What should I do if I open the wrong plug-in?
Chapter 79 I'm Actually an Actor
Chapter 79 I'm Actually an Actor
Chungking Mansions.
"Master, the distance between the two buildings is a bit far. Even if we go to the opposite building to monitor, it is still difficult to accurately locate the bug." Bai Anni reported.
Li Er asked: "Then what should I do?"
Bai Anni thought for a while and said, "The best way is to send someone to secretly install bugs."
Li Er looked at the people in the van.
Ma Jun was the first to raise his hand: "Ah Tou, let me go, even if the other party sees through, I can still beat him up and get out."
"Beat your sister, if I'm seen through, my plan will fail." Li Er couldn't help cursing.
Li Er looked at Lin Haiying and Li Xianying. These two guys looked more like policemen than the other, so they were obviously not good candidates.
Bo Anni, women are indeed easy for people to lower their guard, but Li Er doesn't want his precious apprentice to take risks, so Li Er is the only one left.
"Saliva, come and command the car." Li Er thought of a suitable candidate.
"Okay!" At this time, Kou Shuihua was pretending to be a peddler and was standing on the side of the road yelling. After hearing Li Er's order, he hurried to the van.
"Saliva, we want to install a bug in the target room, can you do it?" Li Er asked.
"Tou, shall I go alone?" Kou Shuihua hesitated.
"Yes, don't worry, all of us are watching you, and if we find something wrong, we will rush in together." Li Er said with certainty.
"Okay! Then what identity should I use to get in?" Shuihua asked.
Just as Kou Shuihua finished speaking, Iron Head's voice sounded in everyone's communication headsets.
"Report, a delivery boy knocked on the door of Room 701."
Li Er's eyes lit up.
"Quick, stop that takeaway boy!" Li Er said quickly.
Tietou rushed out of the fire door, covered the delivery boy's mouth with his hand and pushed it to the side of the wall.
"who?"
The iron head moved a step slower, the takeaway boy had already knocked on the door twice, a Thai man opened the inner wooden door, and asked through the iron door.
Tie Tou shook the police ID in his hand to the takeaway boy outside the door, and the takeaway boy covered his mouth conspicuously.
"Miss?" Tietou suggested to the Thai with a shy face.
The Thai frowned, he couldn't quite understand what Tietou was saying.
Tietou held his chest with his left hand, and while trembling, he winked at the Thai: "Miss, beauty, uh, beautiful woman, yes or not?"
"No no no" Thai people quickly closed the door. When they went upstairs, they did see a lot of neon signs of beautiful women hanging downstairs, but now is obviously not the time to relax and enjoy.
The takeaway boy was taken to the van.
"Sirs, are you working on some case? Can I help?" Seeing that Li Er and the others were not at all stage fright, the delivery boy said excitedly.
Li Er said to Shui Hua: "Look at how many lunch boxes they ordered in total?"
"Twelve servings, four barbecued pork, four roast ducks. Four white-cut chickens, but they should only have ten people, because they only need ten soups, and there must be people who eat double meals." The takeaway boy cleverly said Said.
"Who are you kid?" Li Xianying asked strangely.
The takeaway boy: "Sirs, my name is Yin Tianqiu. Don't look at me delivering food. In fact, I'm an actor, and delivering food is just my hobby. Do you want to install bugs or something? I'm sure I can help." busy."
Li Er and the others looked at each other in blank dismay, can this fucking guess?It's not an action leak!
"Fuck you, handcuff him and throw him in the back of the car." Li Er looked at the takeaway guy who looked a little like Zhou Xingxing, and couldn't help cursing, Zhou Xingxing, that bastard, owed himself 26 yuan for the box lunch until now None.
"Huh? Sir, are you kidding me!" the delivery boy exclaimed.
Li Er: "Do I look like it?"
Delivery boy: "Like!"
Li Er: "Wrong answer!"
The takeaway boy was tied up and thrown in the parking space, after Kou Shuihua put on the delivery boy's delivery jacket, he picked up the delivery basket.
"Wait, wait, don't gag me, I'll just say the last sentence." The delivery boy said quickly.
Li Er: "Say it!"
The takeaway guy said: "Sir, I suggest putting laxatives or ecstasy in the takeaway. When you arrest them, it won't be able to get twice the result with half the effort."
Everyone in the van was stunned, this delivery boy is really a talent.
Li Er turned to Li Xianying and said, "Yingying, go to the pharmacy and get some medicine."
There are many small pharmacies on Hong Kong Island, and within a few minutes Li Xianying got the laxatives and poured them into the soup.
