The happy man of Konoha no Hagi
Chapter 236 The Magic Lamp [Ask for a monthly ticket, thank you! 】
Chapter 236 The Magic Lamp [Ask for a monthly ticket, thank you! 】
"Rebel, why are you covering your eyes and still have that strange expression on your face?"
The third basement floor of Anbu, Information Section.
Yasuo, Uncle Sima Zang, Shinichi Yamanaka, Warrior of the Five Elements, and newcomer Kato Duan are working overtime together.
Uncle Sima Zang looked at the absent-minded Yasuo with a distorted expression on his face, and asked suspiciously: "Are you feeling sick to your stomach? After all, today's supper is too rich, even the teacher feels [-]% full. "
Touching his round belly, Sima Zang turned his head and patted Kato Duan, who had a complicated expression, and encouraged him: "Isn't it Kato Duan, work hard, your performance today is not up to standard!"
Old man Sima Zang compared the size of a basketball with his hand, and said, "You actually only ate eight of such a big donut, and you didn't finish the eight taels of French fries, what a disgrace to our root organization! "
"Root tissue? What's that?"
Kato struggled with the last few French fries, and asked inexplicably.
Shinichi Yamanaka smiled when he heard the words, and said: "Congratulations, little brother, the root organization is a secret organization established by Elder Shimura Danzo himself, with the purpose of 'serving Konoha, protecting Konoha'. It is not an ideal and special organization. Firm and talented ninjas cannot participate."
"Master Sima Zang, do you mean that I can join the organization under Elder Shimura Danzo?" Kato Duan stuffed the French fries in his hand into his mouth, and quickly confirmed.
"What? You look excited?" Sima Zang asked noncommittally.
"Of course!"
Kato calmed down, and said: "I heard about Elder Shimura Danzo's deeds a long time ago, whether he was injured all over his body in order to perform the mission, or worked overtime for work, and even gave up his family to take care of everyone. He has not married yet. Putting all your energy into the construction of Konoha, every single deed is so great!"
"Even after these two days of news reports, I realized that the deeds of Elder Shimura Danzo that I had learned about were just a drop in the ocean of his great achievements, not worth mentioning at all!
Elder Shimura Danzo is the uncrowned king on Hokage Rock, a great man descended from heaven by the Minamiga River, and it is my honor to serve him. "
Listening to Kato's rambling words, old man Sima Zang nodded lightly and said:
"Although what you said is the truth, but...Elder Danzang himself is a very low-key person, although his talents far exceed...that who...
But the Third Hokage-sama is the best friend of Elder Danzo after all, it’s not good to be too much in the limelight, so you should keep a low profile, keep a low profile...
Um?Traitor, do you have any opinion? "
Sima Zang looked at Yasuo, who was winking and constipated, and asked worriedly.
"Huh? Why don't you have anything to add if you don't speak?"
……
At this moment, Yasuo, who had been wandering in the sky, suddenly leaned forward, and threw himself on the solid chest of Uncle Sima Zang, and then let out a "vomit!"...
Vomited……
"Traitor, what the hell are you doing!"
Jumping up swiftly, Sima Zang's face turned livid, and he said, "Could it be that you have any dissatisfaction with Elder Danzang?"
"no!"
Only then did Yasuo come back to his senses, his face turned pale, and he raised his hand and said, "Master, I seem to have eaten a stomachache, so I'm going to work overtime today!"
After speaking, Yasuo ran out of the computer room.
"Rebel, your overtime pay for this month is gone! It's gone!"
Uncle Sima Zang's angry voice came from behind.
----------------
"Spicy eyes, really hot eyes!"
Yasuo ran into the toilet, washed his face with clean water, and calmed down.
Yasuo has always been very concerned about the situation on Yahiko's side. After all, if something goes wrong, Su Liangmaru and Nanako may find themselves desperate.
And it's about Nagato and Samsarayan, no matter how you say it, you can't be sloppy.
It doesn't matter if it's not sloppy, Yasuo happened to see the fateful encounter between the orange melon skin and the red-haired boy during his frequent inspections...
……
"Nagato, right? So, it's you who stole my bait, and then set up a vicious trap next to it—a chain of shit?"
On the open space outside the tree hole, Yahiko continued to wash his feet with clean water, while speaking fiercely.
Nagato lowered his head: "Brother Yahiko, I really didn't mean to frame you..."
"Forget it!"
Yahiko waved his hand helplessly, lifted his foot and rubbed it vigorously on Nagato's trousers, and said: "Thanks to these cakes that have been stored for a long time, the potency of the medicine has dissipated a lot. If you ate it a few weeks ago, just you Small in stature, I'm afraid... hum!"
Yahiko crossed his hips with a proud expression on his face.
"Help!"
"Help!"
Suddenly, a girl's scream came from not far away.
