The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 432 It's Not Erha, It's Teddy (Debt Free)

As it turned out, Yasuo's plan was very successful.

After a whirlwind nunchuck meal, Mito Reilai broke out a lot of equipment, such as:

A headband for women in the Warring States Period, donated by Senshou Zhujian;

A pair of dentures for the elderly made by the dental master Muqisuoya;

A gallbladder stone caused by skipping breakfast for a long time;

A sleeping fox with nine tails...

After Yasuo put on his gear again, he recovered quickly from his injuries.

But Yasuo still chose to enjoy Tsunade's massage.

Half an hour later, Yasuo reluctantly got up from her lap.

After returning the dentures to Mito, Yasuo bid farewell and left the land of the Thousand Hands.

The system manual didn't say that Ezreal's travel rucksack could not contain living things, but Yasuo felt that it would be better not to put Nine-Tails in it for too long.

Not to mention eating up his own good wine and meat, even trampling the banknotes all over the floor is not good, so Yasuo chose to leave early.

"Grandma Mito, Yasuo's injury is actually more serious than it looks, I may go to Hatake's house to continue treatment at night..."

Leaning against the door, looking at the distant figure, Tsunade blushed and said to Mito.

"Go, you should make up for your own mistakes. This is a good boy of the Senju family." Rubbing Tsunade's head, Mito said kindly.

It's nice to be young--

Hashirama, I may have to stay on it for a few more years, after all, I still can't bear to part with these lovely children, please be patient and wait...

Looking at the bright afternoon sun, Mito's cloudy eyes narrowed.

Even though he is no longer young, the figure of this old man who came from the Warring States Period and witnessed too much is still slowly fading away.

……

Passing by the master's wooden house again, Yasuo knocked on the door, but found that there was still no answer, which made Yasuo very strange.

Since the high-speed network cable was connected to Master's house, he hasn't worked overtime in Anbu on weekends for a long time.

Are you chatting with Chiyo?

Yasuo thought of the most likely answer.

With the passage of time, and the third Ninja World War seems to be nowhere in sight, Danzo and Chiyo's marriage has also been put on the agenda.

Although the master and the old man are still facing all this with an ostrich attitude, how can the caring apprentice not help to take care of all this?

In fact, Yasuo has been keeping in touch with Shuo Mao, hoping to facilitate this marriage at an appropriate time.

Since the master might be flirting with his wife-to-be, it is inconvenient for Yasuo to disturb him, he still has important matters to attend to.

Back in his small house of the Hatake tribe, Yasuo came to the Shadow Isles through the pre-installed teleportation node.

The Shadow Isle is lush and lush, and it still looks like a fairyland on earth. Yasuo thinks it is the most suitable place to release Nine Tails.

Yasuo bestowed Shouhe with the ability to possess the magic cat in the body that Shouhe had removed the spots before.

But there is a premise here, that is, Shukaku is a tailed beast that has been completely tamed, while Kyuubi is not, and the latter needs some training.

As long as Kyuubi is tamed, Yasuo doesn't mind giving it to someone as a gift.

But before that, Yasuo decided that he would be the main force first.

He is the second-generation Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. If it is the third-generation Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, it is not necessarily Kushina. She is not very good at fighting, and it would be a waste to take it.

It's a good choice for Minato, and it's not bad for Kakashi.

It is not known who the mother of Kakashi in the original time and space is. Today's Kakashi's mana should be much more than before, but it is not a bad thing to add a nine-tailed battery.

Maybe it can still be divided into Yin and Yang halves, half for Minato and half for Kakashi.

Yasuo was thinking wildly, and opened the Ezreald travel backpack.

"Ow~!"

With a loud howl, a huge orange-red figure appeared on the Shadow Island, and the highest point broke through the forest canopy.

"Amitabha, Junior Brother, there seems to be a new guest on the island."

"It's a small matter, it's just a small matter, let's just continue sweeping the floor."

……

"Jiaosang, is that the tailed beast won by the envoy?"

"No, the number of tails is wrong."

"Oh... Jiaosang, try my new Chuanbei loquat ginseng paste. It tastes very good and can prolong life."

……

The appearance of Nine Tails startled a burst of birdsong and animal roars on the island, but it soon returned to calm.

"It actually let me out!"

Kyuubi's huge ears were erected behind its head, and the nine tails kept twisting and growling, "Should I say you are naive, or should I say you are stupid?"

Before the words were finished, Nine-Tails' huge front paws slapped Yasuo like a fly.

"Why isn't there any fear in his expression?" Nine Tails wondered secretly, but the strength on the claws didn't weaken a bit, with a whistling palm wind.

However, under Kyuubi's surprised gaze, the human suddenly made a disgusting movement.

He pursed his mouth, spread his palms flat, and blew a kiss towards himself.

"vomit!"

Kyuubi didn't know why this human made such disgusting movements towards him.

Haven't been out of the mountain for decades, has there been any incomprehensible changes in this world?

