The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 258 The old man has never seen such a brazen person

In ancient times, there was a Zhuge villager who played the qin on the head of the city, and staged an empty city plan.

Today, Youzhi Village Danzang eats pork head meat in the wilderness to deter the three armies!

Danzo ate the pig's head and pork knuckle while watching the screen of the mobile phone, completely ignoring the sand ninja army.

"Thank you to the No. 1314 local tyrant in our live broadcast room, 'My father is the village head' friend who sent [-] thousand copies, the boss is so generous!"

"Hey, another local tyrant has entered the live broadcast room. Thanks to my friend 'Uchiha Banzai' for the 66 sets of shurikens. Wow, this little boss is even more majestic!"

"'My father is the village head' friend gave me another 10 kunai, after all, this boss is awesome!"

"'Uchiha Banzai' friends have opened a special jounin!"

"'My father is the village head' friend has opened the Elite Jnin!"

"'Uchiha Banzai' friend opened Hokage!!!"

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While eating delicious food, Danzang watched the two local tyrants start to fight for wealth in the live broadcast room, with wide-eyed smiles, and they couldn't close their mouths at all.

Sure enough, what Yasuo said was right, there are many rich people in Konoha, so they have to use their brains to find a way to use their money to protect Konoha!

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Watching all this in a daze, the sand ninjas were all dumbfounded for a while, and after a while, they all asked the huge confusion in their hearts.

"What's the situation, who is this fat man, and what is he doing?"

"Those are all meat, right? There's so much meat, this fat man looks really delicious!"

"Yeah, I couldn't get enough of Bingliang Wan, but now I'm even more hungry. Who is this fat man? Was it sent by Konoha to disturb our army's morale?"

"Such a body type, I'm afraid it can't be an ordinary ninja. Could this person be the legendary Konoha strongman who beat the third generation of Raikage, Akimichi Takes the Wind?"

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A villain with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of nine feet sixty-three, sitting in the wilderness with a big horse and a golden sword eating pork head meat, this image obviously greatly shocked the sand ninjas who had never seen anything in the world.

This group of guys who huddled in the desert all day and saved a little bit of supplies have never seen such a burly man, nor have they seen such a rich and delicious meat.

The sand ninjas swallowed their spittle while discussing, guessing the identity of this person.

Fortunately, sand ninja is not cloud ninja. In the ninja world, at least in the original plot, sand hidden village is the ninja village with the closest communication with Konoha. In addition, Danzo led troops to encircle and suppress the empty sand hidden stronghold several times before. , soon someone stood up and pointed out his identity.

"It's not Autumn Road, he is the commander-in-chief of Konoha's West Front, Shimura Danzo, who is known as Konoha's fierce tiger!"

"What? It turned out to be him! That peerless tiger who broke through more than 100 strongholds in our Shayin!"

"In the legend, he is as tyrannical as a tiger, choosing and devouring people, are those not human flesh?"

"No way, it's obviously a pig's head. Anyway, no matter how powerful this Shimura Danzo is, he's just one person. We have 1 people here, and each person takes a pee... It seems that he can't drown. That guy looked at it can float!"

"Then why are you still standing there, let's tie him shoulder to shoulder, won't the war be won?"

"..."

Just as the ninjas under his command were discussing, several senior advisors also gathered beside the Samana.

A tall man said: "Master Kazekage, this person is indeed Danzo Shimura, the commander is hanging out alone? What is going on here, do we want to do it?"

Before the words finished, the other advisor shook his head and said, "No, Kazekage-sama, Shimura Danzo has always been scheming, and he dared to appear in front of our army alone, there must be ghosts!"

"Yes, yes, there must be an ambush around, let the investigation team go and investigate around!"

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Listening to the suggestions and suggestions of his subordinates, Samana's bright forehead completely wrinkled.

"Is this an empty city plan?" Samana raised his eyes and looked ahead, trying to see a clue from Danzo's face.

It's a pity that Danzo's acting skills can't be seen through by Samana.