Yahiko frowned, pulled the weak Nagato, and rushed in the direction of the voice.
……
"It really is that girl!"
Lying in the grass, Yahiko pressed Nagato's head on the ground, with a dignified expression.
That little blue-haired girl from before actually chased her here for a lollipop, which really made people wonder what to say.
I saw a huge wild boar staring at the little girl fiercely, and the little girl had been forced to the side of the tree.
Wild boars are omnivorous, and they eat almost everything they can put into their mouths.
Obviously this little girl falls into the category of edible.
"Brother Yahiko, what should I do, this little girl is so pitiful, but this wild boar..."
Nagato looked at the wild boar whose mane was like steel needles, his teeth were trembling, and he couldn't say anything if he wanted to rescue the little girl.
"Bastard, let go of that girl, what's the matter with me!"
Yahiko gave Nagato a headbutt, then jumped out, showing eight teeth towards the wild boar.
With the sound effect of "ding" flashing, the reflection of the big white teeth and the orange skin is particularly eye-catching under the dusk sky.
The wild boar turned around, and the orange-yellow round object reminded it of its favorite pumpkin.
Drooling, it charged towards the "pumpkin".
When Yahiko got closer, he realized that the wild boar was even bigger than it looked from a distance, like a small bulldozer, with a pair of sharp fangs penetrating, and there was even a bit of fishy smell in its mouth.
"Brother Yasuo, don't lie to me!"
Although his legs were trembling, he was Yahiko after all, even though he was crooked, he was still the Yahiko who created Akatsuki organization in the future.
At the moment of life and death, he calmly took out a "magic lamp" and frantically rubbed it with his small hands.
"Afanti, please grant me strength!"
"boom!"
With a flash of smoke, a green-skinned toad wearing the costume of a dancer from the Western Regions appeared in front of Yahiko.
"Young brave man, do you have any difficulty in summoning this god? Eh... isn't that the urinal I have lost for a long time?"
The green-skinned toad in the umbilical dress put its claws against the wild boar's protuberance, and looked at the "magic lamp" in Yahiko's arms with bright eyes.
He grinned and said, "Without it, peeing every night is very boring! In order to thank you for helping me find the urinal, I can grant you three wishes."
"Well, the final right of interpretation belongs to Blackwater DreamWorks." Green-skinned Toad finally added in a low voice.
…………
…………
grateful:
Mucheng ぺ reward 100 starting point Bifeng
caster2016 reward 100 starting coins
Silent music notation reward 100 points
(End of this chapter)
"Rebel, why are you covering your eyes and still have that strange expression on your face?"
The third basement floor of Anbu, Information Section.
Yasuo, Uncle Sima Zang, Shinichi Yamanaka, Warrior of the Five Elements, and newcomer Kato Duan are working overtime together.
Uncle Sima Zang looked at the absent-minded Yasuo with a distorted expression on his face, and asked suspiciously: "Are you feeling sick to your stomach? After all, today's supper is too rich, even the teacher feels [-]% full. "
Touching his round belly, Sima Zang turned his head and patted Kato Duan, who had a complicated expression, and encouraged him: "Isn't it Kato Duan, work hard, your performance today is not up to standard!"
Old man Sima Zang compared the size of a basketball with his hand, and said, "You actually only ate eight of such a big donut, and you didn't finish the eight taels of French fries, what a disgrace to our root organization! "
"Root tissue? What's that?"
Kato struggled with the last few French fries, and asked inexplicably.
Shinichi Yamanaka smiled when he heard the words, and said: "Congratulations, little brother, the root organization is a secret organization established by Elder Shimura Danzo himself, with the purpose of 'serving Konoha, protecting Konoha'. It is not an ideal and special organization. Firm and talented ninjas cannot participate."
"Master Sima Zang, do you mean that I can join the organization under Elder Shimura Danzo?" Kato Duan stuffed the French fries in his hand into his mouth, and quickly confirmed.
"What? You look excited?" Sima Zang asked noncommittally.
"Of course!"
Kato calmed down, and said: "I heard about Elder Shimura Danzo's deeds a long time ago, whether he was injured all over his body in order to perform the mission, or worked overtime for work, and even gave up his family to take care of everyone. He has not married yet. Putting all your energy into the construction of Konoha, every single deed is so great!"
"Even after these two days of news reports, I realized that the deeds of Elder Shimura Danzo that I had learned about were just a drop in the ocean of his great achievements, not worth mentioning at all!
Elder Shimura Danzo is the uncrowned king on Hokage Rock, a great man descended from heaven by the Minamiga River, and it is my honor to serve him. "
Listening to Kato's rambling words, old man Sima Zang nodded lightly and said:
"Although what you said is the truth, but...Elder Danzang himself is a very low-key person, although his talents far exceed...that who...