Just when Kyuubi was determined to shoot the enemy to death in one go, and then stay away from the ninja world, occupy the mountain as king, and reach the peak of fox life.

A pink heart invisible to the naked eye flew towards Nine Tails.

The old man's senses are very keen, this is just a small island, there are not many people on the island, as long as these ninjas are killed, the old man can regain his freedom!

free!

This is the long-lost peak of fox life, what could be more important than this!

"Wait a minute, this is it!" Jiuwei suddenly widened his fox eyes, showing a demented look.

"We have a heart-to-heart connection, don't we? Hmm~"

With a soft and charming voice, the No. 1 beauty in Summoner Canyon, Nine-Tailed Demon Fox Ari, appeared in cool clothes.

Graceful figure, charming face, furry animal ears, nine fluffy and soft tails...

While covering her mouth and chuckling, she twisted her graceful figure.

"Does the old man have the same kind in this world? Still such a stunning beauty!"

Kyuubi was stunned and began to doubt Husheng.

What is the pinnacle of fox life, what is priceless freedom...

Pooh!

At this moment, Jiu Lama, who has been single for 1000 years, just wants to stay with this bright and beautiful female fox in front of him.

"Please pamper me!"

"Don't suppress yourself!"

The crisp and soft voice sounded again, and at the same time Ahri was still rubbing her lips charmingly.

"No, the old man can't help it!"

Finally, Kyuubi rushed forward desperately.

"what--"

However, just when he was about to twitch his body, everything in front of Nine Tails disappeared with the sound of Ahri's voice dubbed when he died.

"Beauty! Beauty!"

Maintaining Teddy's inherent posture, Nine Tails bared his teeth and growled: "Damn human, where did you hide the old man's beauty?"

Kyuubi didn't think what he saw just now was an illusion.

As the strongest tailed beast itself, it is extremely resistant to illusions, and it is impossible for ordinary illusions to make itself fall for it.

Unless it's Uchiha's Kaleidoscope Sharingan.

The guy in front of him is obviously not from the Uchiha clan, and he doesn't have any kaleidoscope Sharingan, so it is impossible to use illusion for himself.

Moreover, Kyuubi is very familiar with the feeling of being dominated by the Kaleidoscope Sharingan. Madara has done it to him more than once, which is completely different from the feeling just now.

One is hell and the other is heaven!

"As long as you are obedient and obedient, the milk will drip, and so will the beauty. How about it, do you want to become the pet of the envoy?"

Yasuo took out a plate of roast chicken that looked like biscuits from his rucksack, and said, "Speaking of which, do you want to try this first?

This free-range, grass-fed Avarosa Cornish chicken, paired with green, non-toxic and harmless Freljord herbs, contains a variety of essential nutrients that will definitely make you glow Pleasant purrs. "

"I don't want to eat, I want beautiful women!" Jiuwei's eyes showed a fierce look, as if he wanted to choose someone to eat.

Yasuo really didn't expect that this dead fox was actually a reincarnation of Teddy, and his mind was full of women.

But it's normal to think about it, Ahri is the same kind that Kyuubi saw, and she is also a beautiful woman.

Think about the engineering dogs in various engineering universities, the sow Sai Diaochan is no joke.

If it is not a sow, but a beauty far beyond the level of Hei Zelin, the engineering dog can certainly give everything, and evolve into a dog-licking dog, an honest man, a catcher, and other magical creatures.

So it's not hard to imagine how attractive Ahri is to Nine-Tails.

Yasuo shook his head and said, "Hey, Nine Lamas, everyone has a love of beauty. I understand your feelings very well, but you scared the girl away just now with your anxious look!"

"Scared away? Why did you run? The old man didn't want to hurt her!"

You put on a Teddy pose, and you said you didn't want to hurt others, Yasuo frowned and said, "Brother, you don't seem to know anything about the relationship between men and women!"

Kyuubi turned his head sideways, and said, "Why is this old man unable to understand? Hashirama and Mito are like this, old man has seen a lot!"

"puff--"

Yasuo almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, he took a breath and said, "That's different, Hashirama and Mito are old couples, and it's just the first day you've met someone, you don't have any emotional basis yet, you should You have to find a way to please her first..."

"Then what should the old man do? How can I please the girl?" Nine Tails lowered his head and asked suspiciously.

"It is more difficult than conquering the world to make the world peaceful; more difficult than making the world peaceful is to understand women's hearts.

Women are very complex animals. To understand them, we have to start with wave-particle duality and Schrödinger's cat.

So, let's have two drinks first, eat something, and I'll talk to you slowly! "

Yasuo took out several Gragas oak barrels from Ezreal's rucksack, placed them in front of Kyuubi, and pointed to the roast chicken in his hand.

"This dish also has a simple, easy-to-remember name called 'Poro Cuisine', I hope you like it."

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Thank you for the hydrogen bomb that can solve all problems and reward 588 book coins

(End of this chapter)