The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 171 This Konoha Is Not Right

Konoha is not a small, self-contained village like Uzushio Hidden Village. In peaceful times, there are still many visiting ninjas from various countries.

Anbu will register these ninjas, and if they think there is a certain level of danger, they will send corresponding Anbu ninjas to monitor closely.

Apparently, the two super S-rank ninjas, Kadotsu and Onizan, used some secret technique to disguise themselves as two harmless grass ninjas.

Yasuo and the two of them didn't dare to be too ostentatious. After all, if they were interrogated by the police or the Anbu again, even if Kakuzu and the others kept their identities secret, the vest of Mu Qisuoya might arouse suspicion.

It seems that one day I will have to find Master to forge a file...

but......

My master, an upright and respectable old man, has been treating people with sincerity all his life, and I'm afraid he won't be very good at such vile things as falsification and forging his identity!

I don't know if he will be very resistant, it seems that I need to prepare some gifts to thank the teacher.

As Yasuo headed for Yangliu Alley by a hidden path, he calculated in his mind the possibility of persuading Uncle Sima Zang to cover his false identity.

......

In Kakuzu's long ninja career, this is not the first time he has come to Konoha Village.

However, unlike the past few experiences, since entering Konoha in the morning, Kakuzu faintly felt that there is something different about Konoha today.

This feeling is very strange. Obviously, the street is the same as it was ten or twenty years ago, full of crowds and idle ninjas, but no matter how you look at it, it feels awkward.

It's like... It's like the average size of the Konoha ninjas, it seems a little bigger?

Jiaodu shook his head, throwing this ridiculously stupid idea out of his mind.

"Hey, the dog thief Hokage, this is Hua Rongdao, quickly die!"

Suddenly, a few kids with snot noses in the alley were waving branches in their hands and fighting together. The words they shouted surprised even the distracted horns.

"Sawyer, what's going on with these brats, they actually speak ill of Hokage in public!"

Yasuo covered his forehead, he didn't know when things became like this, obviously he always wanted to describe Cao Cao positively...

Yasuo twitched the corner of his mouth, and prevaricated: "Master Jiaodu, these children should be imitating the plots in the novel. The plots are all fictional, so they can't be taken as real."

"Empty?"

Jiaodu frowned, not understanding Yasuo's meaning at all: "Even if it's a sham, but I seem to see that the child playing Hokage has been beaten?"

"Hey, he's playing the first Hokage, so it's normal to be beaten." Yasuo shook his head.

Hearing the words "First Hokage", Kakudo's eyes lit up, and he said, "The first Hokage was beaten? It's an interesting plot, but... the author of this novel is probably not a fool, right?"

Calmly, he took out a small notebook from his pocket and wrote it down, Yasuo twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Hehe...Master Kakuzu is really a good idea!"

Just when Yasuo and Jiao were chatting about the plot of "The Romance of the Five Kingdoms", Ghost Zhan suddenly stopped in his tracks.

Jiaodu said dissatisfied: "What are you doing? Don't miss the matter!"

"what is this?"

Oni Zhan completely ignored Kakuzu's words, his voice was drilled from the gap between the teeth, and it contained incomparable resentment. He pointed to a piece of sea outside the Konoha Theater and reported: "Why does this toad appear on the wall? ?”

"Uh... It seems that "Glass Asakusa Temple" has been replayed recently. After all, there are still too few high-quality movies." Yasuo explained uncertainly.

After handing over the management of the tavern to Nonoyu, Kaduo is now basically in charge of the theater business.

On weekdays, Yasuo doesn't care much about the details of the business anymore, and he doesn't even know about small things like arranging films.

Speaking of which, before Yasuo graduated, Kado spent almost two years visiting several countries to the west of the Fire Nation, spreading the joy of a lot of movies by means of culture going to the countryside and open-air screenings.

But obviously, in the country of water above the East China Sea, these old hats have never seen movies.