When he played Heiji in "Infernal Affairs", Danzo had an exquisite scene of eating box lunch. After many years, Danzo's acting skills are now a step closer, and eating pork head meat is even more delicious.

"Gollum—"

The Samana, who was staring at Danzo closely, suddenly heard an embarrassing sound from his stomach.

The old man blushed, Samana said to several advisers: "Don't be careless, just observe and observe..."

Is this an empty city plan...

Samana scratched his big bald dick with his hands, a little unsure.

Shimura Danzo, as a powerful figure in Konoha, must be busy with every day, so has he ever watched "The Romance of the Five Kingdoms"?

If he had watched "The Romance of the Five Kingdoms", then he must have staged an empty city plan?

It must be the guys like Urenin and Iwanin who say no, but take advantage of us sending troops to take advantage of it in action. Konoha's troops are not enough, so they want to use an empty city strategy?

No, my unfilial apprentice sold a lot of information to Konoha before, including the exact color of the old man's underwear. I think Konoha must know that the old man has watched "The Romance of the Five Kingdoms".

So this is a trick, deliberately tricking the old man into being fooled?

……

Just as the heaven and man were fighting in Samana's mind, time passed by every minute.

After about an hour, the food on the big round table has been eaten by Danzo.

"Master Kazekage, why don't we use long-range ninjutsu, shuriken, and Senbon to test it first? Even if we can't hurt him, at least we can't let Konoha's people eat so arrogantly in front of us!" A The guard named Makiba suddenly spoke.

Advisor A: "Yes!"

Advisor B: "It makes sense!"

Consultant C: "Why didn't I think of that!"

Shamen also clapped his fists and said, "Xiaoxiao tricked me! Send an order to the ninjutsu class, and prepare to use powerful long-range ninjutsu!"

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However, at this moment, Danzo suddenly put down the fifth pair of pork knuckles in his hand, puffed out his stomach, overturned the table, and then stood up using the elasticity of his buttocks.

The pork bones with shredded meat all gurgled and scattered on the ground, and the sand ninjas made a pity sound.

Danzo stood up and took a step forward, his huge body immediately crushed the bones under his feet.

With his stalwart size and the sound of crackling bones, Danzo is like a demon king walking from hell, giving people a great sense of oppression.

He looked around disdainfully, and shouted: "Fight and not fight, retreat and never retreat, but why!"

After shouting three times, the sand ninjas didn't dare to take a step forward. Danzo smiled contemptuously, and then shouted sharply: "I've heard the name of the monk Kazun for a long time, can you come out and talk about it today?"

Seeing him looking at him from left and right, Samana nodded.

Although Samana knew that given his age and physical condition, he would definitely not be the opponent of the fierce Konoha tiger in a one-on-one match, but he didn't want to lose his momentum if it was just for talking.

The Samana jumped onto a rock and said, "You are Konoha Fierce Tiger, Shimura Danzo, what can you do with me?"

"Hahahaha!"

Danzang suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, and said: "I thought, as the second generation of Kazekage, the same generation as my benefactor, you must have a high opinion when you come to the front of the battle and face the soldiers of the two armies. I didn't expect that you would say so Vulgar language!"

Samana: "????"

"The old man hasn't said anything yet..."

"shut up!!"

Tuanzang picked up a pig bone and threw it towards the monk, interrupting him, saying: "Shameless old thief! Don't you know that everyone in the world is willing to eat your flesh alive! Don't dare to talk here!"

Samana: "????"

"The old man is not rap..."

"Shut up again!"

Danzo threw out the pig bone again.

"Second Kazekage! You have lived fifty to seven times in vain. You have not made an inch of merit in your life, and you can only shake your lips and tongue! A dog with a broken spine dares to bark and bark in front of our army!"

"Hey man! Old thief with gray beard! I have never seen such a brazen person!!!"

Samana: "..."

"Old man... this old man has a bald head, why is his head... why is his beard..."

"Wow" spat out a mouthful of blood, and as the world spun for a while, the second Kazekage who was already sick and was about to die in the original time and space—Sramana, fell headfirst from the rock.

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