The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 205 The Emperor Pays Off

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"Well, you Yasuo, you actually have such a secret base with Orochimaru. If it weren't for Miss Ben's wit, I'm afraid you would still be kept in the dark!"

In the southern part of the Sea of ​​Forbearance, on the shadowy island shrouded in mist, Tsunade had his hands on his waist, with a tender and resentful expression on his face.

During the hot days of midsummer, Shadow Isle is the best summer resort. At this time of year, as long as there is no special event, Yasuo and Orochimaru will come here to escape the summer heat.

Today, however, an uninvited guest appeared. Looking at Orochimaru huddled behind the plant, Yasuo squeezed the space between his eyebrows.

Orochimaru spread his hands, half apologetic and half smiling on his white face, he said: "Yasuo-kun, there is no way to do this, after all, Tsunade's medical ninjutsu is very important to my experiment."

"Bah, I didn't expect that you are such a big snake pill, you actually value sex and despise friends!"

Yasuo spat, and then said to Tsunade with a smirk on his face: "Listen to my explanation... well... mainly... Maokai Great Sage, yes, Maokai Great Sage, this old bastard, before He won't let me bring you! Otherwise, how could I abandon my companions?"

Kicking a small swimming snake away, Tsunade sat down on the bench under the awning, and the pleasant smell of perfume entered his nostrils.

Tsunade asked curiously, "Maokai Great Sage? Is it the same existence as Slug Great Sage and Toad Great Sage?"

Yasso held his chin in his hands and said, "Well, that is a terrifying existence, known for his powerful strength and aloof personality..."

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"Master! Master!"

At this moment, a huge green figure appeared in front of Yasuo in the distance. As he ran, the ground shook, as if the entire Shadow Isle trembled.

The person who came was the Twisted Dryad Maokai.

With the continuous accumulation of his years in this world, he is no longer the little sapling that needed to be cared for.His huge figure covered the sky and the sun, as if he was a giant walking out of a myth.

Trotted all the way to Yasuo, it knelt down on the ground with a "bang", bowed to Yasuo with a standard soil seat, and said to Yasuo: "Welcome back to Shadow Island, Zyra is pregnant again, it is not convenient to come out to greet her." you!"

"Is this what you said, Maokai Great Immortal who is known for his aloof personality?" Tsunade said with a complicated expression.

"Hehe...that's how things are for immortals. I don't know about Immortal Slug, but Immortal Toad greeted Zilai the same way when he saw him..."

After fooling around a few words, Yasuo rolled his eyes at Maokai, who was ready to lick the dog, and couldn't help but said, "You guys are quite 'capable', how many children do you have now?"

Maokai scratched his head honestly, and said: "Except for Guapi seven people, the rest are some incompetent children, we just grow and play carelessly."

"Live indiscriminately... play?"

Yasuo was stunned for a while, thinking about it, it seemed right. Apart from playing computer games, Shadow Island could only play with children. What's more, Zyra had a criminal record of not letting go of a cock before. Comrade Kai was also forced to do nothing.

Shaking his head, Yasuo revealed that even a married man can understand his eyes, and said: "Xiao Mao, don't say that Brother Suo doesn't take care of you, I'll give you a chance on business, take a good rest for two days!"

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Land of Rain, Changxiao City, in a small restaurant in a slum area.

Several dinner plates had already bottomed out, Jiaodu and Gui Zhan patted their stomachs, and sat on the side with satisfied faces.

Gui Zhan hiccupped and praised: "It's really delicious, Jiaosang!"

"Yes, it seems that the reason why there was such a situation before must be that our cooking method is wrong!"

Jiaodu turned his head in satisfaction, raised a thumbs up and said to the blue-haired young woman, "Miss Boss, this is your cooking skill!"

"Thank you for your compliment! O(∩_∩)O"

The blue-haired young woman said happily: "To be honest, I was really shocked when I saw the big white paste of the ingredients you prepared just now. I didn't know how to deal with it. I just copied the water and it emitted Very strong... smell..."

"Fortunately, I have a lot of experience in handling this kind of condiment. After repeated washing with baking powder, heavy oil and salt, and more spicy oil to stir-fry, the taste is basically gone."

At this time, the little girl with blue hair also jumped down from the chair, nodded and said: "Our house has stale stinky meat, that's how we deal with it... woo woo woo...Mom, cover my mouth What are you doing!"

Seeing the two Jiaodu people whose faces were gradually turning pale, the blue-haired young woman smiled embarrassedly and said, "Hahaha, two guests, don't listen to your children's nonsense, we are an honest store, how can we sell spoiled food... ..."

"bathroom!"

"what?"

"I said where is the toilet!" Kakudo growled angrily.

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The diarrhea in July was earlier than usual.

Because of the delicious taste similar to spicy crayfish, Kakuzu and Oni Zhan ate more and faster this time, almost reaching the level of a CD.

Fortunately, there are not many other things in the land of rain, that is, there is a lot of rain and there are many rivers.

Under the guidance of the blue-haired young woman, Jiaodu and Guizhan found a river leading to the outside of the city in a very remote place, and it flowed thousands of miles.

Looking at the originally tall man, who is now kneeling in pain, the blue-haired young woman gently touched her daughter's head and said, "Xiao Nan, did mother do something wrong again?"

The little girl named Xiao Nan tugged at the corner of her mother's clothes, shook her head and said, "No, Mom, you are the most powerful cook on this street."