Yasuo gestured and explained again, Ghost Zhan finally understood that this movie is a kind of advanced stage play.

At this moment, Oni Zhan recalled that humiliating day five years ago, when he was naked and chopped down three streets by an ugly green-skinned toad with a machete...

Tears of humiliation could not stop swirling in Gui Zhan's eyes.

Not only did I lose to a psychic beast, I also lost to an opera singer?

Ghost Slash said that it was unacceptable.

"and many more!"

Oni Zhan narrowed his eyes, walked up to the poster, and carefully looked at a corner of the poster.

In the corner of the picture, a ninja wearing only obscene pants is spitting blood, and his bare feet are rolling and fleeing in an extremely indecent posture.

And this naked ninja, who else could it be if he wasn't Tao Di Gui Zhan?

"Boy, what are you talking about... How many people have watched this movie called "Glass Asakusa Temple"?"

Yasuo scratched his head, and counted with his fingers: "Well, about 3 people watched the movie in the premiere season, and there will be reruns one after another in the next few years... maybe a hundred thousand or so. ..."

After a pause, Yasuo went on to say: "This is just the screening amount of Konoha. If you include other cities in the Land of Fire, as well as other countries such as the Land of Wind, the Land of Earth, and the Land of Taki, then I also say Not good, maybe hundreds of thousands, maybe millions... Eh? Ninja-sama, Ninja-sama, what's wrong with you?"

The picture of him being so ashamed was actually seen by millions of people. Finally, Momochi Guizhan couldn't bear the joy, rolled his eyes, and passed out.

......

But in the end, it is worthy of being Taodi's biological father in the future, Ghost Zhan's recovery ability is still very good.

Before Jiaodu stretched out his sinful hand towards the Yitian Sword at his waist, Ghost Zhan woke up in time.

"Go, go, hurry up to the Hearthstone Tavern in Rausch! You said that you can watch movies there with a ninja tool, right?"

"Yes, you can watch all the movies that have been released, the premise is that you have enough coupons..."

......

Under Gui Zhan's constant urging, after walking for about ten minutes, the three arrived at the door of Hearthstone Tavern without any risk.

"welcome!"

The person who greeted the guests was an ordinary-looking little girl with a sweet smile and a very polite smile.

But it was obvious that neither Kakuzu nor Ghost Zhan were gentlemen. They pushed the waiter away and walked into the bar.

"Bumping into my employees, Kakudu's evil deeds +1, Ghost Slashing's evil deeds +1."

Yasuo silently took out his notebook again and made a note.

Today, Nonoyu takes a break. She has three days of vacation a week to deal with the affairs of the orphanage. Now she is not only the manager of the Hearthstone Tavern, but also the director of the Konoha Orphanage.

In fact, whether it was the little girl who greeted the guests, the bartender who served wine and tea, or the network administrator who helped the guests turn on and off, these people were basically orphans in the orphanage.

No Naoyu arranged for them to work in the tavern. On the one hand, it solved the shortage of staff in the tavern after the business expanded, and on the other hand, it also greatly eased the financial pressure of the orphanage.

Yasuo has no doubts that the current Konoha Orphanage is much larger than the grass-roots team in the original time and space, and the food, nutrition and living conditions of the orphans are much better.

Since No Naoyu is not here, the leader on duty today should be...

Sure enough, when Yasuo turned his gaze to the computer seat closest to the bar, two melon heads were sitting there impressively.

"Dai, Yahiko-kun has already completed the trial of one-hundred scarecrows. You can't lose to him on the road of diligence. Gamble your youth and sweat, and have a youthful duel with Yahiko-kun!"

"Yes, father! If I can't kill a thousand black wild boars in two hours, then I have to clean the tavern again..."

Yasuo stretched out his right foot silently, and hooked the power cord of the computer worn by Matt.

"Then I have to re-clean the tavern five thousand times!"

Yasuo silently retracted his right foot...

Today's taverns use solid wood floors, and the maintenance costs are too expensive...

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(End of this chapter)