The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 278 Turning to bed Elder Xiaochun is right (2 in 1 puls)

"Ah!"

In Konoha Hospital, Yasuo was lying on the hospital bed, tucked into the quilt, with an ice therapy bag on his forehead.

On the side of the hospital bed, Tsunade frowned, looking at the apple that had been cut into an irregular polygon in his hand, while Orochimaru was making a nutritious porridge.

As for Jiraiya, he propped up a recliner and looked at the magazine happily.

This pornographic magazine is a high-end product in the country of Tang, and it took a lot of effort to get it, and I didn't open it myself, so I directly used it to pay homage to Yasuo.

Now that Yasuo is back from the dead, this magazine has naturally become Jiraiya's collection again.

This is the second time Yasuo has been hospitalized. He and Shuo Mao have been in good health since they were young, and almost never had any diseases.

The last time Yasuo was hospitalized was more than ten years ago. At that time, he was kidnapped by the watermelon mountain puffer ghost. After stealing a lot of hot pot dishes, he was fed a lot of Shimura brand Bingliang pills by Danzo, which eventually caused severe indigestion.

That hospitalization was a terrible experience, which was regarded as a lifelong shame by Ya Index.

However, Qiu Yasuo who was forcibly fed has already reported it. He backhanded a super double and returned it to Master Danzo several times.

Yasuo was hospitalized this time because of a cold and a fever of 39 degrees.

The reason for catching a cold is very simple. Anyone who dances on the tombhead wearing unlined clothes in the snowy weather is likely to catch a cold and have a fever.

The weather in the ninja world is so abnormal, who would have expected it to snow in June?

Yasuo said it was difficult to understand. The most annoying thing was that everyone didn't wear much, but he was the only one in the audience who had a bad cold.

All in all, Yasuo was once again defeated by nature's uncanny workmanship.

……

"Boom-thump-thump-"

The door of the ward was opened, and the two people who came in were Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo.

Sarutobi Hiruzen still had that inscrutable upright look, and Danzo's face was as usual.

But if you look closely, you can see traces of red sclera in Danzo's squinted eyes due to overdeveloped apple muscles.

He walked into the ward boldly, threw a bag of Coca-Cola sauce on Yasuo's bedside table, and said:

"Rebel, are you in better health? The nearest doctors seem to be very unreliable. Do you want to find some good doctors for you?"

What Danzo said was the truth. In the original time and space, Konoha's medical ninjutsu did not usher in a big development until Tsunade took over from Zhuanju Koharu in the late World War II and presided over the medical work in the village.

And now, compared to the original time and space, Konoha Hospital has lost the backbone doctor Takagi Ebi, and the medical level is even worse.

Of course, this kind of embarrassment is relative, and Konoha's medical level is naturally higher than other ninja villages.

Well, it's not appropriate to say that. Yunyin Village, which has advanced bioelectric shock treatment technology, can't underestimate the current medical strength.

Yasuo shook his head, rejecting the master's offer, preferring the chakra massage that Tsunade gave him every three hours instead of looking for another doctor.

Danzo also knew about Tsunade and Yasuo. These two were his favorite juniors, and he didn't insist on it anymore, but turned to the topic.

"What's going on, you should explain it, the monkey and I are very curious... the monkey?"

"Ahem! Elder Danzang is right, what he said is exactly what I mean!"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi straightened up in embarrassment, wiped the blood from his nose with his hands, and reluctantly looked away from Jiraiya's magazine.

Danzang squeezed his plump brows, knowing that his perverted old friend didn't hear his question at all, so he said again:

"As for Yasuo's resurrection, the organization has kept it secret. I believe it won't cause a big impact, but you must explain clearly what is going on."

"This is very simple. It was only my shadow clone that died before."

Yasuo explained it as a matter of course. In fact, for ninjas, feigning death is not so unacceptable. It is common to make all kinds of oolongs during missions and on the battlefield.

"impossible!"

Just at this time, two more people walked into the ward. Because of the information related to the war, Anbu ninjas had been arranged to guard the corridor of the hospital to prevent any suspicious persons from approaching.

However, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun and Mitomenyan were obviously not suspicious persons.

Hearing Yasuo's explanation, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun immediately called out: "I was there at the time. With my years of medical experience, it is absolutely impossible to distinguish the difference between the shadow clone and the main body!"

Yasuo curled his lips, this old woman is really good at talking, let alone her, hasn't even her teacher been fooled by Gao Ming's shadow clone?

Yasuo doesn't know exactly what happened back then, but a common saying is that Madara Izanagi survived after the Battle of the Valley of the End, and Madara's "corpse" recovered by Anbu was actually just a It's just a shadow clone.

