't risk my own life.

In his impression, the damage caused by the Soul Stone is irreversible.What if the resurrection coin does not work?Wouldn't he be at a loss?

Luke made up his mind.

Black Widow and Hawkeye looked at each other, shaking their heads helplessly.It would be best not to sacrifice a single person.But messing around like this, can it really work?

After Luke finished explaining, he looked at Red Skull and asked, "Yuan Fang, what do you think?"

How else can the Red Skull look at it? He thinks Luke is the craziest guy he has seen over the years of guarding the Soul Stone.I'm afraid that even the builder of this altar could not have predicted that one day, someone would plan to obtain the Soul Stone in this way.

"This is your freedom," replied the Red Skull.

"That's good." Luke waved his little hand: "Everyone get on the plane, this place will soon cease to exist."

"Wait." Red Skull stopped suddenly.

Luke smiled and asked, "Do you want a ride?"

The Red Skull stretched out a hand from the smoky black robe, raised his head, and revealed the hideous red skull face under the hood, pointed to Luke's hand, and said, "You have already got It's gone."

"What?" Luke was taken aback.Suddenly he felt something, lightly clenched his little hand, and raised it up in surprise.

In Luke's little hand, there is an orange-yellow infinity gemstone, crystal clear and shining, it is clearly the soul stone!

"Your sacrifice has been recognized by it." Red Skull explained quietly: "The Soul Stone recognizes that you are qualified to control its power. It belongs to you."

"What did I sacrifice?" Luke's face was blank.

"Good morals." Rotes said without hesitation.

"..."

Luke stared blankly at the Soul Stone, and he could feel a faint whisper coming from the gem, as if the gem was alive.

Yes, that's right, this is the Soul Stone.The most mysterious of the six Infinity Stones.

Black Widow and Hawkeye were also stunned. Is this the Soul Stone?

"Great. Kung fu pays off. Now it's just the last one, and we're done." Luke excitedly clenched his fist and held the gem in his hand.He felt that it was not easy for him.How difficult it is to walk this way.Look at this little face, it's all changed.

Black Widow and Hawkeye were also beaming with joy and smiled at each other.Anyway, the result has been achieved.Although the process is a little absurd.But who can really explain things like infinite gems?

"Luke, good job." The black widow pursed her lips and smiled.

Hawkeye came up, squatted down, and solemnly patted Luke's immature shoulder.It must be admitted that the child had saved his and Natasha's lives.

Hawkeye could imagine that if things didn't develop like today, he and Natasha would probably sacrifice one of them in exchange for this damned soul gem.

Luke was in a good mood, and threw the gem into the storage space: "Good luck, chicken tonight!"

……

Back on the boat, Luke throws a boisterous celebration.

Getting another Infinity Stone is something to celebrate.Now there is only the Time Stone left.

Everyone on board participated in the celebration.

The Black Widow and Hawkeye of the two universes, the four get along well.This kind of scene is really rare.

Saul was drinking beside him while looking at Le silly.

When Ms. Natasha Romanoff heard about Luke's sacrifice of jumping off a cliff, she immediately hugged Luke with heartache.

Luke was instantly intoxicated by the warm fragrance.The four chicks next to Black Rose looked very angry.The black widow is now their number one enemy. They formed a united front and took turns warming the bed every night.

Rotes was sleeping soundly in the fish tank. Hearing the laughter of the crowd, he raised his eyelids a little, closed his eyes and continued to doze off.

On both sides of the fish tank, there is an Odin crow guarding each side.

Luke's little face was red, and he was surrounded by everyone.There were two black widows on the left and one on the right, and their red lips were printed on Luke's little face together.

A little kid with an adult soul was so happy that he was about to faint.

Double the fun! !Tell him quickly, this is not a dream! !

The crowd laughed again.

No matter how thick-skinned Luke was, his face was as red as fire.

