I'm really an intern

Chapter 142 I, Tool Man, Get Angry!

After five o'clock, the emergency internal medicine department was full of people.

Even though the speed of seeing a doctor was significantly accelerated after Zhang Tianyang joined, there were too many patients waiting outside, and there was still no sign that they were about to finish.

After all, this is a typical Mathematical Olympiad problem.

It is known that the speed at which doctors see patients is x, the speed at which new patients are generated is y, and the total number of existing patients is z.

When will all patients be able to see it?

The answer is that the doctor will die of exhaustion before the patient sees it.

Fortunately, after the speed was increased, the percentage of irritable patients decreased significantly.

The three people in the consulting room have a clear division of labor.

The white meat shield is responsible for orderly calling the number and blocking the excess patients from the door.

The younger brother is quickly asking the doctor, and then enters the chief complaint, history of present illness, past history, diagnosis, and doctor's order.

And what is the male doctor doing?

He is doing "manual labor".

After struggling unsuccessfully, he finally obeyed the arrangement of fate.

From a senior emergency physician who is proficient in consultation, diagnosis, and treatment, he gradually degenerated into a "tool man" who can only mechanically repeat the questions asked by his junior, completes the physical examination clumsily, and is unable to modify any judgments of his junior.

Even, he only needs to complete the physical examination, and he can't even catch up with the processing speed of his junior brother!

He could actually feel that his junior was deliberately controlling the speed.

The specific performance is that after Zhang Tianyang finishes his treatment, there will always be two patients queuing up with him.

Whenever there is a third patient, the junior brother will even do a physical examination for him to increase his speed!

Moreover, whenever encountering emotional or irritable patients, the juniors and the white meat shields will first give the patients a "psychological counseling".

When these patients arrived at his place, all of them had satisfied smiles on their faces except those who were in so much pain that they couldn't take it.

When he suddenly realized this, tears welled up in his eyes.

Junior brother is too caring!

No, obviously he is the superior doctor, hey!

Are the roles reversed now?

Why on earth did it become like this? Hey!

Just horrible!

It was only an hour before leaving get off work, but the male doctor felt as if he had survived a century in the repetitive mechanical labor.

After all, Zhang Tianyang directly increased the speed to three or four times the previous one, and the workload three or four times in the same time, who can stand it!

Finally, the replacement doctor came.

Seeing three white coats walk into the emergency internal medicine department, Zhang Tianyang finally slowed down his terrifying processing speed.

After dealing with the patient in hand, giving him a careful physical examination, and asking him to queue up for the male doctor, he leaned back in the chair and relaxed.

Seeing that Zhang Tianyang had already entered a state of rest, the doctor in charge who took over asked him casually.

"Aren't there many patients this afternoon? I don't think there are many people waiting outside."

As soon as the words fell, the doctor in charge who took over felt a great resentment.

Looking at the source of the resentment, the doctor in charge saw the male doctor's eyes that wanted to eat people.

"Why this look, you scared me!"

"Quickly, hurry up and read through your remaining patients, and then you can get off work."

Can finally get off work?

As a tool man, the male doctor who had been so numb to the point of slowness finally came to his senses, and was so moved that he almost shed tears.

Beside, the doctor in charge who took over had already chatted with Zhang Tianyang.

"How about it, how many patients did you see this afternoon? How many? Are you tired?"

"I'll take a look."

Zhang Tianyang clicked on the patient list again, and scrolled through the "visited doctor".

"I read 45."

The successor doctor nodded thoughtfully, "There are a lot of patients today, and there are actually 45 patients in the day shift."

As soon as the words fell, he felt a deep resentment again.

Two minutes later, the remaining three patients were sent out to pay for their medicines, and there were only five white coats left in the consulting room.

The male doctor was finally freed from the endless "labour".

Wiping off his sweat, he completed the action that he had been thinking about for an hour but couldn't implement——

I drained half a bottle of mineral water before I fished it out from under the table, and then ton ton ton ton ton.

After draining the remaining half bottle of mineral water, he finally felt his frozen thinking recover a bit.

The taking over doctor in charge couldn't get used to it, so he patted the male doctor on the shoulder.

"As for it? 45 patients a day, although a little tired, but they can't go anywhere. Why is it like dying?"

"45 a day?"

The male doctor smiled wryly, "45 an hour, brother!"

"45 in an hour? Are you kidding me? Even if you two watch it at the same time, you can't finish it!"

The doctor in charge didn't believe it at all, and personally selected and photographed the information of more than two dozen patients before.

"Look, this patient was more than 20 years ago, what was his consultation time? Really within an hour!"

Seeing the appointment time, the doctor in charge was dumbfounded, and hurriedly ordered the patient in front again.

When the 46th patient was clicked, finally, the interval between visits was normal, no longer one per minute

The.

"Damn, it's really 45 an hour! Just the two of you? Awesome!"

The doctor in charge offered his most sincere appreciation, and the two interns following him also expressed their admiration.

The male doctor was inexplicably admired by his colleagues, and felt ashamed and ashamed at the same time.

"It's not me who is awesome, it's my junior brother who is awesome"

You may not believe it, but I am just a tool person who can only do physical examinations mechanically, and then send patients to pay.

It is this perverted junior who is really asking and diagnosing the disease and formulating a treatment plan!

But if he hadn't experienced it himself, who would believe it?

The doctor in charge who took over obviously didn't believe this statement, and after typing a few hahas, he sat down in his seat and was ready to start working.

Seeing that Tian Yang was advocating that Tian Yang didn't even have an excuse, and the male doctor couldn't say much, so he could only pack up and get ready to leave work.

Walking out of the emergency internal medicine clinic, looking at the still bustling crowd in the emergency department, the male doctor took a deep breath.

Can you finally come alive now?

"Give."

Handing the three bottles of mineral water from under the table before he came out to Zhang Tianyang and the white meat shield respectively, the male doctor looked complicated.

"Then what, you have worked hard, what do you want to eat tonight, I treat you."

But before Zhang Tianyang and the white meat shield could reply, he made arrangements on his own.

"Well, you guys go back and rest first, let me order something delicious! Reward me!"

At this moment, he really felt that he was the one who should be rewarded.

A full hour of physical and mental crit, is it easy for him!

God knows this junior is a pervert, so he should have brought another junior over.

Although it may not be so fast to see patients, at least it will not become a tool person like it is now, right?

The sense of achievement of being a doctor is completely ruined, isn't it!

But think about it the other way around, if Zhang Tianyang hadn't been found, the 45 patients would have been waiting in line and they didn't know how long it would take.

Several of them seemed to feel that he was in pain, and it would be a torment to wait a few more minutes.

From this point of view, the younger brother is still very awesome.

At least in terms of helping patients save time, see a doctor as soon as possible, and relieve symptoms, the teacher and brother have made outstanding achievements.

But, but

Well, no matter what, he was the one who got hurt!

He is so hard!

(End of this chapter)