I'm really an intern

Chapter 239 The Illusion of Life - Be Careful

In the ICU ward, people in white coats wailed when they heard the bad news that the director would come for rounds in 10 minutes.

"Yesterday I was in charge of the ward rounds, and today the director is doing the ward rounds!"

"Should it be so frequent, the concubine can't accept it!"

"Computer computer, no one should steal the computer from me!"

The computers in the ICU ward were instantly snatched up by people in white coats eager to check the latest indicators of their patients.

Those who didn't grab the computer just followed behind the little nurse who was using the computer.

"Miss, you'd better read it. I'll record the nursing records later. Let me see the results first, okay?"

"not good!"

"Miss Nurse~"

The entire ward was in a panic.

I don't know, I thought several patients went into shock at the same time.

Zhang Tianyang looked helplessly at those white coats who were eager to grab the computer, and then stared with Song Changkong who was also standing still beside him.

"Teacher, have you read it?"

"Well, I came early and read it. You read it too?"

"Well, I watched it in the big office."

"Then let's see the patient together."

"good."

Therefore, it makes sense to rush everything sooner rather than later.

Among a group of scorching white coats, Zhang Tianyang and Song Changkong took their time, appearing to be muddy and unstained.

This is what the chief physician saw when he rushed into the ICU ward aggressively against the shiny Mediterranean Sea.

Suddenly, the eyelids twitched.

This looks different from what he imagined!

"Did the director not panic at all during the ward rounds?"

"Psychological quality is so good?"

No matter, anyway, I have prepared so many questions, don't worry, don't panic!

The ICU director stood in the center of the entire ward, cleared his throat, and attracted the attention of people in white coats from all directions.

"Ahem! Ward rounds!"

The attending doctor appeared out of nowhere and followed behind him first.

Three residents followed closely behind.

Then there is a group of little doctors who are chanting words and hurry up to recite various key points of their patients.

Casually glanced at the crowd, the director of ICU frowned.

What the hell, is it so obvious that this group of little bastards are hugging Buddha's feet temporarily?

In normal times, he must have started to tease people.

But today's main target is not them, just let them go.

Looking around in the crowd, he finally found Zhang Tianyang who was standing at the back.

The director of the ICU was not surprised but delighted.

It's good to stand at the end!

Standing at the end shows a guilty conscience!

Whether it's class or ward rounds, the students hiding behind will definitely say what they don't understand and ask what they don't know. This is the experience he has accumulated over the years!

I have prepared so many questions by myself, I am not afraid that you will not make a fool of yourself, so be careful!

The director of the ICU suppressed the joy in his heart, and made a face on purpose.

"Ahem, what about the two new students from our ICU yesterday, why didn't you see them?"

The little white coats who were tense all over were stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked left and right, and finally looked behind them.

Zhang Tianyang stood there calmly, and raised his hand in response, "here."

Lin Ke'an was standing in the front position, but the ICU director's target was not her.

"Why are you standing so far behind?"

The director of the ICU cast a glance at Zhang Tianyang, deliberately serious, "What can you see after standing there! You guys just got out of the clinic, you should seize the time and opportunity to exercise more."

"And you, all of you are senior brothers and sisters, don't you know how to let them be juniors and sisters?"

"Come on, come to the front."

Inexplicably, the director of the ICU said something, but a group of little white coats didn't feel uncomfortable. Instead, they scrambled to give Zhang Tianyang a way to enter.

This is the director's rounds!

Stand back and listen carefully on your tiptoes, so you won't miss anything.

But if you stand too far in front, you may be caught and questioned. If you are unlucky and ask questions that you have not reviewed, you may have to die on the spot.

Zhang Tianyang vaguely felt a subtle targeting, but he stepped forward calmly.

Such a bland reaction made the ICU director secretly disappointed again.

"Okay, whose patient is this, let's report the condition."

The first lucky patient was that little yellow chicken again.

The bed doctor who was in charge of the report, unfortunately, was the senior brother Gui Pei who was reprimanded by the attending doctor just yesterday.

"This patient is, he is a young male, the day before yesterday"

Some stammered and reported his condition, Senior Brother Gui Pei was extremely flustered.

As we all know, the first person to be inspected is always the easiest to be regarded as a typical person.

Because at this time the senior doctor has just started a new day and is in high spirits.

The desire to ask questions is strong.

Expectations are high for the little doctors.

When swearing, he is most angry.

As time goes on, I find that the doctors under me ask what they don't understand and say what they don't know. After getting angry again and again, the superior doctors will gradually become Buddhist.

Lowered expectations for junior doctors.

Not easily irritable.

I don't even have the energy to scold people anymore.

Therefore, in the regular practice, Senior Brother Pei would silently light a candle to the first warrior who was rounded up.

Unexpectedly, it was me who was lit today.

Scared.jpg!

But I never expected that after stuttering and reporting the condition, the diagnosis and the current medication, although the director of the ICU frowned and was obviously dissatisfied with him, he didn't attack him.

Instead, he simply nodded, and then turned his gaze to Zhang Tianyang.

"The whole diagnosis of this patient is still very clear, so let me test the new classmate."

"What is the total volume of cerebrospinal fluid in an adult?"

The director of ICU finally decided to proceed step by step, starting with simple questions.

Zhang Tianyang raised his eyebrows and spoke directly.

"The total amount of cerebrospinal fluid in adults is about 130ml, and the production rate is 0.3-0.5ml per minute, 500ml per day."

Super class answer!

The director of ICU nodded, and then continued to ask questions.

"Indications for lumbar puncture, please name at least three."

Next to him, Senior Brother Gui Pei, who was half full of water, imitated in his mind how many he would be able to name if this question was asked to himself.

Then his face instantly turned pale.

Zhang Tianyang didn't even think about it, and spoke directly.

"Lumbar puncture is suitable for the diagnosis of nervous system diseases, the measurement of intracranial pressure, checking the general situation of the spinal cord cavity and transverse sinus, dynamically observing the changes of cerebrospinal fluid to judge the condition and prognosis, injecting radionuclides for brain and spinal cord scanning, and injecting Fluids or cerebrospinal fluid are released to maintain the balance of intracranial pressure, and drugs are injected to treat corresponding diseases."

A group of people in white coats listened, their mouths grew gradually.

one two five seven

Yet another over-the-top answer!

No jams yet!

The director of the ICU frowned, staring at the calm Zhang Tianyang.

Zhang Tianyang stood there calmly, looking back quietly.

There seemed to be sparks flying in the air.

(End of this chapter)