I'm really an intern

Chapter 470 Booming and Booming (Da Zhang ~ Today is Lao Zhang's Birthday ~)

Are you talking so happily!

Zhang Tianyang was shocked for a moment.

Two men, two women and two umbrellas are okay!

"There are only two umbrellas! How can you have fun?"

The middle-aged man who was questioned obviously couldn't answer, blushing and defending there.

"Of course it is possible! If I can ask this question, of course there is an answer. Think about it~"

"Well, I can't think of it"

The middle-aged man frowned for a while, maybe he wanted to divert his attention, but he raised his head and greeted the little nurse in the nurse's station.

"You guys should be very good at preventing infections and so on, right? Tell me about it!"

The little nurse who had been eavesdropping was not willing to answer, and blushed instantly.

The older nurse next to him stood up like a child, waving her hands with her waist in her hands.

"Go back to the ward at night! Don't hang around here! Go, go!"

"Hey, don't mind, this is not a professional thing, you should ask a professional person."

"Hey, don't take the needle! Let's go now."

The two patients who were full of nasty jokes were driven back.

The area of ​​the nurse's station and the doctor's office regained a brief calm.

Zhang Tianyang was speechless for a while, shook his head, and continued to immerse himself in reading.

But there was a rustling sound from the nurse's station across the wall.

Zhang Tianyang's ears moved, it was the little nurse's voice that was deliberately lowered.

"Teacher, that, do you know the answer?"

"what is the answer?"

"That's right, that's what they said just now."

Silence, it's urology tonight.

The old nurse known as the teacher seemed to have choked for a long time before she looked dispirited.

"If you don't work hard, what are you thinking about in your head!"

"Well, everyone has finished their work."

The little nurse groaned, but still clung to the old nurse.

"Teacher~teacher~ you must know the answer! Just tell me~teacher~"

"I don't know, why don't you ask the doctor?"

Silence, still tonight's urology department.

Zhang Tianyang's "Urology Collection" still stays on that page.

Sighing, he looked up, and sure enough, half of the little nurse's head appeared at the door of the office.

"That, doctor"

The little nurse hesitated for a while, then came over reluctantly, her face flushed red, but her eyes were full of curiosity.

"I want to ask you a question"

"Ugh"

Zhang Tianyang sighed again.

Is it a urology nurse?

"It's just a suit within a suit."

Zhang Tianyang didn't ask the nurse to repeat the question again, and started to explain automatically and consciously.

"Four people, two umbrellas, but two umbrellas have four sides, so in theory, one side for one person is enough."

"Male A first wears two layers of umbrellas to play with female A, one layer of umbrellas is left with female A, and the other is taken away by himself.

Female A plays with male B with the umbrella she left behind, and then asks male B to take the umbrella away.

Male A played with female B with the umbrella at the beginning, and left the umbrella with female B after the end.

In the end, male B took an umbrella, and female B also took an umbrella, and finally played. "

Very simple logic.

The core principle is nothing more than a "set within a set".

After Zhang Tianyang explained in a hurry, he pulled out a piece of A4 paper and drew a schematic diagram.

Then he stuffed the paper directly into the hands of the little nurse.

The little nurse's mouth gradually opened into an "O" shape.

Silent, still urology tonight.

After a long time, the little nurse raised her head in a daze, and gave Zhang Tianyang a thumbs up gesture.

"Doctor, you are really awesome!"

The doctor's office is out of the question.

Ever since he answered the little nurse's question, Zhang Tianyang could feel two probing eyes from time to time.

Turning around, the door must be the little nurse's half-shrunk head.

Even the old nurse came over to look at him a few times.

The "honest" Zhang Tianyang had no choice but to sneak into the doctor's lounge.

"call--"

In the lounge, there was a faint smell of cigarettes.

Although doctors always tell others that smoking and drinking are harmful to health.

But often, doctors themselves smoke and drink.

Especially surgeons.

One counts as one, they are all Jiuxians in white clothes!

There is no express rule in the hospital that doctors are not allowed to smoke, but for the sake of the collective image, doctors will not smoke in front of patients.

When I get addicted to cigarettes, I hide in the doctor's lounge.

Drilled into the bathroom, locked the door, and smoked leisurely.

Then, a shiver.

Then stuff the cigarette butts into the big crack in the tiles on the wall.

In fact, the tiles on the wall were not originally used to make "ashtrays".

But if there are more people plugged in, there will be a "tank".

The aunts also know this place, and they come to tidy up every once in a while.

But today is obviously not the day to clean up.

Most of the cigarette butts have accumulated in the cracks of the tiles.

Even if the bathroom door is closed, that smell will still spread slowly outside.