The north wind blows bleakly, and No. [-] Street, a slum area with few people inhabited, blows into the distance...

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Fortunately, it was the downwind, and the heavy rain washed away all the evils in the world.

It is said that in the second year, the crops outside Changxiao City grew very gratifyingly.

Fortunately, humans are animals with strong adaptability. On average, eating a white scorpion for more than a month, and even eating horns and ghosts for more than a year and a half, the resistance of the stomach and intestines has been greatly strengthened.

After pulling for more than five hours, they pulled up their pants calmly and stood up.

"Jiaosang, I feel that the power of yang is constantly emerging, and my legs are trembling with excitement!"

"That's right, I'm also feeling the same way. The strength seems to have reached a critical point. Let's quickly form seals. Maybe today we can awaken the Wooden Escape Secret Technique!"

Because when he fought against the first Hokage back then, due to various reasons, Kakudo had never seen how the wood dun formed seals, so he had to use the combination of earth and water dungeons to figure it out by himself.

He quickly made seals on his chest in the order of Chou-wu-shen-mao-you with both hands, and whispered in his mouth: "Appear, Wood Dun·Great Forest Art!"

Wood escape · big forest jutsu is a kind of ninjutsu that stretches out multiple wooden vine branches from the arm to capture the enemy. It is a relatively elementary wood escape ninjutsu.

Jiaodu waved his arms, hoping for vines to appear, but there was nothing.

"Jiaosang, we seem to have failed again, could it be..."

"Impossible, Hashirama will not lie to me! We are enemies for life, and Hashirama will not lie to me!"

Just when Jiaodu was shouting hysterically, the space in front of him suddenly distorted, and then, a wooden door full of ancient charm appeared out of thin air.

Under the surprised eyes of Kakuzu and Onizan, the wooden door slowly opened...

"Could it be that my talent is too strong, and I directly used the wooden man's technique that can compete with the tailed beast?"

Looking at the huge treant poking out from the wooden door, everyone was shocked.

Not only was this tree man huge in size, but he also had long wooden beards fluttering, and his face was hidden in a mysterious mist of light, giving him an appearance of profound strength.

"Little ghost, you are not Senshou Zhujian, who are you?" Suddenly, the tree man spoke.

Due to the size of the tree, there was no way for the tree man to fully lean out of the wooden door. He said in a condescending and aloof tone: "Compared to Qianshou Zhujian, you are still far behind. When will you be able to psychic out?" The wooden door is huge enough, when will you call me the Great Immortal again!"

Seeing the tree man who was so powerful at first glance turned around to leave, Jiaodu finally recovered from the deep shock, and hurriedly shouted: "Immortal Shubu, disciple Jiaodu, and Qianju Zhujian are... hey... ...In short, I really want to learn from Mu Dun, please teach me the immortal method!"

"Ha ha……"

The giant tree man sneered, then threw out two scrolls, saying: "You are not worthy of such powerful power, these are the psychic scrolls of the wax gourd fairy and the pumpkin fairy under the seat of the fairy, and I will reward you today .”

After a pause, the tree man continued: "When will you get enough vitality from the ginseng doll, let's talk about the future, this immortal will calculate, each of you should eat at least a thousand ginseng Doll, I want it!"

After the giant tree man finished speaking, the old and simple wooden door slowly closed, and everything returned to calm.

"Jiaosang, what happened just now is simply... I am not dreaming!"

"Snapped!"

With one mouthful, Jiaodu whipped Gui Zhan around in a circle, and said: "Really, everything is real, ginseng fruit is real, wood dun is also real, the great secret treasure in Qianshouzhujian, Everything is true, it really pays off! Hahahahaha!"

After laughing maniacally, Jiao Du handed a portion of the psychic scroll in his hand to Gui Zhan, with a serious expression on his face: "One thousand ginseng dolls per person, Brother Gui Zhan, we must step up our efforts and arrange it quickly!"

"okay!"

Wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, Gui Zhan's eyes revealed a fierce look, and he said, "These damned ginseng dolls are really getting more and more cunning, I must dig three feet out of the ground, dig them all out, and make spicy dishes !"

"But before that, Jiaosang, let's go back to Konoha again. The 'Xie Liting' we bought at the Hearthstone Tavern last time is almost used up, and the drug resistance is getting stronger and stronger. In my opinion, we should spend more money and buy the 'Xietingfeng' that has better curative effect?"

Touching the wallet with pain on his face, Jiaodu nodded and said: "In order to obtain the full version of Mutun, the necessary sacrifice is worth it, but, Ghost Slash, I'm afraid we have to find some money-making tasks to do, I heard The people in the Hearthstone Tavern said that there is a business of making movies that is very profitable, otherwise, you can go to women's clothing..."

"Wait a second, wait a moment!"

At this moment, a group of light-footed soldiers ran over from a distance, and the leader, an old man with a shaved head, ran over panting.

Holding two portraits in his hand, he looked at Kakudu and compared them with Onizhan, then his eyes lit up, and he said, "I'm the retainer of the Mori family, a famous family in the Land of Rain. Both of you are S-rank rebels, right?"

Before the two of them got angry, the old man hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, we didn't have any malicious intentions, but recently responded to Lord Hanzo's call. The Kingdom of Rain is recruiting warriors. I don't know if the two of you are interested in joining us. ?”

"By the way, Lord Hanzo and our Maori Patriarch are generous people, and this reward is quite generous..." the old man finally added.

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