Although Yasuo wanted to complain, Qianshou Feijian, who had been smart all his life, was good at anatomy and human experiments, how could he be fooled by a shadow clone?

Or is there another secret?But none of that matters.

The important thing is that he was directly cremated by Tam, without an autopsy, and the so-called medical examination of Zhuan Xiaochun was just a superficial method.

Therefore, Yasuo still insisted that he used the technique of shadow clone to fake his death, and the purpose was to sneak into Yu Ninja Village to collect information.

But apparently even Hiruzaru Sarutobi didn't believe such words, he frowned and said:

"Yasuo, I've heard that your transformation technique is very strong, but isn't your clone technique always failing? Not to mention the enhanced version of the clone technique, B-level ninjutsu - the shadow clone technique ..."

"By the way, Danzo, have you taught Yasuo, Tomonama-sensei's shadow clone technique?" Hiru Sarutobi turned his head and looked at his old classmate.

Danzo stared, and said: "The old man's apprentice is naturally a genius. I just need to teach him the principles of life. As for ninjutsu...he taught himself...probably..."

"And..." Danzo glared at Zhuan Xiaochun, and said: "Some old women who are about to retire from the position of senior consultants, it is best not to participate in the decision-making of the village."

"Tuanzo you..."

"What are you!"

Danzo stared, and Xiaochun had no choice but to shut up, but looked at Yasuo with a suspicious expression.

"Hey!"

Yasuo sighed, and said: "Genius is not understood by others, but fortunately, the teacher who knows me! Master, don't bother explaining to them, let me perform it."

Speaking of Yasuo, despite the persuasion of Tsunade and Orochimaru, he struggled to get up.

"Ninja method - the art of shadow clone!"

With Yasuo yelling loudly, his body briefly disappeared from the spot, and then two identical Yasuo appeared in the spot, looking at Xiaochun who turned to bed with disdain.

"This is impossible!"

Zhuanzhu Xiaochun looked at everything in front of him in surprise, stretched out his hand and poked it, it was indeed a real entity, not a simple avatar technique!

This purple-haired brat didn't even need a hand seal, and immediately cast a B-level ninjutsu in front of her!

And judging from the naked eye, this is still a very good shadow clone, at least she can't see any flaws at all.

In fact, not only her, everyone in the room looked at the two identical Yasuo in a daze.

Turning to sleep, Xiaochun stepped forward to touch it more carefully and conduct a close-up inspection, but Yasuo avoided it in disgust.

Sarutobi Hiruza made a rescue and said, "Tsunade, Orochimaru, go up and have a look."

"Lighten up!"

Yasuo deliberately explained to Tsunade Hime, who was already very powerful, and then calmly accepted the inspection of the two, and Orochimaru was at ease.

……

The shadow clone technique is the same as the transformation technique, there are levels.

For example, in the early stage, Naruto's multiple shadow clone technique was seen through by Sasuke's Sharingan.

But in the later stage, Naruto's shadow avatar has reached the point where it is completely natural, whether it is Neji's white eyes, Uchiha Itachi's Sharingan, or even Payne and Obito with reincarnation eyes, none of them can be seen.

And as the ancestor of Chakra, Kaguya Ji was also played around by Naruto's multiple shadow clones, which is really shameful.

Only the domineering Uchiha Madara, who is only in the form of reincarnation of the dirt, has seen the flaws of Naruto's clone with his extremely rich combat experience.

And Yasuo is a more realistic thing, even if it is dissected on the spot, there will be no problem, at most it will explode.

That is derived from the R skill of the demon clown Sacco in League of Legends.

Illusion: Shaco temporarily disappears and creates an illusion of himself that explodes on death, dealing magic damage to nearby enemies and creating three small "Scare Boxes".Illusions deal 75% of Shaco's damage and take 50% more damage.

In terms of skills, phantom is not cost-effective, and it can't compare to Naruto's multiple shadow clone technique.

But that technique can only be used on Prince Ming who is crazy about cheating. It is impossible for ordinary people to have so many chakras to create countless shadow clones.

Even if there are so many chakras, after the shadow clone is over, countless clones will gather all the information they have learned, such as intelligence, senses, pain, fatigue, etc., into the main body.

The best result for the caster is probably the same as that of Soda, who was thrown into all the pain and fatigue of Luffy, basically died suddenly on the spot.

All in all, after a series of inspections, Orochimaru and Tsunade blushed and shook their heads, they couldn't tell which one was Yasuo's body.

Also, who made Yasuo not have red and blue buffs on his body now? In this case, it is really not easy to distinguish the real body of the clown from the fake.

Turning to bed, Koharu glanced suspiciously at Tsunade and Orochimaru: "You two are wearing the same pants with Yasuo, so you must be covering him up!"

