The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 178 The Disaster Day in the Valley of the End

"You villain! Get out of here!"

With the sound of jingling and clanging things hitting the ground, Yasuo escaped from the office on the third basement floor of Anbu Base in a panic.

"Hey, what a stubborn old man, it's useless for me to think about him..."

Reaching out his hand to pat the dust on his clothes, Yasuo shook his head, feeling that he was being treated as a donkey's liver and lungs out of kindness, so depressed.

"Chief Ale, are you here to visit Master Sima Zang?"

Shinichi Yamanaka, who was wearing a long golden ponytail, happened to pass by and greeted Yasuo warmly.

Glancing at Shen Yi's rounded face, Yasuo couldn't help shrinking his neck guiltily.

Back then, the handsome young man from the mountain family, who was facing the wind in a jade tree, was unrestrained and bright, has completely changed his shape now.

Especially the golden ponytail, originally so handsome, so chic and unrestrained, even Yasuo thought that Shinichi Yamanaka could rank among the top three in Konoha in terms of the handsomeness of the braid.

No.1 is of course Galewind Swordsman, Hazak!

But now, the swordsman is still handsome, but with Shen Yi's braid and his big face, Yasuo can only think of a famous singer in his mind.

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper! Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

......

"Chief A Le, what are you singing?"

"Huh? Did I accidentally sing out loud?"

Yasuo rubbed the back of his head, changed the subject and said, "Do you think this person will become stubborn when he gets old?"

"Why did Section Chief Ale say that?"

"You see, my master is good at everything, but he is stingy. He obviously has such a powerful secret technique, but he doesn't want to pass it on. If he wants to practice that kind of escape technique, his talent may be unique, but I By chance, I suddenly found two good seedlings, and wanted to introduce them into the master's school, but the master and the old man scolded me, baby, I feel bitter!"

"Hey, Section Chief Ale, you really are. No one in Anbu knows about Master Sima's love for you. Since it is a secret technique, it must be taught to you."

"Having said that, I have a smooth stomach, two meals a day, very regular, and I don't have any talent in that area at all. What can I do, what can I do..."

Yasuo shook his head and left silently, his back looked a little lonely and lonely.

......

What happened that day was so terrible that Yasuo didn't want to recall it.

In short, on that day, in the valley full of legends, where the Naruto story began and ended, visions appeared one after another.

The wild geese in the sky flew by here, and fell down twitching, and the fish in the small river swam past here, spit white foam and sank to the bottom of the river.

It is not some stunning beauty who created this spectacle of sinking fish and falling geese.

It was Jiaodu and Guizhan, two troubled brothers.

Yasuo knew that Bai Jue's taste might not be good, so he thought that the two of them would quit.

But Yasuo underestimated the appeal of wood escape to a ninja.

"Dry!"

"Dry!"

"Dry!"

Following three high-spirited drinking orders, Jiao Du and Gui Zhan drank up Bai Jue's soup in one gulp, and their fate can be imagined.

Diarrhea, severe diarrhea.

Sadness flows upstream, and excrement flows upstream.

A few minutes after drinking the Baijue soup, an irresistible force broke out.

The eruption was so violent that... the overflowing juices reached the toes of the statues of the two great ninjas.

Yasuo is a kind person, before the yellow water flowed over, Yasuo threw half a roll of toilet paper from a distance, and then hurriedly ran away.

While running, Yasuo yelled pretendingly: "Ah, my stomach hurts so much, two big brothers, I'll go find a toilet first, I'll use the leftover paper myself!"

In ancient times, there was Yan Zi who killed three warriors with two peaches, and now there is Zhuge Suo who killed two Ren with half a roll of toilet paper.

Although the plan may not be successful, Yasuo is very satisfied with his wisdom.

In fact, if it wasn't for pulling too hard, Yasuo reckoned that neither Kakuzu nor Demon Zhan would let him leave so easily.

After all, in their eyes, he is a person who has awakened the wood escape secret technique, so he is very valuable no matter what.

Speaking of it, Yasuo's original intention was just to give some gifts to the dutiful son and age spots, and Kakuzu and Kizawa were just pond fish that got hurt.

Yasuo felt a little uneasy about his conscience.

Lost in the east, harvested in mulberry elm, the secret art of wood escape is the moon in the water and the flower in the mirror after all.

Yasuo plans to send them another fortune, and compensate them with another secret technique that is not much weaker than Mu Dun.

But it's a pity that the old master obviously didn't have the idea of ​​inheriting his box-pressing secret technique.

Although it is a bit regretful, Yasuo can also understand that even in his previous life, biochemical weapons were banned by major countries...

But speaking of it, the Kakudu duo seemed to be the worst. Yasuo narrowed his eyes, thinking of a more stubborn old man.

Although it is not very sure, after receiving such a blow, whether Kakuzu Demon Zhan and the others still have the heart of Taoism, but this does not prevent Yasuo from making some preparations in advance.

He took out his mobile phone: "Hey, Bei Liuhu, what I told you last time, in "Legend of the Ninja", add some functions to Ah Jing, is it done?"

"Oh, it's done. That's fine. I'll report the new coordinates to you. Remember..."

.......

The day when the valley dung disaster ended.

"Master Madara, something is wrong!"

Hei Jue dragged his remnant body back to the underground base in a panic.

The old man on the futon opened his eyes slightly, and his normal white-backed black eyes gradually faded away, revealing a pair of extremely frightening eyes, which are the legendary eyes of reincarnation.

"What's going on? Konoha sent people here? I knew that the corpse of the shadow clone would not be so easy to fool the door, but I didn't expect them to come so late."

While talking, the old man put an orange whirlpool mask on his face, stood up abruptly, and the broken Warring States armor on his body rattled.

In the legend of a generation of ninjas, every gesture is full of arrogance and evil spirit, and it is no longer the old appearance of the past.

Seeing Uchiha Madara's appearance of going to death in a decisive battle, Hei Ze hurriedly said:

"No, Madara-sama, it's not Konoha's people, but some cult members who don't know the so-called. Also, you should put away the eyes of reincarnation, your current body can't bear such consumption!"

"Cultists?"

The old man frowned slightly, and said, "Then have you dealt with them?"

Hei Jue looked embarrassed, and said: "This...the enemy is unexpectedly tricky..."

"Trash, as the incarnation of the old man's will, you actually lost to a group of cultists? Hmm... this is?"

Just when the old man was furious, a drop of unknown liquid suddenly dripped down from the top of the earth wall and hit the old man's lips.

The old man sneered evilly on his cold face, and subconsciously stuck out his scarlet tongue and licked it lightly...

His face, which had turned red from anger, instantly turned pale.

"Yuck~"

An extremely stinky smell hit the old man's nostrils, and the earthworms and rats he ate for lunch were instantly spit out.

"Move quickly, this place is unlivable!"

Without the old man's instructions, Hei Jue has already ordered Bai Jue to pack up their things and run away. At this time, the golden juice has already started to seep down from the top, and it is out of control.

"Don't forget to bring Ah Fei with you!"

The old man lost his eyes of reincarnation, picked up the bear biscuit box and hugged it in his arms, while giving orders to Heijue, he ran away from the door...

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