I'm really an intern

Chapter 394 Do You Think I'm On The First Floor? (It's Diligent Ann!)

"what happened?"

The bald-headed teacher Yang was stunned.

"Why change the bed, isn't it good?"

Eighty to ninety percent of the patients in the Department of Urology are men, and it is hard to find several female patients in the same ward.

With such good conditions, there is no need to worry about gender, and then someone wants to change the bed?

Zhang Tianyang also looked confused.

Intuition told him that this incident probably had something to do with him, but

Didn't you still ask about the bed doctor just now?

Why are you clamoring to change the bed in the blink of an eye?

The eldest sister in bed 36 has already come over, whispering, mysteriously.

"Let me tell you, before I came to the hospital, I asked the master to make a fortune for me.

The master said that this month, I will go to the north of the evil spirit of the rat, and the fierce god is in the northwest.

From the point of view of feng shui, the place of the hospital is originally on the cloudy side. Combined with my recent illness and bad luck, these things are very particular!

Take a look at my current hospital bed, which is just in the northwest. It is facing me, which is not conducive to my operation! "

The 36-bed eldest sister stunned several white coats.

In a trance, it seems that there is some truth.

The point is, there are too many proper nouns, and I can't understand them, so they look very powerful!

Zhang Tianyang's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly remembered what he had done on a whim last night.

What the hell, couldn't it be an accident that made her limping?

God is sorry, he really didn't mean it!

Sun Yu and Senior Brother Meng have already been fooled.

As the doctors in charge of patients with beds 35 and 36, they should stand up at this time.

However, the concubine can't do it!

Both pairs of eyes looking for help turned to brother Yang with the bald head.

Brother Yang is also very blind.

I think he has been in the urology department for so many years, but he has never encountered such a patient who also has his own calendar and speaks gods and gods!

How can this be soothed?

You can't really change the bed for her, can you?

It will be endless!

Looking for a solution urgently, wait online!

A few white coats are still mad, and the 36-bed sister has already started to unite the masses.

She first subdued her husband with a look, and then began to kindly lift the skinny hands of the 35-bed woman with chylohemuria.

"Sister, I'll let the master help you. It's about the same as me. Our gods of good fortune and happiness are in the south! We need to change beds together!"

"Huh? Huh?"

The woman in bed 35 listened to the big sister in bed 36 with a dazed expression, and her eyes gradually became appreciative.

"Doctor, I want to change the bed too!"

"I"

The bald band taught Brother Yang to slap his head and close his eyes.

What's the matter!

"Hey, don't you believe this? Feng Shui is our cultural tradition!"

The 36-bed eldest sister seemed a little anxious, and cast her hopes on Zhang Tianyang.

"Master Zhang, do you think so?"

After the words fell, the eyes of several white coats fell on Zhang Tianyang.

If you heard me right, the 36-bed eldest sister was called Master just now?

Not a doctor, but a master?

What did you say to the patient? Hey!

Zhang Tianyang's right eyelid twitched, and he had a strong urge to put his hand on his forehead.

Are you really being fooled by yourself?

But last night I finished pretending to be coughing!

After showing the Holy Spirit last night, I clearly explained it!

Why are you so excited!

"Little Zhang."

The bald-headed teacher Yang has already put on a face, "You seem to have a little research on this? Then tell me, what should I do?"

Although I don't know what Xiao Zhang said to the patient yesterday, but the patient seems to trust him, so I will leave this trouble to him!

Brother Meng and Sun Yu also looked at Zhang Tianyang expectantly.

Those eyes were clearly urging——

Come on, say something quickly, and get this over with!

at this point.

Zhang Tianyang sighed softly in his heart.

What can I do?

"Okay, since you asked for my opinion, I'll tell you."

Zhang Tianyang made up his mind, and when he spoke, he acted like a fan.

I saw his hands behind his back, his head slightly raised, and his eyes were deep.

"The master you are looking for is unreliable."

The eldest sister in bed 36 suddenly became excited, kicked her husband, and pulled him along with her to give Zhang Tianyang a nonsensical salute.

"Master Zhang, what's the explanation?"

Zhang Tianyang paused for a moment, then made a decisive decision.