As she said that, she stepped forward to find out without giving up.

This time Yasuo didn't dodge or dodge, anyway, Xiaochun turned his attention to the fake body.

Speaking of which, Sac's phantom actually has many disadvantages, such as being unable to use skills, such as having a time limit...

For example, when the time is up, it will explode on the spot and leave a scare box...

"boom--"

With a violent explosion, Turning Sleeping Xiaochun was disheveled and scorched black.

"Xiaochun, are you okay!"

Mitomon Yan saw that his old friend had suffered such a serious injury, and hurried forward to help him.

However, at this moment, three scaring boxes suddenly appeared on the ground, and three clown dolls connected by springs popped out of the boxes, sticking out their tongues "no masturbation, no masturbation".

This kind of scare box is also very common in Konoha, and is a favorite of naughty children.

Mito Menyan didn't care either.

However, when Zhuanzhu Xiaochun saw these boxes, he seemed to have seen the most terrifying thing in the world.

In her vision, those three were not clown dolls, but two teachers, and the head of Uchiha mirror.

Their heads stretched and retracted, and they roared in a low voice: "I died so badly! Xiaochun, come and accompany us!"

"Xiaochun, it's so lonely in hell, you've killed so much, hurry up and pull out your tongue and play together!"

"It's better to put the oil in the pan, backstroke in boiling oil, it's so comfortable!"

"..."

"Ah, no, I don't want it!"

Turning to bed Xiaochun yelled frantically, turned around and wanted to run away.

"Boom!"

Turning Sleeping Koharu slammed into Mitomonyan's head. The huge impact on the head, severe trauma to the soul, and his own injured body, all these factors were added together. Turning Sleeping Xiaoharu rolled his eyes and passed out immediately. past.

"This one……"

Yasuo looked at the stunned crowd, scratched his head, and said, "I think what Elder Xiaochun said is not unreasonable. I really don't master such advanced ninjutsu as shadow clone very well!"

Mitomonyan had a big bump on his forehead, and said angrily: "It was intentional, it was definitely intentional! I didn't expect you to have mastered the shadow clone to such an extent, and even made terrible improvements, with extremely sinister intentions!! !"

"No, I'm not good at shadow clone technique, really not at all!"

Yasuo quickly shook his head and denied it, just kidding, Xiaochun has not been forced to retire yet, and the crime of attacking Elder Konoha is not a small one, and it will cause trouble for Master.

"OK OK……"

Hiruzen Sarutobi became a peacemaker again: "Yasuo definitely didn't do it on purpose, but speaking of it..."

He looked at Yasuo, frowned and said, "Elder Xiaochun seemed to be in a trance just now, you must have used illusion on her, right?"

"how is this possible!"

Yasuo poked his waist and said proudly: "Master Hokage, you can check it out. I have been in the ninja school for six years. I, Hatake Yasuo, passed the illusion test once, and I will lose!"

After a pause, Yasuo continued, ignoring the black line of the sun, and said: "I personally think that Elder Xiaochun should not have fallen into an illusion, but after his conscience found out, he felt guilty towards me, and his true feelings were revealed. Such a weird move!"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked suspiciously at Yasuo, who was speaking righteously, and couldn't find a second explanation after thinking for a long time, so he had to signal Mito Monyan to take the unconscious Tsanne Koharu downstairs for treatment.

He felt a pain in his head, took out the bong, and just about to take a puff, Tsunade pointed to the sign on the wall that read "The ward is heavy, no smoking" with a look of disgust.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi resentfully put away the bong, and at the same time looked at his three disciples depressedly.

Isn't it said that the teacher's kindness is like a mountain?

Isn't it good to be a teacher for one day and be a father for life?

Why are my apprentices turning their elbows outward?

Hiruzaru Sarutobi glanced at Danzo, and couldn't help feeling a little envious of his old friend.

Although he was unwilling in every possible way when accepting apprentices, Hiruzaru Sarutobi could tell that now his old classmate really seemed to be a child of old age. above apprentices.

Shouldn't I take some time to learn from him and ask him how to cultivate relationships with disciples?

"Stop smoking, smoking is bad for your health."

Danzo noticed that his old friend was looking at him, frowned, and handed over a grilled sausage with some reluctance, "Here, this is for you. It's delicious, rich in a lot of nutrients, and can prolong your life."

"correct……"

Danzo reached out and took out a pen from Hirizhan's chest pocket: "Lend me this thing for a while..."

As he said that, Danzo cleaned the pen that Sarutobi Biwako had cleaned all afternoon, inserted it into his nostril again, and then stirred it lightly, and the whole person let out a comfortable groan.

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