The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 458 It's not easy to talk about the rest of my life (2 in 1, owe 10 more)

"You are still too young, you still have a lot to learn!"

Although Kato Shizune repeatedly stated that she could stay and help, Tsunade still drove her out of the house.

The four eyes met, and Tsunade didn't see a trace of guilt or concealment in Yasuo's clear eyes.

He just looked at himself so quietly, as if to say, I have a clear conscience.

Am I really blaming him wrong?

Maybe he was just coerced by Jiraiya to watch some unhealthy dances?

Tsunade's face softened a little.

Yasuo certainly had a clear conscience.

I just watched some performances. I haven't seen anything in my previous life, or which young man hasn't seen it?

Regardless of men and women.

So he has a clear conscience.

……

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, something that Yasuo is unwilling to face, but must face, is quietly approaching.

The wedding of Konoha Jihu and Sand Hidden Flower will be held as scheduled.

This is no small matter in the ninja world.

Although the intermarriage between nobles such as daimyo happened frequently, the marriages between various ninja villages were very cautious, very rare, let alone such a high-status combination.

Although in the Naruto period, both Shikamaru and Choji married foreign wives, but in this era, such transnational marriages are very rare.

Of course, with the exception of Ushio Hidden Village, that is the village that gave everything for Konoha.

Fortunately, in this world, Konoha did not disappoint the Uzumaki clan, the selfless clan that sent the best women to Konoha generation after generation.

In the ninja era, intermarriage with other villages had to face a huge risk, that is, the secrecy of ninjutsu.

Every village has secret techniques passed down from generation to generation, and there is no rule in the ninja world that it should be passed on from male to female, regardless of men and women, as long as their status is sufficient, they can learn family secret arts.

So once a woman marries out, it basically means a huge risk of the village's secret arts being exposed, let alone those blood-inherited bounded families.

In fact, in the original time and space, from Hashirama to Minato, Choji, and Shikamaru, all women from other villages married to Konoha, and Konoha's girls would not marry outside.

Including Tsunade, Konoha has so many Uzumaki bloodlines, but I haven't seen anyone in Uzumaki Country who can open eyes or share eyes.

After all, there is no fairness in this world.

So this time, Elder Shimura married the Chiyo advisor of Sand Hidden Village, Konoha applauded from top to bottom, and did not encounter any resistance.

Even Zhuanzhu Xiaochun and Mitomenyan also posted a message on their blogs to congratulate their old classmates for a hundred years of marriage, and the backhand was a compliment.

But the same thing is completely unacceptable when it falls on the Sand Hidden rebel organization dormant in the Kingdom of Akatsuki.

A user named "Soymilk Ji" posted everywhere on the Konoha forum to reprimand and even curse the marriage.

But she obviously underestimated the popularity of "Uncle Gen" on the Internet.

That's a "big V" with [-] followers!

After only half a day, these erroneous remarks were submerged in the vast ocean of the people.

As soon as the ID "Soymilk Ji" appeared, Danzo called to find Yasuo.

Not to mention that he is very annoyed when he sees anything related to soy milk, but the owner of this ID once defrauded Hiruzaru Sarutobi of his private money, which cannot be let go.

Yasuo also attached great importance to this, and immediately set up a task force to investigate the matter.

But unfortunately, in the end Yasuo found out that the IP address of this scammer was actually in the Kingdom of Akatsuki.

Transnational law enforcement is a beautiful thing, but it is a bit troublesome.

Seeing Elder Danzo's wedding approaching, Yasuo had no choice but to put this matter aside.

The wedding ceremony of the Elder Danzang is not generally high. Not only will it be held in the main hall of the Heishui Hotel, but it will also be broadcast live on Konoha TV.

At the same time, the security work of this wedding is also very strict.

The standard is even higher than the World's No. [-] Martial Arts Conference in the first half of the year.

Because this wedding is related to the stability of the Konoha-Sugashi alliance, not only the Sand Ninja rebel organization regards it as a thorn in the flesh, but the other ninja villages also deliberately want to destroy it.

Just when Yasuo was so busy that he couldn't leave the ground, an unexpected person found him.

In the izakaya where the sun was setting, Jiraiya drank a cup of sake, with endless loneliness on his face, but he never said a word.

After careful observation, Yasuo confirmed that there was no problem with Jiraiyade's sanity.

The same thing happened to the head, and the third generation of Raikage went crazy. It seems that a big nerve can really save a life.

Having said that, before drinking, Yasuo still took out the disinfectant water and a rag, and thoroughly disinfected Jiraiya's head.

Unexpectedly, Jiraiya didn't say much other than glaring.

Obviously, he is not in a very good mood today, the only thing that is certain is that he definitely did not come to share that experience with himself.

Yasuo didn't ask too much, just did what he should do.

Zilai also drank a glass, so he filled it up, and Yasuo didn't even move the wine glass in front of him.

Maybe it was almost drunk, maybe it was almost suffocated, Zilai finally spoke with his tongue wide open.

"Yasuo, I'm getting married!"

