The Miraculous Doctor of the Female President, Abandoned Young Master

A few minutes later, the staff brought an object covered with a red cloth onto the stage and handed a note to the host.

The host immediately said to the audience: "Just now we received a treasure donated anonymously.

Before uncovering this treasure, allow me to give you a brief introduction. "

"This treasure can be said to be a holy product for health care, because it not only beautifies the skin, but also rejuvenates people.

It can also be said to be a peerless miracle medicine. It is said that drinking it can prolong life and cure all diseases.

even……"

After reading this, the audience roared with laughter and interrupted the host.

"I said host, can you still read it? Even what can make people fly and become immortals instantly?"

"Oh, isn't this just a prank? It also cures all diseases and rejuvenates, why doesn't he say that he can live forever?"

"Who is so boring, what kind of lawsuit is selling, don't donate if you can't afford it, it takes so much effort, it wastes time!"

"Hurry up and proceed, this thing looks like a joke, whoever believes it is stupid!"

……

At this moment, a five- to sixty-year-old man woke up.

"Everyone, be quiet, I think it's very interesting, I really want to see what kind of thing is such a god, and can it scare people.

If it can bluff people, it’s worth a few million at most. My old cow bought it, and I just want to amuse everyone! "

Lao Niu is a local peasant entrepreneur in Qingchuan. He is straightforward and popular, and he makes everyone laugh with a few words.

People around laughed and praised Lao Niu's generosity, and asked him to buy it.

The host looked at the note, and the words that followed were even more embarrassing, but finally bit the bullet and read it.

"The note says that this treasure can even help martial practitioners improve their strength and break through bottlenecks.

Finally, the donor left a special sentence on the note! "

"What?"

Professional hosts generally don't laugh unless they can't hold back.

At this moment, the host couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out laughing. After trying several times, he finally read: "It says, these are all true, whoever cheats is a puppy!"

I'll go, what is this.

Just like children playing house, playing around.

On such a serious occasion, it is too funny to say such childish words.

The whole room burst into laughter.

Even Su Chen couldn't help laughing, silently giving Qin Wanyue a thumbs up.

"Your sense of humor is good. One sentence makes everyone laugh."

Qin Wanyue proudly said: "I'm also telling the truth, we have sworn poisonous oaths, it depends on who believes it!"

After the audience laughed, they were all successfully aroused and asked to reveal the true face of this treasure.

The host came to the red cloth, held his breath, and started a countdown.

When the countdown reached one, the red cloth was suddenly lifted off.

The treasure is revealed!

"That is……"

Almost everyone stood up, craned their necks and looked up to the stage.

When they saw Zhen Bao's true appearance, they were angry and wanted to laugh.

"Damn it, it's actually a bottle of mineral water?"

"Or the cheapest one, one yuan ice dew?"

"This is the sacred treasure that the host just sent to heaven?

"This joke is so cold!"

In the audience, some laughed and cursed, and there was a mess.

The host asked everyone to be quiet, and said the starting price: "One hundred thousand!"

As soon as the price was released, everyone looked at me and looked at you, and laughed again and again.

A person chooses to bid.

One hundred thousand is a drop in the bucket for anyone sitting here.

But no one wants to pay the money.

Spend [-] yuan for a bottle of mineral water that costs [-] yuan?

This is definitely something that can only be done if the brain is missing a string.

Everyone thinks it's stupid. Buying it is a matter of paying IQ tax, and no one is willing to do it.

Seeing that the time passed by every minute and every second, the shooting was about to pass.

The old cow who expressed his position at the beginning was pushed out by others.

"Boss Niu, didn't you say to spend 80 yuan to make everyone happy?

This treasure is really cheap, only one hundred thousand, why don't you take it quickly? "

"Yes, Mr. Niu, we are here to do charity today, isn't 10 yuan just a matter of sprinkling water to you?"

Everyone, you said something to me, which directly pushed Lao Niu to the point where he couldn't get down.

Lao Niu is also straightforward: "No matter who made the prank, it is not easy to make everyone laugh.

Isn’t there a saying that money can’t buy happiness?I am quite happy now.

I want this bottle of water, and it was agreed to be 80 yuan, which is a lot of money. My old cow decided to buy it for 100 million yuan. Do you think it will work? "

"Row!"

The host seemed to be afraid that Lao Niu would go back on his word, and knocked the hammer three times in a row, directly giving the ownership to Lao Niu.

That facial expression made the audience laugh again.

Su Chen secretly approved of Lao Niu.

His move was beautiful, and he seemed to be at a disadvantage. He was pushed out to be a fool, but he didn't suffer at all.

He took the initiative to raise the bidding price to 100 million, which not only made him familiar, but also made everyone feel that this person is very real.

The veritable great wisdom is like a fool.

Lao Niu took the mineral water and didn't intend to ask for it at all.

Just as he was about to sit down, he saw that the people around him had already brought it back for him.

"Hey, this water has been opened before. 100 million second-hand water is really rare!"

That man didn't get along well with the old cow, he didn't want to let the old cow go just like that, he led others to boo him, and forced the old cow to drink it on the spot.

"Old cow, don't you plan to take a sip of the water you bought for 100 million yuan?"

"This is a treasure, look at your white hair, maybe you can really rejuvenate!"

"Yes, take a sip and let everyone have fun!"

The old cow was furious, but he knew that this was not the time to lose his temper.

He couldn't resist everyone, so he simply picked up the bottle and smiled all over his face: "Okay, I'll just drink this 100 million water. To be honest, I've never drank such expensive water in my life!"

Lao Niu's funny tone and aggrieved expression made everyone laugh.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Lao Niu took a deep breath and drank half of the bottle in one gulp.

The bodyguard he brought with him was an acquired martial artist, knowing that Lao Niu was forced to do nothing, he felt uncomfortable.

He directly grabbed the remaining half bottle of water and said, "Didn't it mean that this water is more effective for warriors? I'll try it too!"

"Goooooooooo!"

A bottle of water was completely empty.

Seeing Lao Niu being ridiculed in public and looking extremely aggrieved, his opponent laughed out of contentment.

The matter came to an end, and the host was preparing to move on to the next item.

But someone from the audience exclaimed.

"Old cow, what's the matter with you?"

what's the situation?

Is that bottle of water poisonous?

Many people stood up and looked at Lao Niu.

However, when they saw the old cow clearly, they were all shocked.

Blinking and rubbing his eyes repeatedly, he couldn't believe what he saw.

I saw that the old cow with white hair turned into black hair at this time.