"Let me tell you, your lucky god is in the southwest, and your lucky god is in the north!"

The eyes of the 36-bed eldest sister lit up. "Oh? How to say?"

Zhang Tianyang sighed softly.

"Because the operating room is in the southwest, and the doctor's office is in the north of you!"

The eyes of the three white coats watching were rounded instantly.

After all, it can still be explained in this way!

But it seems to make sense!

Zhang Tianyang (Junior Brother Zhang, Xiao Zhang) is awesome!

Zhang Tianyang spread his hands at the 36-bed eldest sister.

"I explained to you yesterday that the so-called metaphysics is unreliable, so stop thinking about it."

"If you really want to talk about the fierce god, your fierce god is in your stomach!

It's your adrenals!

Adrenal cortex tumor or hyperplasia leads to increased aldosterone secretion in your body, which in turn leads to increased sodium retention and potassium excretion in your body, increased blood volume, and inhibited the activity of the renin-angiotensin system.

Therefore, it is manifested as high blood pressure and hypokalemia, which leads to dizziness, headache and general fatigue.

So, now do you understand? "

Zhang Tianyang was persuasive, with a smile on his face, looking expectantly at the 36-bed elder sister.

In order to match the metaphysical theory with the pathological mechanism, I have almost compiled a complete set of theories!

You should always believe this, right?

The 36-bed eldest sister will be very face-saving, with a face full of "that's how it is".

"Master Zhang really deserves to be a master!"

She gave her thumbs up without being stingy at all, "I only believe in you, Master Zhang!"

I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but she bit the word "only" a little hard.

Zhang Tianyang's raised heart finally let go.

He tentatively asked, "Then, let's not change the hospital bed?"

The eldest sister in bed 36 waved her hand boldly, "I will listen to you, Master Zhang will do whatever he says!"

Zhang Tianyang tentatively asked Bed 35 again, "Then you too?"

The woman in bed 35 followed the crowd and nodded softly, "I'll listen to you too, Doctor Zhang Zhang."

"Hey! That's a good feeling!"

The bald belt taught Brother Yang to slap his head quickly and knock the matter to death.

"Then it's such a happy decision! Well, the ward round is over, let's retreat!"

Fearing that the two-bed patient would regret it, the bald-headed brother taught Yang to greet a few little white cats and run away quickly.

"call--"

Fleeing from the land of right and wrong, the bald-headed brother Yang made an instant choice.

"Xiao Zhang, you are still in charge of these two patients. Give the male patient number to Xiao Meng!"

The ward was instantly empty.

The eldest sister in bed 36 went back to her hospital bed and lay down contentedly, with a smile on the corner of her mouth.

The patients in bed 35 and their families were still in a daze. At this time, they greeted the eldest sister in bed 36 weakly.

"So you really invited the master?"

The eldest sister in bed 36 sneered, "How is that possible!"

She jumped out of bed suddenly, her eyes shining.

"You all think I'm playing with feng shui and making trouble for no reason. In fact, I'm just advancing as a retreat and trying to get Doctor Zhang to take care of the bed for us!"

"what?"

The woman in bed 35 was a little dizzy, "But, didn't you ask Dr. Zhang just now? You said that two other doctors came to take care of us."

"Don't believe it?"

The eldest sister in bed 36 smiled confidently, "If you don't believe me, go and ask, is Dr. Zhang taking care of us again now?"

The woman in bed 35 looked at her daughter——

Soon, the family members of Bed 35 brought definite news.

"It really became Dr. Zhang to take care of us! The director also comforted me, saying that Dr. Zhang is very researched in medical skills and metaphysics, so we can rest assured."

"Look, right?"

The 35-bed eldest sister poses as a winner.

"Do you think I'm really asking about Feng Shui?

Do you think I really want to change beds? "

"Do not!

I'm actually using feng shui to deliberately make things difficult for those doctors, and then let them know that only Dr. Zhang can handle us! "

"Then, their only choice is to let Dr. Zhang be our bed doctor!"

You think I'm on the first floor?

Actually I'm on the third floor!

Unexpectedly!

　An'an has risen unexpectedly, Yaoshou!

　　

　

(End of this chapter)