"Congratulations, are you finally getting married? The bride should be Nonoyu, right?"

"Of course, why do you ask that, who do you think I am?"

"Sometimes, I don't treat you as a human being at all..."

"Pooh!"

"What about the time, when will you and Nonoyu get married?"

"No.19 next month, the same day as your master."

"Why? In this case, I can't come."

"I know, I chose that day specially because I didn't want you to come!"

"Why? To save money for banquets? Don't think I don't know. You have made a lot of money writing books in the past two years, because I have also made a lot of money from your books."

silence.

After a lengthy silence, Jiraiya poured himself another glass of wine and said, "All the money was given to Nonoyu. She has opened many orphanages in various places in the Land of Fire, and she will go to the Land of Akatsuki next." Open, that country has gone through war and needs such help.”

"Those orphanages are run by your husband and wife?"

Yasuo was a little surprised. If there is the largest number of institutions in the Land of Fire, it must be the stores under the Blackwater Group.

Heishui Cinema, Heishui Department Store, Heishui Internet Cafe...

But apart from the industries under the Blackwater Company, they appear most frequently in major cities in the Land of Fire.

It was no small fortune to maintain such a number of orphanages, Yasuo was surprised.

"Yes, the orphanage is the property of Nonaiyu. She hopes that those children who have lost their parents can use this as an opportunity to welcome a new life..."

Yasuo poured another glass of wine for Jiraiya, who raised his head and drank it down again.

"However, this is not the main reason. If it's just money for the banquet, Wen Tai can lend it to me..."

"Actually, I can also..."

"Pooh!"

Zilai also spat, and said, "As long as you don't deduct my manuscript fee, I will be rich."

Yasuo flatly refused: "That won't work, this is the rule."

"Anyway, money comes second..."

Ji Lai also shook his head with a wry smile, simply picked up the jug, and poured it down with a grunt.

With a little bit drunk, he said: "Actually, I'm afraid of getting married. Even today, whether it's you, Tsunade, or even Orochimaru, you all have your own careers, and you have your own careers. direction……

And only I... can't do anything!

But it's me like this, and I was the first to get married between us, I really don't know what kind of expression I should use to face everyone at the wedding..."

In a sense, there is nothing wrong with what Jiraiya said.

Although Yasuo felt that Orochimaru stayed in the laboratory all day studying those weird things, it was not as good as Jiraiya, but Jiraiya himself didn't think so.

He really had no pursuits other than literature.

In fact, this kind of thing is usually nothing, and there is nothing wrong with writing a book, neither steal nor snatch.

But at a special time point, such as the transition from a single young man to a married man, people's nerves will become fragile and sensitive.

In fact, even in the original time and space, if the alternation of the third and fourth generations of Hokage is used as the time node, Jiraiya is still the most irresponsible among the Sannin.

Tsunade created the situation where medical ninjas entered the team organization, and Orochimaru had already become the Leng Jun who commanded the entire Kikyo Castle battle.

As for Jiraiya, apart from the level of educating his disciples, his other achievements are really lackluster.

Although he agrees with Jiraiya's words, Yasuo still shakes his head and comforts him, "Didn't the Great Immortal Toad say that you are a very important person, responsible for guiding the Child of Destiny."

"Fart's Child of Destiny!"

Ji Lai also slapped the table, and said drunkenly: "That old toad has a dull head, saying that the world is going to be destroyed, what the hell, the era is developing so fast, everyone's life is getting better every day, I'm full I'm so desperate to find some Destiny's Child!"

Zilai also remembers very clearly that at that time the Great Immortal Toad said that the Child of Destiny would become his disciple and change the whole world.

As for whether the world will become better or be destroyed, this is an uncertain thing.

Zilai also thinks that the old toad is really stupid, and he is not sure what you said, if he finds the child of destiny who will destroy the world, wouldn't it be a big hole?

According to Yasuo, anyway, the world is getting better step by step, and he also found the son of destiny with the hammer Schrödinger.

It is based on this idea that Jiraiya does not plan to teach any more disciples except for three writing disciples.

……

"So, I will ask you to come here."

"Thank you Boss Yasuo, thank you Tamm-kun."

"You're welcome, you guys should go to bed early, if it wasn't for my shadow clone being a bit dangerous, I could let him come to drink your wedding wine."

After making a joke, Yasuo sat on Tamm's head and turned away from the freshly painted "orphanage."

The night wind blowing on his face made Yasuo sober up a bit.

Although they were all pouring wine for Jiraiya, in the end, Jilai also got under the table, and Yasuo didn't know what happened, and drank several glasses to finish his stomach.

Yasuo felt that without Tamm, he might just leave Jiraiya there overnight.

"Tam, do you want to get married?" Yasuo suddenly patted the green leather head under his crotch, a little envious of its carefree appearance forever.

"Marry? Yes, if this is Captain Yasuo's order." Tam's tail wagged meaninglessly, and his tone seemed to be saying, "Okay, let's eat tempura tonight."

Tam has a tail, which is one of the reasons why he refuted that he was a toad.