Two Odin crows tugged at the drake's throat: "Awk~aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

"Wait a minute, you play first." Luke jumped off the chair with short legs and came to the two crows.I saw the look in the eyes of these two crows, they were clearly human, exuding human shrewdness. "Odin, what can I do for you?" Luke asked.

When the scene changed, Luke seemed to be standing on a prairie suddenly.The grassland is empty, the sky is blue, and the greenery is vast.

Luke had seen this scene before.It is the place where Odin talked about life with his two sons on earth when he was dying.

Opposite Luke, stood Odin in plain clothes.Odin's beard and hair are all white, showing his old appearance.

"Are you going to die?" Luke asked immediately.

"..." Odin didn't know how to answer this topic.

"Then why did you bring me here?" Luke pouted.

"Once again the world has changed," Odin said.

"Oh." Luke understood after hearing this, and asked, "So, Ragnarok won't happen? You won't die either?"

Odin smiled and nodded.

Thor has been staying on Luke's spaceship lately, perfectly missing the Thor 3 story in terms of timing.Luke, an external variable, once again changed the fate of Asgard with ease.This made Odin amazed in private.

Odin wanted to express his gratitude this time, and his tone was unusually gentle: "I used to worry that this universe would go to a darkest path of no return. But now, both Ancient One and I have to face up to your original arrival. Re-judge the future of this universe. Perhaps, for this universe alone, your arrival is not a bad thing."

"That's it~" Luke shrugged, his small face proud.

It is really not an easy task to get the approval of these old stubborn people.

Although the two sides had been hostile, Luke didn't blame them.From the standpoint of the other party, a group of invaders from the alien universe must be treated as enemies.The reconciliation situation that has come to this day is all due to my hard work.

May I ask who else of my age has a great personality and noble sentiments like myself?Who else can see everyone love flowers and see flowers bloom like Xiaoye?No.

"Old man Odin, what do you think of the multiverse?" Luke asked.

"Multiverse..." Odin has become accustomed to calling Luke disrespectful.

The god-king of Asgard, the father of all gods stands high.But that is only for sentient beings.

Odin will not underestimate Luke who is equal in strength to himself.Naturally, he acquiesced in Luke's offbeat tone and attitude.

In Odin's eyes, Luke's current strength is enough to be regarded as a heavenly father.

Luke's own superior intelligence can create a powerful battle mech, a variety of abilities that come from nowhere, plus a trace of Phoenix power that is gradually controllable, and as many as five infinity gems...

Looking at this universe, who else has so much energy?

Now that he fought Luke again, Odin didn't dare to assert that he was sure of winning.

Odin said: "The multiverse is the basic state of the universe as a whole. Normally, the different universes do not interfere with each other. But your friends disrupt this state. They come from another universe, they are the same The interaction of the universe has interfered with the trajectory of the universe on a macro level."

"This universe has been almost interfered by me." Luke pouted and said, "I have changed the fate of Asgard twice."

Odin smiled and said: "Actually, for every individual in the universe, interference from the outside world occurs all the time. The future is never certain. This kind of interference with another universe, from our From a different perspective, there are only good and bad changes.”

"So who's worried about the timeline being changed?"

"Guardians like Gu Yi and I usually protect our timeline from tampering before we are sure whether the change is good or bad. Besides us, there are more macroscopic existences. Those that cannot be described in words Existence is the guardian and error corrector of the universe as a whole."

"You mean the five gods?" Luke asked.

"You really know them." Odin was slightly surprised.

Luke didn't linger on this issue, he turned to ask: "What do you think of Thanos? You have also seen that Thanos is obviously not a person on our timeline."