Li Er took out 100 yuan and stuffed it into the pocket of the takeaway boy.
"Don't worry! You are also assisting the police in handling the case, and the government will compensate you for one day's food delivery expenses."
The takeaway boy struggled and said, "I don't need delivery fees, let me install bugs for you!"
Li Er blocked the delivery boy's squeaking mouth with a sock.
The takeaway boy: "Ummmmmm—!"
Kou Shuihua went upstairs with the delivery basket, Li Er got out of the car, temporarily took over Kou Shuihua's position, and looked at the hawker cart.
"Hey, Niu Zha, how do you sell your Niu Zha?" Suddenly a ten-year-old boy asked Li Er.
"Uh——!" Li Er was embarrassed, and only then did he find out that the cart sold by the salivary flower was beef offal.
"Saliva, how do you sell offal?" Li Er asked in a low voice, with the action team's microphones attached to the inside of his collar.
Saliva: "Three yuan and two bowls."
Li Er immediately said: "Three yuan and two."
The child asked, "Is three yuan okay?"
Li Er resolutely refused: "No!"
Li Er wanted to send the kid away quickly, but of course he didn't accept the bargain.
"Okay! Three yuan is three yuan. I want a bowl of beef offal, more tripe and less beef lung." The child said shrewdly.
Li Er resignedly picked up the scissors and began to cut the offal. Bai Anni in the car couldn't help laughing.
The child who bought the beef offal found that the silly boss didn't use white radish as a base to fill up the number, and directly spooned a large bowl full of beef offal for himself. The kid was so happy that he picked up the beef offal and ran away, forgetting to add sauce.
Li Er wiped the scissors clean. He couldn't yell like a saliva, so he had to imitate other vendors, put on a lazy posture, and looked sleepily at the passers-by.
"Boss, how do you sell offal?" a young couple asked.
Li Er: "Eight yuan a bowl."
The young lover said in amazement: "So expensive? Others pay three or four yuan a bowl."
"If you can't afford it, don't buy it!" Li Er sneered, he was afraid that the young couple would buy it.
"If you don't buy it, you don't buy it. With this attitude, you deserve to sell offal!" the man of the young couple snorted.
"But I want to try it. His offal is so expensive, it must taste different." The woman wanted to buy Li Er's offal. After all, it is rare to see such a handsome man like Li Er.
"Okay, okay! Let's have a bowl!" The man took out the money angrily.
Li Er was very distressed. He just watched the saliva in the van and didn’t sell a bowl of offal for a long time. He only took over the stall for a few minutes, and the customers kept coming. Could it be that he has the talent to sell offal?
Li Er spooned a bowl of beef offal and cut it into pieces with scissors. Not to mention, Li Er used the scissors very well.
"Hehe, I said that there is a reason why it is expensive! A bowl of beef offal is really beef offal, and they don't put white radish as a base." The woman of the young couple laughed.
The man nodded in satisfaction. Li Er really should charge eight yuan for this bowl of genuine beef offal, and ten yuan is not too much.
Only then did Li Er come to his senses, it seems that when selling beef offal, three-quarters of the white radish is used as a base, and the thin layer on the outside is the beef offal.
Big loss.
"Takeaway, takeaway, hurry up and open the door!" Kou Shuihua knocked on the door impatiently.
At this time, most of the delivery staff are in this posture, and the acting skills of Saliva are really good.
A Thai guy opens the door and lets in the saliva.
Kou Shuihua walked in and put the takeaway on the table.
"A total of 68 yuan! Who will give it?" Kou Shuihua stretched out his hand and said, he quickly counted the number of people in the living room, there were six people, there was no way to enter the room, there should be a few people.
A leading-looking Thai took out 100 yuan and handed it to Shuihua.
Kou Shuihua asked him for 30 yuan.
"Hey, it's still two yuan short!" the leading Thai said miserly.
Salivating Hua spitting, took out another two yuan to change to the other party, picked up the takeaway basket, turned around angrily and left.
"Hehe, the cunning Chinese like to take advantage of us Thais." The leading Thai laughed.
"Ouch!" Shuihua accidentally turned his foot, and his body fell over, almost falling on the floor. After standing upright, he hurried to the door.
"Hahahaha, stupid Chinese guy!" A group of Thais burst into laughter seeing Shuihua's clumsy appearance.
"Report! The bug has been installed and it's under the sofa." Slobber Hua reported.
"Very good! Come down and change shifts!" Li's expression changed as soon as he finished speaking. He saw an acquaintance, a very troublesome acquaintance.