But the Third Hokage-sama is the best friend of Elder Danzo after all, it’s not good to be too much in the limelight, so you should keep a low profile, keep a low profile...
Um?Traitor, do you have any opinion? "
Sima Zang looked at Yasuo, who was winking and constipated, and asked worriedly.
"Huh? Why don't you have anything to add if you don't speak?"
……
At this moment, Yasuo, who had been wandering in the sky, suddenly leaned forward, and threw himself on the solid chest of Uncle Sima Zang, and then let out a "vomit!"...
Vomited……
"Traitor, what the hell are you doing!"
Jumping up swiftly, Sima Zang's face turned livid, and he said, "Could it be that you have any dissatisfaction with Elder Danzang?"
"no!"
Only then did Yasuo come back to his senses, his face turned pale, and he raised his hand and said, "Master, I seem to have eaten a stomachache, so I'm going to work overtime today!"
After speaking, Yasuo ran out of the computer room.
"Rebel, your overtime pay for this month is gone! It's gone!"
Uncle Sima Zang's angry voice came from behind.
----------------
"Spicy eyes, really hot eyes!"
Yasuo ran into the toilet, washed his face with clean water, and calmed down.
Yasuo has always been very concerned about the situation on Yahiko's side. After all, if something goes wrong, Su Liangmaru and Nanako may find themselves desperate.
And it's about Nagato and Samsarayan, no matter how you say it, you can't be sloppy.
It doesn't matter if it's not sloppy, Yasuo happened to see the fateful encounter between the orange melon skin and the red-haired boy during his frequent inspections...
……
"Nagato, right? So, it's you who stole my bait, and then set up a vicious trap next to it—a chain of shit?"
On the open space outside the tree hole, Yahiko continued to wash his feet with clean water, while speaking fiercely.
Nagato lowered his head: "Brother Yahiko, I really didn't mean to frame you..."
"Forget it!"
Yahiko waved his hand helplessly, lifted his foot and rubbed it vigorously on Nagato's trousers, and said: "Thanks to these cakes that have been stored for a long time, the potency of the medicine has dissipated a lot. If you ate it a few weeks ago, just you Small in stature, I'm afraid... hum!"
Yahiko crossed his hips with a proud expression on his face.
"Help!"
"Help!"
Suddenly, a girl's scream came from not far away.
Yahiko frowned, pulled the weak Nagato, and rushed in the direction of the voice.
……
"It really is that girl!"
Lying in the grass, Yahiko pressed Nagato's head on the ground, with a dignified expression.
That little blue-haired girl from before actually chased her here for a lollipop, which really made people wonder what to say.
I saw a huge wild boar staring at the little girl fiercely, and the little girl had been forced to the side of the tree.
Wild boars are omnivorous, and they eat almost everything they can put into their mouths.
Obviously this little girl falls into the category of edible.
"Brother Yahiko, what should I do, this little girl is so pitiful, but this wild boar..."
Nagato looked at the wild boar whose mane was like steel needles, his teeth were trembling, and he couldn't say anything if he wanted to rescue the little girl.
"Bastard, let go of that girl, what's the matter with me!"
Yahiko gave Nagato a headbutt, then jumped out, showing eight teeth towards the wild boar.
With the sound effect of "ding" flashing, the reflection of the big white teeth and the orange skin is particularly eye-catching under the dusk sky.
The wild boar turned around, and the orange-yellow round object reminded it of its favorite pumpkin.
Drooling, it charged towards the "pumpkin".
When Yahiko got closer, he realized that the wild boar was even bigger than it looked from a distance, like a small bulldozer, with a pair of sharp fangs penetrating, and there was even a bit of fishy smell in its mouth.
"Brother Yasuo, don't lie to me!"
Although his legs were trembling, he was Yahiko after all, even though he was crooked, he was still the Yahiko who created Akatsuki organization in the future.
At the moment of life and death, he calmly took out a "magic lamp" and frantically rubbed it with his small hands.
"Afanti, please grant me strength!"
"boom!"
With a flash of smoke, a green-skinned toad wearing the costume of a dancer from the Western Regions appeared in front of Yahiko.
"Young brave man, do you have any difficulty in summoning this god? Eh... isn't that the urinal I have lost for a long time?"
The green-skinned toad in the umbilical dress put its claws against the wild boar's protuberance, and looked at the "magic lamp" in Yahiko's arms with bright eyes.
He grinned and said, "Without it, peeing every night is very boring! In order to thank you for helping me find the urinal, I can grant you three wishes."
"Well, the final right of interpretation belongs to Blackwater DreamWorks." Green-skinned Toad finally added in a low voice.
…………
…………
grateful:
Mucheng ぺ reward 100 starting point Bifeng
caster2016 reward 100 starting coins
Silent music notation reward 100 points
(End of this chapter)
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