Zhang Tianyang closed the door a little tighter.

When I was about to choose a bed to lie on, I realized that someone was already sleeping in the lounge.

It's a female doctor.

In many departments of the hospital, there is only one doctor's lounge, where male doctors and female doctors are also in it.

They are all hard-working children on duty, who lie down in neat clothes, and who can rush forward in white coats when encountering problems.

There is no feeling of inconvenience.

Judging from the female doctor's face, she should be quite strong.

At this time, he was lying sideways on the lower bunk near the door, looking at his phone.

Zhang Tianyang knew her.

She is the resident chief of urology.

"Doctor on duty today?"

The female doctor glanced at Zhang Tianyang and asked a casual question.

After getting an affirmative answer, he nodded slightly, and then his eyes continued to fall back on the phone.

His fingertips were flying, his brows were slightly frowned, as if he was typing.

Zhang Tianyang picked the lower berth that was a little further inside.

He only found out after hanging the white coat beside the bed, plugging in the charger for the phone, and crawling onto the bed.

The female doctor is asleep.

Beside her pillow, there are two mobile phones.

One was the unremarkable mobile phone that she was holding and typing just now.

There is also a mobile phone for the elderly who is only used by the general hospitalist and can only answer the phone.

Zhang Tianyang stared at the two mobile phones.

Hospitalization is always hospitalized, this is not just talking.

Generally, there are two inpatient chiefs in the department at the same time, one person works 24 hours a day, and all meals, drinks and diarrhea are in the hospital.

Otherwise, how do you say it is "hospitalized"?

Zhang Tianyang knows how hard it is to be hospitalized.

So he got out of bed softly and turned off the light.

The night was getting darker.

But people started to get busy.

The two stayed in the lounge for less than two hours.

From 08:30, various things were found one after another.

The special plane for hospitalization will ring almost every half hour or so.

Zhang Tianyang heard it several times.

They always called the hospital to pull out the catheter.

I don't know why they always pull out the catheter at night.

There are also many things in the ward.

After a while, the patient suffered from incision pain.

After a while another patient had diarrhea.

Even the 36 bed in Zhang Tianyang's hands, he rang the bell and called him over, saying he wanted to vomit.

Zhang Tianyang went over to look around, but didn't prescribe any medicine.

"You can go and buy some lemons, oranges, etc., smell more."

In fact, most of them are scattered things.

It's not a big problem, but it just won't let you take a good rest.

After "sit-ups" several times, Zhang Tianyang gave up struggling, and sat back in the doctor's office.

Anyway, they are called to work.

Staying in the office, the nurses and sisters will not have to run so far every time they call themselves.

At 11:30 in the evening, the 36-bed eldest sister suddenly sent her man to bring a fruit basket.

Zhang Tianyang wanted to refuse, but the other party was firm.

"Doctor, just keep it!

You said before that buying some lemons and oranges can stop vomiting, so I bought a fruit basket by the way, but the woman at home really only smells the smell of lemons and oranges!

She told me to give you the fruit basket.

or cut me"

Silence, or tonight's urology department.

Zhang Tianyang took the fruit basket dumbfounded.

This is not the first fruit basket he has received.

But the contents of each fruit basket are different.

Like this.

Yellow mangoes, pears, bananas, red dragon fruit, cherries, cherry tomatoes.

Looking around, there is a "booming fire".

Maybe it's the taste of a 36-bed eldest sister?

Zhang Tianyang was no longer polite, and divided part of the inpatient total and the nurses, and used the rest to replenish his physical strength, ready to face the challenge in the middle of the night.

But strangely, after the fruit basket was delivered from bed 36, Corey's patients suddenly became quiet.

The duty began to enter a "stable period".

At twelve o'clock, the phone call of the hospital chief also fell silent.

At 12:30, Zhang Tianyang fell asleep in fear.

a little

two o'clock

three o'clock.

"Ding Lingling Lingling——"

The two people in their sleep were awakened by the special hospital plane at the same time.

"The urology hospital is always here!"

In the female doctor's voice, there was a clear breath of getting up.

But on the other side, the momentum is not weak at all.

"Emergency department here! We have a patient in critical condition!"

"Clap."

Hospitalization is always in bed.

But Zhang Tianyang had already rolled out of bed.

The sixth sense told him.

This phone call, disturbing, should not just be the lucid dream of the general hospitalization.

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Gululululu~

Today is 8.23~

It's Lao Zhang's birthday.

Then happy birthday Ann!

Hehe ~

Thank you 3000 sister for the cake~thank you Fengfeng for the snacks~

I'm going to eat them uh uh uh!

love you cute~

(End of this chapter)