(End of this chapter)
Chungking Mansions.
"Master, the distance between the two buildings is a bit far. Even if we go to the opposite building to monitor, it is still difficult to accurately locate the bug." Bai Anni reported.
Li Er asked: "Then what should I do?"
Bai Anni thought for a while and said, "The best way is to send someone to secretly install bugs."
Li Er looked at the people in the van.
Ma Jun was the first to raise his hand: "Ah Tou, let me go, even if the other party sees through, I can still beat him up and get out."
"Beat your sister, if I'm seen through, my plan will fail." Li Er couldn't help cursing.
Li Er looked at Lin Haiying and Li Xianying. These two guys looked more like policemen than the other, so they were obviously not good candidates.
Bo Anni, women are indeed easy for people to lower their guard, but Li Er doesn't want his precious apprentice to take risks, so Li Er is the only one left.
"Saliva, come and command the car." Li Er thought of a suitable candidate.
"Okay!" At this time, Kou Shuihua was pretending to be a peddler and was standing on the side of the road yelling. After hearing Li Er's order, he hurried to the van.
"Saliva, we want to install a bug in the target room, can you do it?" Li Er asked.
"Tou, shall I go alone?" Kou Shuihua hesitated.
"Yes, don't worry, all of us are watching you, and if we find something wrong, we will rush in together." Li Er said with certainty.
"Okay! Then what identity should I use to get in?" Shuihua asked.
Just as Kou Shuihua finished speaking, Iron Head's voice sounded in everyone's communication headsets.
"Report, a delivery boy knocked on the door of Room 701."
Li Er's eyes lit up.
"Quick, stop that takeaway boy!" Li Er said quickly.
Tietou rushed out of the fire door, covered the delivery boy's mouth with his hand and pushed it to the side of the wall.
"who?"
The iron head moved a step slower, the takeaway boy had already knocked on the door twice, a Thai man opened the inner wooden door, and asked through the iron door.
Tie Tou shook the police ID in his hand to the takeaway boy outside the door, and the takeaway boy covered his mouth conspicuously.
"Miss?" Tietou suggested to the Thai with a shy face.
The Thai frowned, he couldn't quite understand what Tietou was saying.
Tietou held his chest with his left hand, and while trembling, he winked at the Thai: "Miss, beauty, uh, beautiful woman, yes or not?"
"No no no" Thai people quickly closed the door. When they went upstairs, they did see a lot of neon signs of beautiful women hanging downstairs, but now is obviously not the time to relax and enjoy.
The takeaway boy was taken to the van.
"Sirs, are you working on some case? Can I help?" Seeing that Li Er and the others were not at all stage fright, the delivery boy said excitedly.
Li Er said to Shui Hua: "Look at how many lunch boxes they ordered in total?"
"Twelve servings, four barbecued pork, four roast ducks. Four white-cut chickens, but they should only have ten people, because they only need ten soups, and there must be people who eat double meals." The takeaway boy cleverly said Said.
"Who are you kid?" Li Xianying asked strangely.
The takeaway boy: "Sirs, my name is Yin Tianqiu. Don't look at me delivering food. In fact, I'm an actor, and delivering food is just my hobby. Do you want to install bugs or something? I'm sure I can help." busy."
Li Er and the others looked at each other in blank dismay, can this fucking guess?It's not an action leak!
"Fuck you, handcuff him and throw him in the back of the car." Li Er looked at the takeaway guy who looked a little like Zhou Xingxing, and couldn't help cursing, Zhou Xingxing, that bastard, owed himself 26 yuan for the box lunch until now None.
"Huh? Sir, are you kidding me!" the delivery boy exclaimed.
Li Er: "Do I look like it?"
Delivery boy: "Like!"
Li Er: "Wrong answer!"
The takeaway boy was tied up and thrown in the parking space, after Kou Shuihua put on the delivery boy's delivery jacket, he picked up the delivery basket.
"Wait, wait, don't gag me, I'll just say the last sentence." The delivery boy said quickly.
Li Er: "Say it!"
The takeaway guy said: "Sir, I suggest putting laxatives or ecstasy in the takeaway. When you arrest them, it won't be able to get twice the result with half the effort."
Everyone in the van was stunned, this delivery boy is really a talent.
Li Er turned to Li Xianying and said, "Yingying, go to the pharmacy and get some medicine."
There are many small pharmacies on Hong Kong Island, and within a few minutes Li Xianying got the laxatives and poured them into the soup.
