my girlfriend ran away again

Chapter 46 Here Comes!

Nuan Nuan ignored Xia Tian, ​​but looked at Xiao Jiu again and said, "Xiao Jiu, I'll ask you, if you answer honestly, I won't stew you."

Then, Nuan Nuan paused and asked again: "What does your master do every night before going to bed in summer?"

"Jerking off."

Cough cough!

Xia Tian choked directly.

"Well, I'm going to buy some hot pot ingredients, and parrot hot pot will be served tonight."

After finishing speaking, Xia Tian ran away.

After a while, Xiao Jiu also flew out from the room and landed on Xia Tian's shoulder.

"Xiao Jiu, let me tell you, with your mouth, I will stew you sooner or later." Xia Tian threatened.

roar~

Xiao Jiu began to imitate the roar of a tiger.

Xia Tian rolled his eyes: "Heh, it's pretty similar, but unfortunately you're not a tiger."

Then, Xiao Jiu began to rub Xia Tian's face, acting coquettishly and cutely.

"Okay, okay, let's not make an example." Xia Tian said again.

"Got it, got it." Xiao Jiu said.

The conversation between Xia Tian and Xiao Jiu made a passing child who was eating ice cream completely dumbfounded.

Xia Tian is also a little proud.

He once watched Jilin Satellite TV's "Masters in the Folk". In one episode, an African gray parrot appeared. The breeder said that this parrot has the IQ of a seven-year-old child, although the performance of this parrot on the program is indeed true. Amazing, but Xia Tian felt that it was impossible to have the IQ of a seven-year-old child.

The IQ of seven-year-old children is quite incredible. Many adults in "Mini World" can't play games, but children are very proficient.

The parrot on the show certainly does not have the IQ of a seven-year-old child. He has seen a report before that the world's smartest parrot, Alex's African gray parrot, has the emotion of a two-year-old and the intelligence of a five-year-old.

As for Xiao Jiu, from Xia Tian's point of view, it's unclear whether this guy's IQ is higher than Alex's, but his EQ is definitely higher than Alex's.

"By the way, Xiaojiu, you 'big bobos' and 'little honeys', who did you learn from?" Xia Tian asked again.

"Secret, secret."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Jiu flew away directly.

In summer, they continued to stroll outside.

After wandering outside for about two hours, Xia Tian returned to the community.

"It's been so long, Wen Nuan and Ye Qingcheng should have already left."

Then, when Xia Tian opened the door, Nuan Nuan and Ye Qingcheng were cooking in the kitchen, while Lin Yiren was chatting with Xiao Jiu in the living room.

Slightly sweating in summer.

Not only did he not leave, but there was one more Lin Yiren.

"Hi, machine man." Seeing Xia Tian coming back, Lin Yiren greeted with a smile on his face.

"What's the mess?"

"I've heard this parrot say that you are the best at masturbating, so I gave you a nickname called Machine Man." Lin Yi said humanely.

Xia Tian has black lines all over his face.

"Xiao Jiu is a toucan, I will stew it sooner or later!"

He calmed down, then walked over, and said, "Lin Yiren, I found that you are really thick-skinned, everyone else is cooking, and you are the only one playing with this idiot."

"Xiao Jiu is not stupid. It is the smartest and cutest parrot I have ever seen." Lin Yiren said.

"Really?" Xia Tian sat down next to Lin Yiren, then looked at Xiao Jiu who was standing on the coffee table, and said again: "Xiao Jiu, even said five."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes." Xiao Jiu said.

"Is there any difference between you and a pig?" Xia Tian asked quickly again.

"No." Xiao Jiu also answered quickly.

Linyi people:

Xia Tian spread his hands: "See, it's just a silly bird."

Lin Yiren didn't speak.

"Lin Yiren, what's wrong with you?" Xia Tian asked again.

Lin Yiren ignored Xia Tian, ​​but hugged Xiao Jiu over.

"Wuuuu, Xiaojiu, we both really feel sorry for each other, and I've been tricked like this before." Lin Yi said humanely.

Slightly sweating in summer.

At this time, Wen Nuan looked out from the kitchen, a little depressed.

"Xiao Jiu, that silly bird, I feed it delicious food every day, and it's never been so close to me. It's the first time we've met Lin Yiren, yet he's already gotten to know him so well. The silly bird, sooner or later, will be stewed into a parrot Soup!"

Full of resentment.

After a while, Qin Zhe also came over with a big bag of ingredients.

"Ah, Qin Zhe, why did you come here?" Xia Tian said.

"Didn't you say that we will have dinner at your house together at night?" Qin Zhe said.

"Hey, whose idea is this? I am the master of this family, and I don't even know about it." Xia Tian protested.

Nuan Nuan poked his head out from the kitchen, glared at Xia Tian, ​​and said, "I suggested it, do you have any objections? Does Xiaomi plan to pick it up by yourself?"

"Ah, so it's Sister Nuan. It's okay, what Sister Nuan means is what I mean." Xia Tian paused, then said weakly: "Then please help me go to the kindergarten to pick up Xiaomi."

Wen Nuan rolled Xia Tian's eyes and said nothing.

After a while, Nuan Nuan came out of the kitchen and said, "I'll go pick up Xiaomi."

"I'll be with you." Qin Zhe also stood up and said.

"Uh, good. My car just happened to be borrowed."

Afterwards, Nuan Nuan left Xia's house with Qin Zhe.

"Hey, Xia Tian." Lin Yiren kicked Xia Tian's leg, and said again: "Wuan Nuan and Qin Zhe are a good match."

"Nonsense, it's recognized."

After Xia Tian finished speaking, he added another sentence: "Wen Liang and I are also very suitable."

"beauty and the Beast."

"Lin Yiren, I think your skin is itchy. Don't forget, this is my territory."

Lin Yiren glanced at Xia Tian, ​​and then said: "What can you do to me with your current state?"

Xia Tian took a look at the cast on his right arm, but didn't make a sound.

"I'm going to type."

"In summer, although your left hand can move, it can't move too much. It's definitely not good for code words." Lin Yiren reminded.

"My phonetic code."

After finishing speaking, Xia Tian returned to his room and closed the door.

Turn on the computer, download Xunda Voice, adjust the microphone, and after getting ready, Xia Tian cleared his throat, and then began to speak code words:

"At this time, suddenly an African gray parrot flew over"

At the same time, the word displayed: "At this time, suddenly a gray state flying parrot came gray."

summer:

"You are so funny to me. Although my pronunciation of h and f is not standard sometimes, but your display is too outrageous, so you can't intelligently associate it?"

cough~

Clear your throat and start over.

"At this time, suddenly an African gray parrot flew over"

The word displayed: "At this time, suddenly a Huizhou gray parrot flew over."

summer:

At this time, Xiao Jiu flew in through the window.

"Xiao Jiu, don't disturb my code, or I will stew you."

Then, Xia Tian coughed lightly.

Take a deep breath.

Look at the microphone.

Come again!

"At this time, suddenly an African gray parrot flew over."

word: "At this time, suddenly a fat Huizhou parrot came back."

Xia Tian wanted to smash the computer.

"At this time, suddenly an African gray parrot flew over." Xiao Jiu said suddenly.

word: "At this time, suddenly an African gray parrot flew over."

Word for word.

summer:

(End of this chapter)