The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 253 Yasuo preaches (2)

Sand Eagle, or Sand Sculpture, looked desperately at everything around him.

He felt that the world was full of malice towards him.

A few days ago, he was the crown prince of Sand Hidden Village, one of the five hidden villages in the ninja world.

As long as the second Kazekage kicks his feet and his soul returns to bliss, he can justifiably become the third Kazekage.

Even though he is the most handsome Hanzo, and his strength is known as the strongest under Ninja God, his title can still only be - "Leader" of the Land of Rain!

And what about yourself?

film!

What a noble status!

Not only has the authority to control a country's military combat power, but it is also the highest form of affirmation of ninja abilities in the world.

Only the perfect combination of power and strength deserves the title of "Shadow".

However now...

It's over, it's all over!

Whether it's the name Sand Sculpture, or the green tights on her body...

With such a taint, even Sand Eagle/Eagle couldn't get over that hurdle in their hearts.

Don't talk about being a wind shadow...

If any photos are released, Sand Eagle/Eagle will choose to commit suicide immediately!

However, it wasn't these things that made him suffer the most...

But...

Gently pulling and stroking the green tights on his body, Sha Sculpture actually felt... This style of clothes seems to feel softer and more comfortable the more you wear them...

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"Boom-thump-thump-"

At this time, the bell rang again.

Everyone listened attentively, and the bell didn't stop until nine times later.

Taking a breath, Gui Zhan couldn't help but whispered: "Jiaosang, before Immortal Maokai and Immortal Jiela came together, it was only eight bells, and it was only six long and two short. Don't say it again, it's still a long voice, could it be..."

"Yes, it must be him...he is coming..."

There were rare violent fluctuations in Kakudu's emerald green pupils. In his long life, there were not many things that could disturb his mind like this. It was once when he discovered the Hashirama Secret Treasure, once when he took the ginseng doll for the first time, and now it's another time.

"Jiaosang, your complexion is not right!"

As a close friend who has never left even to go to the bathroom for several years, Onizan keenly noticed Kakuzu's abnormality, quickly took out two pills from his arms, and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Jiaosang, your blood pressure has risen again, be careful not to faint again, if you have a stroke, you are not joking!"

"Cough...that..."

Leaning on the futon, he babbled his mouth, and said in a difficult and obscure way: "You idiot, look at the packaging carefully... This is Xietingfeng... not an antihypertensive drug..."

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"Yasuo, stop thinking about it and imitate me?"

In the apse, Tam waved her clam claws, trying to make the final persuasion: "I, Tam Kench, am really not a toad, I am a demon, a powerful demon!"

Yasuo slapped Tam's paw away with a slap, and said, "What's the use of saying this now, in the background story, you are a demon, and I'm just a young Ionian swordsman, and I'm just as rebellious as that sand sculpture The blame man, but in the Summoner's Canyon, you are still not my opponent? Is there a kind of heads-up?"

Tam held his chin in his hands and said seriously, "Are you sure?"

Recalling the fear of the sword hero on the road being dominated by the toad, Yasuo said solemnly: "League of Legends is a team game, and team play is my world of happy men!"

Seeing that Tam still wanted to refute, Yasuo interrupted decisively: "Anyway, using Niu's skills to perfectly imitate the soul, whether it is temperament or Reiatsu, is not bad at all! Since you can choose, God is not How much more handsome than a demon?"

(Innate Phantom Charm: Neeko's passive skill can pretend to be her teammate. When attacking enemies, receiving damage, or using blooming seeds and tangled barbs, the disguise will be broken and the cooldown time of the skill will be increased.)

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When Jiaodu's blood pressure gradually calmed down and Yoyo woke up, the first thing that caught his eyes was Oni Zhan's anxious face: "Jiaosang, how do you feel, are you feeling better?"

Jiaodu covered his forehead with a grateful expression, and said, "Thank you, good brother, I feel much better!"

"That's good!"

Gui Zhan patted his chest, and said: "It's all my carelessness, I gave you Xietingfeng by mistake, it almost caused a big mistake, fortunately, I gave you the antidote of Xietingfeng in time."

"The antidote for Xietingfeng?" An ominous premonition suddenly rose in Jiaodu's heart, and at the same time, there was a faint cramping pain in his lower abdomen.

"That's right, I saved some ginseng dolls in the sealing scroll before, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today..."