Li Er took out 100 yuan and stuffed it into the pocket of the takeaway boy.
"Don't worry! You are also assisting the police in handling the case, and the government will compensate you for one day's food delivery expenses."
The takeaway boy struggled and said, "I don't need delivery fees, let me install bugs for you!"
Li Er blocked the delivery boy's squeaking mouth with a sock.
The takeaway boy: "Ummmmmm—!"
Kou Shuihua went upstairs with the delivery basket, Li Er got out of the car, temporarily took over Kou Shuihua's position, and looked at the hawker cart.
"Hey, Niu Zha, how do you sell your Niu Zha?" Suddenly a ten-year-old boy asked Li Er.
"Uh——!" Li Er was embarrassed, and only then did he find out that the cart sold by the salivary flower was beef offal.
"Saliva, how do you sell offal?" Li Er asked in a low voice, with the action team's microphones attached to the inside of his collar.
Saliva: "Three yuan and two bowls."
Li Er immediately said: "Three yuan and two."
The child asked, "Is three yuan okay?"
Li Er resolutely refused: "No!"
Li Er wanted to send the kid away quickly, but of course he didn't accept the bargain.
"Okay! Three yuan is three yuan. I want a bowl of beef offal, more tripe and less beef lung." The child said shrewdly.
Li Er resignedly picked up the scissors and began to cut the offal. Bai Anni in the car couldn't help laughing.
The child who bought the beef offal found that the silly boss didn't use white radish as a base to fill up the number, and directly spooned a large bowl full of beef offal for himself. The kid was so happy that he picked up the beef offal and ran away, forgetting to add sauce.
Li Er wiped the scissors clean. He couldn't yell like a saliva, so he had to imitate other vendors, put on a lazy posture, and looked sleepily at the passers-by.
"Boss, how do you sell offal?" a young couple asked.
Li Er: "Eight yuan a bowl."
The young lover said in amazement: "So expensive? Others pay three or four yuan a bowl."
"If you can't afford it, don't buy it!" Li Er sneered, he was afraid that the young couple would buy it.
"If you don't buy it, you don't buy it. With this attitude, you deserve to sell offal!" the man of the young couple snorted.
"But I want to try it. His offal is so expensive, it must taste different." The woman wanted to buy Li Er's offal. After all, it is rare to see such a handsome man like Li Er.
"Okay, okay! Let's have a bowl!" The man took out the money angrily.
Li Er was very distressed. He just watched the saliva in the van and didn’t sell a bowl of offal for a long time. He only took over the stall for a few minutes, and the customers kept coming. Could it be that he has the talent to sell offal?
Li Er spooned a bowl of beef offal and cut it into pieces with scissors. Not to mention, Li Er used the scissors very well.
"Hehe, I said that there is a reason why it is expensive! A bowl of beef offal is really beef offal, and they don't put white radish as a base." The woman of the young couple laughed.
The man nodded in satisfaction. Li Er really should charge eight yuan for this bowl of genuine beef offal, and ten yuan is not too much.
Only then did Li Er come to his senses, it seems that when selling beef offal, three-quarters of the white radish is used as a base, and the thin layer on the outside is the beef offal.
Big loss.
"Takeaway, takeaway, hurry up and open the door!" Kou Shuihua knocked on the door impatiently.
At this time, most of the delivery staff are in this posture, and the acting skills of Saliva are really good.
A Thai guy opens the door and lets in the saliva.
Kou Shuihua walked in and put the takeaway on the table.
"A total of 68 yuan! Who will give it?" Kou Shuihua stretched out his hand and said, he quickly counted the number of people in the living room, there were six people, there was no way to enter the room, there should be a few people.
A leading-looking Thai took out 100 yuan and handed it to Shuihua.
Kou Shuihua asked him for 30 yuan.
"Hey, it's still two yuan short!" the leading Thai said miserly.
Salivating Hua spitting, took out another two yuan to change to the other party, picked up the takeaway basket, turned around angrily and left.
"Hehe, the cunning Chinese like to take advantage of us Thais." The leading Thai laughed.
"Ouch!" Shuihua accidentally turned his foot, and his body fell over, almost falling on the floor. After standing upright, he hurried to the door.
"Hahahaha, stupid Chinese guy!" A group of Thais burst into laughter seeing Shuihua's clumsy appearance.
"Report! The bug has been installed and it's under the sofa." Slobber Hua reported.
"Very good! Come down and change shifts!" Li's expression changed as soon as he finished speaking. He saw an acquaintance, a very troublesome acquaintance.
(End of this chapter)
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