But today, not to mention that the residents of Konoha regard Tam as a toad, even Mount Miaomu regards Tam as a member of the branch of the toad family.

Even, as the only toad with a tail, Tam's relationship with the female toad has always been good, and Yasuo alone knew of several sexual incidents.

"Didn't there be a female toad from Mount Miaomu looking for you before, what do you think of him?"

"Well... From my perspective as a support, she is not enough." Tam replied shaking his head.

Yasuo shook his head, feeling that he was also bewildered, that he would ask Tam such a question.

Tamm is just a psychic beast produced by an emotional system, how can he understand human emotions.

"Captain Yasuo, do you want to get married?"

Tam asked while driving at a constant speed.

"I do not know either……"

Tam's head was broad, wide enough for Yasuo to lie on his back and even stretch out his limbs.

Today is exactly the full moon, looking at the bright moonlight in the sky, Yasuo's thoughts are a little wandering.

Is the woman on the moon married?

When Yasuo was on Earth, he only watched Naruto animations. In the animations, Kaguya Hime is the wife of the Son of Heaven, a trash-like guy.

And Yasuo has heard people say that in the original manga, Kaguya Ji was not married at all.

Like Maria, she was a virgin conceived by impression, and gave birth to two rebellious sons, Otsutsuki Yumura and Otsutsuki Yuromo.

Squinting his eyes, Yasuo seemed to see that pale, tearful face on the moon.

"Hey--"

Yasuo felt sorry for her, sighed softly, and the alcohol that he had released dissipated instantly in the night wind.

Will the goddess be pitiful too...

Yasuo shook his head, in fact he was the one to be pitiful...

Back then, if he hadn't played that League of Legends game, if he hadn't grabbed the middle position, if he hadn't picked Yasuo in seconds...

Yasuo's mouth curled into an arc.

Speaking of which, the real mid laner back then should be Tamm under him, and he was originally assigned by the system to assist.

Anyway...

If all of this hadn't happened, in that world... I'm afraid I should have been married...

Maybe there's a baby, a baby...hope it's a girl!

What's your last name...

His surname seems to be Yang?

If it's a daughter, what name should I choose...

……

Tam's footsteps are as steady as they were more than ten years ago, but now the purple-haired boy on his back is already a man who needs to trim his beard twice a day.

The same thing is, under the soft moonlight, he is still the same as before, sleeping deeply and sweetly, breathing evenly, and never seems to have any worries.

There are three things that must happen in life: honor, death, and a hangover.

He once enjoyed the mountain call before thousands of people, and he also felt death in the raging fire, and grew up little by little amidst hangovers again and again.

This is him.

He is a swift wind swordsman who roams the world with shakuhachi blowing, and he is also a happy wind man who is always eager to move forward.

……

At the gate of the Banner Clan, Orochimaru wore a long white gown, quietly waiting for his return.

When Tam's tall figure appeared on the corner of the street, under the dim streetlights, he showed a faint smile.

There was a faint smell of alcohol, his brows frowned slightly, his nose moved, and his words were tinged with resentment: "So it's that idiot Jiraiya."

Carried Yasuo back to the room, wiped it lightly, and placed it gently on the small bed. Shewan sighed softly, turned off the light, and turned to leave.

"Oshemaru-kun...can I still call you Oshemaru-kun?"

Wan Ji climbed down from the wall lamp, just landed on Dashewan's shoulder, and spat out a pink letter.

"Does it matter?"

Orochimaru smiled, locked the door carefully, and returned to his laboratory.

A large number of manuscripts and data reports on the desktop were thrown together messily, Da Shemaru frowned.

Press a certain mechanism, and an underground passage appeared on the side of the laboratory.

This basement was only completed in recent years, and it is actually only a few meters away from the vault of Hatake's family.

If Yasuo-kun finds out, I'm afraid I won't even be able to eat well.

Orochimaru covered his mouth and chuckled, imagining Yasuo's panic.

The sound of crisp footsteps echoed in the ice bank, and Orochimaru found his target—the shadow clone who was carefully freezing cells.

Cell cryopreservation cannot be accomplished simply by lowering the temperature.

In order to prevent the liquid in the cells from forming crystallized ice ribs and piercing the organelles, the cells must be cooled extremely rapidly when they are frozen.

In this process, with Konoha's current technology, Chakra and ninjutsu must be used.

Of course, it is precisely because of the existence of chakra and ninjutsu that the ultra-low temperature quick-freezing technology on the earth may never appear in Konoha.

Orochimaru quietly watched his shadow clone busy, and the shadow clone completely ignored the main body beside him.

It wasn't until a copy of cells labeled "SSS" was successfully frozen that the shadow clone let out a long sigh of relief, then stood up with a smile.

"Ontology, this is an important cell I found somewhere under the microscope, I believe you will like it."

With a "bang", a big snake pill disappeared into the smoke.

After a short moment of daze, a faint smile appeared on Dashewan's face.

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The case was solved, and the million rewards of the northern primary school student boss did not show up.

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