"Yes. This surprised me." Odin pondered for a long time before saying, "In my foresight, the Avengers will become the guardians of the universe and have a tragic decisive battle with Thanos. The magnitude of the change has greatly exceeded the expectations of Gu Yi and I. Now it is not just a matter of our universe. The boundaries of the multiverse have been broken, and mutual interference between universes will become the norm. Everything has become unpredictable. "

Speaking of this, Odin said to Luke sternly: "When you collect the Infinity Stones, you must use its power carefully. Thanos brought a complete set of Infinity Stones from another universe. If the energy of two sets of Infinity Stones erupts at the same time , the ground zero point of cosmic-level energy generated will cause irreparable damage to the structure of the entire universe."

"I can't guarantee this." Luke shook his head: "I collected infinite gems to deal with Thanos. Only infinite gems can fight infinite gems." After a pause, he said, "However, I can promise you to use it with caution. Thanos doesn't use infinite gems, and neither do I. But if Thanos uses infinite gems to snap his fingers to cause damage, then I have to have a finger-snap battle with him."

Odin shook his head and sighed.This is also impossible.

The appearance of Thanos from another universe is a change that Odin never expected.This Thanos hid so deeply that even he and Gu Yi hadn't noticed it before.The opponent must have a big conspiracy.

Everything is beyond the control of their father-level powerhouses these days.

War seems to have reached another level.

"What are your plans?" Odin asked Luke after thinking about it.

"There is nothing going on here. I will return to Earth immediately and find Gu Yi to get the Stone of Time. By the way, you can talk to Gu Yi, discuss with her, and ask her to give the Stone of Time to you." I'll let it go."

Luke said with a hey smile: "You have also seen what happened, now is not the time to be self-preserving. Only when all six infinite gems are gathered together can I protect this universe. We now have the common enemy of Thanos. No one can say no Well, will he come back and pose a threat to our universe."

"I will make suggestions to her." Odin said: "The Guardian has her own thoughts, and I have no right to interfere. She understands time better than any of us. The Time Stone allows her to see the future clearly." The possibilities are endless."

"However, there are restrictions. She can only see the timeline before her death, which is very close to that time point." Luke said nonchalantly.

"You know more than we imagined." Odin sighed: "Sometimes, Ancient One and I even wonder if you are from the future. You seem to be able to know many things that haven't happened in advance."

"You don't need to worry about it." Luke said with a smile: "If you have nothing to do, hang up first."

With a thought, Luke unilaterally withdrew from this spiritual exchange.The two Odin crows appeared in front of them again.

After seeing Odin again, the human eyes of these two crows made Luke sure that this was Odin's eyes.Odin has been watching him through two crows.

"What to look at, what's interesting." Luke rolled his eyes and muttered angrily: "Peeping Tom."

Just about to turn around, Luke paused, and gradually, a smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He grabbed it forward with his little hand, and the two crows disappeared immediately.Only two pinches of pitch-black crow feathers were left, fluttering down on the spot.

Ten minutes later, another dish was added to the table, two skinny roasted "chickens".

Obia, who is good at cooking among the four roses, cooks for herself. The two crows are roasted so tender on the outside and tender on the inside, and the oil flowers are still sizzling when they are served.

There are two such skinny ones on the table, how can there be enough points.But the delicious taste has won unanimous praise from everyone including Sol!

Luke felt comfortable all over, and even the air felt fresh.

Two days later, Luke used the Space Stone to open a wormhole leading to Earth.

After several years, the apostles returned to the earth again.

As a result, as soon as Luke came back, he found that the earth had become a mess.Iron Man and Captain America each pull a faction, and a civil war breaks out among the superheroes.Nick Fury was devastated by this.

Knowing that Luke was back, Ludan immediately sought support in the communication channel: "Luke, you came back just in time! Stop them for me. Mazefak, these guys are too shameful!" Ludan's face was livid, but It is understandable that he was heartbroken by this.

Luke snorted arrogantly, and his answer stunned the marinated egg: "I've only been away for three years, and you just don't take me seriously? Why don't you call me for a fight? Let everyone wait. I'm coming !!"

"Mazefa..."

Communication is lost.

(End of this chapter)