"Ah? Jiaosang, where are you going, the big shot is coming soon, don't be naughty!"

"Let go, you stupid ass, let me go!"

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Just when Jiaodu's face was pale, and he was kicking and holding his ghost, the god statue in the hall suddenly shone with dazzling light.

When the light dimmed slightly, one could vaguely see that there was a bright halo door on the chest of the statue.

A burst of ethereal sounds came out from the door of the Light Gate, accompanied by chirping, childlike voices.

Just as everyone was listening attentively, an indescribable prehistoric pressure emerged from the door.

This feeling is very strange, it is not the kind of real pressure, but directly acts on the soul.

Although Kakutsu and the others, as natives of the ninja world, have never seen a god, the inexplicable coercion still made them feel that their breathing became sluggish.

The Adam's apple moved slightly, and under the shocked eyes of everyone, following the more intensive sound of bells, a living god came out from the door, followed by several penguins.

If they have played League of Legends, they will definitely know this door of light, which is the E skill of Bard, the wandering god of the astral world - magical journey.

(Bard opens a one-way teleporter on nearby terrain. Both allies and enemies can use the teleporter by right-clicking when approaching the entrance, but allies teleport faster than enemies.)

In the background story of the League of Legends, the highest-level existence currently known is the star-casting dragon king Aurelion Sol.

In the background setting, the Dragon King is the earliest god born in the universe, and rubbing the planet with hands is as simple as the prince rubbing balls.

However, the size of the Dragon King is too big, and it is not in human form, so Yasuo did not use Nixie's skills to simulate becoming the Star-Forging Dragon King.

The image Yasuo chose is Bard, and the wood spirit following Bard is the baby penguin in the skin of the Snow Festival, which looks very cute.

Bud, a chubby, chubby, wobbly hero in Summoner's Rift, basically belongs to Nan Bowan in the support.

As long as you take out this hero, one of your own AD and the enemy's AD is bound to be autistic.

Of course, in 70.00% of the cases, the autistic ones are their own AD, and this way of happiness is also in line with Yasuo's intention.

Although in order to pursue happiness, Bud's bot lane is likely to become RBQ, but in the background story, Bud is a very tyrannical existence.

In the background story, mortals like Yasuo and Revan fight to death in Runeterra, and Demacia and Noxus have grievances and grievances on Valoran. In fact, the pattern is very small.

The ones who are truly detached are mainly characters like demigods, void creatures, ascenders, demons, and gods.

And Bard is different from those low-level gods who are active in Runeterra. Bard is a higher level. He is a traveler on the other side of the astral world, and his mission is even more noble - to maintain the balance of the universe.

When the unknowable fabric of the universe is threatened, Bard guides all that exists from total extinction.

To put it simply, Bard is a professional savior, and he is much more reliable sensorially than a new savior like Asura reincarnated.

In any case, for Yasuo, strength doesn't matter, as long as the aura is enough and the happiness is enough, O**K!

Then, Yasuo, who transformed into Bard's image, scanned everyone with divine eyes.

Suddenly, he noticed Jiaodu's pale complexion, his constantly swinging calves, and his tight buttocks.

In order to better show the miracles to these natives, and more importantly, to prevent any terrible things from happening in front of him, Yasuo decided to give him emergency treatment.

Yasuo waved his hand, and a little penguin walked out behind him, holding a small bottle of potion in its mouth, and swayed to Kakuzu's side.

Glancing at "God" and then at the penguin-like "Envoy of God" in front of him, Jiaodu hurriedly saluted and said, "Thank you, Immortal Huateng for giving me the medicine!"

After speaking, Jiaodu took the potion and drank it without hesitation.

As Jiaodu's throat "gurgled" turned, the eyelids of the majestic "Hua Teng Immortal" twitched indiscernibly.

Yasuo couldn't help roaring in his heart:

That was a vial of undiluted life potion...

This small bottle can be used as coke for hundreds of people!

If every day is so extravagant, by the time Boren's cub is born, his assets will have shrunk by several percentage points!

My heart hurts so much! ! !

It's like I can't breathe...

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In the diary of the saint Jiaodu, the scene of his first visit to the gods is recorded as follows:

"At the most helpless moment in my life, it was the adult who stepped on seven penguins and gave me the holy water of heaven to soothe my unspeakable pain. In his eyes, crystal tears fell..."

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