The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 211 The Second Strange Poison

The weather in the Land of Rain is really not something to look forward to. Just halfway through the morning, the sky began to rain.

Fortunately, they were well prepared. Jiaodu and his party of four walked slowly in the rain under three big oil-paper umbrellas.

Xiaonan had long been lying on Jiaodu's back, and fell into a deep sleep. I don't know if it was because of this reason that Jiaodu walked very smoothly along the way.

"Shouldn't Uncle Jiaodu be eating? Xiao Nan is hungry!"

At noon, the rain gradually became heavier, and it returned to the usual state of the Kingdom of Rain. At this time, Xiaonan also woke up slowly from Kakuzu's back.

"What a troublesome brat!"

Jiaodu complained so much, but his footsteps stopped, and he looked around, and there happened to be a deserted shrine not far away.

He straightened his shoulders so that the little girl on his shoulders could easily ride on his neck, and then walked towards the shrine.

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"Dinner is ready, dinner is ready!"

Inside the shrine, where the broken roof tiles cut off the rain, Konan shook Kakuzu's neck, urging him to take the food out of Onizumi.

Xiao Nan has long been thinking about the food in the ghostly cut bag, those delicate pastries are something she has never seen before.

"Jiaodu, this kid looks quite edible, I think you will be eaten poor by her one day." Ghost Zhan said as he took off the package.

"Hehe, if necessary, I can raise [-] little ghosts like this."

Jiao Du curled his lips and said, "You bastard, have you ever calculated how much money I have lost in the past two years? You have to perform well in this employment mission, otherwise your ration will be ruined in the future." It can only be shortened to two meals a day."

"What a stingy guy!" Ghost Zhan complained, taking out the food from the package and spreading it on the tablecloth.

Xiao Nan just wanted to reach out to grab the exquisite pastry, but Yoko reached out and slapped her claws away.

"You can't be so rude. This is the food of the two uncles. Even if it is shared with us, we have to wait for them to eat first."

So Xiaonan watched with tears in his eyes as Jiaodu and Gui Zhan feasted on the feast.

Ghost Zhan even made a grimace at her, as if to say, I want to eat delicious food with my uncle, little girl, you should wait a little longer.

"Clap clap clap!"

At this moment, a burst of applause suddenly sounded, and a group of bandit-like people came out of the shadows.

"How is it? Is the food I prepared carefully for the two of you okay?"

As early as the moment these people's aura appeared, Kakuzu and Oni Zhan had already put down their food, and looked at the coming people with gloomy faces.

"If you don't want to die, get out immediately. I'm in such a mood today that I don't want to kill people." Kadotsu said.

The bandit headed clapped his hands and said, "Hahaha, it's not like the king of the underground black market, a gold medal hunter, Master Jiaodu can say such words!"

"Wow, Uncle Kakuto, your name is so cool!" Xiao Nan said with bright eyes.

Keeping Yoko and Xiaonan hidden behind him, Kakuto said: "Since you know my name, don't you think that these dozen or so people who don't even have Chakra are qualified to dictate to me Bar?"

"Haha, if we were in the past, we would not have dared, but now you two have taken the secret laxative passed down from our village. I am afraid that you have already been tortured, and it is difficult to use even a trace of chakra!"

"To be honest, you are not the first ninja to be recruited. Whether it is a zhongnin or a jounin, as long as you are hit by our laxative, you will lose your fighting power and can only wait to be killed."

The bandit at the head couldn't stop laughing. He clapped the long knife in his hand and said, "Master Kakuzu, your head is worth 500 million yuan! And he..."

The bandit leader pointed to Ghost Zhan, and said, "This guy's head is worth 1000 million, and he can exchange the ninja's head for money. Today is really a wonderful day!"

"1000 million, is it so valuable?" Jiaodu turned his head away quietly, staring at Ghost Zhan up and down with unclear meaning.

"Jiaosang, please don't look at me with such lustful eyes, I'm a little scared."

"Just kidding, it's only 1000 million, how can it compare to the friendship between us!"

Jiaodu sneered and patted Ghost Zhan on the back, showing an expression on his face that made people feel very unreliable.

"You guys are still in the mood to joke, before you pull out those dirty things, go to hell with me!"

The bandit leader swung a two-meter-long sword and slashed at the two of them.

For a pure Noroko samurai who can't use chakra, there is nothing more fulfilling than beheading ninjas, so he chooses to do it himself.

"Jiaosang, have you smelled that smell?"

"Yeah." Jiaodu nodded.

"Stop putting on airs, die soon, and become my bounty!"

The leader of the bandits howled and rushed forward with his sword raised, but Kakuzu and Onizan were still talking and laughing.

"I have a hunch that there will be a big gain this time."

"Who said no!"

As soon as the word "Ah" was uttered, Jiaodu and Guizhan leaped into the water, a mighty Huodun - head hard, and Yitianjian's jasper curved blade attacked in two directions respectively.

None of their attacks were aimed at the bandit leader, but their targets were two inconspicuous young men among the bandits.

"How can you still move! And how did you find us!"

This sentence was not said by the bandit leader, but by those two young men.

They narrowly avoided Kadotsu and Oni Zhan's random blows, revealing their white bodies in embarrassment.

The eyes of Jiaodu and Guizhan suddenly lit up, and the greedy look on their faces was all over the place.

The ginseng dolls, which were rare to see in the past and took months to find something, were delivered to the door automatically, and the two were delivered.

The bandit leader was shocked, put away his long knife, and said, "You two are not Gao Wan and Ah Shui, who are you!"

However, Gao Wan and Ah Shui, who had already been possessed by Bai Jue, didn't have the heart to answer the words of the boss of the body.

"You obviously ate the second strange poison of the Rain Kingdom, second only to the poison of the salamander fish. Why do you still have the ability to fight? Could it be that you were all acting just now to trick us into showing up?"

"Acting? My uncle wouldn't do such a boring thing!"

Jiaodu kicked away the food on the ground, grinning grinningly and forced towards Bai Jue.

"Although I don't want to admit it, you stupid ginseng baby, your delicacy has already conquered me. My nose is already very weak in distinguishing other smells, but I am becoming more and more sensitive to your sweet smell. !"

"Also, as expected of Konoha's good medicine, Xie Tingfeng is really effective!"

"However, even if there is no antidote, this level of laxative is nothing to us. We are professionals when it comes to diarrhea!"

Speaking of Kakuzu's mask, eight teeth were exposed.

"No, don't come here!"

The Baijues were like little quails facing a weasel in the wind and rain, shivering in a corner and screaming in despair.

.........

hours later.

A small figure, with melon skin on top, walked into the abandoned shrine with deep feet and shallow feet, leaning on a cane.

Seeing the overturned food covered with less than sand, he rushed towards it like a traveler who saw an oasis in the desert...

"It's so delicious. It seems that Brother Yasuo is right. I am indeed a person favored by the god of luck..."

While eating, the orange skin of the melon shed tears of happiness...

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